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#wtf
Marge Simpson: Perpetually Pushing 40 With Perky Boobs
Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson's nipples look like? We haven't. And yet now we know. More »
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#wtf
What Will Bart And Lisa Think?
In celebration of the 20th anniversary of "The Simpsons," Marge Simpson will appear nude on the cover of November's Playboy—and in a three page spread inside the magazine, too. More » -
#fantasy
Fuq Pop — Jem Gone Porno
'Jem and the Holograms' is, by far, the sexiest of our favorite childhood cartoons. Could this be the next XXX parody dvd? Who can we talk to about this? More »
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#antiporn
Savita Bhabhi Is Dead, Long Live Savita Bhabhi
It was just over two years ago that we first said hello to Savita Bhabhi, India's first ever pornstar (albeit, one who existed in illustrated form only). Now, alas, her fans must say goodbye to the desperate Indian housewife. More » -
#drawings
The Erotic Vector Art Of Wikipedia (Yes, Wikipedia)
The jury is still out on whether Wikipedia is actually a cornucopia of hardcore porn—but it seems safe to say there's at least a little sexy on the free encyclopedia. Like, for instance, this erotic vector art. More » -
#blastfromthepast
Oh, Those Naughty Victorians And Their Naughty Pictures
The Victorians may have had a reputation for prudery—but when no one was looking, they definitely knew how to get the party started. And to think, all this time we thought that hippies invented 69ing. More »
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#drawings
Astronaut's Dirty Drawing To Be Auctioned Off This Summer
$200,000 may seem like a steep price to pay for a cute drawing of a naked girl—but this is no ordinary drawing of a naked girl. This drawing has been on the moon. More » -
#comics
Savita Bhabhi Hits The Big(ger) Time
Almost a full year after we first discovered her, Savita Bhabhi—India's very own virtual pornstar—is getting (more) mainstream attention. Additionally, she's still having sex with people through the magic of online comics. (globalpost.com) -
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#pinups
Mel Ramos Doubles Our Pleasure With His Candy Girls
We have a sneaking suspicion that this isn't the first time we've seen Mel Ramos's candy girl pinups, but we're still thrilled to have discovered an online archive of his work. More »
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#art
Van Rijn All Nudes Are All We Need
The name of Van Rijn's portfolio site pretty much sums it all up: Van Rijn All Nudes. Well, maybe it doesn't sum it all up, but vanrijnallbeautifullydrawnnudeillustratedwomen.com is a rather unwieldy URL. More » -
#faithmouse
The Final Battle: Obama Vs. Palin
If naked Obama rides a unicorn, what does naked Sarah Palin ride? A moose, silly. More » -
#sexculture
The Base System: Finally Explained!
Okay, we admit it: we have never, ever been able to keep those "bases" straight. Is third base a blowjob or a handjob? What, exactly, happens on second? And where does anal fit in? More » -
#comics
Savita Bhabhi: A Passage To Indian Comic Book Porn
What do you get when you combine amateur comic book artists with an Indian MILF fantasy and the power of internet self-publishing? You get Savita Bhabhi, India's first online graphic novel pornstar—and since we're not aware of any other contenders to the throne (or that this throne even existed), we'll take their word for it. Bhabhi is "an honorific in Hindi for a married woman/sister-in-law," which makes these randy tales of a big-breasted housewife getting it on with a door-to-door bra salesman all the more shocking and naughty. In fact, the Archie Comics-style art and horny high school fantasy scenarios are delightfully corny, but if you've ever dreamt about taking down a busty bhabhi yourself this is the comic for you. Now, where can we apply for that bra salesman job? More »
