Too Hot For Disney: Ho White And The Seven Dwarves

We sure hope the Jamieson's Beer people have sold some beer, because Disney now wants their heart cut out and put in a box. More »

Bitch Says No To Pussy—And We Wonder Why

Bitch Magazine—a feminist publication you may have heard of—recently rejected the above ad for VooDoo Doughnut's branded clothing line. Their rationale? They felt it was sexist, and objectifies a woman's body in order to sell clothing. More »

Meghan McCain's Breasts Unleash Conservative Hysteria

Say what you will about Meghan McCain's politics...or her dad's politics...or her column on the Daily Beast—all we know is that the girl is one hell of a looker. More »

Too Hot For The UK! UlsterTrader's Boobtastic Ad

We admit, we don't know what a nice pair of boobs has to do with buying a used car—but maybe instead of banning the ad, the ASA could have required a brother ad featuring a nice man ass? More »

Too Hot For The UK: American Apparel Crosses The Line

What makes an American Apparel ad too hot for the UK? A little bit of exposed nipple (paired with a somewhat young looking—though totally legal—girl). Nobody tell them about "Barely Legal," okay? (adrants.com)

"Matinee" Prevails Over Censorship

Last week, we reported that Jennifer Lyon Bell's "Matinee" had been banned from the Melbourne Underground Film Festival due to sexual content. This week, we're happy to report that, in spite of the ban, "Matinee" still took home an award. More »

This Is A Teen's Brain. This Is A Teen's Brain On Internet Porn.

It's hard out there for today's parents: technology has gone from friend to foe, helping kids grow up too darn fast. If the menace of sexting wasn't bad enough, now internet porn is teaching kids that anal sex is normal! More »

Belladonna Talks Porn, Condoms, And Safer Sex

Sure, you know what Ernest Greene thinks about porn and safer sex. But more importantly: what does Belladonna think? Babeland has the answer. (blog.babeland.com)

Abby Winters Situation Not As Dire As Previously Reported

Yesterday, we wrote that the Abby Winters offices had been raided, and founder Garion Hall arrested. Well, we were half right: Garion Hall has released a statement confirming the raid, but stating that no charges were pressed. More »

Abby Winters Offices Raided By The Cops

On Monday, the Abby Winters offices were raided by the cops, and company founder Garion Hall arrested for making (apparently illegal) porn. See? The Australian government really does hate naked people. (news.com.au)

New Pix Elevate Miss California "Topless" Scandal To Topless Scandal

Well, what do you know: Carrie Prejean did pose topless for real—she's not just a niptease! TMZ's gotten a hold of some photos, which were apparently taken just last year. More »

Miss California "Topless" Scandal Continues To Shock And Bore

TMZ is now claiming they've seen more photos from Miss California's scandalous lingerie modeling career—which they're not publishing, in an attempt to protect us from underage sideboob. But wait, there's more! More »

Shocking! Miss California Carrie Prejean Modeled... Without A Top!

At this point, we would have thought it common knowledge that most women who work as models might, at some point in their career, model in a state of undress. Not so! More »

Kink.com Slammed For Being Kinky

Kink.com is a responsible, tax-paying corporation that works to better the Bay Area community, employing many Bay Area residents. But because they also happen to produce porn, they've been banned from a state-funded training program. More »

Could Elder Porn Become The New Child Porn?

Could Massachusetts really make it illegal to feature anyone over 60 in a pornographic film? Has the state never heard of performers like Dave Cummings and Shigeo Tokuda? More »

Too Hot For The Post Office!

This image appears on a promotional postcard for "Look," a film about the pervasiveness of surveillance cameras (and the shocking deeds they record). Or it was supposed to, until the Post Office vetoed it. More »

Former Webcam Girl Denied "Best Job In The World"

It could have been so sweet: Julia Yalovitsyna was on the shortlist for the "best job in the world"—until her webcam girl work was discovered (see her in action in the video). More »

Oh, You Crazy Mainstream Advertisers!

Another day, another skittish advertiser equating arty nudity with hardcore porn. Wait, what's wrong with hardcore porn again? (claytoncubitt.tumblr.com)

It's Hard Out There For A Midwest Teen (Sex Show)

Given how much the world loves sex (and teens!), you'd think that "The Midwest Teen Sex Show" would have an easy, breezy path to success: but you would think wrong. More »

Finally, Someone's Going To Set Things Right (And Give Us Free Porn)

We know that many have expressed outrage over the penis that invaded the Super Bowl—and you know what? We'd like to express our outrage too: outrage that we didn't get to see the whole clip. More »

Ex-Masturbator: The New Ex-Gay

Forget the ex-gays, ex-masturbators are the next new thing in Christian repentance—and they even have their own t-shirts! More »

Fight For The Rights Of Erotic Art On eBay!

