Fleshbot: straight, holidays

Your Euro XXXmas Goose: "A Fucking Christmas Dinner"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:00:01 EST

Since I go home for the holidays, Private's team of leggy and melon-scented pornstresses gave me a ballseye view of how they celebrate Christ's birth on the continent - by fucking on the table. It truly is a wonderful life.

You know how when you do your missionary work in countries where they have never seen a Honda or television and they bring you local delicacies that you would never eat but you are doubly touched by the effort? This is how I felt when the gloriously nude Mandy Bright, playing "Mrs. Miller," somehow manifested a cellphone whilst applying jellies to her supple form, called her son while the latter was being blown in a car, and informed him to get home soon because "The Spencers" were coming over.

Their English is awful, but so much better than my Magyar would be, and in a way reduces anyone's go-to gripe about porn acting to nothing; all these people need to do is get from Point A to Point B (Point B being a double-anal creampie delivered within inches of a turkey) and, if some halting English makes these stunning Baltic beauties seem more human, then I have no problem.

I wish only that they would be as indulgent of me when I try to discuss "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" in their native tongue.

Well, the Spencers arrive but the only real eating is out, if you know what I mean. And I think you do. So while there isn't too much dinner in this movie, there sure is a lot of fucking. And that, I think, is the true meaning of Christmas.

· Private (private.com)
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It's National Masturbation Month... Are You Ready To Fap It?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 01 May 2009 13:00:00 EDT

There are many reasons to love May: Mother's Day, Memorial Day weekend, the first few hints of summer weather—but the most important one of all is that it's National Masturbation Month.

Yes, it is that time again: and though we're sure most of you don't really need a special month to teach you about your special place, why not take some time to celebrate the greatest love of all? (And if you happen to let your celebration continue beyond the month of May, well, we're pretty sure that's okay too.)

Learning to Love Yourself More: Sure, most of us learn the techniques of self pleasure through trial and error—but reading up on technique might give you some ideas for how to switch things up, or even help you find your new favorite thing. Em and Lo's "Sex: How to Do Everything""Joy of Sex" both have sections on masturbation; Jamye Waxman's "Getting Off" is, quite literally, a guide to masturbation for women (it even says so in the title!). And if you'd prefer to spare some trees, Let's Masturbate and About.com offer all sorts of good info online.

The Girl (Or Boy) With The Most Toys: You may not need a toy to get off, but this is a masturbation celebration, so why not go the extra mile and give your parts the very best? Our favorite toys include the SaSi, the Babeland Nubby G, the GiGi, the Curve, and the Tristan plug—but any toy that makes you feel tingly is a good pick as far as we're concerned.

Little Help? True, you can hardly click a hyperlink without running into some free porn; but to truly make the most of the month, choose quality over quantity. Some of our top picks for DVDs include "Bad Girls," "Champion," and "The New Romantix." (Though if you're feeling strapped for cash in these recessiony times, our Flesh Flicks are always here for you.)

Come Together: If celebrating by yourself doesn't feel special enough, why not join in with a group? Masturbate-A-Thons are scheduled this month in Portland and San Francisco (where Crush Object April Flores will be co-hosting). Can't get to either of these celebrations? Get a few friends together and host your own!

And remember: there's no wrong way to celebrate National Masturbation Month... as long as you're masturbating.

· Thumbnail star: Yurizan Beltran (incrediblecontent.com)

Globes For The Globe Make Earth Day More Boobtastic!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Maybe it's just us, but we've found that we always learn better when there are boobs in the mix. So Globes for the Globe makes it way easier to remember how to be green.

Now if only someone would make a site like this to teach us French, or remind us to do our laundry or something. That would be so sweet (and make us vastly more productive, too!).

· Globes For The Globe (globesfortheglobe.com)

Living The High Life: Happy 420 From Some Ganja Lovin' Girls

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We would be slightly remiss if we let April 20th pass without at least one post on, you know, that "420" thing.

