How To Score With Amy Green In Six Easy Steps!

Some may seek out dating advice from so-called experts, but we prefer to get our tips straight from the horse's mouth—the proverbial horse being Amy Green, who's opened up to ZOO about the best way to bed her. More »

How (Not) To Get Into Porn

Vice's Liz Armstrong decided to make some quick cash shooting amateur lesbian porn...and ended up getting seriously scammed. The silver lining to her story? She talked to some queer pornstars, and got the inside scoop on the biz should work. More »

How To Get Into Porn (For Real)

In these tough economic times, some women find themselves considering the possibility of looking for work in the adult industry. But how, exactly, does one go from being a cubicle worker to being a full-on pornstar? Monica Foster has the answer. More »

How To Have Great Phone Sex In 9 Easy Steps

We wouldn't normally recommend Hulu as a source of sex advice, but Howcast's "How To Have Great Phone Sex" is a surprisingly helpful (and surprisingly sexy) tutorial for the aurally curious. More »

Playboy Updates Kama Sutra With Girl-On-Girl Video Action

The original Kama Sutra probably didn't have positions with names like "Broke Back Mounting" and "The Spork"... but then again, it also didn't have lingerie-clad centerfolds groping each other. More »

Your Handy Dandy Guide To Using A Fleshlight

Fleshlights: we all think they're the bee's knees—but do we really know hot to use them properly? Probably not: so thank heavens for this couple, who've thoughtfully put together an instructional video. More »

Penny Flame Has The Whole World In Her Hands, Mouth

When thinking of Penny Flame (and we are), her hands aren't the first things that come to mind. "We already know she isn't a transsexual," we say. "Concentrate on other parts." But now we've reconsidered. More »

"Female Porn Executive" Joy King Wants You To "Get Into Porn"

Recession got you down? Is your laid off lifestyle preventing you from getting the lovin' you want and need? Well, Joy King has got the solution to all your problems: just get into porn! More »

Cheri Wants To "Put You In Porn"

If you somehow still haven't figured out how to get into porn (but you still really, really want to), well, good news: Cheri magazine is here to help you out. More »

So You've Decided To Have An MMF...

So you're thinking about having an MMF threeway, and you're just not sure where to turn. You could ask the experts, or you could study at the knee of porn's finest instructors, or you could read the blog of some guy who seems to really like boy-boy-girl threeways (and thoughtfully includes links to MMF porn!). Sure, some of his advice is questionable at best, but he has more than a few entertaining one liners. And, to be honest, we have soft spot for anyone out there who's trying to increase the visibility of male bisexuality (and threeways!) so we're going to let this one slide. More »

The Guide To Getting It On In Your Earth-Friendly Car

A compact car may be great for the environment... but it's not so great for your sex life. Assuming, of course, that your sex life revolves around getting it on in your car (and whose doesn't?). Luckily, our friends at TreeHugger have come to the rescue, with their list of sex positions that work well in small cars. Don't own a small car? These positions don't discriminate! (Although your potential partners might, earth killer.) (treehugger.com)

Ashlynn Brooke Explains It All For You

It seems we'll never get tired of "how to get into porn" advice pieces—well, at least not the advice in question comes from Ashlynn Brooke and Shane Diesel (they should know!). Ask Men sits these two down and takes a penetrating look at the many steps of getting into porn. Haha, we said penetrating. (askmen.com; thumbail from "All About Ashlynn 2")

Going (And Coming) Green: Eco-Friendly Sex

Being green isn't just about driving a Prius and eating organic: it's an ecofriendly lifestyle that incorporates all aspects of your life—including your sex life. Planet Green (the earth conscious little sister of the Discovery Channel) has a comprehensive list of ways to screw without screwing over Mother Earth. And it's not all about patchouli and giving up waxing; some of our favorite companies (and activities!) get the green seal of approval. (planetgreen.discovery.com)

Do you want to look as good as Helen Mirren does in a bikini when you're 63 years old? Apparently, all you have to do is put your hand on your forehead—because that's the magical fashion pose that makes everyone look like a supermodel! (Also? Britain really loves their red swimsuits.) (dailymail.co.uk)

Are you tired of seeing Richard Kern's photos of impossibly sexy models and pornstars and wish you could just cut out the middleman and take them yourself? Well, now you can learn the tricks of his photographic trade straight from the source ... or just accept that you'll never be as good as him and go on with your link-clicking life. Your call! (asylum.co.uk)

