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"Masters Of Horror" Presents: The Terribly Bountiful Rack

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 10:30:01 EST

Just kidding. This episode is called "Right to Die," and it's got burning flesh and gross stuff. But for one beautiful scene, it's all about hot tubs and boobs.

You see, in this story, Julia Anderson and her husband wreck the car, and while the hubby walks away unscathed, Julia is mangled and burnt, although still alive. So while her husband dilly-dallies in his decision to pull her plug or prolong her suffering, she haunts the crap out of him. Anyway, none of this important. If you happen to see her breast melt during the last couple seconds, don't worry. Just forget it.

· "Masters of Horror" Right to Die (2007) (imdb.com)
· Julia Anderson :: Masters Of Horror s02e09 (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

RetroNudity: Barbara Crampton In "Re-Animator"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Sure, we all know that "Re-Penetrator" is a horror porno classic. But did you know that it's based on this other movie, "Re-Animator," that also has a bunch of nudity and sex in it? It's totally true!

Fair warning: this film (apparently of the horror genre) also mixes in a good deal of gore and blood and guts and whatnot. So if you're not into mixing severed heads with your naked chicks...well, this might be one RetroNudity clip you should just pass on by.

· "Re-Animator" (imdb.com)
· "Re-Animator" (celebcap.net)

Jillian Toby Gets Hot And Steamy In "Night Watcher"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

True, Halloween is but a (semi)distant memory—but that doesn't mean that we can't enjoy a good horror flick. Especially one with a shower scene as steamy as this one.

· "Night Watcher" (imdb.com)
· Jillian Toby in "Night Watcher" (celebcap.net)

"Vampiress": Waiting To Impale

Gram Ponante — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

We try to steer you right here at Fleshbot, even when our judgment is momentarily clouded by personal friendships, advertising dollars, or cocaine. That is why we'll tell you that "Vampiress" is a horrible movie but it has its charms.

Ava Rose and girlfriends go on a birthday adventure to Raven Castle, whispered to have been the home of a legendary vampiress. In flashbacks, we see dark, lush beauty Audrey Bitoni working her evil. Back in the present day, however, the party girls are having visions and finding clues hinting at the castle's bloodthirsty former inhabitants.

The reason "Vampiress" is worth watching is because the sex is candlelit and bodice-rippy, performed by dusky hippy beauties like Rose, Bitoni, Gianna Lynn, Raveness, and Amber Rayne (with the blonde Alexis Texas thrown in as a ringer).

But it is almost Eon McKai-level bad with mind-numbing dialogue and cougar vampire Raveness (from 1472, no less), bouncing between bad period dialogue and lines like "Work that fuckin' pussy, baby." The nail in the coffin is when we get to hear director Marcus London's stage directions ("Ava, turn your head this way"). In a way, "Vampiress" is comforting in that porn can still look the way people who've never seen porn think it does, based on everything they've heard.

Sadly, I did not see the boom mic.

I have had this movie on my To Do list since last year's Halloween Week collection, and am surprised it is still available for purchase. Like a vampiress, "Vampiress" should only be seen at night.

· The Vampiress (thevampiress.com)
· Buy "The Vampiress" (tlavideo.com)

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"Wrong Turn 3": Left For Dead Sexy

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:30:00 EDT

So maybe straight-to-DVD horror flick "Wrong Turn 3" didn't manage to get Eliza Dushku to return to the series. So what? They still managed to get stellar ~~actress~~ breast owner Louise Cliffe to strut her stuff.

And if you need more than that to convince you to watch a movie, well, maybe you just shouldn't be watching low budget, straight-to-DVD horror movies, then. Uh...so there!

· "Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead" (imdb.com)
· Louise Cliffe and Janet Montgomery in "Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

"Children Of The Corn" Get Frisky

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Well, we feel out of the loop: not only did we have no idea that there was a remake of "Children of the Corn"—we were doubly unaware that the unrated version has sex in it.

Well, the important thing is that we figured it all out, right? And, uh, that we finally figured out what we're doing this weekend—provided, of course, that we can find someone to hold our hand during the scary parts. Any volunteers?