Lucky for us, our friends at Altporn.net are slightly more diligent than we are when it comes to this whole "marijuana" thing, and have rounded up not one, not two, but four smokin' hotties to help celebrate the high holiday. Who said stoners were lazy?

· 420 Girls: Lexi Belle Interview (altporn.net)
· 420Girls: Brooke Banner Interview (altporn.net)
· BurningAngel: Baby Sinead Getting High (altporn.net)
· EroticBPM: Bonnie Behind the 420 Store (altporn.net)

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Previously: "Bong Load Girls" Are 420 (And Fellatio)-Friendly, A Hit Of Kayden Faye Would Do Us Nicely

A Very Altporn Easter

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:30:01 EDT

If you're anything like us, you spent yesterday getting wasted on Cadbury creme eggs and passing out in front of the TV. If only we could have spent the holiday with one of these girls.

Call us crazy, but a girl-on-girl egg fight sounds like a way better time than anything our family would ever get up to on Easter. Throw in one of these naked tattooed bunny girls... and, well, you've got a celebration worth coming back from the dead for.

· Happy Easter (ithinkthatshot.com)

Fleshbot's Gadget-Free Valentine's Gift Guide

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:00:00 EST

Yesterday, we teamed up with Gizmodo and gave you the very gadgetiest Valentine's recommendations we could think of. But not everyone wants a very geeky V-Day—so we're back today with a few more tips.

For the literary types: Is there anything better than spending an evening in bed with a good lover and a good book? Spending an evening in bed with a good lover and a good book... full of dirty pictures. "Burning Angel: The Book" and "SuicideGirls: Beauty Redefined" are more than happy to sate your cravings for the hot, nude, and tattooed; while "Nerve: The First Ten Years" mixes smart words with sexy pictures. Looking for a little education with your smut? Em and Lo's "Sex: How To Do Everything" may be just the gift you need.

For the lingerie types: Yes, lingerie on Valentine's Day is cheesy and a cliche, but it's for a very good reason: lingerie is hot. Should you choose to go the bra and panties route, skip Victoria's Secret and head straight for Agent Provocateur. Hey, if it's good enough for Maggie Gyllenhall, it's good enough for you.

For the porntastic types: Sure, you could spend your V-Day fapping to some free Flesh Flicks—but why not splurge and spend a little cash on some quality fare? Our top recommendations for this very special Valentine's include "Stoya Sexy Hot," "XOXO Joanna Angel," and "Champion."

· Thumbnail: Faye "Valentine" Reagan enjoys a quiet night with Dane Cross (naughtyamerica.com)

Finally, Someone Found A Way To Make Groundhog Day Hot

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 16:30:01 EST

Lest you forget, we'd like to remind you that today isn't just a day of commemorating Evan Stone's massive member: it's also a day for celebrating groundhogs and their magic powers.

Now, many of us live far away from groundhogs, and aren't able to experience the true thrill of a groundhog seeing its shadow (or not). If you happen to find yourself in that tragic situation, we hope this video will offer you some comfort. Sure, a babe in a fur coat and lingerie isn't quite the same as Punxsutawney Phil—but if you ask us, she's just as good at predicting changes in the, er, weather.

· Groundhog Day (youtube.com, via urlesque.com)

February Appreciation Month: Celebrating The Month Of Love

Evelyn Leigh — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 13:00:00 EST

Getting tired of the cold and gray winter? Yeah, so are we. So it's a good thing that it's February, and there's a whole new set of holidays—and reasons to turn up the heat inside the sheets!

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to show your love—not only is Valentine's Day around the corner, we're also smack in the middle of National Weddings Month. Spending your February alone? Well, there's always Love Your Pet Day—or you could try having some fun on Carnival Day, or Tennis Day, or...

Well, however you get your jollies this month, one thing's for sure: we're quite happy that it's finally February—we don't even have to wait for No Brainer Day to tell you that!

