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#masturbationcelebration
It's National Masturbation Month... Are You Ready To Fap It?
There are many reasons to love May: Mother's Day, Memorial Day weekend, the first few hints of summer weather—but the most important one of all is that it's National Masturbation Month. More » -
#boobs
Globes For The Globe Make Earth Day More Boobtastic!
Maybe it's just us, but we've found that we always learn better when there are boobs in the mix. So Globes for the Globe makes it way easier to remember how to be green. More » -
#holidays
Living The High Life: Happy 420 From Some Ganja Lovin' Girls
We would be slightly remiss if we let April 20th pass without at least one post on, you know, that "420" thing. More » -
#holidays
A Very Altporn Easter
If you're anything like us, you spent yesterday getting wasted on Cadbury creme eggs and passing out in front of the TV. If only we could have spent the holiday with one of these girls. More »
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#valentinesday
Fleshbot's Gadget-Free Valentine's Gift Guide
Yesterday, we teamed up with Gizmodo and gave you the very gadgetiest Valentine's recommendations we could think of. But not everyone wants a very geeky V-Day—so we're back today with a few more tips.
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#holidays
Finally, Someone Found A Way To Make Groundhog Day Hot
Lest you forget, we'd like to remind you that today isn't just a day of commemorating Evan Stone's massive member: it's also a day for celebrating groundhogs and their magic powers. More » -
#holidays
February Appreciation Month: Celebrating The Month Of Love
Getting tired of the cold and gray winter? Yeah, so are we. So it's a good thing that it's February, and there's a whole new set of holidays—and reasons to turn up the heat inside the sheets! More » -
#extrafriendlyskies
Today in Transportation: "Slut Air"
We are very interested in finding out what airline schedules the “Slut Air” flights, how we go about making our reservations, and how the TSA copes with all the T&A. -
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#rabbitrabbit
December Appreciation Month: Let The Celebrations Begin!
Finally, at long last, the end of the year is (almost) here—and what an exciting year it's been! December is, of course, the month of giving; and being the selfless people that we are, we plan to keep on giving you all as much porn as you could possibly desire. As the snow starts to fall and the carols are sung, the excitement builds for that holiday of holidays, Christmas. But let us not forget all of the little celebrations that get overlooked as we all wait impatiently for that moment when Santa shows up with all our new toys. After all, who can forget the something as fundamental as Roots Day? Or Bathtub Party Day? Get out the bubbles and jump on in, because we've got some serious celebrating to do this month! More » -
#holidays
November Appreciation Month: Let's Give Thanks For All The Porn
Time to start bundling up! Amazingly, it's November already—we wouldn't have believed it if it wasn't for the chilly weather that's already set in. Start raking the leaves and unpacking your sweaters, cause fall is here to stay. But hey, look on the bright side: when it gets cold outside, that's just all the more reason to stay cuddled up inside. (And though it may seem like a ways away, we suggest you get mentally prepared for the family gatherings at the end of the month. Despite what that MILF porn may have led you to believe, family time does not equal porn time—so get as much in as possible before making that dreaded trip home for Thanksgiving.) Let's roll right into November—National Sleep Comfort Month, Game and Puzzle Week and more are all waiting after the jump! More » -
#rabbitrabbit
August Appreciation Month: Hot And Sweaty, Just The Way We (Sorta) Like It
We are heading into the home stretch of the dog days of summer, and have just about had our fill of 90 degree days and 110% humidity. Seriously: having a valid excuse to wander around our apartment naked all day is great and everything, but we also haven't been off our leather couch in three weeks and we're pretty sure our bare skin has permanently bonded with it. So how can we distract ourselves until fall rolls around? Well, we can always learn a new language or get that checkup we've been putting off. Or maybe we'll just go into a hypnotic trance for the next 31 days. As you'll see after the jump, August is good for doing all those things—and of course, it's also good for looking at porn too. Why waste the season waiting for Labor Day to roll around anyway? More » -
#video
National Orgasm Day: The Only Fake Holiday That Really Matters
Over in the UK, someone has decided that today is National Orgasm Day—yes, already! Though it's about as legit a holiday as National Cheesecake Day, it does have one thing going for it: a fancy press release chock full of findings from the 2008 Orgasm Survey, which we're told is the UK's biggest and most comprehensive female orgasm survey ever. It seems the study has even uncovered some groundbreaking and sort of shocking information, such as: women have g-spots! And they don't always have orgasms during sex! And exercising those PC muscles really does help with orgasm! More » -
#holidays
July Appreciation Month: Celebrate The Summer With Porn!
Did you know that July is National Bikini Month? (We actually thought that was every month, but we promise to make our two-piece swimwear posts extra special for the next 30 days or so.) As we learned back in May, pretty much every day is a reason to celebrate something—whether it's National Ice Cream Day (July 18), National Lollipop Day (July 20), or National Chocolate Day (July 7). Some days even give you more than one reason to set off fireworks, like July 4th, which is both U.S. Independence Day and Independence From Meat Day. ("Where The Boys Aren't, Volume 232"). That doesn't even cover Canadian Independence Day, Restless Leg Syndrome Education and Awareness Week (July 18-25), Be Nice To New Jersey Week (aka "Give A Guido A Blowjob Before July 7" Week), something called Wood Wagon Day (July 21; don't ask), and Freedom From Fear of Public Speaking Day. You know, the day when you picture everyone you know naked. (It's July 2.) More »
