According to TMZ, Shauna admits that she and her boyfriend made a tape earlier this year, but that she hasn't given Vivid the rights to it. Vivid, on the other hand, claims they bought the tape from a third party, and are within their legal right to release it.

Which just leaves one question: how on earth did Shauna Sand make a sex tape this year and not realize that it would be in Vivid's hands within a matter of months? Unless her rage is just a ploy to drum up interest in another doubtless uninteresting celebrity porno...

· Shauna Sand to Block Sex Tape (tmz.com)

This morning, One and Other showcased one of its most popular participants of all: Naomi McDonald, a dancer from Stringfellows lapdancing club, spent her hour honing her craft (to the delight of many passersby). Clad only in a pair of panties and heels, and armed with a mini pole, Naomi pole danced her way into the hearts of many Londoners—and crashed the One and Other website in the process.

Who says art is boring?

· Topless woman crashes fourth plinth website (guardian.co.uk)
· One & Other (oneandother.co.uk)
· The Fourth Plinth (london.gov.uk)

Even though Maria will not be naked in the film ("Menculik Miyabi," or "Kidnapping Miyabi"), she's still raised the ire of Indonesians who don't approve of her day job. Amidhan, chairman of the Indonesian Council of Muslim Scholars, feels that inviting Ms. Ozawa into the country could give Indonesia a bad name. Hey, it hasn't hurt Taiwan any!

· Miyabi to feature in Indonesian movie (thejakartapost.com)
· Muslim chief: Japan porn star should not be in Indonesia film (monstersandcritics.com)
· Thumbnail via JSexNetwork (juicyjav.com)

Of course, one man's free peep show is another's indecent exposure, so don't expect the fun to go on forever (especially not since the NY Post seems determined to get everyone to cover up. Nuts to you, Rupert Murdoch!).

· High Line Is A Lust Cause (nypost.com)
· Thumbnail star: Brooke Marks (foxyflow.com)

Fine, upstanding news source that it is, London's Sun has decided to wage a debate about the subject in today's paper. On the pro side is noted feminist Germaine Greer, who no doubt offers the opinion that bodies are natural and nothing to be ashamed of. On the con side is...Keeley Hazell?

Yes, unless The Sun is outright tricking us, the Page 3 princess and owner of some of the world's best boobs now thinks that girls should keep their tops on while on the beach. We...we just don't know what to say. Keeley, how could betray us like this?

This kind of news calls for drastic action. Readers, what say you: should Keeley be stripped of her coveted Crush Object status? On the one hand, we value all the good times we shared, and memories we made; on the other...how can we laud someone who's against topless sunbathing?

This is going to take a good deal of deliberation, we'll tell you that.

· Is it a boob to go topless? (thesun.co.uk)
· Thumbnail: Keeley in more topless times (dailypoa.com)

(Of course, in our fantasy, all the students are of legal age, and after the footage is discovered, everyone has a big orgy. Why can't real life be more like that?)

· Teacher sends kids home with sex tape of herself (metro.co.uk)

But The Sun wants you to know that she's not just any woman with the world's biggest boobs: she's also an AVN award winning pornstar (as anyone with access to Google can easily ascertain). We're not exactly sure why The Sun is shocked by this: when your boobs are so big that they impede day to day tasks, pornstar is probably a more appealing career than, say, administrative assistant.

· Norma Stitz (normastitz.com)
· Big boobed Norma bares all (thesun.co.uk)
· Thumbnail: Norma Stitz at work (incrediblecontent.com, via Ask Jolene)

· Gemma Atkinson: I'd go topless onscreen for the right money (nowmagazine.co.uk)
· Thumbnail: Nearly topless Gemma Atkinson (thehollywoodgossip.com)

Granted, there's no guarantee that this trend will catch on at the Jersey Shore (and beyond)... but we can always hope, right? Oh, and ladies: if you're deterred by Jack & Jill's hefty price tag, we know an easy way to make your own bottoms-only bikini (and we're sure no one will be able to tell the difference.).