Black History Month

Top Ten: Our Favorite Black Female Pornstars

National Cherry Month

FB Crush Object: Cherri Cola

National Weddings Month
Congratulations, Sasha Grey!

February 8: Boy Scout Day

Alektra Blue Boy Scout

February 9: Toothache Day

FFM at the Dentist (megaporn.com)

February 11: White T-Shirt Day
Jennifer Aniston Gets Us all Wet

February 13: Get a Different Name Day

Flesh Flick: A Faye By Any Other Name
Flesh Flick: Katsumi By Any Other Name

February 14: National Organ Donor Day

Flesh Flick: Save A Life, Donate An Organ

February 14: Valentine's Day

Mia Stones Valentines Day Gift
Valentines Day Gifts 2008

February 16: President's Day

Is The First Couple a Fisting Couple?
Did Obamas Mama Get Naked For The Camera?
Pornographers For Obama

February 20: Love Your Pet Day
MandyisKinky Gallery

February 23: Tennis Day

Flesh Flick: Game, Set, Match

February 26: Carnival Day

Carnaval in Rio 2008

February 27: Polar Bear Day

FB Request: Babes in the Snow

February 27: No Brainer Day
FB Requests: Our Favorite Smarty Pants Pornstars

February 28: Public Sleeping Day

Top Ten Sleeping Sex Videos

Today in Transportation: "Slut Air"

pweasels — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:30:01 EST

We are very interested in finding out what airline schedules the “Slut Air” flights, how we go about making our reservations, and how the TSA copes with all the T&A.

We have already made plans to fly home for the Christmas holidays, but we are taking time off between National Hat Day (Jan 15) to Penguin Awareness Day (Jan 20), and we want to know what the security measures are like, what we can expect to be eating in first class, and if in fact there is an airline called "Quntas."

· Mr. X Productions (www.mrxproductions.com)
· Buy "Slut Air Flight Three" (gamelink.com)

Celebrate Repeal Day... With Naked Babes!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 11:30:10 EST

As you're all no doubt aware from our December Appreciation Month post, today is Repeal Day, which celebrates the repeal of prohibition. Over at Blueblood, they're celebrating the occasion with a lovely gallery of Rachel Face. Of course, today also happens to be Bathtub Party Day... think there's any chance that Rachel will come over to the office and help us celebrate that one, too? (blueblood.com)

December Appreciation Month: Let The Celebrations Begin!

Evelyn Leigh — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:00:20 EST

Finally, at long last, the end of the year is (almost) here—and what an exciting year it's been! December is, of course, the month of giving; and being the selfless people that we are, we plan to keep on giving you all as much porn as you could possibly desire. As the snow starts to fall and the carols are sung, the excitement builds for that holiday of holidays, Christmas. But let us not forget all of the little celebrations that get overlooked as we all wait impatiently for that moment when Santa shows up with all our new toys. After all, who can forget the something as fundamental as Roots Day? Or Bathtub Party Day? Get out the bubbles and jump on in, because we've got some serious celebrating to do this month!

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November 5: Bathtub Party Day

Rub A Dub Dub: Top Ten Sex In The Tub Videos

December 5: Repeal Day: The 21st Amendment ends Prohibition

Flesh Flicks: Happy "Accidents"

December 7: National Cotton Candy Day

Sex Circus (Megaporn.com)

December 8: Take it in the Ear Day

Ear Fetish Videos

December 12: National Ding-a-Ling Day

We Can't Believe You Went There

December 13: Ice Cream Day
AssSmoothie.com(via askjolene)
Ass Smoothie On Demand

December 14: International Children's Day

The Second Times A Charm: "Not the Bradys: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

Decenber 15: Bill of Rights Day

Tyra Takes on Sex Work

December 16: National Chocolate Covered Anything Day

Top Ten Sexy Messy Videos

December 21: Humbug Day
Turn That Frown Upside Down: Smiling, Happy Naked Girls

December 21: National Flashlight Day

Fleshlights

December 23: Roots Day

The Asian Blonde Roundup

December 25: Christmas Day

Santa and His Elves pt 2 (Megaporn.com)

