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After more than a decade of "Barely Legal" girls, from delightful Bunny Luv to present day, one would think that the bloom would be off the proverbial rose when it came to the flagship release that spawned a series of imitators, as well as its own spin-off sub-niche. Make no mistake, whatever delirious magic existed from the start, that served to lure us in to a Lolita fueled wonderland of taboo and fulfillment, still eagerly holds sway over us now.

"Barely Legal 101" stars beautiful young women-to-be Allie Haze, Christina Moure, Delia Darling, Courtney Page, and Ally Kay. Each of them is more extraordinary than the last. Each a tender flower, blossoming, their sticky pink petals being delicately fingered open with pristine care, before the final plucking. Not since the wanton orgy tents of Persian God King Xerxes have young ladies in the fragile heat of their own sexual awakening been so revered, so cherished, with each succulent drop of their awkward and precious unveiling being utterly savored.

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<![CDATA["Barely Legal" Overloads With "Brand Spanking New"]]> It was nearly a full year ago that Alex De Large directed the Barely Legal sub niche "Brand Spanking New," but the results are just as prurient today, when it is being released, as they were then.

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Ally Ann, Cameron Love, Isis Taylor, and Jessica Right all turn in stunning performances as well, making this an exceptional release for its category. If you like seeing really hot young girls getting turned into sexually satisfied young women, wild in the throes of anticipated ecstasy, possessed by newborn lust, reborn like a cum covered phoenix rising from the shy shell of their former awkwardness, you could do far worse.

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<![CDATA[Hustler Breathes New Life Into "90210" With Porn Parody]]> You may not agree, but we, for one, found the recent reboot of "90210" a bit disappointing. True, Shenae Grimes was stunning...but where's the hardcore sex? The orgy at the Peach Pit? The hardcore sex?

Fortunately, Hustler's happy to provide all the things the CW denied us: enter "This Ain't 90210 XXX," a sexier spin on the lives of those crazy kids from Beverly Hills. Now if they could just manage to include AnnaLynne McCord's nipple...we'd be all set.

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<![CDATA["Dancing With The Stars" Spawns Not One, But Two Porn Titles]]> Apparently this "Dancing with the Stars" thing is bigger than we realized. First we had Sin City's "Dancing with Porn Stars," and now Hustler has announced production on "This Ain't Dancing with the Stars XXX." Heaven help us. (hustlerworld.com)

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<![CDATA[Hustler Explores The Unknown In "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX"]]> Before you go asking why, exactly, Hustler went with "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX" and not something more clever—like, say, "Ghost Cunters"—we'd like to remind you that Burning Angel Has dibs on that title.

That said, Hustler's dive into the erotic paranormal (or paranormally erotic?) does look compelling...we can only hope that someone ends up doing it with ghost somewhere along the line. (Think we'll get our wish?

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This week, director Van Styles brings together this all star cast to showcase their beautiful booties taking the fucking of their sweet young lives. And you know who wins? That's right. All of us do. Judging from the handful of amazing sample pictures they sent over, we bet you had already guessed that much.

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<![CDATA[Hustler Continues To Frighten Hot Chicks With Penis]]> Just when you thought it was safe to walk around bragging about the size of your unit again, Hustler goes and releases their sequel to "Scary Big Dicks" and ruins everything. Our erotic Halloween costume is now ruined!

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<![CDATA[Barely Legal Reaches Boiling Point At 99]]> Yesterday these horny little sperm garglers could only dream of choking on hard cock, having their tiny boxes pounded, and getting basted from head to toe in pearly white man chowder. You can't hold on to the past.

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So, as the approach the event horizon of one hundred volumes, they turn the reins over to one of their best and brightest, Matti Klatt, to say goodbye to double digits once and for all, and bravely push forward towards what can only be a shining new future, a brave new world of sexual exploration with all the naivete and excitement that only a barely legal teen girl can bring to her blossoming sexuality.

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<![CDATA[Really? "You’re Nailin' Palin"? You Betcha!]]> This just proves that we always love to fuck the ones we love to hate to fuck to love to hate.

You're Nailin Palin: Interactive Adventures of a Hockey MILF

Studio: Hustler Video
Director: Axel Braun
Cast: Lisa Ann, Alexis Texas, Jay Lassiter, Chris Charming

In the Venn diagram of life, this movie represents the overlapping glory of Lisa Ann's strengths: she's done Sarah Palin, and she's done interactive porn. Have you done either of these things? If not, this will be a learning process. To begin with, thank your stunt-penises, Jay Lassiter and Chris Charming, for representing you so aptly.