Now that everyone from Keeley Hazell to Verne Troyer has starred in their very own sex tape, you're probably feeling the urge to go out and create your own. Thanks to these top ten tips from noted sexperts Em and Lo, that task just got a whole lot easier—especially if you still haven't learned anything from all those other how-to guides we've pointed you to. One thing they forgot to mention: if you upload your homemade sex tape to the internet, everyone will see it, including your mom. Happy filming!(dailybedpost.com, thumb from sellyoursextape.com)

These Cosmo sex positions are guaranteed to improve your sex life—if you can decipher any of the descriptions and figure out how they are actually done. If we're reading these correctly, we might need to starting dating gymnasts in order pull most of these off. (cosmopolitan.com; image via)

So you've decided to make a porn movie—good for you! Now you'll just need to find yourself a cast, which might be a little tricky if you don't happen to be in Porn Valley. Luckily, Audacia Ray has already gone through the experience of casting a dirty movie, and she's willing to share her secret strategies. See? You're already halfway to winning an AVN Award! (nakedcity.com)

After years of looking at smut, we've developed a considerable amount of expertise when it comes to spotting fake boobs. But for those of you less practiced than ourselves, we offer these tips from eHow.com. (Though we have to wonder: if you like the way they look and feel, does it really matter if they're all natural or not) (ehow.com, thumb via The Bra Blog)

A new website is offering tips on passionate lovemaking for couples, but there's one small catch you should be aware of: it's written by Catholic monk who happens to be celibate. So maybe you should get a second opinion before you follow any of his advice, just to be safe. (szansaspotkania.net + metro.co.uk)

How To Solve Your Armpit Fetish Needs (Without Getting Arrested)

As we mentioned earlier, a poor armpit fetishist in Singapore was caned and sent to prison for 14 years because he wasn't very good at controlling himself where women and their sexy underarms were concerned. Granted, it's not always the easiest kink to indulge in (especially with strangers)—but there are other options out there that are better than molesting helpless passers-by on the street. After all, that's what the interweb is for! Some may find perusing a website like GirlPits or Armpits-Fetish.com to be a less-than-perfect substitute, especially if your Smell-O-Vision browser plugin is on the fritz. But you can probably find a more willing real life partner in the forums willing to lift their elbows for you if you're persistent enough. And if all else fails, you can always hire some professional assistance. Spending a little money sure beats a cane to the backside—although you can probably pay extra for that too. More »

Meet Your New Fetish At The Kink Report

Are you eager to try that super hot fetish you keep reading about, except that you don't really know what it means or how to do it? Are you convinced that there's an uninhibited sexual adventurer inside you just waiting to bust out, but that maybe it needs a little coaching along to get started? The good folks at fetish community/porn clearinghouse Social Kink want to help: their regularly updated Kink Report videos will walk you through the basics of fetish play, including foot worship, body modification, and bondage and medical fetishes like the ones seen below. Hardcore kink fans will probably find them a bit vanilla, and they occasionally play like infomercials for leather good. But if you don't know your straight jacket from your Windsor knot, this might be a good place to start. More »

Coordinating a bukkake scene isn't easy: you try getting five hundred men together to jizz on a girl's face sometime and see how it goes. But with these new proposed bukkake regulations, anyone can put together a bukkake scene with no muss and no fuss! Well, almost no muss. (thenaughtyamerican.com; thumbnail via here)

Coming out is never easy. And coming out as a cybersex lover? You can't even direct your parents to PFLAG! If you're in need of guidance through this trying time, cybersexpert Bonnie Ruberg has some advice for the cybersexy. We're not sure we agree with all her cybertips—but hey, she's the cybersexpert. (villagevoice.com)

Sex Tips From YouPorn: Don't Forget The Balls

Like many of you, we've gotten the bulk of our sex ed from two places: the internet and porn. Sometimes we even combine the two sources, learning wonderful and amazing things from online smut. For example, this video shows us the importance of proper ball stimulation during the act of oral sex—with more than a few ladies eagerly demonstrating their favorite junk handling techniques. Internet porn ... how did we ever learn anything without it? More »