December 26: Boxing Day

Ariel X vs Samantha Sin (Fleshbot Babes)
Ultimate Surrender Wants You (To Watch)

December 28: Card Playing Day

Flesh Flick: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear

Decmber 31: Make Up Your Mind Day

Two Pornstars To Rule Them All: Meet Your New Leaders

Decmber 31: New Years Eve

Bunny via Gothic Sluts

November Appreciation Month: Let's Give Thanks For All The Porn

Evelyn Leigh — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:00:00 EST

Time to start bundling up! Amazingly, it's November already—we wouldn't have believed it if it wasn't for the chilly weather that's already set in. Start raking the leaves and unpacking your sweaters, cause fall is here to stay. But hey, look on the bright side: when it gets cold outside, that's just all the more reason to stay cuddled up inside. (And though it may seem like a ways away, we suggest you get mentally prepared for the family gatherings at the end of the month. Despite what that MILF porn may have led you to believe, family time does not equal porn time—so get as much in as possible before making that dreaded trip home for Thanksgiving.) Let's roll right into November—National Sleep Comfort Month, Game and Puzzle Week and more are all waiting after the jump!

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Aviation History Month
Pilot Enjoys Pounding Tight Stewardess Asshole

International Drum Month
Making Beautiful Music Together: Girls And Their Instruments

National Adoption Awareness Month

FILF:Fathers Finally Get Their Due
MILF's

National Model Railroad Month

AmoraAngels(artnudegalleries.com)

Native American Heritage Month
Carmen Heart(CarmenHeart.com)
Tenement Life: Carmen Hart Is "The Girl In 6C"

National Sleep Comfort Month
Schlafende kleine nutte (pornkolt.com)
While You Were Sleeping: Top Ten Sleep Sex Videos
Sleep Fetish Smut

Week 1 Chemistry Week
Professor is Rewarded(Megarotic.com)

Week 3 Game and Puzzle Week

The Mammary Game

November 1: All Saint's Day
Flesh Flick:Here In Heaven

November 4: King Tut Day

Classic Photoplay: Privates Cleopatra

Nov 4: Election Day

Sarah Palin Chronicles
The Barack Obama Dildo

November 11:Veteran's Day
Flesh Flick: Army Fatigue
Porn In The Military:War Within A War

November 14: Operating Room Nurse Day
Nurses Gone Wild: Top Ten Nurse Sex Videos

November 17: Take A Hike Day
Girls Getting Naked In Public(Linda via publicsluts.com)

November 27: Pins and Needles Day

Illustrated Women: Girls with Tattoos(Masuimi Max)
Tattoos and Sex Go Together Like...Well, Tattoos and Sex

November 27: Thanksgiving
Juicy Amish Sex(Redtube.com)
Almost Pilgrim Porn

November 28: Black Friday
Flesh Flick: Shop Till You Drop

October Appreciation Month: Show Your Sexy Fall Colors

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:40:37 EDT

It's the first day of the new month—and we are so on the ball this time! Perhaps it's because we're always super-jazzed about turning the calendar page when October rolls around: Fall is in full swing, we can start planning our Halloween costumes, and we can practically taste those giants bags of candy that await us! Or maybe it has something to do with the fact that half of our senior editorial staff is celebrating birthdays this month (which we're sure is just a coincidence). Or maybe we're still feeling a little guilty that we gave September the fuzzy end of the lollipop. For whatever reason, there are plenty of sexy reasons to celebrate in the weeks ahead ... especially if we make them sexy. So grab your toothbrush and start whooping it up for Dental Hygiene Month and more after the jump.

