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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Yes, ignore the old wives' tales about drinking what you drank to get drunk, or loading up on hot coffee and cold showers: a nice dose of pornstar punana is the only thing that'll get you back in action. Hey, we're feeling better already, just looking at the video still.

· Buy "Bettie XOXO" (gamelink.com)

Take, for example, her latest movie release, "Double Krossed." Releasing this week, the film is a murder mystery revolving around the story of sexy twins (our favorite kind!). Kayden flexes her thespian muscles by playing both roles—the actress murdered by a psycho and the grief stricken sibling in search of justice who shared the zygote. Like a pornographic Nancy Drew, our curvy maneater pokes around her sister's past, uncovering cliché revelations that fall tragically short of being, say, David Lynch-level intriguing, but which otherwise hit the mark by serving to tie Kayden's steamy sex scenes together convincingly enough—a feat to which some blue screen directors still (sadly) aspire.

In addition to our favorite blond equestrian, "Double Krossed" also stars Holly Wellin, Marie McCray, Eden Adams, Stephanie Cane, and Brooke Scott. Holly turns in an uninhibited anal scene with a wicked smile, Brooke sucks mean cock, and Stephanie looks great modeling a throbbing love stick in her tiny jay-jay. But in the end it's really Kayden we came to see, in back to back performances with Eric Everhard.

Keep 'em cumming, Kayden baby. We can't turn our eyes away.

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)

Shot by Jim Powers, "Fuck Truck" at the very least has some larger-than-a-car conveyance in each scene, and I guess you could say that the movie, filmed in part as a behind the scenes look at a recent tour of the punk band The Bad Samaritans, is a kind of travelogue.

And without "Fuck Truck," the world probably wouldn't have been allowed to see cutting room floor footage of the impaired Holly Wellin cavorting in the desert. You'd think she went to Wellesley College!

And it's not that Brooke Scott, Cassidy Blue, Desire Moore, and Holly Wellin aren't exactly the type of people I'd want along on a road trip, I just think that having a truck in each scene is a weak concept for a porn movie. Unless the talent is having sex with the truck.

· Buy "The Fuck Truck" (jerkoffzone.com)

From the press release: "I was sitting around thinking in all my years in the biz, all the sex scenes I've done, what is the best part of the experience, the ultimate? Well, that would be when one girl is sucking my cock and another is eating my ass. Or, one girl sitting on my face and the other eating my ass. Or, two girls eating my ass at once... you get the idea! I thought, 'why not make a movie about it?' And so Asseaters Unanimous 16: Dinner for Two was born."

We assure you that these are Before photos.

"Asseaters Unanimous 16" also stars Jandi Lin, Jada Fire, Angel Eyes, Naudia Nyce, Darryl Hanah, Flower Tucci, Carolyn Reese, Roxy DeVille, Adrianna Nicole, Holly Wellin, Dana DeArmond, and Paris Gables.

We are sorry that we have nothing else to tell you about this movie, since we're already late for dinner for the rest of our lives.

· Evolution Distribution (evolutiondist.com)

· Chatsworth Pictures (chatsworthpictures.com)
· "Mandinka Parties" (jerkoffzone.com)

But I don't think Daisy Tanks has parents; I think she sprang fully pierced from the ground.

Read our review of the punk rock document "Little Runaway 2" after the gap.

Little Runaway 2

Studio: Powersville
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Daisy Tanks, Desire Moore, Scarlett Pain, Paris Gables, Holly Wellin, Rob Rotten, Drehyden, Jenner

Review by: Gram Ponante

One of my favorite directors is Jim Powers, whose punk rock and pop culture sensibilities always find a way into any movie he directs.

But he always stays removed enough so that his earnestness never backfires on him. In other words, he never succumbs to the notion that he's making art when he's in the entertainment business.

That is not to say that the non-porn elements of his movies aren't compelling; in fact, they are usually the most watchable non-porn scenes in porn. They are just not redolent of the director's need to justify his career in Filth.

Sometimes the pendulum swings so far back into the "entertainment" category that he leaves the camera on during painful backstage episodes. His Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes series captures many of these, but porn is such a playground of morbidity in general that there's an undercurrent of it in every movie he does. If fans of mainstream porn call what he does exploitive, he might argue that all porn is exploitive.

So what does somebody like Powers do when he makes a movie around a subject — punk rock — that he genuinely cares about? Little Runaway 2 is definitely a dirtier, sexier movie — the sex scenes, anyway — than any of the altporn Powers compares it to in his press releases, although companies criticizing "Alt" at this point (Adam & Eve's Independent Adult Cinema has been doing it recently) is like beating a dead horse.

A series of scenes revolving around last year's Punkfest 2007, Little Runaway 2 features people with the hair and the wardrobe and tattoos that seem more integral to their personalities than the poseurware Powers et al have an issue with.

Daisy Tanks, Scarlett Pain, and Paris Gables really walk the walk and fuck the fuck, rutting in dirty warehouses, buses, and on questionable mattresses. The movie also features performances by several angrily aging punk bands, including Powers' own, Killroy.

I could have done without these performances, but real fans of SoCal punk, especially those who wouldn't normally buy porn movies, might well love this as a pretty reliable document. In the behind the scenes featurette Powers captures drunkenness and belligerence, as per usual, and Rob Rotten's scenes with Daisy Tanks and Scarlett Pain made me think of alleys and back rooms of every dive-y, dangerous club I've ever found my feet sticking to the floor of. And that's a good feeling.

But the "Clockwork Orange" riff at the beginning of the movie falls flat; I'm sure there was a reason to use those Kubrickian sets and costumes beyond their availability from The Violation of Chelsie Rae, but availability of the sets seemed the primary reason.

(And the droogs in the previous movie were women, which was a plus.)

In the end, Powers is filming his friends, with some sex representative of their lifestyle thrown in. In that I would want to do similar things to Scarlett Pain as Rob Rotten does, Little Runaway 2 reaches into my Gordon Lightfoot/Ronnie James Dio world and makes me regret tossing out that mattress I got scabies on.

· Jim Powers (mrfilth.com)
· Buy "Little Runaway 2" (jerkoffzone.com)

The winner last time around was Eddyvale, who provided a Euro rhyming slang WWFRD entry, and has thus upped our art quotient to qualify Fleshbot for NEA funding.

(Note: This boxcover was so asstastic that it was changed before it was released to the public.)

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