· Boutique Busts Out Topless Bikinis (nbcphiladelphia.com)
· Topless sunbather via Bailey's Room (baileys-room.com, via Ask Jolene)

Well, at least if you're in Great Britain, where Channel 4 will be broadcasting "Life Class: Today's Nude," a five part series that allows the home viewer to sit in (and participate in) a life drawing class—and yes, it's complete with full frontal nudity.

Sadly, the program is causing some controversy, as some are shocked by the thought of nudity—even of the artistic, educational persuasion—appearing on the telly before 9pm. Well, if the show happens to get canceled before July, there's always Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School.

· Channel 4 nudes: Life drawing series will show full frontal nudity before 6pm (dailymail.co.uk)
· Thumbnail star: Julia (teendreams.com)

Alas, with only two days to go, Alina's raised a mere 5,000 euros—45,000 euros away from her goal. Is the economy really that bad?

· 18-jährige Jungfrau zu ersteigern (gesext.de)
· Teen auctions virginity for £50k (thesun.co.uk)

We're so confused. Which is it? Pro-porn or anti-porn? And how will Holder and Ogden ever get along?

· 'Pornography Advocate at DOJ': One of the Bright Spots in the Obama Administration (reason.com)

· Dutch City Fears Loss of Pornography Archive (nytimes.com)
· Thumbnail: Porn not in the municipal collection (jerkmenow.com)

As the Daily Beast has it, Stormy's gaze was turned towards political pursuits when she discovered "Draft Stormy," a web-based campaign to convince Stormy to attempt to unseat Vitter in the Republican primary. Now, we're all for seeing hypocritical politicians ousted out of office—particularly ones who trump their conservative, anti-sex credentials while secretly visiting prostitutes in their spare time—but there's just something a little off-putting about the whole "Draft Stormy" campaign.

We'll cut to the chase: we're bothered by the fact Stormy Daniels isn't being "drafted" because she's Stormy Daniels, the awesome and amazing individual—she's being drafted, first and foremost, because she's a pornstar from Louisiana. Long before "Draft Stormy" ever existed, an ad appeared on Craigslist seeking "a female in some aspect of the adult-entertainment industry" to run against Vitter. Stormy only became the chief candidate that she was a Louisiana-based pornstar who just might work as a candidate.

And why a female from the adult industry? Because the people behind the campaign want to make the point that:

...an honest, intelligent adult film actress has more integrity than a married Republican politician who dallied with prostitutes on the down-low.

Which, frankly, we think sounds a bit condescending to the adult industry—and, for that matter, to Stormy. (We're also curious to know why the campaign specifically wanted an adult film actress—does "Draft Evan Stone" just not have the same ring?)

But hey, maybe we're just being negative nellies here: after all, if Stormy does run, there's a huge opportunity for progress right there. Italy elected its first pornstar politician in 1987—maybe 2009 will be the year America follows in its footsteps?

We'll be keeping our fingers crossed for that one.

· Draft Stormy (draftstormy.com)
· Porn Star for Senate (thedailybeast.com)
· Stormy Daniels: Politics, P. Diddy, and the Porn Retirement Plan (avn.com)

We're pretty sure your record for biggest implants is secure... at least until some sort of future technology enables women to have giant inflatable roboboobs. And if you find those massive mammaries make it hard for you to get around... we'll be happy to happy to give you a shoulder to lean on.

· Texas Woman Breaks Implant Record (nypost.com)

Seriously, 3D porn? Isn't that something that should have been done back in the fifties, when 3D technologically actually seemed like something new and impressive? Is there some reason that people have waited this long to combine the power of porn with the power of 3D technology?

Oh right, there is: nobody wants 3D porn.

· 3D porn to revolutionise industry (livenews.co.au, via Gizmodo)

Granted, we tend to prefer the fleshier sort of erogenous zone—but who are we to say no to arts and/or crafts?

· Knitter has her knockers (ananova.com)
· Strap-On Ballsacks (paulshortt.com, via indienudes.com)