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Computer Learning Month

A Series Of Sex "Tubes"

Dental Hygiene Month

Katrin Kozy: Toothbrush Babe
Toothbrushing video
Toothbrush Fetish: Paste Pumpers

Fire Prevention Month

Fountains Of Pleasure: A Tribute To Girls Who Squirt

National Cookbook Month

What's Cookin'? Top Ten Kitchen Sex Videos

National Cookie Month
Naughty Girl Scout Misty Anderson (teenchickpics.com)

National Roller Skating Month

Crash Into Me: "RollerDollz" Really Satisfies

Pasta Month

Nikki Nova (redclouds.com)

National Chemistry Week (October 17th-23rd)

National School Bus Safety Week (October 17th-23rd)

The Magic School Bus

National Business Women's Week (October 20th-26th)

Casual Sex Fridays

World Vegetarian Day (October 1)

Vagetarian Porn
How To: Make Your Own Veggie Vibrator
Flesh Flicks: Cucumber Love

World Teachers Day (October 5)

Higher Learning: Top Ten Classroom Sex Videos

National German-American Day (October 6)

Flesh Flicks: Got Milk Maids?

World Egg Day (October 8)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Bnaughty Vibrating Egg

National Angel Food Cake Day (October 10)

National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work and School Day (October 13)
Care Bear Sex (RedTube)
Teddy Babes

Be Bald and Be Free Day (October 14)

The Bald And The Beautiful: Shaved Head Girls Are Cool

No Beard Day (October 18)

Lesbians Shaving (RedTube)

National Mole Day (October 23)

Military Spies

Mrs. Ana Edson Taylor becomes first person to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel and survive. (October 24)

Plush Animal Lover's Day (October 28)

Hot Tail: Your Furry Schoolgirl Striptease Fantasy Finally Comes True

National Chocolate Day (October 28)
Mellie and Christine

Bring your Jack-O-Lantern to Work Day (October 29)

Pumpkin Porn

Halloween (October 31)

Our Last Halloween Post Ever (Promise!): Sluts Take Over Manhattan
Xanthia Doll (GothicSluts.com)
Scar @ Gothic Sluts

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Previously: September Appreciation Month: It's Never Too Late To Celebrate!

September Appreciation Month: It's Never Too Late To Celebrate!

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:35:25 EDT

We have a confession to make—we blew it this month. We had meant to make our monthly holiday appreciation posts a first day kind of thing, but something about the holiday of Labor got into our heads and we guess we took that day off. Actually, there's no excuse for this bout of lazy/forgetfulness—but thankfully, September is "Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month," so you can't complain. In the spirit of forgiveness and remembrance, however, we decided to honor all those days you missed out on over the past four weeks (while you still have a few hours left to enjoy them) and give you something to look forward to next year. As for October ... well shoot, that's tomorrow! Looks like we've got some work to do ...

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Library Card Sign-up Month

Flesh Flicks: File This One Away For Later

National Hispanic Heritage Month

Para Ti: Our Favorite Ladies Of Latin America
How Fuckable Is Your Country? Latin American Edition

Shameless Promotion Month

"Not Bewitched XXX": More Hype Than You Can Twitch Your Nose At

Pleasure Your Mate Month

Marital Aid Test Kitchen

National Singles Week (September 15th-21st)

Masturbation

National Clean Hands Week (September 15th-21st)

Stories With A Happy Ending: Top Ten Massage Sex Videos

Anniversary of the premiere of "Star Trek" (September 8, 1966)

XXX Trek: Even The Klingons Are Afraid
Leonard Nimoy Boldly Defends Full-Figured Women
William Shatner Does Playboy

Bald is Beautiful Day (September 8)

The Bald And The Beautiful: Shaved Head Girls Are Cool

Wife Appreciation Day (September 9)

Mothers Know Best (Even If They're Not Always Actual Mothers): Top Ten MILF Sex Videos

Video Games Day (September 12)

Ava And Mia Do "Halo 3"
Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does "Whorecraft"

National Student Day (September 16)

Higher Learning: Top Ten Classroom Sex Videos

Women's Friendship Day (September 16)

Sapphic Erotica Galleries

Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19)

Talk Like A Pirate (Or Just Fap Like One)
Pirates II Coverage

Hobbit Day (September 22)
Flesh Flicks: Size Doesn't Matter (Or Make Sense)

National Hunting and Fishing Day (September 25)
Flesh Flicks: Lesbians Ahoy!

