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    Pinkie: Beats the hell out of Japanese Tea Ceremony. #amateur more »
    Epiphora: You luuuuuuucky lady. Awesome video. #belladonna more »
    Epiphora: How could you not mention that picture of James Deen in emo glasses? Ohmygod. #kimberlykane more »
    Epiphora: I can't get over how cool this thing looks. I really want one, and I normally don't care much for Jimmyjane's stuff. #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    fragile: tie me up tie me down #babelogs more »
    Ayleron: OMG, her cuteness is to die for. :) #babelogs more »
    Mazda Eric: hell, if caffeine is good for your nut my little babies are batting 1000 - recently cut DOWN to 4-5 cups a day. #amateur more »
    Mazda Eric: I mean, could they at least TRY to come up with a better title? :P #europorn more »
    Beaker: After a long and deliberate consideration (that means lots and lots of staring at this photo) I'd say that's definitely a woman, and not a kid :-) #babes more »
    fragile: So how do I explain a burn on my glans (from hot coffee) to the doctor in the emergency room? fucked to fast and to furious? #amateur more »
    Pinkie: After spending an hour having phone sex with an old girlfriend in another town, she suggested I drive up the next day. So I drove three hours for a b... more »
    FrankN.Stein: isn't it amazing - whenever a celerity shows up who's so at ease with being naked, you don't have to look it up - you KNOW she's not American... (look... more »
    SexyHard: Read the one below first: In the same club a fine buxom slut For ten guys was strutting her stuff I whispered my pleas She smiled, the tease Then on ... more »
    SexyHard: In an old New York sex club, the Vault We planned an amphibious assault I licked her sweet cunt They fondled her front 'Til she stood up and asked us ... more »
    offred: Is that old Yorick keeping watch on the shelf? (I do have to say that for all the libraries, academic and otherwise, and all the professor's offices t... more »
  • #atthemovies

    Indiana Jones Vs. Carolina Jones: A Pornic Comparison

    Now that we've had a chance to see both of this summer's biggest blockbusters—"Indiana Jones and the Kindgom of the Crystal Skull" and "Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant"—we think it's only fair to see how Dr. Jones measures up against his porn doppleganger. Are these sequels sympathetic to the original spirit of the Indy legend? And more importantly, are they faithful to each other? We decided to do a point-by-point evaluation to see which Jones did the best job keeping our hearts racing. (Oh, and spoiler alert!: major plot points of both films are revealed below, so if you still haven't seen either one consider yourself warned. We wouldn't want to spill which one of our heroes gets to have a threeway or anything.) More »