Shauna Sand In Fight With Vivid Over Sex Tape

This time next week, we'll be popping the Shauna Sand sex tape into our DVD players, and enjoying the hardcore celebrity goodness. Or will we? Though Vivid claims they're legally entitled to release the tape, Shauna Sand's not so sure. More »

Live Nude Girl Transforms Trafalgar Square Into A Peep Show

Since July, the fourth plinth in London's Trafalgar—usually reserved for statues of kings and generals—has been taken over by One & Other, which invites Londoners to use the space however they wish, one hour at a time. More »

Maria Ozawa: Too Hot For Indonesia?

Crush Object Maria Ozawa wants to conquer the world southeast Asia with her charms—if the powers-that-be will let her. Though Maria—aka Miyabi—was cast in an Indonesian movie, some leaders aren't too keen to let her into the country. More »

NYC's Standard Hotel Is An Exhibitionist's Delight

Still mourning the loss of Times Square's peep shows? You'd do well to get to the High Line ASAP. The newly opened NYC park offers an excellent view of the Standard Hotel, whose floor-to-ceiling windows leave nothing to the imagination. More »

The Debate Over Topless Sunbathing Rages On...And Keeley Hazell Shocks Us All

Topless sunbathing—once de rigueur on European beaches—has fallen on hard times. Last summer, we heard it was officially out of fashion, now some French beaches are even fining women who attend the beach sans top. More »

Minnesota Tries To Clean Up Hotels, Get Rid Of Porn

As part of a "clean hotels" initiative, a Minnesota county public health department is asking local government in Rochester to put a stop to pay-per-view porn in hotels. Good thing we always bring our own. (xbiz.com, thumbnail)

Hot For Teacher: Teacher Accidentally Sends Students Home With Porn

Talk about headlines ripped from our fantasies: a California teacher is in hot water after a DVD she created for her students was discovered to contain footage of her masturbating. More »

Woman With World's Biggest Boobs Is (Gasp!) A Pornstar

120XXX cup Norma Stitz (get it?) has the world's biggest boobs—and she recently went on Italian TV to discuss what it's like to be about 30% boob. More »

Gemma Atkinson Would (Finally) Go Topless For Her Art

Gemma Atkinson recently said she'd go topless in a movie for "the right role." We'd love that, of course...but if she bares her boobs, how will we distinguish her from all the other topless Gemmas? More »

Philly Bikinis Go Bottoms Only

As if we didn't have enough reasons to be excited for the rapidly approaching summer swimsuit season, we've just learned that Philadelphia boutique Jack & Jill is now stocking topless swimsuits. More »

Live Nude Models... On Your TV!

Dying to go to a life drawing class—but a little bit too shy to draw naked people in public? Starting this summer, you won't have to worry anymore: the models will be coming to you! More »

Alina Percea Tries, Fails To Get Rich Off Virginity

Again with the virginity auctions: Alina Percea, aka Jungfrau18, is selling her virginity online in order to raise money for college. More »

NZ Truth Bids Topless Babes Adieu

After twenty-five years, New Zealand weekly NZ Truth is saying goodbye to its Page 3 Girls. But don't cry too hard: topless girls will now be featured as centerfolds in the paper's magazine. (stuff.co.nz)

No Wonder "Nailin' Paylin" Was Such A Success

A recent study shows that porn consumption is higher in states that tend to vote Republican. And we, for one, would like to extend a warm welcome to our red state readers. (boingboing.net)

Barack Obama, Friend To Friends Of Pornographers?

First Obama went against the adult industry, picking historically anti-porn Eric Holder for Attorney General... now it seems he loves pornographers—or at least their lawyers, like potential Deputy Attorney General David Ogden. More »

The Case Of The Missing Porn Collection

Tragedy has struck in the Dutch city of Leeuwarden: the municipal porn collection has gone missing, and officials fear it may never be returned. Or, worse yet, will be returned in used condition. More »

Stormy Daniels: (Possibly) Drafted!

A few weeks ago, we reported that Stormy Daniels had turned down the opportunity to run against Louisiana Senator David Vitter. Well, apparently we were wrong—we're now hearing she's actually considering a run. More »

Everything's Bigger In Texas: Sheyla Hershey Inflates Her Boobs... Again

Why, hello again, Sheyla Hershey! Your massive boobs sure are looking great—we're glad to hear you finally found a doctor willing to pump them up to a 38KKK. More »

Porn Goes 3D!

Over the years, porn has gone through many technical innovations—the internet! HD porn! Mobile porn!—so we're half surprised to learn that it's taken this long to see the launch of 3D porn. More »

Today In Crafts: Knit Boobs And Strap-On Balls

Bored with knitting scarves and sweaters? Why not try your hand at some slightly more sordid crafts—for instance, crafting some breasts or balls out of ordinary fabrics? More »

Stormy Daniels For President Public Office!

We won't claim to understand all the ins and outs of Louisiana politics, or why it makes sense to have an adult film star run against an incumbent senator mired in a sex scandal. More »

Who Has The Best Boobs Of All?