Love Note Day (September 28)

Spice Up Your Sex Life The Cosmo Way

Chewing Gum Day (September 30)

Bubble Gum Porn: Chew On This

Rosh Hashanah (September 30)

The Chosen Ones: Jewish Girls In Porn

International Women's E commerce Days (September 18th-21st)
Club Jenna, Teravision, Joanna Angel, Melissa Midwest, Baby Sinead, etc.....

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Previously: August Appreciation Month: Hot And Sweaty, Just The Way We (Sorta) Like It

Happy (Belated) Bisexual Pride Day!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:35:09 EDT

It seems this past Tuesday was Bisexual Pride Day (also known as Celebrate Bisexuality Day), a special time for all bisexuals to come out, celebrate their identities, and have massive open orgies with other bisexuals. (Okay, so maybe we made that last part up. Wishful thinking!) We're not sure how we could have missed such an important event—maybe we got distracted by all that porn we were looking at?. But in any case, we want to let it be known that we here at Fleshbot have always been fervent supporters of going both ways (especially when we get to watch), and we've always believed that a celebration is better late than never. After the jump, discover some of our favorite ways to celebrate the joys of playing for both teams.

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· Bisexual scene two boys one girl (megarotic.com)

· Two bisexual babes and one dude! (megarotic.com)

· Preview: "The Bi Apple"
· "Shortbus" At Cannes

Bisexual Websites
· Bi And Bi: Danish Couple Is At It Again
· Bi Sex Land
· BiWitched

A Nut-Cracking Good Time

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:05:25 EDT

We know that it's not even Halloween yet—or even the Jewish New Year, for that matter—but it's never too soon to start thinking about the holidays. After all, the earlier your get your shopping done the bette—especially if your shopping plans include hiring an elf with some sort of keytar gun. And then there's the planning of your community production of "The Nutcracker" to worry about, which takes time energy and a wooden solider who isn't afraid to get dirty. Why does it only come but once a year?

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· "the nutcracker" (PornHub)

August Appreciation Month: Hot And Sweaty, Just The Way We (Sorta) Like It

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:50:55 EDT

We are heading into the home stretch of the dog days of summer, and have just about had our fill of 90 degree days and 110% humidity. Seriously: having a valid excuse to wander around our apartment naked all day is great and everything, but we also haven't been off our leather couch in three weeks and we're pretty sure our bare skin has permanently bonded with it. So how can we distract ourselves until fall rolls around? Well, we can always learn a new language or get that checkup we've been putting off. Or maybe we'll just go into a hypnotic trance for the next 31 days. As you'll see after the jump, August is good for doing all those things—and of course, it's also good for looking at porn too. Why waste the season waiting for Labor Day to roll around anyway?

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National Immunization Awareness Month

· Medical Curiosities: "Dr. Probe's Lab Of Perversion"
· Sasha Grey's Health Tips

Learn Japanese Month

· How To Talk Like A Dirty Geisha
· Fleshbot Archives for Japan, Japanese + Tentacles

National Inventor's Month

· The Chin Dong

Black Business Month

· Man and his secretary in the office (onlinesexportal.net)
· NicheFlixxx Helps Everyone Get Their Freak On
· Vanessa Blue, Ask For Her By Name
· "Why Interracial Porn is Stupid" (And Why We Agree)

World Breastfeeding Week (August 1st-7th)

· "feeding her man" (Megarotic)

Elvis Week (August 11th-19th)

