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Do you want to look as good as Helen Mirren does in a bikini when you're 63 years old? Apparently, all you have to do is put your hand on your forehead—because that's the magical fashion pose that makes everyone look like a supermodel! (Also? Britain really loves their red swimsuits.) (dailymail.co.uk)

Are you tired of seeing Richard Kern's photos of impossibly sexy models and pornstars and wish you could just cut out the middleman and take them yourself? Well, now you can learn the tricks of his photographic trade straight from the source ... or just accept that you'll never be as good as him and go on with your link-clicking life. Your call! (asylum.co.uk)

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It's Knot(s) For Everyone: "Nina Hartley's Guide To Bondage Sex"

So you've watched your fair share of bondage porn, and you're starting to think that maybe you'd like to explore some bondage in the bedroom. But where to start? Though the pros may make it look easy, serious bondage isn't for beginners—and even with some practice, it's still advanced sex play. The last thing you want to do is get some rope and see how it goes. If you're going to go bound, you'll need some good guidelines and some easy to follow instructions.

Thankfully, Nina Hartley is here to offer her assistance, in the form of "Nina Hartley's Guide To Bondage Sex." With the help of bondage model and expert Claire Adams, Nina walks bondage beginners through all the basics of getting down and dirty while bound ... and throws in some super hot sex scenes by way of illustration.

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Now that everyone from Keeley Hazell to Verne Troyer has starred in their very own sex tape, you're probably feeling the urge to go out and create your own. Thanks to these top ten tips from noted sexperts Em and Lo, that task just got a whole lot easier—especially if you still haven't learned anything from all those other how-to guides we've pointed you to. One thing they forgot to mention: if you upload your homemade sex tape to the internet, everyone will see it, including your mom. Happy filming!(dailybedpost.com, thumb from sellyoursextape.com)

These Cosmo sex positions are guaranteed to improve your sex life—if you can decipher any of the descriptions and figure out how they are actually done. If we're reading these correctly, we might need to starting dating gymnasts in order pull most of these off. (cosmopolitan.com; image via)

So you've decided to make a porn movie—good for you! Now you'll just need to find yourself a cast, which might be a little tricky if you don't happen to be in Porn Valley. Luckily, Audacia Ray has already gone through the experience of casting a dirty movie, and she's willing to share her secret strategies. See? You're already halfway to winning an AVN Award! (nakedcity.com)

After years of looking at smut, we've developed a considerable amount of expertise when it comes to spotting fake boobs. But for those of you less practiced than ourselves, we offer these tips from eHow.com. (Though we have to wonder: if you like the way they look and feel, does it really matter if they're all natural or not) (ehow.com, thumb via The Bra Blog)

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Guided Into Position With "The Expert Guide To Positions"

After watching a few of her new Vivid-Ed releases, we're more convinced than ever that Tristan Taormino produces some of the best eduporn out there. The videos she's done for the line have been consistently smart and sexy, and do a great job of educating us and turning us on at the same time. But how much of that is due to Tristan's considerable charisma, and how much is the Vivid-Ed format itself? We had a chance to investigate that mystery this week with the latest Vivid-Ed release, "The Expert Guide to Positions": though it features Tristan as an onscreen educator, "Positions" was directed by Geoff Bean.

So how did it stack up? Our thoughts (and a preview clip) after the jump.

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A new website is offering tips on passionate lovemaking for couples, but there's one small catch you should be aware of: it's written by Catholic monk who happens to be celibate. So maybe you should get a second opinion before you follow any of his advice, just to be safe. (szansaspotkania.net + metro.co.uk)

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How To Solve Your Armpit Fetish Needs (Without Getting Arrested)

As we mentioned earlier, a poor armpit fetishist in Singapore was caned and sent to prison for 14 years because he wasn't very good at controlling himself where women and their sexy underarms were concerned. Granted, it's not always the easiest kink to indulge in (especially with strangers)—but there are other options out there that are better than molesting helpless passers-by on the street. After all, that's what the interweb is for! Some may find perusing a website like GirlPits or Armpits-Fetish.com to be a less-than-perfect substitute, especially if your Smell-O-Vision browser plugin is on the fritz. But you can probably find a more willing real life partner in the forums willing to lift their elbows for you if you're persistent enough. And if all else fails, you can always hire some professional assistance. Spending a little money sure beats a cane to the backside—although you can probably pay extra for that too.

