Fleshbot: straight, iga

Imagine It, Five Ladies On Your Nuts

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

Ok, well, maybe not on your nuts, actually. Actually, Nuts Magazine will be displaying the girls. In the long run, that's probably for the better.

Personally, we can't imagine handling Eva Wyrwal, Peta Todd, Lindsey Strutt, Kitty Lea and Emily all at the same time. If you can, you should probably notify a talent agency, set-up the camera, and write out your Last Will and Testament (just in case). The rest of us can just enjoy this video.

· Five Nuts Babes get Topless (boobieblog.com)

The View From Below: Underboobs For Everyone!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:00:00 EST

If we had to pick our favoritest boob part, it would have to be the underboob. Nipples are nice, and cleavage is forever, but the curve of the underboob is just too delicious to be ignored.

There's also the fact that—no matter the size or shape of her breasts—pretty much every girl has a beautiful underboob. From double A to double D (and then some), underboobs are seductive, irresistible, amazing... really, we just can't sing their praises enough. So instead of us trying to think of more ways to praise the wonderful underboob, why don't we all just look at some underboob shots.

Keeley Hazell (dailypoa.com)

Kari Sweets (karisweets.com)

Karla Spice (babesmachine.com)

Chantelle Fontain (babeupdate.com)

Alexis (100bucksbabes.com)

Tindra (onlytease.com)

Eva Wyrwal (nextbabes.com)

Natalie Sparks (prissypays.com)

Daria (suicidegirls.com)

Hailie (boobstudy.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Our Two Favorite Things: Gummies And Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:15:00 EST

Nuts (nuts.co.uk)

Nuts Babes Share "True" Sex Confessions

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:30:01 EST

Astute lad mag readers should be well aware that the "interviews" contained within those boob-filled pages are usually about as factual as a Playboy Bunny's bio. But this latest issue has us wanting to believe.

Sure, we know it was probably dreamed up by some sex-starved copyeditor, but we just can't stop thinking about Sophie Howard dressed up like a nun, pinned against a wall, and having her way with a bunch of sexy Nuts girls. And don't even get us started on the antics of some of her friends...

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· Sophie Howard Presents Sex Confessions (boobieblog.com)

This just in: Eva "Iga" Wyrwal (who seems...

Jonnobot — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:35:18 EDT

This just in: Eva "Iga" Wyrwal (who seems to be going by plain old "Eva Wyrwal" more or less exclusively these days, so maybe we can stop referring to her by the name that bought us to her attention in the first place) has been spotted posting toplessly for the latest issue of CKM Poland, whatever that is. OK, so you won't find that sort of news on CNN ... but isn't that the reason you're reading Fleshbot instead of watching CNN anyway? (dailypoa.com)

How do we feel when one of our favorite...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:35:02 EDT

How do we feel when one of our favorite magazines grabs one of our favorite models and turns in a huge gallery of new topless photos? We'll give you two guesses, though you'll probably only need one. (And yes, it probably looks like we're playing favorites to post something about Eva Wyrwal yet again ... but with all these hot new photos to drool over, can you blame us?) (nuts.co.uk)

Beach Blanket Bingo With Sophie Howard And Eva Wyrwal

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 14 May 2008 12:20:14 EDT

We've complained about this before, but ... when the heck is summer going to start? Every time we think that the sunny days are finally here to stay, some stupid cold front moves through and we're bundled up under the covers. Nuts apparently feels our pain this week, because they've brought us a true taste of why we're so impatient for summer to get here: hot chicks on the beach. And they even went above and beyond their call of duty by bringing two of our favorite crush objects (and their wet, tanned and naked breasts) together at last. Just knowing that Sophie Howard and Eva Wyrwal are BBFFL (= Best Beach Friends For Life) makes us feel as warm as if we were lounging in the hot sun and sand with them right now! Which we're not. Why couldn't they build the internet closer to the ocean?

· NUTS 50 Sexiest Beach Snaps Featuring Eve Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)

2008: The Year Of Ig ... Er, Eva Wyrwal

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:54:33 EDT

Ok, so we've finally resigned ourselves to the fact that Polish beauty Iga Wyrwal is now officially Eva Wyrwal (with a brief stop off at Eve), even if we prefer her original, less-Anglofied moniker. We guess that's a small price to pay to watch her take over the world with her magnetic, uh ... presence. We're not sure how we feel about the UK trying to adopt her as one of their own, however.

Nuts magazine has officially declared her the hottest babe of the year—twice!—and we know how fickle they can be, so it definitely looks like 2008 is her year to take over the planet. Whatever the case, we guess we can finally cut out the Iga stuff as long as she agrees to keep up the good work for all of us. Although, that won't stop us from pulling out the occasional, "we knew her when ..." if it makes us feel better.