You materialize in Governor Palin's office, where she promptly asks if you would like her to take her clothes off. If you say yes, she will. If you say no, angry red and black letters will inform you: YOU ARE NOT A MAVERICK!!! It's not as if you have total control. Try as I might, I couldn't get Sarah to put her clothing back on. I couldn't un-fuck her. Interactive porn is less like playing God and more like playing Cyrano de Bergerac: you forever strive to get laid.

And laid you get. You progress through the event tiers-teasing, masturbation, foreplay, oral, vaginal, anal-picking and choosing your favorite positions, until you finally give your stunt-penis license to cum. Once you're done with Sarah, Miss California (played by Alexis Texas) pays a visit to conduct an experiment "on the evils of homosexuality." Oh, satire! Thy name is lesbian scene.

In the Behind the Scenes footage, Alexis admits she doesn't know why she's playing Carrie Prejean, but that does not detract from her performance. Research be damned, Alexis fits in perfectly into the symphony your penis is conducting, joke and stroke. And just in case you forget which state representative you're pounding, she keeps the sash on.

Somehow, I feel that the interactivity helps the parody. Acting is reacting, and when it's just you and the jokes (and the sex), you can guffaw or groan or masturbate however you like. Overall, the humor suits Sarah. It's not that difficult to imagine the almost-VP launching dirty commands between pun-heavy innuendos. Personal favorite: when you're about to do her doggie-style, she says, "Why don't you fuck me like a sled dog so I can say I-did-your-rod?"

Of course, we can't forget to thank Lisa Ann. Her comfort in this role is apparent, and her embellishments are magical. After you share some particularly raucous cowgirl anal, Lisa Ann will smile and adjust her glasses ever so slightly. You will filibust a nut.

Why am I so into this? I don't know, but I'm positive I'm not the only one. It's been nearly a year since the election, and everyone is still just as excited by the idea of boning Sarah Palin. She's America's MILF. Years from now, future civilizations will unearth this ancient porno and realize they've discovered one of the sacred texts that make up the Cult of Palin.

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<![CDATA[Fox Sports To World: "zOMG! Nikki Benz Is Hawt!"]]> In all fairness, if Nikki Benz showed up at our office, flitting around in a French maid outfit, we'd probably lose it, too.

Now, we may not know much about sports, but we do know good innuendo when we hear it. We're not saying that she's out there fighting the man, we're just happy to see a fuck-friendly face hanging in the mainstream section. Does Nikki's appearance in a Fox-run webisode signal major network acceptance of pornstars? No. But that's cool. And you know what? Nikki Benz is a pretty good actress.

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<![CDATA[Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask]]> We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin).

True, we've seen weirder (much weirder) stuff in the realm of porno promos—but for today, this one definitely takes the cake.

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<![CDATA[My Tutor: Gracie Glam And Tanner Mayes]]> Gracie Glam masturbates (as would you) in a camper in the middle of California's windswept high desert. Just outside stands Tanner Mayes, her masturbation fodder. "You're 18 now," breathes Mayes. "You don't have to do this alone."

It is both hard to imagine and a solid fact about porn that Tanner Mayes is now a veteran of it, and has been cast as starstruck Gracie's mentor. Should the delicious Ms. Glam stay around for eight more months she, too, will be almost senatorial by comparison with the young Turkettes disembarking Porn Valley's Greyhounds.

Anyway, Glam has been jilling off to Tanner's pictorial in a recent issue of Hustler. Lucky for both of them, this camper scene leads off Hustler's "Barely Legal 98," a nice effort and return to form for the series, which itself played tutor to about a jillion imitators.

"Your cookie is so tight," says Mayes to Glam, and do we detect a hint of nostalgia from the 20-year-old star? Perhaps not, but rest assured we'd like Tanner's cookies if they were rolling around loose in the bag with a bunch of raisins and unidentifiable things.

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<![CDATA[Class Is In Session: "This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX"]]> Summer's done, and school's back in session—and come October 6, the kids of Bayside High will be back for some very naughty adventures, courtesy of Hustler's "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX."

Though the trailer doesn't give away much of the plot, we've heard rumors that Jessie Spano seduces a nerdy cohort through a lecture on saving the dolphins that segues into a lecture on proper cunnlingus technique. Yeah, that totally could have happened on the original show.

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