Fleshbot: straight, hockey

Babes, Boobs, Alcohol, And Hockey...Are Pretty Much All We Need

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

We have a few passions in life here at Fleshbot HQ: and scantily clad girls, alcoholic energy drinks (RIP Sparks), and hockey happen to be among them. This commercial features all three of those. Clearly, someone's targeting us.

And it's kind of working. We're totally down to get some Octane 7.0 in our system right now...too bad we'd have to drive to Quebec to get it. Sorry, scantily clad ladies—we're not that persuaded by your jiggly bits. Almost, but not...oh, who are we kidding? Somebody fire up the car.

· They Shoot Better Commercials In Quebec, Don't They? (my.thescore.com, via Deadspin)

Hockey And Sex: Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 12:30:01 EST

You don't have to tell us twice that hockey is sexy: even if we don't know know the precise location of that "five hole" thing, we know exactly what we'd like to use it for.

Sadly, we have a sneaking suspicion we won't be seeing too much hardcore five hole action in in One Yellow Rabbit's stage performance of "Five Hole: Tales of Hockey Erotica"—but a girl can dream, right?

· Five Hole: Tales Of Hockey Erotica (oyr.org, via Deadspin)
· Hockey heartbreaker Ariel Rebel (freehostedpics.com)

Finally, A Reason To Watch Ice Hockey

Evelyn Leigh — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:30:00 EST

Never thought you'd find hockey equipment hot? The bulky helmets and the excess of padding just doesn't do it for you? Well, think again!

You seem to have forgotten the first rule of porn: babes can make anything hot, even the violent and frigid sport of hockey. How can you resist that hot, tiny babe body underneath all of that sports gear? She's so hot they just had to serve her on ice—it has nothing to do with the sport itself. And with a hockey stick added into the mix... well, we'll let you find out for yourself.

· Hockey sport 1 (redtube.com)

Meet The NHL's Hottest Ice Dancers

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:30:05 EST

Over the years, we've spent a lot of time talking about cheerleaders, but very little time talking about ice hockey cheerleaders, or "ice dancers," as they're apparently known. After looking through this gallery of the NHL's hottest ice dancers, however, we can see that that was a very, very big mistake, one for which we are truly sorry. Our sincerest apologies, people; we'll do better in the future. (bustedcoverage.com)

But What About The Ice Cheerleaders?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:45:35 EDT

The NHL is trying to win back hockey fans and we can't think of a better way to do that than with Ice Girls—sexy babes on skates who clean up the ice during timeouts. There's no way this can't work. (yesbutnobutyes.com)

She Shoots, She Scores!

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:55:46 EDT

We've never really thought of hockey as a sexy sport, even if the hockey players at our school always did get the hottest chicks. All that bulky equipment leaves everything to the imagination—and anyone who's been hit by a 90-mph slap shot will tell you that you should never take off your protective cup for any reason. Still, all that ice does give couples an excuse to huddle together for warmth. And there are few things more exciting in sports than watching a talented puck handler slice through the defense and stick one in the goalie's five hole. No wonder Canadians spend so much time on those frozen ponds.

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· "Hockey game" (Megarotic)