· 100 Sexiest Topless Babes + Eva Wyrwal Nuts Magazine April 2008 (dailypoa.com)

Previously: You Say Eve, We Say Iga. Will She Just Take The Whole Thing Off?, Meet Eve Wyrwal: Britain's Newest Export Import, Lies Make Porn Bloggers Cry: Will The Real Iga Please Stand Up?

This Week In Lad Mags

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:38:22 EDT

Brave boys (and girls) who babble at bountiful breasts should buy Nuts' Bumper Book of Busty Babes. It's a beautiful bevy of bountiful British birds! Bonus: learn how Eva "Iga" Wyrwal has yet another name hidden somewhere in her cleavage! We'll get this thing sorted out eventually. (dailypoa.com)

You Say Eve, We Say Iga. Will She Just Take The Whole Thing Off?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:29:25 EST

We're still not completely sure what we're supposed to call her, but we do know that we still can't get enough of the topless phenomenon that is Eve "Iga" Wyrwal. Obviously, the rest of the planet can't either as this month's Front magazine cover features what one of our lovely commenters refers to as , "the prettiest titties in the whole wide world." Front helpfully provides a preview of the issue and some nice wallpapers of "your new favourite girl" on their Flickr account and while we don't like to brag, she's been one of our favourites (with a U, even) since back when we still thought she was two different people. A little multiple personality disorder never hurt anyone ,did it?

· EVE - your new favourite girl (Flickr)

Previously: Lies Make Porn Bloggers Cry: Will The Real Iga Please Stand Up?Meet Eve Wyrwal: Britain's Newest Export Import, All About Iga

We don't think we've ever seen these pictures...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:05:41 EST

We don't think we've ever seen these pictures of Iga/Eve Wyrwral before, but then again we get so dizzy looking at her that it's easy to get confused. Uh, what day is it again? (dailypoa.com)

Sophie Howard Is Just Messing With Our Heads Now

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:34:59 EST

It's always a delight to wake up in the morning and and find one of our favorite crush objects stuffing our inbox with delicious treats, like Sophie Howard did today. She probably didn't send us the email that tipped us off to these two (two!) fantastic lad mag spreads, but we like to imagine that she takes a personal interest in our well-being. She does these shoots for us, you know, so she understands how happy it make us when she brings along friends, like other model favorites Kitty Lea and ... who's this? Eva Wyrwal? That's now the third incarnation of the mysterious Polish babe who is driving us so crazy with her multiple identities that we might develop a psychic break of our own. Sophie, if you can hear us, get that girl a name tag and force her to wear it. Our daydreams about the two of you catfighting over us are getting way too complicated.

· Malene, Eve, And Sophie Topless In Loaded + Sophie Howard & Kitty Lea Topless In NUTS (dailypoa.com)

The omnipresent Iga, who we last saw as...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:06:48 EST

The omnipresent Iga, who we last saw as "Eve", is now apparently Iga again and has been singled out by Playboy as a sexy Girl Next Door—which she totally is if you happen to live next door to a babe factory in Poland. (hottystop.com)

Lies Make Porn Bloggers Cry: Will The Real Iga Please Stand Up?

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:50:26 EDT

People like to believe that bloggers—especially those who write about sex and porn all the time—are cynical, jaded people. But not us. Despite being on this thing called the internets for many years, we've managed to hold on to our optimism and our faith in the general goodness of humanity. Sure, there's a lot of biliousness out there, but we still believe that deep down most online folk are kind and trustworthy. So imagine our dismay to wake up this morning and find that someone on the World Wide Web may not have been completely honest with us!

First, there was possibility that a porn scene featuring nameless actors who barely speak may have been improperly labeled as to its country of origin. Shocking, if true! But the more egregious crime may be that someone in the adult industry is operating under an assumed name: an email tipster writes to say that our new Crush Object Eve Wyrwal may actually be our old Crush Object and babelog regular Iga. Impossible, you say? Well, add a flashy new haircut and remove a beauty mark from her left cheek and the resemblance is uncanny. Although, why she would change her already memorable nom du babelog to the completely common Eve may be the biggest mystery of all.

Obviously, we're quite shaken by this latest turn of events and it may take us awhile to fully recover from this dastardly betrayal. Internet porn is founded on trust, people! If we can't believe in the faceless anonymous perverts who provide us with our endless supply of free fapping material, well ... then we're not sure if we believe in anything anymore.

· See more Iga/Eve @ Bust Legends (busty-legends.com)

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Previously: Meet Eve Wyrwal: Britain's Newest Export Import, All About Iga, Flesh Flicks: Indian Porn Is Comfortably Familiar