· "Burnin' Love" (dvdempire.com, via)
· "Of Time And Passion" (movieroom.com)

National Resurrect Romance Week (August 12th-18th)

· "can't count how many guys" (PornHub)

National Aviation Week (August 13th-19th)

· Joining The Mile High Club (While Still On The Ground)

Sister's Day (August 1)

· Danielle & Tamara Kondratiuk and more Sisters

Hypnosis Day (August 2)

· (You Will Be Turned On By) Trance Providers: Erotic Hypnosis Videos

Coast Guard Day (August 3)

· "Two Blondes on a Boat"

National Gymnastics Day (August 5)

· Gymnast Sex (Megarotic)
· Flesh Flicks Classic Edition: Naked Romanian Gymnasts Forever!

National Friendship Day (August 6)

· Slumber Party! (video @ PornHub)

National Mustard Day (August 7)

· Hot Dog Girl (toxxxy.com)

Sandcastle Day (August 17)

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Hawaiian Statehood Day (August 21)

· Hawaii Porn Blog (hawaiipornblog.com)
· Nautica Thorn (1/4 Hawaiian)
· Mika Tan (Born in Honolulu)

Kiss and Make Up Day (August 25)

· The Single Best Thing To Happen At The AVN Expo This Year (Maybe Ever): Three Minutes And Nine Seconds Of Hot Girls Kissing Each Other
· Postcards From Las Vegas: Abby Winters Lesbian Makeout Session

Women's Suffrage Day (August 26)

· "tied and forced to orgasm" (RedTube)

Crackers Over The Keyboard Day (August 28) ((Ed note: Huh?))

· "fucked on desk" (Megarotic)

According to Hoyle Day (August 29)

· Erotic Playing Cards

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Previously: July Appreciation Month: Celebrate The Summer With Porn!

National Orgasm Day: The Only Fake Holiday That Really Matters

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:30:51 EDT

Over in the UK, someone has decided that today is National Orgasm Day—yes, already! Though it's about as legit a holiday as National Cheesecake Day, it does have one thing going for it: a fancy press release chock full of findings from the 2008 Orgasm Survey, which we're told is the UK's biggest and most comprehensive female orgasm survey ever. It seems the study has even uncovered some groundbreaking and sort of shocking information, such as: women have g-spots! And they don't always have orgasms during sex! And exercising those PC muscles really does help with orgasm!

We know that's a lot to digest. So while you're recovering from the shock of those revelations, we invite you to celebrate National Orgasm Day in a more traditional fashion: by watching some instructional videos about female orgasm. It may be a fake holiday—and a foreign one at that—but there's no reason we shouldn't celebrate it as well. Clips after the jump.

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mega orgasm (haporn.com)

Orgasm School (redtube.com)

Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide To The G-Spot

Personal Touch: Exploring the "O"

· 2008 Orgasm Survey (orgasmsurvey.co.uk; press release here)
· Thumbnail from "I Make It Rain"

Liberté, Egalité, And Confused Looking European People Having Sex In Fancy Costumes: Happy Bastille Day!

Jonnobot — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:25:02 EDT

We tried to find you some hot French Revolution porn to help celebrate Bastille Day today; we came up with this assortment of very odd 18th century "mature" cosplay smut instead. Hey, at least we tried. If you close your eyes, you can pretend they're at least speaking French if you want to—in fact, closing your eyes might be the best way to deal with this stuff anyway. (TGP/preview galleries @ retromature.com, via Ask Jolene)

Yet Another "Porn On The Fourth Of July" Headline

Jonnobot — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:45:12 EDT

While we're taking (most of) the day off today here at Fleshbot to have some intern water balloon fights, wave around a few Roman candles, and pop our big juicy weenies into some nice tender buns, pornstresses like Angelina Valentine and Fleshbot Supreme Comandress Joanna Angel will be ... uh, spending time with their friends and enjoying the festivities too. They really are just regular people, you know. (thenaughtyamerican.com)