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#hardcore
Evil Angel's "Anal Beach Buns": Doing It Circus Style
Usually the directness of most porn movie titles tells you exactly what you can expect once you crack open that DVD case. And in some ways, Evil Angels' "Anal Beach Bums" does not depart from this tried and true formula: the movie contains more than its fair share of anal exploits, some of which we understand actually took place near a beach. But that title is a little misleading as well, or at least not entirely descriptive as it could have been. For, you see, "Anal Beach Bums" contains some of the most astounding circus-style sex acts we have witnessed in a long time. More » -
#girlongirlaction
Flesh Flicks: Good Help Is Hard To Find
Hiring sexy maids to clean up after you isn't just a rich guy thing. Rich women do it too! The only problem is, we can't figure out who is in charge here. The woman stuck doing the chores seems to be better dressed than the one who is just lounging around—and her dusting skills aren't that hot either. So who is in charge? And how come those shelves are still filthy? Honestly, how does anyone—man or woman—ever get their homes clean these days when all the hired hands want to do is make things messier? More » -
#hardcore
The Burden Of Proof: Cruel Media's "All Internal 7"
As you've already figured out from watching dirty movies, most contemporary porn involves proving to the viewer that complete sexual congress actually took place: hence the popularity of facial money shots, or money shots anywhere outside of a body cavity for that matter. So when we are confronted with a movie which trumpets the fact that said cumshots took place internally, we have to take it on faith that they really did happen. More » -
#insertions
Drunk Beachcombers Find Exciting New Uses For Empties
Do you hate those Corona beer commercials as much as we do? You know, the ones where all those stressed out yuppies totally get away from it all by hanging out on a beach and like, throwing their wallets into the ocean or something. Oh, and drinking watered down psuedo-Mexican beer. Well, apparently we aren't the only ones who have had enough and someone out there in internet-land decided to "re-interpret" the campaign in the only way that makes sense. Hey, with all those drunk people hanging out on the beach this was bound to happen eventually. More » -
#amateur
Advertising for the Nintendo Wii may emphasize how it brings people together, but as one avid player demonstrates it totally rocks for solo play too. And isn't having a good time with yourself just as important as beating your friends in Wii Boxing? (postyourgirls.com - thanks B.) -
#fetishiswhereyoufindit
Fireplace Porn: Grab Your Poker!
You already know about our fascination with pool sex. A nice body of chlorinated water makes a perfect backdrop for any romantic encounter, but what to do in the cold, dreary days of winter when your backyard fun spot is covered with plastic tarp and dead leaves? You head inside to an even more romantic spot—the fireplace. We don't know if it's the crackling of the wood, the heat from the flames, or the ever-present danger that your house might burn to the ground, but few things can beat fucking in front of a nice warm hearth. As usual, our twisted friends at Pornzio are ahead of the curve on this sexy porn trend, but we added a few contributions of our own after the jump. So curl up with some nice hot cocca and marshmallows and try not to get singed. More » -
#lesbians
Flesh Flicks: Hot! Dog!
You've heard of vegansexuals, the folks that are so committed to not harming animals that they won't even fuck a meat eater? This video is like the exact opposite of that. Most health experts advise against eating processed mystery meat and mystery meat by-products, so you can only imagine what they think about sticking them in your hoo-hah. But hey, when you gotta eat, you gotta eat. More » -
#video
Flesh Flicks: See Monkey, Do Monkey
Imagine coming down the stairs on the morning of a undetermined, non-secular holiday and finding a giant monkey with a oversized, beef jerky-like appendage in your living room. Would you be as excited to find such a present as these two girls are? They don't hesitate for even one second when it comes to getting down to business with their new simian friend—which may technically be an "ape" and not a monkey. It's important that we get this detail right, since anatomical accuracy was obviously so vitally important to the filmmakers. More » -
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#geeklove
Revenge Of The Nerdcore Babes
What's our favorite new trend in video games? It's not the expansive multiplayer online environments or cooperative fantasy adventures. It's not even the cooler graphics and wireless remote controls. It's hot girl gamers who love to drape themselves in the actual consoles and games and send the pictures out over the interwebs. (Besides how can you tie someone up with a wireless controller?) Well, the nerdcore babes are back for more and we have to thank the boys over at Destructoid for sharing an exclusive bonus photo with us that you can see after the jump. We're not exactly Nintendo experts, but we are pretty sure you're not going to find any ducks to hunt in there.
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#sexycheerleaderwatch
We wanted to say that this clip was the latest piece of evidence of the Strange Places Where Japanese People Have Group Sex except for the fact that horny cheerleaders are already a pretty common trope, which means this is a purpose-built porn video instead of actual documentary evidence of what goes on in a biology class, hospital, or public bus. Still, you never know. (And either way, you'll never look at one of those human pyramids in the same way again.) (pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind) -
#videoplaypen
Video Playpen: Hitting The Bottle
It's Friday, which means as soon as the boss' back is turned it's time to sneak out early and find a bar where you can kick back and raise the old elbow. (Or just crack open that fifth of Cuervo that's hidden in your file cabinet and pass out under your desk until Monday morning. Not that we know anyone who would do that.) The only danger with either strategy is that once you've got a few in you, that wine or beer or liquor bottle might start looking pretty good ... and then we all know what happens next. The following group of tipplers may or may not have had one too many before "recycling their empties". But whatever they're doing, it's better than drinking alone. More »
