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more about #straight more comments → Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more » -
#dvdreview
Kaylani Lei Is A Twist With A Twist In "The Accidental Hooker"
Viewers who watch this feature all the way through will be rewarded with a twist ending uncharacteristic of porn movies. I say this as a favor to this movie's producers, because I can't say that everything leading up to the twist is the best a talented group of people can do. Still, you can watch this in a double feature with "Kiss Attack" and not regret the evening. More » -
#tehfuture
Sure, some might think that this debate about having sex with a robot hooker is just a silly thing to laugh over while you're enjoying a pint or two—but as we've told you before, questions like this are going to be very serious ones in the future. So isn't it better you take the time to clarify your own position on the matter now? (asylum.com; thumbnail via Obscene Machines) -
#hardcore
Reality Kings Go Down (To Brazil), Again
Caipirinhas, condoms, and copious tanlines, of course, always lead our thoughts back to old Brazil. The site Reality Kings.com is a Miami-based affair that regularly travels to places like Mar Cazador (The Married Sea) in Guaruja to find the most delightful hookers. That Fleshbot chose to hold its editorial retreat at the Bogue Chitto Water Park this year instead only adds to our wanderlust. More » -
#thisweekinpressreleases
Breaking: Dessarae Bradford Is Not A Hooker
It's been a while since we last caught up with Dessarae Bradford, everyone's favorite alleged Baldwin-boinking Colin Farell stalkee and media gadfly—but if you've been as curious to know what she's been up to as we are, you'll be happy to know that she's been freshly exonerated of all prostitution and loitering charges by a Hollywood criminal court this week. We must have missed a press release somewhere, since we didn't know that she had been arrested in the first place—but we definitely didn't miss the one she sent out today, which we're sharing with you after the jump so she can tell you the whole story in her own inimitable style. (Trust us, we couldn't make up stuff like this if we tried.) More » -
#eliotspitzer
The Curious Case Of Client No. 9: An Honest To Goodness Political Sex Scandal
While the world waits to see whether he'll resign or not, media commentators, politicians, and even prostitutes are all theorizing, debating, and psychoanalyzing New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. The (formerly) rising political star with presidential ambitions has been identified as the target of a federal prostitution investigation that may leave him open to several serious criminal charges. It's still not clear whether he will be indicted or forced to resign and the talk has ranged from how to pay for hookers to the rules of impeachment to the Mann Act to Hillary Clinton's campaign strategy. But there's one big question that every single person is asking: How dumb is Eliot Spitzer? More » -
#sexwork
The holidays can be a lonely time of year ... unless you're a hooker! How do you think all those lonely people make it to the new year without killing themselves? -
#sexwork
Interview With A Call Girl: "You're Being Raped For Money"
Allow us to climb up on our high horse for just a moment to tell you about an interview in the UK Guardian with a woman in her 50s who works as a prostitute. It's all tied to the the return of "Diary of a Call Girl", the Billie Piper TV drama that caused such a ruckus a few months ago because it seemed to glamorize hookers. Nothing in the interview is particularly new or insightful—but it's still remarkable in that even though we've come across a lot of anti-sex work screeds, this is one might be the most biased and inflammatory one yet. More » -
#hookers
A reverend in the town of Whitewood, South Dakota (population: 800) wants to change the name of Hooker St., because he thinks it's offensive—even though it was named after Civil War General "Fighting" Joe Hooker and the address is only used by one resident. Which also proves once again that there is nothing better to do in South Dakota. (ap.google.com) -
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#videogames
Remember "Hot Coffee," the Grand Theft Auto sex hack? Apparently, Take-Two Interactive is finally about to settle that pesky lawsuit brought by all those pissed off prudes. The preliminary settlement offers $35 to customers who can provide proof of purchase and swear on their mom's Game Boy that the sexy mini-game actually upset them. What do we get for being upset that we couldn't get the stupid hack to work on our system? (macworld.com, more @ Kotaku) -
#pornofthemoment
"Busty Hookers" Takes Its Place In The Pantheon
Of the many awards bestowed in last week's Nightmoves convention in Tampa (by all accounts a fun time, though we have never been offered airline tickets, free hotel and transportation, and happy ending massages from stern but grateful gator-wrasslin' women), none so captures the zeitgeist of the porn industry past and present than "Busty Hookers" winning an Editor's Choice award for Best Gonzo Release. Not since "Busty Hookers Who Are Also My Bartender" have we felt the stars align so fluidly. More »