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Meet Your New Fetish At The Kink Report

Are you eager to try that super hot fetish you keep reading about, except that you don't really know what it means or how to do it? Are you convinced that there's an uninhibited sexual adventurer inside you just waiting to bust out, but that maybe it needs a little coaching along to get started? The good folks at fetish community/porn clearinghouse Social Kink want to help: their regularly updated Kink Report videos will walk you through the basics of fetish play, including foot worship, body modification, and bondage and medical fetishes like the ones seen below. Hardcore kink fans will probably find them a bit vanilla, and they occasionally play like infomercials for leather good. But if you don't know your straight jacket from your Windsor knot, this might be a good place to start. More »

Coming out is never easy. And coming out as a cybersex lover? You can't even direct your parents to PFLAG! If you're in need of guidance through this trying time, cybersexpert Bonnie Ruberg has some advice for the cybersexy. We're not sure we agree with all her cybertips—but hey, she's the cybersexpert. (villagevoice.com)

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Sex Tips From YouPorn: Don't Forget The Balls

Like many of you, we've gotten the bulk of our sex ed from two places: the internet and porn. Sometimes we even combine the two sources, learning wonderful and amazing things from online smut. For example, this video shows us the importance of proper ball stimulation during the act of oral sex—with more than a few ladies eagerly demonstrating their favorite junk handling techniques. Internet porn ... how did we ever learn anything without it?

· Random Sex Tips #1: BALLS (youporn.com)

How do you put together the perfect mix CD of super funky slow jams guaranteed to set just the right mood for boning? Here's some suggestions, but in a pinch you can always just put Barry White's Greatest Hits on repeat. (neighborbeeblog.com)

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Everything You Wanted To Know About "Sex: How To Do Everything"

Given the fact that we here at Fleshbot try to cover as many bases as possible—and despite that first person plural voice we insist on using most of the time—it's not too surprising that our editorial staff finds itself experiencing a difference of opinion every now and then. (For example: some of us crave the newfangled taste of a ass smoothie, while others are only satisfied by a classic dirtpipe milkshake). Our latest object of disagreement is the new coffee table extravaganza by "self-proclaimed Emily Posts of the modern bedroom" Em and Lo, "Sex: How To Do Everything", and not just because we fought amongst ourselves for a first look when the review copy arrived at Fleshbot Central: while some of us were immediately won over by the beautiful pictures and lovely layout, others were left a little limp on the whole project. Read some of our pros and cons (and get a peek at some of those photos) after the jump. More »

How To (Yet Again) Break Into The Porn Industry Because we still tend to receive emails from horny guys asking us how to break into the porn business no matter how much we ignore them, from now on we're considering just directing them to this informative video from the team at BushLeagueTV instead (even if we're not entirely sold on the idea that a moustache is necessary for success—this ain't 1978 anymore, you know). Sure, following a few simple steps might not get you a starring role opposite the likes of Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, or Teagan right off the bat ... but everyone has to start somewhere, right?

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Up Close And Very Personal With The DIY Dildo Cam

Everyone knows that the difference between "erotica" and "porn" is the frequency of extreme closeups of a penis moving in and out of a vagina. But when you're shooting your own personal amateur masterpiece at home (and without the help of Swedish authorities) how can you get that special balls-eye view to make your final product look as good as the professional kind? Here's one solution: build your own homemade dildo cam! With a little glue, a few wires and some good old fashioned ingenuity, you can take viewers on a ride on that train as it enters the tunnel. (Note: Actually installing a camera in one's scrotum is still best left to the pros.)

· DIY Dildo Cam (homemade-sex-toys.com)


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How To: Lead A Sexy Double Life

Everyone has certain habits or interests they generally like to keep private, like banging hookers in expensive hotel rooms. But suppose you also have an important high-profile job, like—and we're just throwing this out there as a possible example—governor of a large Eastern state? If other people found out about what you were doing, it might cause problems for you at work. So does that mean you have to choose between your job and your extracurricular interests? Of course not! Leading secret double lives is an American tradition, and Time Out New York's latest unbelievably coincidental issue talks to people about their hidden worlds — including the lawyer/go-go dancer, the loving father/group sex enthusiast (who you may be familiar with) and the husband who can't seem to say no to a good happy ending. (Can anyone?) They even offer tips on how to keep your secret shame a secret. If only this had hit the newsstands just a few days earlier who knows who it might have helped?

· "How to: Lead a secret life" (timeout.com)
· Thumbnail via doctoradventure.info