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It's National Masturbation Month... Are You Ready To Fap It?
There are many reasons to love May: Mother's Day, Memorial Day weekend, the first few hints of summer weather—but the most important one of all is that it's National Masturbation Month. More » -
#boobs
Globes For The Globe Make Earth Day More Boobtastic!
Maybe it's just us, but we've found that we always learn better when there are boobs in the mix. So Globes for the Globe makes it way easier to remember how to be green. More » -
#holidays
Living The High Life: Happy 420 From Some Ganja Lovin' Girls
We would be slightly remiss if we let April 20th pass without at least one post on, you know, that "420" thing. More » -
#holidays
A Very Altporn Easter
If you're anything like us, you spent yesterday getting wasted on Cadbury creme eggs and passing out in front of the TV. If only we could have spent the holiday with one of these girls. More »
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#valentinesday
Fleshbot's Gadget-Free Valentine's Gift Guide
Yesterday, we teamed up with Gizmodo and gave you the very gadgetiest Valentine's recommendations we could think of. But not everyone wants a very geeky V-Day—so we're back today with a few more tips.
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#holidays
Finally, Someone Found A Way To Make Groundhog Day Hot
Lest you forget, we'd like to remind you that today isn't just a day of commemorating Evan Stone's massive member: it's also a day for celebrating groundhogs and their magic powers. More » -
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February Appreciation Month: Celebrating The Month Of Love
Getting tired of the cold and gray winter? Yeah, so are we. So it's a good thing that it's February, and there's a whole new set of holidays—and reasons to turn up the heat inside the sheets! More » -
#extrafriendlyskies
Today in Transportation: "Slut Air"
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Celebrate Repeal Day... With Naked Babes!
As you're all no doubt aware from our December Appreciation Month post, today is Repeal Day, which celebrates the repeal of prohibition. Over at Blueblood, they're celebrating the occasion with a lovely gallery of Rachel Face. Of course, today also happens to be Bathtub Party Day... think there's any chance that Rachel will come over to the office and help us celebrate that one, too? (blueblood.com) -
#rabbitrabbit
December Appreciation Month: Let The Celebrations Begin!
Finally, at long last, the end of the year is (almost) here—and what an exciting year it's been! December is, of course, the month of giving; and being the selfless people that we are, we plan to keep on giving you all as much porn as you could possibly desire. As the snow starts to fall and the carols are sung, the excitement builds for that holiday of holidays, Christmas. But let us not forget all of the little celebrations that get overlooked as we all wait impatiently for that moment when Santa shows up with all our new toys. After all, who can forget the something as fundamental as Roots Day? Or Bathtub Party Day? Get out the bubbles and jump on in, because we've got some serious celebrating to do this month! More » -
#holidays
November Appreciation Month: Let's Give Thanks For All The Porn
Time to start bundling up! Amazingly, it's November already—we wouldn't have believed it if it wasn't for the chilly weather that's already set in. Start raking the leaves and unpacking your sweaters, cause fall is here to stay. But hey, look on the bright side: when it gets cold outside, that's just all the more reason to stay cuddled up inside. (And though it may seem like a ways away, we suggest you get mentally prepared for the family gatherings at the end of the month. Despite what that MILF porn may have led you to believe, family time does not equal porn time—so get as much in as possible before making that dreaded trip home for Thanksgiving.) Let's roll right into November—National Sleep Comfort Month, Game and Puzzle Week and more are all waiting after the jump! More » -
#rabbitrabbit
October Appreciation Month: Show Your Sexy Fall Colors
It's the first day of the new month—and we are so on the ball this time! Perhaps it's because we're always super-jazzed about turning the calendar page when October rolls around: Fall is in full swing, we can start planning our Halloween costumes, and we can practically taste those giants bags of candy that await us! Or maybe it has something to do with the fact that half of our senior editorial staff is celebrating birthdays this month (which we're sure is just a coincidence). Or maybe we're still feeling a little guilty that we gave September the fuzzy end of the lollipop. For whatever reason, there are plenty of sexy reasons to celebrate in the weeks ahead ... especially if we make them sexy. So grab your toothbrush and start whooping it up for Dental Hygiene Month and more after the jump. More » -
#video
September Appreciation Month: It's Never Too Late To Celebrate!
We have a confession to make—we blew it this month. We had meant to make our monthly holiday appreciation posts a first day kind of thing, but something about the holiday of Labor got into our heads and we guess we took that day off. Actually, there's no excuse for this bout of lazy/forgetfulness—but thankfully, September is "Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month," so you can't complain. In the spirit of forgiveness and remembrance, however, we decided to honor all those days you missed out on over the past four weeks (while you still have a few hours left to enjoy them) and give you something to look forward to next year. As for October ... well shoot, that's tomorrow! Looks like we've got some work to do ... More » -
#celebrations
Happy (Belated) Bisexual Pride Day!
