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more about #straight more comments → HBKnight: Big Tit Fixation, I salivate at the sight, Motor Boat, Commence! more » I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: Ive got the gay and straight version on my 'puter when I come here. Just above this is teh Joash West post. The poses are trying to tell us something? more » I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: gosh, I really miss the witty remarks here. There weren't many, but right now I would kill to see what "jose raez the roof" would say Anyway that ... more » MrsPoundcake: Why thanks Lux, for hearing my cri de coeur...My chest feels tight from the swelling of emotions. Oh wait...My chest is swelling cause I'm squeezing i... more » MrsPoundcake: Nice tit-a-tete interview. Eva is heavenly. more » whosthatpussy: I would like to sign up for a one-on-one master class. Ha ha. more » whosthatpussy: Oh...I was on board with this until I got a better look at her stockings. Then all I could think about were the sandworms from Beeltlejuice. *sigh* more » Brian47: Wow, score one for the F/M strap-on clip - good job! :) more » crackblind: I've seen a few of these before and am pretty sure they are legit. I've only seen an airbrushed version of #5. Any idea where they came from? (My Ger... more » fragile: stay away from someone who is drowning, they grab for everything in reach. like bikinis. more » fragile: Proof that SG can't read? more » Beaker: "The water could be a little warmer. Oh well, I've got some places to hang my soap-on-a-rope." more » Beaker: A thru C are nice. D thru F, and up, are grand! An understatement. ----- Numbers and letters, Where the larger (the better!) Is what we dream of. -... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Bunnies! more » otko: I'll admit I prefer the post-transformation Monroe but there's something about the way she looks here too. Like in the movie Vertigo where the chick c... more » -
#twopornsoneslot
"Dancing With The Stars" Spawns Not One, But Two Porn Titles
Apparently this "Dancing with the Stars" thing is bigger than we realized. First we had Sin City's "Dancing with Porn Stars," and now Hustler has announced production on "This Ain't Dancing with the Stars XXX." Heaven help us. (hustlerworld.com) -
#trailers
Hustler Explores The Unknown In "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX"
Before you go asking why, exactly, Hustler went with "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX" and not something more clever—like, say, "Ghost Cunters"—we'd like to remind you that Burning Angel Has dibs on that title. More » -
#hardcore
"Barely Legal Bubble Butts" Drive Us Nuts
Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Texas, Rachel Milan, Kristina Rose, and Aubrey Addams have many things in common, but one of them stands out more than most. Way out. Yes, we're talking about their sweet, phat, barely legal, chubby ass cheeks. More » -
#hardcore
Hustler Continues To Frighten Hot Chicks With Penis
Just when you thought it was safe to walk around bragging about the size of your unit again, Hustler goes and releases their sequel to "Scary Big Dicks" and ruins everything. Our erotic Halloween costume is now ruined! More » -
#hardcore
Barely Legal Reaches Boiling Point At 99
Yesterday these horny little sperm garglers could only dream of choking on hard cock, having their tiny boxes pounded, and getting basted from head to toe in pearly white man chowder. You can't hold on to the past. -
#hardcore
Hustler Continues Untrue Rampage By Targeting Jessica Simpson
Porn director of yore Stuart Canterbury makes a plucky comeback with "Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories - Jessica Simpson" starring Jessica Lynn, Gracie Glam, Kiera King, Melissa Jacobs, and Rachel Roxxx. Are you ready for the inside references? More » -
#dvd
Really? "You’re Nailin' Palin"? You Betcha!
This just proves that we always love to fuck the ones we love to hate to fuck to love to hate. More » -
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#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Fox Sports To World: "zOMG! Nikki Benz Is Hawt!"
In all fairness, if Nikki Benz showed up at our office, flitting around in a French maid outfit, we'd probably lose it, too. More » -
#wtf
Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask
We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin). More » -
#barelylegal
My Tutor: Gracie Glam And Tanner Mayes
Gracie Glam masturbates (as would you) in a camper in the middle of California's windswept high desert. Just outside stands Tanner Mayes, her masturbation fodder. "You're 18 now," breathes Mayes. "You don't have to do this alone." More » -
#upcoming
Class Is In Session: "This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX"
Summer's done, and school's back in session—and come October 6, the kids of Bayside High will be back for some very naughty adventures, courtesy of Hustler's "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX." More » -
#upcoming
Who's "Nailin' Palin"? You Are!
Over the past year, we've seen "Sarah Palin" get boned by the Russians, Obama, David Letterman—and now, finally, even the common working man will get the chance to have his way with the Alaskan Princess. More » -
#parody
The Hustler Porn Parody Train Keeps On Chuggin'
Been hoping that the craze for porn parodies would die down soon? Keep hoping. Later this year, Hustler will be releasing "This Ain't Happy Days XXX 2" and "This Ain't Beverly Hills 90210 XXX"—and that's not all. More » -
#hardcore
Sapphic Bliss Fully Explored In Fourth Volume Of "Girls Banging Girls"
Carpet munching cuties attack crack, diving face first into mounds of muff in today's sneak peek. Pussy licking, labia sucking, and all kinds of hot, nasty, tongue-in-between-cheeks action abound as these lipstick lesbians display their addiction to snatch! More » -
#upcoming
"Puckered Up": The Anal Game Show Craze That's Sweeping The Nation
Move over, "The Price is Right"—Fleshbot's got a brand new favorite game show, and her name is "Puckered Up." Sure, there's no Bob Barker...but there are lots of hot ladies shoving things up their bums. More » -
#hardcore
Precious & Fleeting Gift Of Youthful Innocence Callously Discarded In "Barely Legal Corrupted 10"
The luscious young girls of "Barely Legal Corrupted 10" can't wait to cash in their amateur status and go full pro, putting as many miles (and cocks) between childhood and their 18th birthday as humanly possible.











