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At Last, The Reincarnation Of Savita Bhabhi!

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:30:01 EST

Looks like someone cashed in her karma points: Savita Bhabhi has finally returned to us with the help of the French and a little-known form of media called books.

Even though the Indian government isn't too keen on the mellifluous MILF, French publisher Editions Blanche felt the horny housewife would fit right in with their brand of erotic literature. The first book is "Bollywood in Love- les Aventures de Savita Bhabhi," 96 pages of glorious, glossy comic book porn. While Amazon.com may not carry it, their French counterpart does. Oh, France. You're so helpful!

· Savita Bhabhi finds asylum in France! (hindustantimes.com)
· Savita Bhabhi's new internet home: Kirtu.com (kirtu.com)

Marge Simpson: Perpetually Pushing 40 With Perky Boobs

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson's nipples look like? We haven't. And yet now we know.

In all honesty, the spread is rather tasteful. We genuinely guffawed during the interview, especially when Marge asserted that she was happy to be a "MILK—a Mom I'd Like to Know." It's just so wholesome. And this is probably the most exciting celebrity cover to come out in a while.

The only real disturbances were Marge's boobs under the gauzy negligee. Maybe it's just the pink-sheen from her outfit, or the fact that she has nipples, but they look too...human. Too Playboy-approved. Too perky. Marge has three kids, and we always assumed she breastfed them. Could Krusty-brand Baby Formula be the key to her youthful bounce?

· Marge Simpson's Playboy Photos Revealed (worstpreviews.com)

What Will Bart And Lisa Think?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

In celebration of the 20th anniversary of "The Simpsons," Marge Simpson will appear nude on the cover of November's Playboy—and in a three page spread inside the magazine, too.

Our question (besides whether Marge is a natural bluehead): should we feel sadder for Hugh Hefner or Matt Groening?

· Ay, Caramba! Marge Simpson Gets Nude for Playboy (eonline.com)
· Thumbnail via Cartoon Fucking (cartoon-fucking.thumblogger.com)

Fuq Pop — Jem Gone Porno

auryn — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 13:30:01 EDT

'Jem and the Holograms' is, by far, the sexiest of our favorite childhood cartoons. Could this be the next XXX parody dvd? Who can we talk to about this?

You know what? Forget Rio, that two-timing jerk who was dating both Jem and Jerrica. There's nothing we want to see more than Stormer's bright blue mane of hair between Kimber's milky-white thighs. (Then we'd know whether she was a true redhead.) Or Shana and Aja's interracial romance. Or how about the possible bondage scenes between Jem and the entire band of Misfits? We could go on forever, but we'll let you use your imagination for a while. Hopefully these pictures will inspire you as much as they did us.

Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)
Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)
Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)
Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)
Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)

Savita Bhabhi Is Dead, Long Live Savita Bhabhi

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

It was just over two years ago that we first said hello to Savita Bhabhi, India's first ever pornstar (albeit, one who existed in illustrated form only). Now, alas, her fans must say goodbye to the desperate Indian housewife.

What was it that felled the buxom, bored housewife? Nothing more than plain old censorship: the Indian government—who were none too keen on Savita's rampant sexuality—banned the site from India's interwebs (being American, we can still see her just fine).

Of course, this is India we're talking about—India, the birthplace of Hinduism—so we suppose there's always a chance that lovely Savita will return to the people in a reincarnated form. For the sake of all her fans, we've got our fingers crossed.

· India Mourns the Death of Savita Bhabhi (indipepal.com)
· Savita Bhabhi (savitabhabhi.com)

The Erotic Vector Art Of Wikipedia (Yes, Wikipedia)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:30:01 EDT

The jury is still out on whether Wikipedia is actually a cornucopia of hardcore porn—but it seems safe to say there's at least a little sexy on the free encyclopedia. Like, for instance, this erotic vector art.

Apparently, these highbrow illustrations are being used to explain, say, the concept of tittyfucking (in lieu of actual porn photos). Which leaves us wondering: if it's drawn, is it more or less dirty than a photograph? Frankly, we're not sure we know the answer.

· The best of erotic vector art on Wikipedia (NSFW) [I Heart Kink] (iheartchaos.com)

Oh, Those Naughty Victorians And Their Naughty Pictures

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:30:01 EDT

The Victorians may have had a reputation for prudery—but when no one was looking, they definitely knew how to get the party started. And to think, all this time we thought that hippies invented 69ing.

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art] (iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art] (iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art] (iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art] (iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art] (iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art] (iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art] (iheartchaos.com)

Astronaut's Dirty Drawing To Be Auctioned Off This Summer

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:30:01 EDT

$200,000 may seem like a steep price to pay for a cute drawing of a naked girl—but this is no ordinary drawing of a naked girl. This drawing has been on the moon.

Found in the cuff mounted checklist worn by NASA astronaut Charles Duke (on the moon!), the drawing is part of a collection of astronaut memorabilia that'll be auctioned off in London this July. Man, if only we'd gone to astronaut school... all our porny drawings might actually be worth something now!

· Photo from Getty Images (daylife.com, more at Gizmodo)

Savita Bhabhi Hits The Big(ger) Time

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Almost a full year after we first discovered her, Savita Bhabhi—India's very own virtual pornstar—is getting (more) mainstream attention. Additionally, she's still having sex with people through the magic of online comics. (globalpost.com)

Mel Ramos Doubles Our Pleasure With His Candy Girls

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:30:01 EDT

We have a sneaking suspicion that this isn't the first time we've seen Mel Ramos's candy girl pinups, but we're still thrilled to have discovered an online archive of his work.