It seems this past Tuesday was Bisexual Pride Day (also known as Celebrate Bisexuality Day), a special time for all bisexuals to come out, celebrate their identities, and have massive open orgies with other bisexuals. (Okay, so maybe we made that last part up. Wishful thinking!) We're not sure how we could have missed such an important event—maybe we got distracted by all that porn we were looking at?. But in any case, we want to let it be known that we here at Fleshbot have always been fervent supporters of going both ways (especially when we get to watch), and we've always believed that a celebration is better late than never. After the jump, discover some of our favorite ways to celebrate the joys of playing for both teams.
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#fleshflicks
A Nut-Cracking Good Time
We know that it's not even Halloween yet—or even the Jewish New Year, for that matter—but it's never too soon to start thinking about the holidays. After all, the earlier your get your shopping done the bette—especially if your shopping plans include hiring an elf with some sort of keytar gun. And then there's the planning of your community production of "The Nutcracker" to worry about, which takes time energy and a wooden solider who isn't afraid to get dirty. Why does it only come but once a year? More » -
#rabbitrabbit
August Appreciation Month: Hot And Sweaty, Just The Way We (Sorta) Like It
We are heading into the home stretch of the dog days of summer, and have just about had our fill of 90 degree days and 110% humidity. Seriously: having a valid excuse to wander around our apartment naked all day is great and everything, but we also haven't been off our leather couch in three weeks and we're pretty sure our bare skin has permanently bonded with it. So how can we distract ourselves until fall rolls around? Well, we can always learn a new language or get that checkup we've been putting off. Or maybe we'll just go into a hypnotic trance for the next 31 days. As you'll see after the jump, August is good for doing all those things—and of course, it's also good for looking at porn too. Why waste the season waiting for Labor Day to roll around anyway? More » -
#video
National Orgasm Day: The Only Fake Holiday That Really Matters
Over in the UK, someone has decided that today is National Orgasm Day—yes, already! Though it's about as legit a holiday as National Cheesecake Day, it does have one thing going for it: a fancy press release chock full of findings from the 2008 Orgasm Survey, which we're told is the UK's biggest and most comprehensive female orgasm survey ever. It seems the study has even uncovered some groundbreaking and sort of shocking information, such as: women have g-spots! And they don't always have orgasms during sex! And exercising those PC muscles really does help with orgasm! More » -
#hardcore
Liberté, Egalité, And Confused Looking European People Having Sex In Fancy Costumes: Happy Bastille Day!
We tried to find you some hot French Revolution porn to help celebrate Bastille Day today; we came up with this assortment of very odd 18th century "mature" cosplay smut instead. Hey, at least we tried. If you close your eyes, you can pretend they're at least speaking French if you want to—in fact, closing your eyes might be the best way to deal with this stuff anyway. (TGP/preview galleries @ retromature.com, via Ask Jolene) -
#pornstars
Yet Another "Porn On The Fourth Of July" Headline
While we're taking (most of) the day off today here at Fleshbot to have some intern water balloon fights, wave around a few Roman candles, and pop our big juicy weenies into some nice tender buns, pornstresses like Angelina Valentine and Fleshbot Supreme Comandress Joanna Angel will be ... uh, More » -
#holidays
July Appreciation Month: Celebrate The Summer With Porn!
Did you know that July is National Bikini Month? (We actually thought that was every month, but we promise to make our two-piece swimwear posts extra special for the next 30 days or so.) As we learned back in May, pretty much every day is a reason to celebrate something—whether it's National Ice Cream Day (July 18), National Lollipop Day (July 20), or National Chocolate Day (July 7). Some days even give you more than one reason to set off fireworks, like July 4th, which is both U.S. Independence Day and Independence From Meat Day. ("Where The Boys Aren't, Volume 232"). That doesn't even cover Canadian Independence Day, Restless Leg Syndrome Education and Awareness Week (July 18-25), Be Nice To New Jersey Week (aka "Give A Guido A Blowjob Before July 7" Week), something called Wood Wagon Day (July 21; don't ask), and Freedom From Fear of Public Speaking Day. You know, the day when you picture everyone you know naked. (It's July 2.) More » -
#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: Never Forget
In honor of yesterday's traditional beginning-of-summer holiday, today's roundup of some of the juciest moments from the sex blog scene features the kind of encounters are always worth remembering, if you know what we mean. They're the episodes which fuel our fantasies even years later ... and sometimes even get written up for class assignments. Hey, we'd certainly say it was memorable if someone lit us on fire in front of a live audience. A great fuck after a long dry spell, or a really deep blow job, or a long-awaited threesome? Those work too.