Well, it seems our friend Dan Lacey is stirring up some controversy—a conservative blogger has discovered the erotic Faithmouse cartoon on eBay, and wants eBay to take it down. Well, we're going to fight back. More »

Comic Aficianados Fight Ban On "Extreme" Porn

It seems pervs aren't the only ones angry about the UK's recent ban on "extreme" porn: comic book fans are protesting the law, which could restrict their reading material. And their comics, too! (avn.com, thumbnail)

Urban Outfitters Celebrates The Joy Of Sideboob

Like Abercrombie & Fitch and American Apparel before them, Urban Outfitters has finally learned that the best way to sell clothes is by filling your catalog with models who aren't wearing any. More »

Too Hot For The Superbowl: PETA's Banned Ad

PETA's known for pushing boundaries, what with their radical vegetarian views and edgy use of naked women, but we never thought we'd see them make an ad hot enough to get banned from the Superbowl. More »

Too Hot For YouTube: This Week In Banned Videos

You may have thought that YouTube's crackdown on "suggestive" videos would be limited to obviously borderline content—like those popular nipple-free porno trailers. But it's not just the pornographers who are taking a hit. More »

Kappa Girl: China's Very Own Sex Tape Starlet

Xiao Yun may have set some pulses racing with her scantily clad fundraising, but Kappa Girl—the latest sex scandal to emerge from the People's Republic—puts the budding philanthropist to shame with her honest-to-goodness sex tape. More »

Naked Virgin Mary Raises Catholic Ire

Aw man—we turn our heads for two seconds, and suddenly the world (or at least Mexico) erupts in a sex scandal. And not just any sex scandal—one involving the Virgin Mary. More »

Vanessa Hudgens And Zac Efron Spotted In Porn Shop

Stars! They're just like us! They go to sex shops! Okay, this has to be the saddest scandal around, but there you have it: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were photographed in a dildo shop. More »

Michael Phelps's Girlfriend Is (Only Kinda) Topless

Over the past week, the media has been all agog over Carolynn "Caz" Pal, the brand new girlfriend of Olympic golden boy Michael Phelps. It's partly because she's Michael Phelps's girlfriend—but it's mostly because she posted for some naughty pix. More »

Ning, YouTube Increase Restrictions On Adult Content; Twitter Still Loves Porn

Sad news for social media enthusiasts: both Ning and YouTube have announced new restrictions on adult content, thereby making the internet a vastly more boring place. More »

Lunch Lady Revealed To Have Porn Past

When we were in school, we never fantasized about our lunch lady—but then again, our lunch lady was an old, cranky, and not particularly nice woman; and she definitely wasn't a former pornstar. If she was—well, we would have enjoyed that Salisbury steak a whole lot more, that's for sure. For some reason, though, other people don't seem to see it that way. Instead of rejoicing over the fact that Louisa Tuck, a cafeteria aide at D'Ippolito Elementary School, worked for years as Crystal Gunns, parents are actually protesting. Insane! We've pulled a clip from Crystal's porn days, just to give you an idea of her talents. Take a look after the jump—we think you'll agree that this hysteria is just madness. More »

Apple On The Fence About Adult Apps

Over the weekend, the adult industry made a leap into the mainstream with the approval of the first adult iPhone app. It was a shortlived leap, though, as Apple unapproved Wallpaper Universe almost immediately. Was Apple experimenting with the possibility of allowing the iPhone to go 18+? Was it all just a glitch in the system? We may not know the answers to these questions... but at least we know plenty of other ways to get boobs on our iPhones. (xbiz.com + readwriteweb.com)

Australia Continues To Fight The Menace Of Internet Porn

Australia's attempt to block all internet porn from entering its borders keeps marching on. In the filter's current incarnation, over 10,000 sites would be blocked, with no way to completely opt out of the filter. So the next time some Aussie pop star sheds her top, no one will know. Well, no one in Australia, at least. (avn.com)

Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon Cheated Out Of Private Photos

We have no idea who this "Cheetah Girl" Adrienne Bailon is (apparently she's somehow affiliated with Disney?), but the fact that she's currently embroiled in a leaked (sorta) dirty pictures scandal—and is pretty hot—is enough to pique our interest. We have to wonder, though: is there some manual out there that's teaching young girls that sepia tone makes their porn more classy? First Jess Origliasso, now Adrienne Bailon: one more set of sepia-toned webcam snaps, and it's officially a trend. (nydailynews.com)

Did Obama's Mama Get Nude For The Camera?

With just a week and a half until the election, new rumors about Obama are swirling around the blogosphere... and this time, they're personal. By which we mean: about his mother. Did Obama's mother pose nude for some photographs? Should anyone really care? Conspiracy theorists have somehow managed to convince themselves that if this naked woman is the mama of Obama, it calls Obama's parentage into question. No, we don't get it either. As far as we're concerned, if it is Obama's mother (and it probably isn't), all it means is that she was smokin' hot and ahead of her time. See for yourself after the jump. More »