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more about #straight more comments → MrsPoundcake: Why thanks Lux, for hearing my cri de coeur...My chest feels tight from the swelling of emotions. Oh wait...My chest is swelling cause I'm squeezing i... more » MrsPoundcake: Nice tit-a-tete interview. Eva is heavenly. more » whosthatpussy: I would like to sign up for a one-on-one master class. Ha ha. more » whosthatpussy: Oh...I was on board with this until I got a better look at her stockings. Then all I could think about were the sandworms from Beeltlejuice. *sigh* more » Brian47: Wow, score one for the F/M strap-on clip - good job! :) more » crackblind: I've seen a few of these before and am pretty sure they are legit. I've only seen an airbrushed version of #5. Any idea where they came from? (My Ger... more » fragile: stay away from someone who is drowning, they grab for everything in reach. like bikinis. more » fragile: Proof that SG can't read? more » Beaker: "The water could be a little warmer. Oh well, I've got some places to hang my soap-on-a-rope." more » Beaker: A thru C are nice. D thru F, and up, are grand! An understatement. ----- Numbers and letters, Where the larger (the better!) Is what we dream of. -... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Bunnies! more » otko: I'll admit I prefer the post-transformation Monroe but there's something about the way she looks here too. Like in the movie Vertigo where the chick c... more » FrankN.Stein: good you didn't call twilight WITHOUT it's parody sexy ;). Thirst is very hot tohugh at least until SPOILER the pale wet corpse showing up in their be... more » SexyHard: Last one, I promise: I was sitting right in the front row Enjoying a two-girl sex show. While stroking my bone The blonde let it be known She wanted ... more » cand86: These dolls and pictures are insanely gorgeous. It's almost unfair that they're art and not for purchase . . . more » -
#movies
At Long Last! Moon Bloodgood's Deleted Topless Scene
With all the hype around "Terminator 4"'s deleted topless scene, we were pretty stoked to get our hands on the unrated version of the flick—and finally get to see Moon Bloodgood's goodies. More » -
#lingerie
A Woman's Right To Sexy Lingerie
German lingerie retailer Liaison Dangereuse firmly believes that women the world over have an inalienable right to sexiness—particularly sexiness of the lingerie-enhanced kind. After watching this video, we couldn't agree more. More » -
#advertising
The Pants That Drive The Ladies Wild
Apparently, the pants advertised in this commercial are so sexy that your ladyfriend will be overcome with lust at the sight of them—and should you get the least bit distracted, the pants might just take your place. More » -
#scandal
Too Hot For Disney: Ho White And The Seven Dwarves
We sure hope the Jamieson's Beer people have sold some beer, because Disney now wants their heart cut out and put in a box. More » -
#boobs
Boobs Worth Fighting For
In an effort to fight breast cancer, Pink Ribbon Magazine would like to remind us what we're fighting for. So here's an intimate look at (and charming poem about) two citizens of the Boob Nation. (adsoftheworld.com) -
#babes
Kelly Brook Shows Her Naked Dedication
Kelly Brook would very much like you to buy some Ralph Lauren lingerie—and to prove it, she's willing to strip down to her, ahem, bare essentials. Its nice and all, but you know what would really persuade us? More » -
#censorship
Too Hot For YouTube: Save The Boobs!
YouTube's long been known for its unfriendliness to porn trailers and vaguely suggestive videos—but now they've gone too far. The latest casualty in YouTube's war against sexy? A bouncy, breastacular, slow-mo bikini video...that raises awareness about breast cancer. More » -
#advertising
Giant Soapy Breasts Somehow Advertise Arts Festival
Why, hello there, you giant soapy breasts, you. You know, just looking at you is giving us a hankering for a ticket to Slovenia's 28th Graphic Arts Biennial...wait, that's what you're advertising, too? You really know your audience, don't you. More » -
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#lingerie
MIA Lingerie Is So Hot...
Just how hot is MIA's HOT lingerie? Apparently somewhere in the range of 85-95 degrees Fahrenheit—at least if we're to believe this ad. The ad wouldn't mislead us, right? (adland.tv, via AdRants) -
#economy
Pink Visual's Porn Stimulus Package
For those who pay for porn (we're traveling in purely theoretical realms here), Pink Visual's version of "Cash for Clunkers" is pretty funny: Simply give up your old porn website membership and get a huge discount on a new one. More » -
#advertising
Sex Sells, And We're Buying
Does sex sell? We're pretty sure the answer is yes—but we still enjoyed browsing through this collection of sexy ads to see if any of them put us in the mood to, uh, buy. (creativebits.org) -
#hype
"The Beautiful Life" Teases With Barely There Ads
Is the CW feeling threatened by all the bare skin on premium cable? That's the only explanation we can come up with for these next-to-naked ads. If only they were an indication of what actually happens on the show. More »
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#advertising
Virgin Media Harnesses The Power Of Female Orgasm
Remember Meg Ryan's infamous orgasm scene from "When Harry Met Sally"? (How could you forget?) Well, imagine that times fifty...and you've pretty much got Virgin Media's latest ad spot for their 50 "Meg" broadband service. (Get it?) -
#altporn
"LA Pink": "LA Ink" Gone Porno
The similarities between Kat Von D and Joanna Angel are numerous—and with the porn parody train keeping keeping on, it was only a matter of time before those similarities led to a bonadfide "LA Ink" parody porn. More » -
#sexculture
Blast From The Past: Vintage Porn Posters
Is your boudoir decor in need of an upgrade? Nothing says classy and sexy quite like vintage porn posters. View a fine selection of erotic film advertisements over at the Examiner (and then buy one from the Erotic Heritage Museum). More » -
#pornstars
Eva Angelina Is Back With A "Deviance"
We're fairly convinced that Eva Angelina can do no wrong. And the fact that she shot her hardcore comeback with Mr. Marcus, and made it an anal scene to boot, just makes us all the more sure in our conviction. More » -
#celebrity
Audrina Partridge Loves Burgers, Bikinis
Like Paris Hilton before her, Audrina Partridge is donning her bikini and digging in to a Carl's Jr. burger. We kinda doubt Audrina will be able to top the original masterpiece...but a blog can hope, right? (adrants.com) -
#wtf
Oxfam (Sort Of) Uses Sex To Sell Environmental Message
If we were you, we would watch about the first thirty-eight seconds of this Oxfam commercial, pause it, and then watch the first thirty-eight seconds again. Trust us, the last twenty-two seconds...well, they're a lot less pleasant than that first thirty-eight. More »