· "Children of the Corn" (imdb.com)
· Zita Vass in "Children of the Corn" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

"Dismal": Eat Out—Or Be Eaten

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 10:30:00 EDT

The tagline for indie cannibal flick "Dismal" informs us that we must choose to eat or be eaten—though from the looks of this steamy clip, it looks like eating out is another option on the table.

We'll have some of what they're having, please. (Can we get that to go, do you think?)

· "Dismal" (imdb.com)
· "Dismal" (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

Joanna Angel To Be Featured In (Non-Porn) Horror Movie

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Fans of Joanna Angel are no doubt aware of the Fleshbot Supreme Commandress's fascination with horror movies—and if you're not, check out "The Re-Penetrator" and "The XXXorcist" from your local adult video store, pronto.

So it comes as no surprise to learn that our fair commandress has been cast in Las Vegas-based zombie flick "Haunting Kira," especially given that her character description amounts to "Cindy Sinn, who seduces another female character in the stall of a bar bathroom."

Yep, that sounds like the (non-porn) role that Joanna was born to play.

· Adult Star Joanna Angel Joins Haunting Kira cast (xtube.com)
· Thumbnail star: Joanna Angel (ztod.com)

Sita Young's Demonic Toplessness Rounds Out "The Last Resort"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

If we've learned one thing from years of watching horror movies, it's that being possessed tends to make women want to take off their tops (kinda like when they're suffering from the Baader-Meihoff complex.).

Which, if you ask us, is a pretty good strategy for whoever's doing the possessing. After all, a topless girl is way more appealing than one who's throwing up pea soup, right? And it's easier to catch flies with honey than, uh, regurgitated pea soup.

· "The Last Resort" (imdb.com)
· "The Last Resort" (celebcap.net)

"Nightmare On Elm Street" Remake To Feature Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

You could make a horror movie without topless girls...but what would be the point? We're pleased to report that Sam Bayer's "Nightmare on Elm Street" remake will, indeed, feature boobs—and if you're an attractive woman, age 18-27, with some free time next week, those boobs could be yours!

EXTRAS CALL #1: A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

Joan Philo casting is searching for a special scene for, "A Nightmare on Elm St," a feature film directed by Sam Bayer. We are searching for attractive women, 18 to 27, who are comfortable working topless in a tasteful pool party scene. This scene is a non-speaking "special extra" role and will be filmed with the utmost respect. The location of this scene is in the suburbs (exact location TBD). This scene is a three-night commitment, June 1st, 2nd , & 3rd (night can start as early as in the afternoon and will shoot until sunup the next day) You must be available all three nights to be considered.

If you are interested please e-mail us a recent color photo (in swimwear) along with your height/weight/age/address and phone number to: noe.extras@gmail.com

In the subject of the e-mail please put "Special extra role."

This scene is being cast very quickly! Once we receive your photos we will contact you to come and meet with us.

Note: For your privacy and confidentiality please do not send us any nude photos.

**Joan Philo casting has cast tasteful nude and partial nude scenes in the past (Mad Dog and Glory, Prison Break pilot) successfully and in good taste. You will be treated very well on set.

Thank you and we look forward to receiving your photos.
Joan

· "Special" Extras Needed For Elm Street (nightmareonelmstreetmovie.com)
· "A Nightmare on Elm Street" (imdb.com)
· Thumbnail: Julianna Guill's "Friday the 13th" toplessness

Riley Steele Swims Into The Mainstream With Role In "Piranha 3-D"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 14 May 2009 14:00:00 EDT

We've long known that there's something about Riley Steele—and we're not the only ones who feel that way. The perky, blond Digital Playground star just landed a role in a mainstream movie.

And yes, it's a horror film, and yes, Riley plays a stripper (and one who gets killed off, to boot)—but we're still excited to see her name alongside the likes of Elisabeth Shue, Ving Rhames, Dina Meyer, Jerry O'Connell, Christopher Lloyd, and Richard Dreyfus. (Though we'd be even more excited to see some of those names alongside Riley's in a Digital Playground production.)

For the curious: Riley plays Crystal, "a stripper hell-bent on having a good time." At some point in the movie, a piranha comes out of her mouth. Frankly, that's enough to get us hooked—how about you?