A recent poll rated Elizabeth Hurley's boobs number one (Scarlett Johansson's came in second). 34C was voted the ideal cup size—though we know some Gianna Michaels fans who'd beg to differ. (thesun.co.uk)

And What A Year It Was

Between Daniel Radcliffe's cock, Miley Cyrus's (covered!) boobs, and... well, Eliot Spitzer, it sure was a crazy year. The Daily Beast takes a look at the sexy highlights of the year that was. (thedailybeast.com, thumbnail)

This Year In Underreported Sex News

While we've been busy rounding up some of the year's hottest moments, our friend Violet Blue has been doing more... meaningful work, using the season of listicles to draw attention to some underreported sex news. More »

Sex Is Not The New Cocaine

Good news, everybody! Looks like sex is not addictive. On the minus side, this means you can only blame yourself for the hours and hours you just spent fapping to Gianna Michaels's tits. (nytimes.com, thumb)

Kim Cattrall, Half Naked Art Activist

You don't have to have a topless calendar (or pose for PETA) to get involved in naked activism—all you need is a camera, a cause, and you, naked! Just ask Kim Cattrall, who bared some to help raise money to save Titian's painting Diana and Actaeon (or at least keep it on display in London). Of course, the problem with naked activism is that, well, the emphasis tends to be more on the naked than on the activism—though we're sure Ms. Cattrall's efforts to increase art awareness haven't totally been lost on the readers of Hollywood Tuna. Well, not totally. More »

Lost Cameraphone Leads To Leaked Porn

Planning to use your camera phone for some naughty fun? Better keep a good hold on the camera! An Arkansas couple ended up as accidental pornstars after losing a phone at McDonald's. (On the other hand, you could just opt not to eat at McDonald's, too). (google.com, thumbnail star via Ask Jolene)

It's Like We're Praying All The Time!

We've often felt that orgasms help us to see god, but we've never actually considered starting a religion dedicated to worshiping le petit mort. However, now that we've discovered Sweden's Madonna of Orgasm Church, we're starting to reconsider that position. Think our Sunday morning masturbation sessions count as a devotional? (thelocal.se, via nerve.com; thumbnail star via Ask Jolene)

Sex Sells... Garden Gnomes?

Romanian businessman Cristi Birgu has attracted attention by trying to drum up sales for his garden gnome business with the strategic use of prostitutes. Plastic prostitutes, that is: Birgu has the miniature ladies of the evening—also manufactured by his company—placed outside his home, in the hopes that they'll attract potential buyers. Somehow, we just can't see much overlap between the people who buy garden gnomes and the people who solicit sex workers—but hey, what do we know? (ananova.com)

Nursing Homes More Accepting Of Old People Sex

Perhaps inspired by such eldersex pioneers as Shigeo Tokuda and Dave Cummings, nursing homes are warming to the idea of their residents having sex. Which, we must say, we find rather encouraging: maybe by the time we're old enough to move into a nursing home, the staff will have warmed to the idea of wing-wide orgies and resident sex parties. (foxnews.com)

Pervs Fight Back!

Canada's not the only one with a Sex Party—come Thursday, Australia will have one of its very own, too! And when we say "sex party" we mean a political party dedicated to fighting a stuffy, sex-negative political environment (and, specifically, that nasty little porn filter), not, you know, a nationwide orgy. Though if the Australian Sex Party gets its way, who knows? Australia's got room for more than one sex party, after all. (google.com via nerve.com; thumbnail via Ask Jolene)

Jenna Jameson To Legally Become Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson may have bid the porn world adieu, but she'd like to hold on to a few mementos from her time in the jizz biz. Like, for instance, her name. Say goodbye to Jenna Marie Massoli, because she's about to become Jenna Jameson for real. As in, legally. (news.com.au)

Sex Workers Get Slammed, Eliot Spitzer Gets Off

It's a sad week for sex workers: not only was Proposition K, a San Francisco initiative that would have decriminalized prositution, soundly defeated; but now Craigslist is cracking down on their erotic services section, requiring "vendors" to verify their identities by providing a valid credit card to pay a small listing fee. Meanwhile, Eliot Spitzer won't be facing federal charges for his episode of gov love. Isn't justice great? (time.com + nytimes.com + gawker.com)

High School Teacher Strips For Students

We spent many hours of our high school days idly wishing that we might one day be granted a glimpse of our most crushworthy teachers' goodies. Alas, we were never so lucky: all our educator Crush Objects kept things firmly under wraps. If only we'd been born a few years later, and in Hungary, we could have been a part of this lucky class of high school students, who wound up treated to a surprise strip show by their hot young teacher. Man, some people just have all the luck.

· Sexy prof strips for students (thesun.co.uk)

A Swedish minister has resigned from his parish after infecting the network with viruses... while surfing for porn. If only the world's religious leaders had heeded Belladonna's advice. A well stocked library of porno DVDs could have easily prevented this tragedy from occurring. (theregister.co.uk, via Gizmodo, thumbnail via)

$8 million dollar porn cheesecake site Zivity just laid off a third of its staff... and for some reason, the tech media actually cares. Over here at Fleshbot HQ, we won't be worrying too much about their staffing situation until they start producing actual porn. (techcrunch.com + cnet.com)

You know the economy is in trouble when even porn is taking a hit: Playboy Enterprises has just announced a major restructuring, with 80 jobs cut and DVD operations to be completely shut down. Won't somebody please think of the Bunnies? (avn.com)

A friendly reminder to all the wouldbe exhibitionists out there: if you're going to be getting it on in public, choose your location carefully. Somewhat secluded woods make for a great location, in a parked car outside a police station does not. The more you know, right? (mcall.com, thumbnail star via Ask Jolene)

Clara Meadmore of Great Britain has lived for 105 years and has never—not once—had sex. "I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things," she says. True, it can be a hassle ... but if you have 105 years, surely she must have been able to squeeze it in there somewhere? (dailymail.co.uk)

Plagued by premature ejaculation? Good news: it's not your fault! Hardworking scientists have discovered that there's a gene that's correlated to premature ejaculation. We're not sure why that's supposed to make anyone feel any better—but hey, at least you know what's to blame for your two minutes in heaven. (bbc.co.uk, via BuzzFeed)