Though we must admit, it's a little strange to feel both turned on and hungry at the same time. Is there a word for that sensation? (Horngry, maybe?)

· Mel Ramos (rogallery.com, via nerve.com)

Van Rijn All Nudes Are All We Need

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:00:00 EDT

The name of Van Rijn's portfolio site pretty much sums it all up: Van Rijn All Nudes. Well, maybe it doesn't sum it all up, but vanrijnallbeautifullydrawnnudeillustratedwomen.com is a rather unwieldy URL.

Frankly, we think he made the right choice about what to advertise.

· Van Rijn All Nudes (vanrijnallnudes.com, via Clayton Cubitt)

The Final Battle: Obama Vs. Palin

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:30:01 EST

If naked Obama rides a unicorn, what does naked Sarah Palin ride? A moose, silly.

· Buy The Final Battle Original Art (ebay.com)

The Base System: Finally Explained!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:00:00 EST

Okay, we admit it: we have never, ever been able to keep those "bases" straight. Is third base a blowjob or a handjob? What, exactly, happens on second? And where does anal fit in?

So a big, big thank you to XKCD for finally explaining it all, in an easy, organized manner—now we won't have to get all embarrassed and befuddled the next time someone asks us to steal second.

· Base System (xkcd.com)

Oglaf: Dirty, Funny Comics

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:30:10 EST

Oglaf may not be sexy enough to be considered porn (the creator describes the comic as a "sex comedy"), but we have to commend anyone who labels sections of their website with a "SFW!" warning (as opposed to... oh, you know). The website is currently in "teaser" mode, with a limited number of strips available (actual launch in 2009), but we have a feeling that those in search of a dirty, funny, fantasy-inspired comic would do well to keep an eye on Oglaf.

· Oglaf (oglaf.com)

Savita Bhabhi, Corrupter Of Youth

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:15:35 EDT

We thought Savita Bhabhi was just a desperate cartoon Indian housewife looking to get laid. Turns out that she's actually an evil influence who's bent on corrupting the youth of India—"worse than the worst pornographic sites." Oops! Well, we won't make that mistake again. (ciol.com)

Pervart: Art Made For, By and Of The Pervs

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:10:48 EDT

If you like art but are bored by paint-by-numbers flower vases and bowls of fruit and pretty pictures of pastures, then maybe you need something a little more, uh ... unique. (And preferably more dirty.) In that case, a blog called Pervart seems like a good place to start. That's how we found this Flickr gallery of remixed porno pictures made super adorable with the addition of things like Space Invaders and our little friend Gizmo. There's more fantastic finds after the jump, even if the site is in need of an update. Man (and woman) cannot live on porno pancakes alone.

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SexBjayjay by GApe Art

Stag Party by Rachel Bradley (rachebradley.net)HO T s YRUP by mickyotooledoodles

· Pervart (pervart.net)
Previously: Design & Cum On Flickr

Savita Bhabhi: A Passage To Indian Comic Book Porn

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:20:00 EDT

What do you get when you combine amateur comic book artists with an Indian MILF fantasy and the power of internet self-publishing? You get Savita Bhabhi, India's first online graphic novel pornstar—and since we're not aware of any other contenders to the throne (or that this throne even existed), we'll take their word for it. Bhabhi is "an honorific in Hindi for a married woman/sister-in-law," which makes these randy tales of a big-breasted housewife getting it on with a door-to-door bra salesman all the more shocking and naughty. In fact, the Archie Comics-style art and horny high school fantasy scenarios are delightfully corny, but if you've ever dreamt about taking down a busty bhabhi yourself this is the comic for you. Now, where can we apply for that bra salesman job?

· Savita Bhabhi (savitabhabhi.com, via Blography)

· "Savita Bhabi: India's 'first' virtual porn star" (Yahoo! India)

By day, Mister is a professional tattoo...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:45:35 EDT

By day, Mister is a professional tattoo artist; by night, he transforms into a painter of dirty pictures, which we're glad have found a new online home since we first stumbled upon them a couple of years ago. Sounds like our kind of superhero! (Come on, pictures of naked ladies are way more important than that whole crime fighting thing.) (idlehandsandadirtymind.blogspot.com)

Sexy 'Toons At The Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art

Jonnobot — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:05:10 EDT

If you happen to find yourself in lower Manhattan this weekend, don't miss the 2008 Art Festival benefitting the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art—especially now that our pal Audacia Ray has posted this handy guide to all the sexy stuff you'll find on display, including art by Fleshbot faves Jess Fink and Molly Crabapple. Things like hot girl-on-girl action and splashy pen-and-ink cumshots always make a weekend culture excursion a little brighter as far as we're concerned. (nakedcity.com; thumb via Becky Cloonan)

Femdom Art By Sardax: "Shanghai Bizarre"

Jonnobot — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:00:43 EDT

If you're not familiar with the art of Sardax, it's probably because you've never investigated the world of femdom art; for those in the know, he's one of the leading proponents of that particular genre. As rarefied as it is, we're not sure that his new "Shanghai Bizarre" portfolio is going to make him a household name, though it certainly deserves to be seen and appreciated by a wider audience. Starting out as a series of commissioned drawings for a client who wanted the artist to create "a fantasy world ruled by implacable oriental mistresses, mostly mature and extremely aware of their own power", "Shanghai Bizarre" may not be as explicit on the surface as a lot of the erotic art we've featured here, but it's full of enough subtle and delicious detail to keep the dedicated femdom fancier begging for more ... and isn't that what hot femdom art is all about?

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· Sardax: "Shanghai Bizarre" (portfolio info @ obsessionart.com)
· Femdom Art Of Sardax (sardax.com)