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#avncontenders
"The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again
Porn doesn't fly off the shelves anymore (unless it's HAUNTED), so parodies must stand on their own (if you can be expected to). We wanted to believe Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano in "The Sex Files," and we did. More » -
#upcoming
"The Sex Files" Approaches...And We Can't Wait To Watch It
In just over a week, the wait will be over: "The Sex Files" (formerly known as "The X-Files: A XXX Parody") will be in stores, and all our Gillian Anderson fantasies will finally be realized (or so we assume). More » -
#thefuture
The Future Of Sex: Will We Still Be Doing It In A Posthuman World?
We tend not to give too much thought to the future of sex (the present of sex is more than enough to keep us occupied). But we still have to wonder just what sex will be like in...the future. More » -
#scandal
Fox Issues Cease And Desist Over "X-Files" Parody Porn
Been eagerly awaiting the arrival of "The X-Files: A Dark XXX Parody"? Don't hold your breath: thanks to objections from Fox, that title will never see the light of day. More » -
#geeklove
Kimberly Kane And Ashlynn Brooke In "The X-Files: A Dark XXX Parody"
Just as Fox Mulder wanted aliens to be real, we keep hope alive that adult parodies can be legitimate expressions of the pornic arts. That's why we are curious as a randy chupacabra about this "X-Files" parody.
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#worldofpeen
Sexlets: The Gum That Lets You Sex
Pills require a prescription, and those sketchy packets of bodega "male enhancer" are just, well, sketchy. So why not source your erection enhancing needs out to a chewing gum? A sexy chewing gum, that is. More » -
#fleshbotrequests
Superfine: Pretty Girls With Superhero Style
We tend to think that there's nothing more heroic (or, for that matter, super) than a topless girl—you can have your Batmen and your Supergirls, cause the Boobtastic Four are all we need to save the day. Nevertheless, we're nerdy enough to appreciate a little superhero flavor in our supernaked girls. After all, when the Boobtastic Four (or, in this case, twelve) are saving the day, they're going to need that cape to help them fly, right? -
