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    From "Nip/Tuck" To Nip Slip

    We may have learned about AnnaLynne McCord through her performance on "Nip/Tuck," but glimpsing her nip is what really piqued our interest. If this is any indication of what we can expect from her on "90210," well—we should have started watching that show weeks ago. Gallery after the jump. More »
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    Kim Kardashian Makes Some Important Adjustments

    It seems safe to say we'll never get tired of watching Kim Kardashian prancing around on the beach in a bikini, splashing around in the waves, adjusting her top, running on the beach, adjusting her bikini bottoms, adjusting her top, adjusting her top... sorry, we were miles away there. The point is, um, Kim Kardashian spent the weekend at the beach—and we got pictures. See the glory that is Kim after the jump. We'll be back after a short, uh, break. More »
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    Christina Ricci Defies Convention... Bikini Style

    Who said bikini season was over? Well, clearly we were wrong — glamorous movie stars like Christina Ricci don't have to follow those arbitrary "seasons." When Christina wants to put on a bikini and go frolicking in the waves, she's damn well going to no matter what time of year the calendar or fashion pundits say it is! And we are so grateful for that. More »
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    Kim Kardashian, Quick Change Bikini Artist

    We're not sure if these pictures are from two different days, or if Kim Kardashian happened to change suits in the middle of the day ... but we're pretty miffed at whatever photographer dropped the ball and didn't get pictures of the inbetween naked time. On the plus side, Kim does look pretty damn hot in her bikinis. Almost hot enough to make us forget that she's not naked! Click thumbnail for gallery. More »
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    Gary Dourdan Is Our New Best Friend

    Okay, so maybe "CSI" star Gary Dourdan isn't our new best friend yet, but that's a minor detail: we're sure he'll start hanging out with us all the time once he realizes how much we have in common. After all, we love looking at topless women—and he's constantly surrounded by topless women! It's almost like we were separated at birth! Let's just hope he remembers to invite us along the next time he goes to the beach. (Click thumbnail for gallery.) More »
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    Kate Moss Learns That Nipples Will Always Find A Way

    Kate Moss may have thought she could keep her top on this time around, but her nipples seem to have a mind of their own. The nipples, you see, they will always find a way out ... you know, like Kate's did during her recent vacation in Spain. After the jump, hear the plaintive cries of desperate boobs yearning to be free. Or just take a gander at Kate's fun-sized funbags. Either way! More »
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    Paulina Rubio Makes Us Head For The Border

    Singer Paulina Rubio may be more famous in Mexico than she is here in the States, but we have a feeling these photos will help change that pretty quickly. In fact, we're already getting an urge to learn a whole lot more about her repertoire. Click thumbnail for gallery. More »
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    Emma Tweed Takes Off Her Top

    We know the term WAG usually refers to the wives and girlfriends of sports players, but we'd like to see it expanded to refer to the wives and girlfriends of other famous men ... like actors, say, or film directors. At any rate, we need some word to help us describe these topless pictures of Emma Tweed, wife of English film director and screenwriter Michael Radford. Although come to think of it, "sexy topless woman" would probably suffice. (Click thumbnail for gallery.) More »
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    Rosario Dawson Hoses Down

    Why Rosario, what a nice swimsuit you have! If you need any help hosing it down, you just let us know—we'll be right over here, uh, waiting. Even if it looks like we're doing something else. (Click thumbnail for gallery.) More »
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    Claire Danes In A Bikini Fuels The Imagination

    We've had a crush on Claire Danes since we first saw her teenage angst in "My So-Called Life." In those days, we never imagined that one day we'd get paid to dig up photos of our idol in a bikini. Of course, we also never imagined the internet, either—imagination was never our strong suit. (Gallery after the jump.) More »
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    Kate Moss' Boobs Sail The Seven Seas

    What is it about spending the day at sea that makes women go topless? Lately we've been treated to Portia de Rossi's nautical charms, then superWAG Maria Beatriz Anthony rocked our boats... and now professional glamourpuss Kate Moss proves that nothing helps give you your sea legs than taking off your top. We are so totally buying a yacht next year. (Click thumbnail for photo gallery.) More »
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    Portia de Rossi And Ellen DeGeneres' Clothing Optional Vacation

    So what does America's most famous lesbian couple do on vacation? The same thing as the rest of us! They take a boat ride, go swimming, get topless, make out with one another. The only difference between famous lesbians and the rest of us is that when they go on vacation, the paparazzi comes with, because even one of their nipples is more important than you are. Photo gallery after the jump. More »
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    Naomi Campbell Drives Us Crazy

    We've heard all the crazy stories about how crazy Naomi Campbell is, and we know all about her often violent past. But hey, just looking at Naomi in a bikini is driving us a little crazy too—-and she has to live with that hotness every day of her life. So we think we can give her a pass. A little understanding goes a long way, folks. (Click thumbnail for gallery.) More »
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    Penny Lancaster Flashes Rod Stewart (And The Rest Of Us)

    We've been dreaming of a fancy vacation—you know, one where we get to hang out on a boat somewhere off the shore of Italy, drinking wine and looking at Penny Lancaster's nipples. You know, the kind of vacation that Rod Stewart gets to take whenever he wants! Our dream vacation may still be just a dream ... but maybe these photos are the next best thing to being there, minus the wine and expense of getting to Italy. (Click thumbnail for gallery.) More »