Unfortunately, it turns out there was more hype than, well, actual nudity. Yes, Moon sheds her top, and yes, we see a little bit—but the whole shot is very, very dark, and most of what we see is sideboob. Can you say "trumped up controversy meant to pump up DVD sales"? Cause we sure can. (We just did!)

· Moon Bloodgood in "Terminator 4" (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Sure, getting that sexy bra and panty set might not be quite as important as the right to vote, and going to school—but we're glad to know there's someone on the front lines fighting to ensure that no woman goes without a black lacey bra. Because life isn't worth living without those basic essentials.

· Liaison Dangereuse: Sexiness for everyone (adsoftheworld.com)

Sounds interesting, really—but perhaps we'd all be better off using aphrodisiacs that don't turn our partners into objectum-sexuals. Now, who's up for some oysters?

· Man, woman getting it on. Man takes phone call. So woman f*cks man's pants. Man left to smell pants. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

The Foundry, the advertising agency that skankified the classic character, said they "challenged the consumer's notion of what this beer was," and we couldn't agree with them more. Allegedly, the dwarves (dwarfs?) represent seven types of drunks, but they could just as easily represent the seven types of post-coital emotions. It must be some damn good beer.

If Disney were smart, they'd put all this bad blood aside and cast Megan Fox in the Ho White full-length feature (she kinda looks like Megan Fox, doesn't she?). All this press is just going to sell more raspberry ale and cartoon porn, and Disney isn't doing anything to capitalize on that. Keep your pimp hand strong, Disney.

· AdFreak.com (adweek.com)
· AdelaideNow (news.com.au)

A little bit of nipple. What do you say, Kelly? After all, it's not like we haven't seen them before...and we're sure it would do quite a bit to help Ralph's sales.

· Kelly Brook Gets Naked for Ralph Lauren (egotastic.com)

Yes, it's true, the video does feel like some 80's teensploitation pool flick (well, except for the lack of any nipple)—but come on, it's to raise awareness for breast cancer. And there are no nipples!

If the children of the world need to be protected from something this softcore, well, we don't want to see what they're like when they grow up.

· What is it about slow motion and breasts? (adrants.com)

· In case you missed the copy down there in the right corner, this is a billboard promoting the 28th Graphic Arts Biennial in Slovenia. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Imagine, if you will, all those couples cruising around parking lots with pro-sumer video cameras in search of seduceable teens driving cars they purchased with the government's Cash for Clunkers program, then you get to watch 400 continuous hours of the "Couples Seduce Teens" for just ten bucks.

"Originally we had planned to have consumers provide us with some small bit of evidence that they've canceled their subscription to another company's site," said a Pink Visual marketing maven, "but we thought that might get too unwieldy, so we decided to run it on the honor system and boil it down to a promo code."

Type "Clunkers" in the promo code all through September and get half off DVDs as well as new memberships to PinkVisual.com (and its gay little brother, MaleSpectrum.com) for $9.95.

We don't normally hype marketing putsches, but we applaud creativity, and Pink Visual's recent strategies (like putting iPods in movies, using recyclable DVD covers, and offering OctoMom Nadya Suleman diapers rather than offering to put her in a porn movie) are fun.

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
· Buy "Bubble Butts Galore 4" (gamelink.com)

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Did the Burning Angel crew master the minutia of "LA Ink"? You tell us: above, the much awaited trailer for "LA Pink."

· Sexy Art (examiner.com)
· Erotic Heritage Museum (eroticheritagemuseum.com)

But you don't have to take our word for it: the trailer for "Deviance" (Eva's comeback feature) has just been released. Take some time to thoroughly examine it...and then you tell us if you're not feeling a sudden urge to declare your devotion to the one and only Eva.

· "Deviance" (deviancexxx.com)

Luckily, a cure may be at hand: Misti Dawn, swine flu specialist, seems to have some extra special assets that might just hold the key to stopping A(H1N1) once and for all. Hmm... do you think her boobs can cure other things, too? Cause we've got this wicked case of insomnia we've been fighting for weeks...

· Big Boobs Are Cool (bigboobsarecool.com, via babysinead.com)

We can only hope PETA doesn't take inspiration from this ad spot. We like activist advertising so much better when it's all sex and no violence, you know?

· Dance, Girl, Dance. Die, Girl, Die. (adrants.com)

· Andrew Blake (andrewblake.com)