· "Piranha 3-D" (imdb.com)
· Riley Steele Onboard for Hollywood's 'Piranha 3-D' Remake (avn.com)
· Image of Riley Steele courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Tommy Pistol Returns... With Monsters In Tow

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Aramis Sartorio (better known as Tommy Pistol, one of the funniest men in porn) is making a new movie. Alas, it's not a porno—but it is a horror flick, which is almost as good.

The film's description, direct from Tommy:

After setting out to research an unknown section of the great lakes in Michigan, four adventurous students find themselves battling crazed rednecks, and something lurking in the water that hasn't evolved in over 250 million years. This pre-historic parasitic monster has turned the once quintessential eco-system in this small town flat on it's back and all living creatures are soon finding themselves prey to it. Initially distracted by the good time they are having and the loss of their friend's brother in a sick and twisted unexplained accident only a month before they find themselves trapped in a gruesome situation as old as time itself- will they kill or be killed? They will discover that this evolution phenomenon is as deep and wide and dark as the great lake they came to research—if they survive.

The teaser trailer is above. We hear he's currently seeking funding—invest now, while you still can!

Julianna Guill Continues Tradition Of Horror Movie Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Horror movies are usually good for two things: lots of gore and lots of tits (the horror movies we go to, anyway). And it looks like the new "Friday the 13th" kept with tradition.

This damsel—who we assume is, at some point in the movie, in some sort of distress—is played by the lovely Juliana Guill. We hadn't heard of her before... but we're definitely looking forward to seeing much, much more of her in the future. If you know what we mean.

(And we're kinda betting you do.)

· Julianna Guill Topless in Friday the 13th (boobieblog.com)

Tommy Pistol Brings Back The Alt Horror Sex Comedy With "Attack Of The Staph Spider"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Have you been longing for a gross out sex horror-comedy? Are your copies of "The XXXorcist" and "The Re-Penetrator" scratched and skipping from overplay? Well, good news: Tommy Pistol has just the thing for you.

"Attack of the Staph Spider" tells the tale of a porn shoot that gets derailed when one of the lovely starlets gets bit by the mysterious and menacing staph spider during a smoke break. True, it's more of a short than a feature, and more horror than hardcore—but it's got enough girls and gore to both turn your stomach and titillate. Not that we'd expect less from Tommy Pistol or his stellar cast (which includes alt faves Daisy Sparks, Gia Paloma, and Eon McKai).

[Fair warning: when we say it's gross, we mean it's really pretty gross (a certain editrix could not sit through the entire video). But hey, if that's your thing, enjoy!]

· Attack of the Staph Spider!!! (blog.kanearmy.com)

Fetish, Gore, Horror... And Jax

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:30:01 EST

When we're watching a movie, someone's hanging from a hook, or getting their tongue ripped in half, we get incredibly squeamish. But we're not Jax, who does that kind of stuff for fun.

Blueblood has an interview up with heavily modded model Jax, who, yes, has a split tongue and whole lotta piercings—and happens to really, really love horror movies. And in addition to her fascinating thoughts on the topic of bod mods and horror, she also happens to be featured in a pretty slamming gallery. Best of both worlds, right?

· Jax - The Horror and Gore Interview (blueblood.net)
· Jax PVC Dress Body Mods photo gallery (blueblood.net)

DVD: "The Sick & Twisted Horror Of Joanna Angel"

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:55:19 EDT

What if they made a horror porn movie without the porn? Evil genius Joanna Angel (or one of her slightly less evil minions at least) had that same thought, and since her company had already made two mostly horror movies already, how hard could it be? Burning Angel's genre classics "Re-Penetrator and "The XXXorcist" have edited down to scariest R-rated essence and re-packaged in a new DVD called "The Sick & Twisted Horror Of Joanna Angel." Watch below as Joanna herself explain the marketing potential of two films where hardcore smut takes a backseat to hardcore gore. It's kind of devious actually. Think of it as gateway porn—once you're hooked on the soft stuff, it's only a matter of time before you're coming on someone's tattoo.

