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#pornstars
Savanna On Sex
Seeing as Savanna Samson can do nearly everything — she's a porn goddess, vintner, singer and writer — we'd suggest you take her advice on, well, anything. In her column on xcritic.com, she offers pretty sound (and sexy) sex advice. More » -
#video
You Come To This Kitchen Often?
You know you sometimes eye that piece fruit, or that naughty vegetable, wondering what it would feel like right there. And we've got news for you: that vegetable is thinking about you too. More » -
#video
"This Ain't The Stimulus Package XXX" Debuts On Limited Screens
Mr. Flynt may not have secured a porn bailout—but that won't stop the pornographers from giving the rest of us the stimulus package we so desperately need. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
"PG Porn" Finds Its Stride (And Sasha Grey Helps!)
After some trial and error, it seems that James Gunn's "PG Porn" has finally hit its stride. The latest installment, "Roadside Ass-istance" (featuring Sasha Grey), actually made us laugh. Out loud, in fact! More » -
#humor
You Mean Ron Jeremy Doesn't Actually Speak French?
Porn "plots" aren't always realistic, or even particularly well written, but at least they can be good for a few laughs. (regretfulmorning.com, thumbnail) -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
"PG Porn" Wishes You A Very Belladonna Christmas
It's been so long since the first installment of "PG Porn" that we'd thought the project had been entirely abandoned. But no: "PG Porn" is back just in time for Christmas—and with Belladonna in tow! More » -
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#hardcore
Sex With A Smile: Top Ten Funny Porn Clips
Some of you have been asking us lately whether porn can be funny. Well, we can at least tell you that it doesn't always have to be serious: whether the action involves cum shots gone wrong, amateur porn bloopers, or good old fashioned porn "acting," the line between sexy and funny is sometimes very thin. Didn't that Freud guy say something about that very subject once? Okay, he probably didn't. But we think you'll at least get a chuckle out of the clips you'll find after the jump ... or at least some other kind of spontaneous ejaculation.
