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    Badmofo: Swallowing Dutch cum does that to you. Well, you could at least try it. more »
    Beaker: Start at the top and work your way down. more »
    WalterPater: Can't LiLo just get it over with and become a pornstar? I'm sure that'll help her pay for her weekly allotment of cocaine. more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Best use of "Rocket Man" ever for the end of the season. more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: As much as I love Vol. 2, The Blueprint is a better album. more »
    squeezyface: Smoking turns me off. more »
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    richgiz: I have the same Holga as her! I wonder where she got the film from? Ahh who cares she's HOT@! more »
    logruszed: This car has that "new ass" smell. more »
    Ayleron: What if she slips and fall on the gear lever? <__.... more »
    squeezyface: I like it better when Faye doesn't wear make-up. Her freckles are just too sexy to be covered up. more »
    WalterPater: Dane, I'm sorry, but it just isn't fair. more »
    Dethzilla: ahhhhhhhhh.. I miss the good ole days... before my wife married me... she'd do that whenever we took a road trip. Now I can hardly get her to sleep w... more »
    ElfSternberg: Now, now, Otto, I've been around since 1991, too, doing the Internet porn thing. I remember those days. I can't vouch for LuvToys, but hell, even as... more »
  • #hardcore

    Power Girls: Your XXX Superheroes (And Villains)

    You may be all caught up in the buzz around the imminent debut of "Iron Man 2"—but we're much more interested in the superheroic antics of Television X's Power Girls. More »
  • #avncontenders

    "The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again

    Porn doesn't fly off the shelves anymore (unless it's HAUNTED), so parodies must stand on their own (if you can be expected to). We wanted to believe Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano in "The Sex Files," and we did. More »
  • #upcoming

    "The Sex Files" Approaches...And We Can't Wait To Watch It

    In just over a week, the wait will be over: "The Sex Files" (formerly known as "The X-Files: A XXX Parody") will be in stores, and all our Gillian Anderson fantasies will finally be realized (or so we assume). More »
  • #thefuture

    The Future Of Sex: Will We Still Be Doing It In A Posthuman World?

    We tend not to give too much thought to the future of sex (the present of sex is more than enough to keep us occupied). But we still have to wonder just what sex will be like in...the future. More »
  • #scandal

    Fox Issues Cease And Desist Over "X-Files" Parody Porn

    Been eagerly awaiting the arrival of "The X-Files: A Dark XXX Parody"? Don't hold your breath: thanks to objections from Fox, that title will never see the light of day. More »
  • #geeklove

    Kimberly Kane And Ashlynn Brooke In "The X-Files: A Dark XXX Parody"

    Just as Fox Mulder wanted aliens to be real, we keep hope alive that adult parodies can be legitimate expressions of the pornic arts. That's why we are curious as a randy chupacabra about this "X-Files" parody. More »
  • #worldofpeen

    Sexlets: The Gum That Lets You Sex

    Pills require a prescription, and those sketchy packets of bodega "male enhancer" are just, well, sketchy. So why not source your erection enhancing needs out to a chewing gum? A sexy chewing gum, that is. More »
  • #fleshbotrequests

    Superfine: Pretty Girls With Superhero Style

    We tend to think that there's nothing more heroic (or, for that matter, super) than a topless girl—you can have your Batmen and your Supergirls, cause the Boobtastic Four are all we need to save the day. Nevertheless, we're nerdy enough to appreciate a little superhero flavor in our supernaked girls. After all, when the Boobtastic Four (or, in this case, twelve) are saving the day, they're going to need that cape to help them fly, right?