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· Exxxtreme Close-Up: Joanna Angel (g4tv.com)
· Joanna Angel (joannaangel.com)
· Order: "The Sick & Twisted Horror Of Joanna Angel" (Amazon)

Jenna Jameson: Zombie Stripper

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:18:33 EST

It's actually a little unclear from this YouTube trailer whether Jenna Jameson is playing a zombie, a stripper, or some combination of the two, but if you're a filmmaker looking for the perfect movie pitch you really can't go wrong with a story that combines two of America's favorite cineplex icons—exotic dancers and the undead. Add a clawless performance by Robert "Feddy" Englund and nary a horror or porn fan could possibly resist. So what if it's going straight to video instead of the mall movie theater? Isn't that where all of Jenna's best work got its start?

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· Zombie Strippers - Trailer (YouTube, via horroryearbook.com)

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Orgy Of The Dead"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:32:18 EST

Of course you already know that Ed Wood is best known as the master director of classic sci-fi and sexual horror flicks, like "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and "Necromania." (No, we don't have any copies left.) But did you know he was also a novelist? Yes, he penned the classic "boy meets girl, boy takes girl to graveyard in the middle of the night, boy and girl are sadistically tortured by the dancing undead slaves of the Ruler of the Dark" love story, also known as "Orgy of the Dead." Naturally, his screenplay was turned into a movie where Ed's mixture of high camp, big bosomed lady vamps, and awesome fight scenes could be better appreciated. Check out this scene where the tension is so thick you could cut it like a rubber kitchen knife cuts bra straps.

· Orgy of the Dead (1965) (imdb.com)
See also: · Orgy of the Dead (screenshot gallery @ Flickr)
· See more Orgy of the Dead @ YouTube

Previously: Sexploitation Archive

Nothing Can Prepare You For "The Texas Vibrator Massacre"

DCypher — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:26:59 EST

In a vast sea of prettified porn, one tattoo-smeared renegade has set out to defy convention, and to date Rob Rotten desrves credit for two noteworthy additions to the annals of porn history: his "Porn Of The Dead" is one of (if not the) classics of hardcore zombie smut, and his take on the POV blowjob genre "Swallow My Children" was one of our favorite flicks of last year, even if it probably would've sold volumes anyway thanks to its title alone.

After a brief retirement to race dirt bikes, Rotten is back to prove that no one does horror porn better with the release of "The Texas Vibrator Massacre", which stars Ruby Knox, Daisy Tanks, Gia Paloma, Roxy DeVille, Jaime Elle, and Bella Lynn — none of whom were actually harmed (much less massacred) during the production. The vibrators, however, are another story.

· Rob Rotten's Punx Productions (punxproductions.com)
· "The Texas Vibrator Massacre" (metrointeractive.com)

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Previously: Rob Rotten's "Swallow My Children": Yes, It's A Comedy, DVD: "Anal Swine", Porn Vegas Dispatch: Rob Rotten Is Actually A Very Nice Young Man

XXXUploads Gets HaxXx0r3d

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:48:57 EDT

In a monumental disaster for lovers of free porn—in other words, everyone—online hooligans took down video sharing site XXXUploads over the weekend, resulting in the loss of all of their content. All the blowjobs and threeways and rabbit fucking clips ... gone. The site has already started work on the long, slow process of rebuilding its inventory, but thousands of dirty clips have forever been lost to the digital gods—and for us that means a good deal of our Flesh Flicks archives are now obsolete. We apologize for any broken videos you may encounter while trawling our archive, but try not to take your frustrations out on your poor laptop. The best thing you can do at this point is remain calm and keep sharing your own videos with the world—otherwise the hackers will have won. We'll never understand what kind of sick monster would take joy in robbing the world of porn, but we think there's a special place for them in interweb hell, where miscreants are forced to watch blinking text, click endless pop-up ads, and wait for bad MySpace layouts to load for all eternity.

· XXXUploads (xxxuploads.com)

As as a sign of solidarity, here's a lesbian sleepover to get the ball rolling again.

· Lesbian Sleepover

Upload More on the hackery @ : GhettoWebmaster.com"Online Jihad: Porn site hacked on Easter Sunday"

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives