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more about #straight Mr.Gawn: ya know.. ive never thought of that XXXmas pun... i do think its funny to say "Planet XXX" but the Ho thing, since Ludacris, WAY over done more » cand86: What a pretty dress. Pretty girl in general, actually. more » Dethzilla: I like how you guys say that like she's not already in the sexy club. Holy shiznit. more » countz3r0: damn on the Starz site they describe Lawless' character as "sexually voracious". methinks that = lots of xena nudity. FTW. more » Brian47: She is always such a cutie, I am glad I got to meet and chat with her this year at Erotica LA! more » offred: While I give mad props to Beaker for his haikus, we need to step it up and provide a bit of competition. In that spirit, I present my recipe for well-... more » Sven.T.Sexgore: Yep either the gusset of the pantyhose or panties. Either that or she has verrry interesting labia. more » Badmofo: Downloadlinks for the videos would be nice. And not just because they are not playing properly. more » bmonkey: Portrait of japanese go-go dancer, after work... more » bmonkey: I imagine Santa might be reluctant to leave Aria underneath anyone's tree, but his own. more » FrancesTheMute: I agree, those look like panties to me more » whosthatpussy: Is it too late to add this to my Christmas list? lol more » whosthatpussy: That's the kind of scary movie I might actually enjoy watching! more » MalzyWheels: Love stockings like that... more » MalzyWheels: I say panties: what I see doesn't seem to be following any curvatures, and I think lady parts would. more » Rodrigo Lupatini: This is a hot girl of a TV program here in Brazil. Brazilian woman is very hot. Look at that beautiful ass she has. And his friends too. [www.yo... more » inverts: And here I thought the Marilyn Monroe Redux was her "topless swan song" according to her publicist. I'm not exactly complaining, but I still prefer th... more » FrankN.Stein: my favorite things as well - and that is a very good film about both of them indeed. more » heterophobic: Second only to Kelly Brook in the hot busty actress category. Never knew this existed. Thanks! more » heterophobic: Why does the guy have to be old and ugly? /sigh more » -
#babes
How To Score With Amy Green In Six Easy Steps!
Some may seek out dating advice from so-called experts, but we prefer to get our tips straight from the horse's mouth—the proverbial horse being Amy Green, who's opened up to ZOO about the best way to bed her. More » -
#howto
How (Not) To Get Into Porn
Vice's Liz Armstrong decided to make some quick cash shooting amateur lesbian porn...and ended up getting seriously scammed. The silver lining to her story? She talked to some queer pornstars, and got the inside scoop on the biz should work. More » -
#pornstars
How To Get Into Porn (For Real)
In these tough economic times, some women find themselves considering the possibility of looking for work in the adult industry. But how, exactly, does one go from being a cubicle worker to being a full-on pornstar? Monica Foster has the answer. More » -
#howto
How To Have Great Phone Sex In 9 Easy Steps
We wouldn't normally recommend Hulu as a source of sex advice, but Howcast's "How To Have Great Phone Sex" is a surprisingly helpful (and surprisingly sexy) tutorial for the aurally curious. More » -
#books
Nothing Butt The Best: Tristan Taormino's "Anal Sex Position Guide"
Over the years, we've seen many, many books on different positions for penis-in-vagina sex—but far, far fewer (if any) books about positions for anal sex. Until now, that is.
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#sexadvice
Playboy Updates Kama Sutra With Girl-On-Girl Video Action
The original Kama Sutra probably didn't have positions with names like "Broke Back Mounting" and "The Spork"... but then again, it also didn't have lingerie-clad centerfolds groping each other. More » -
#howto
Your Handy Dandy Guide To Using A Fleshlight
Fleshlights: we all think they're the bee's knees—but do we really know hot to use them properly? Probably not: so thank heavens for this couple, who've thoughtfully put together an instructional video. More » -
#manuallabor
Penny Flame Has The Whole World In Her Hands, Mouth
When thinking of Penny Flame (and we are), her hands aren't the first things that come to mind. "We already know she isn't a transsexual," we say. "Concentrate on other parts." But now we've reconsidered. More » -
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#thebiz
"Female Porn Executive" Joy King Wants You To "Get Into Porn"
Recession got you down? Is your laid off lifestyle preventing you from getting the lovin' you want and need? Well, Joy King has got the solution to all your problems: just get into porn! More » -
#hardcore
Three Is The Magic Number In Tristan Taormino's Latest "Expert Guide"
We were a bit skeptical about the idea of an "expert guide" to threesomes. Unlike blowjobs or handjobs, good threesome technique isn't really something you can demonstrate—it's more a learn by doing type of thing.
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#howto
Turkish Paper Teaches Women How To Masturbate (And We Help!)
We're fairly certain that the bulk of our female readership is familiar with the ins and outs of female masturbation (this is a website about porn, after all), but on the chance that you're still a newbie — or complete newcomer — to the wonders of jilling off, you'll be happy to know that there's a Turkish newspaper that wants to help you out. Yes, ladies, it's true: in just ten simple steps (and with thirty minutes to several hours of free time), you, too, can learn to masturbate — maybe even to orgasm! On the chance that this thorough guide leaves you wanting, we've included some helpful resources (and video instruction) after the jump. More » -
#dvd
Penny Flame Offers Handy Advice In Her "Expert Guide"
It's no secret that we have a bit of a crush on Penny Flame (you might even say she's a Crush Object™). And we're also pretty fond of Tristan Taormino and her line of "Expert Guide" educational pornos. So when we heard that Penny and Tristan were teaming up to create "Penny Flame's Expert Guide" videos — well, we couldn't get our hands on a copy soon enough. Penny Flame's adorable attitude plus Tristan's signature eduporn style? Talk about best of both worlds! More » -
#dvdreview
It's Knot(s) For Everyone: "Nina Hartley's Guide To Bondage Sex"
So you've watched your fair share of bondage porn, and you're starting to think that maybe you'd like to explore some bondage in the bedroom. But where to start? Though the pros may make it look easy, serious bondage isn't for beginners—and even with some practice, it's still advanced sex play. The last thing you want to do is get some rope and see how it goes. If you're going to go bound, you'll need some good guidelines and some easy to follow instructions. More »