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#babes
Here at Fleshbot Central our Memorial Day traditions involve a trip to the beach and grilling our weenies over a fire; for Raven Riley, however, it's an excuse to get naked and play with a bunch of flags. We might have to reconsider that whole weenie thing next year. (sexypix.thumblogger.com) -
#tastytreats
Just in time for National Gifts From The Garden Month, the Globe and Mail explores the sexiness of food, from aphrodisiac appetizers to carrots as dildos to sploshing. See, we knew all those holidays were connected somehow! (theglobeandmail.com; thumbnail via Watch4Beauty) -
#masturbationcelebration
National Masturbation Month Isn't Doing It Alone
We all know that May is National Masturbation Month, but did you also know it's National Orgasm Month? Which probably isn't a coincidence—but is it a coincidence that Masturbation Month is also Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month? Even that may seem appropriate, but why is May also National Salad Month and National Barbecue Month too? Not to mention National Bike Month and Good Car Keeping Month? (We can't even figure out if it's National Salsa Month because of the dancing or because of the stuff you put on tortilla chips.) That's a lot of months for just one month, but we decided to get in on the spirit of things and pay tribute to some of the other special made-up holidays of May ... the only way we know how, of course. (By the way, when is National Porn Blogging Month again?) More » -
#holidays
May 5 is the perfect time to discuss the current status of Mexican cultural norms and their impact on the larger North American landscape in both economic and political terms ... or at least ask why Mexican pornstars always get cast as the "dirty Latina maid." On second thought, let's all just get drunk! (thenaughtyamerican.com) -
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Happy Masturbation Month! (Yes, You Now Have An Official Excuse)
It's May, and there are more reasons why it's our favorite month of the year besides all those post-April shower blossoms we've been promised: it's also National Masturbation Month! If you're a regular around here you probably already have a pretty good hand(le) on how the whole masturbation thing works—but hey, we can all benefit from a little practice (or as we like to think of it, "extra happy time"). After the jump, check out a few resources to help you experience National Masturbation Month to the fullest ... not to mention the other eleven months of the year.
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#video
Penis For Passover: The Fifth Question?
Every time a Jewish holiday rolls around we here at Fleshbot find ourselves asking the same question: why isn't there more decent kosher smut out there? (And no, "anything starring Ron Jeremy" doesn't count). Turns out, though, that that wasn't the most important question we should have been asking: join ace reporter Misha Rosenberg as she uses more bad penis puns than you ever thought possible to find out whether certain things really are allowed to rise during Passover. You don't have to be Jewish to get the joke ... but it couldn't hurt!
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#holidays
For everyone (and by "everyone" we mean "women") who were inconvenienced, offended, or otherwise put out by Steak and Blowjob Day last month, relief is at hand: today is Cake and Cunnilingus Day! Hallmark still hasn't gotten around to making a card for it yet, but that shouldn't stop anyone fromdemandingpolitely requesting the sweet treats in question—like we said before, this is one of those situations where it really is just as good to give as it is to receive. (cakeandcunnilingus.com) -
#babes
Sometimes folks don't take their Christmas lights down until June, and sometimes Christmas-themed photo shoots starring our favorite name in the business, Vikki Blows, don't show up in our inbox until late-February. Now go deck the halls or something. (dailypoa.com) -
#pornofthemoment
Going Anal for Valentine's Day: It's What She Wants
Leah visibly strains to achieve the heart-shaped ass required for Pink Visual's thoughtful Valentine's Day offering "MILFs Gone Anal 2," co-starring the mammoth-cocked Shane Diesel. More » -
#holidays
Thursday is Valentine's Day — but more importantly, it's National Impotence Day. If you find yourself stuck at eight o'clock come the big night, here are a few tips to help you get back on track. Trust us, she'll appreciate it more than flowers and candy. (independent.co.uk) -
#shopping
Whether you celebrate with gifts, your right hand or Craigslist trolls, Valentine's Day is right around the corner and shopping tips are hitting the blogs: learn how to buy your honey undies (video) or create the ultimate private sex toy or lingerie wish list (to give or get) before your local jack shack runs out of lube and you're left holding the ... bag. (funkybrownchick.com + tinynibbles.com) -
#hohoho
Video Playpen: Stocking Stuffers
Yes, it's been well established that "Christmas porn" pretty much just means "babes in Santa hats," but it can also mean so much more. For example, sometimes the dudes are wearing the hats! Also, sometimes there's a tree in the background! These are subtle differences to be sure, but since you've chosen to spend your Noel with us, it's only fair that we use our trained eyes to help you get in the holiday spirit. If this collection of XXXmas videos doesn't make you want to roast your chestnuts, then you, Scrooge and the Grinch will have a lot to talk about while you play with your lumps of coal. More » -
#orgasms
By the way, December 22 is Global Orgasm Day (and the winter solstice for you pagans.) Hopefully it hasn't been a year since you made your last o-face, but this one will like ... save the planet or something. So make it a good one. (globalorgasm.org, with help from Sasha Grey) -
#sexwork
The holidays can be a lonely time of year ... unless you're a hooker! How do you think all those lonely people make it to the new year without killing themselves? -
#shopping
Yeah, we know it's a little late to start linking to holiday gift guides ... but surely five shopping days 'til Christmas is enough time to track down a Big Fish Stainless Steel Butt Plug or a "Sister Fister" t-shirt via the lovely Tristan Taormino's list of holiday shopping picks, isn't it? (Hey, it's either something from here or a Target gift card at this point, and we all know how sexy those aren't.) (villagevoice.com) -
#holidays
A 33-year-old woman has been arrested and charged with fourth-degree sexual assault ... on Santa Claus. That's it folks! Christmas is pretty much over now. (newstimes.com) -
#sad
An abandoned strip club near Chicago has been turned into a Christmas tree store. It's like a Charlie Brown Christmas miracle only, you know ... the opposite of that. (chicagotribune.com)
