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    Mazda Eric: hell, if caffeine is good for your nut my little babies are batting 1000 - recently cut DOWN to 4-5 cups a day. #amateur more »
    Mazda Eric: I mean, could they at least TRY to come up with a better title? :P #europorn more »
    Beaker: After a long and deliberate consideration (that means lots and lots of staring at this photo) I'd say that's definitely a woman, and not a kid :-) #babes more »
    fragile: So how do I explain a burn on my glans (from hot coffee) to the doctor in the emergency room? fucked to fast and to furious? #amateur more »
    Pinkie: After spending an hour having phone sex with an old girlfriend in another town, she suggested I drive up the next day. So I drove three hours for a b... more »
    FrankN.Stein: isn't it amazing - whenever a celerity shows up who's so at ease with being naked, you don't have to look it up - you KNOW she's not American... (look... more »
    SexyHard: Read the one below first: In the same club a fine buxom slut For ten guys was strutting her stuff I whispered my pleas She smiled, the tease Then on ... more »
    SexyHard: In an old New York sex club, the Vault We planned an amphibious assault I licked her sweet cunt They fondled her front 'Til she stood up and asked us ... more »
    offred: Is that old Yorick keeping watch on the shelf? (I do have to say that for all the libraries, academic and otherwise, and all the professor's offices t... more »
    Prof_Derzshowitz: Seriously though, this stuff does look pretty fucking amazing. #missystone more »
    bmonkey: ooh. more francine dee, please! #babelogs more »
    bmonkey: I mean, really, you have to admire the confidence of a woman whose proud of her animal print couch, no? #furrygirl more »
    fragile: as long as children learn to appreciate the seductive curves of these sultry women before they learn to operate a gun. yes, America, I'm looking at yo... more »
    fragile: isn't it funny how Procter & Gamble brainwashed my likings #furrygirl more »
    Memnon: Fleshbot's "high-horse" seems pretty funny given that Bubba the LoveSpongs puts on air what Fleshbot puts online. So lighten up. #breeolson more »
  • #hoaxes

    Deanna Hummel Sex Tape A Hoax

    Our apologies to those of you who were hellbent on seeing that lady who banged the dude from "Jon and Kate Plus 8" doing sex: our reliable commenters have revealed the tape is a fake. More »
  • #pornaustralians

    Abby Winters' "Girls Who Like Girls" Who Like Colin Hay's Old Band

    Fresh-scrubbed! Cotton dresses! Meth-free teeth! Sturdy knees! These are the things to love about the Abby Winters girls, and even though "Abby Winters" itself is a little fib, the company doesn't give in to hyperbole in its titles: these are girls who like girls; they're too busy getting ready for backpacking trips and going on holiday to Gibraltar to set aside time for love. More »
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  • #wetspots

    Wet Spots: An Offer You Can't Refuse