How do you put together the perfect mix CD of super funky slow jams guaranteed to set just the right mood for boning? Here's some suggestions, but in a pinch you can always just put Barry White's Greatest Hits on repeat. (neighborbeeblog.com)

How To (Yet Again) Break Into The Porn Industry

Because we still tend to receive emails from horny guys asking us how to break into the porn business no matter how much we ignore them, from now on we're considering just directing them to this informative video from the team at BushLeagueTV instead (even if we're not entirely sold on the idea that a moustache is necessary for success—this ain't 1978 anymore, you know). Sure, following a few simple steps might not get you a starring role opposite the likes of Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, or Teagan right off the bat ... but everyone has to start somewhere, right?
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Tracking Down Cougars In The Wild

The cougar is generally considered a predatory animal, stalking down unsuspecting prey at hotel bars and fraternity beer pong tournaments. But for those who are actually hoping to get snared in one of their traps, it helps to take a proactive approach. Sites like Urban Cougar have been showing you how to spot these ferocious beasts in their natural habitat fpr a while now, but now that cougar watching has become such a full-fledged industry the hunters have become the hunted. Dating sites unite older ladies with horny young cubs, steamy novels document their safaris, books and websites provide tips for predator and prey, and a growing number of youngish men consider it their duty to hang out at swanky bars and wait for women to buy them drinks. (And then hopefully turn them into kept sex toys. Dare to dream!) One even has the brilliant concept of driving around the country in a bus and filming his adventures in picking up older women. Hey, that sounds like a great idea for a porn site! More »

Up Close And Very Personal With The DIY Dildo Cam

Everyone knows that the difference between "erotica" and "porn" is the frequency of extreme closeups of a penis moving in and out of a vagina. But when you're shooting your own personal amateur masterpiece at home (and without the help of Swedish authorities) how can you get that special balls-eye view to make your final product look as good as the professional kind? Here's one solution: build your own homemade dildo cam! With a little glue, a few wires and some good old fashioned ingenuity, you can take viewers on a ride on that train as it enters the tunnel. (Note: Actually installing a camera in one's scrotum is still best left to the pros.) More »

Brooke Marks Shows You How To Make Your Webcam Dance More Interesting

As much as we love them, no one can deny that webcam dance videos can get awfully formulaic: start with a girl, put some underwear on her, add a Britney or Avril soundtrack, have her jump around a bit, and repeat. Too bad more aspiring interweb superstars aren't taking more tips and tricks from Brooke Marks (she of the Victoria's Secret Drinking Game fame and her helpful how-to video from last year ... even if we think you'll probably want to save that Scientology dance for those special friends. (YouTube, via The Sex Carnival + BrookeMarks.com)

What do you do when your porn pile becomes too much (or too repetitive) to handle? If you want to reduce it, you better recycle! But how? Here are some tips on how to save your sanity and the planet ... and maybe a few kittens, too. (boinkology.com)

How To: Lead A Sexy Double Life

Everyone has certain habits or interests they generally like to keep private, like banging hookers in expensive hotel rooms. But suppose you also have an important high-profile job, like—and we're just throwing this out there as a possible example—governor of a large Eastern state? If other people found out about what you were doing, it might cause problems for you at work. So does that mean you have to choose between your job and your extracurricular interests? Of course not! Leading secret double lives is an American tradition, and Time Out New York's latest unbelievably coincidental issue talks to people about their hidden worlds — including the lawyer/go-go dancer, the loving father/group sex enthusiast (who you may be familiar with) and the husband who can't seem to say no to a good happy ending. (Can anyone?) They even offer tips on how to keep your secret shame a secret. If only this had hit the newsstands just a few days earlier who knows who it might have helped? More »

Two-Fisted Education From Hand Job Advice

The hand job may be among the most underrated ways to get off—not as hot as a blow job, but a lot more work than masturbating. But perhaps it's also just the most misunderstood? After all, no one really knows how someone else's junk works — even if you happen to have your own junk yourself — and that can lead to a lot of awkward and potentially painful moments. The aptly named Hand Job Advice graciously decided to help by offering several techniques that might come in ... uh, handy; even better, they all come with video demonstrations so you can see what the hell the scary headless lady is talking about. Heck, even solo flyers might learn some new tricks. So if you're a little unsure about your manual labor skills, give it a shot. Who knows? With a little practice your man might even decide that he prefers some mano-a-cock action. We guess stranger things have happened. More »