Own A Piece Of EroticBPM History!

Ten years ago, when EroticBPM was still known as RaverPorn, and Fleshbot was but a twinkle in an Englishman's eye, a young Killshot decided to buy a 10 gig hard drive to store all his photos of hot naked ravergirls. More »

Vivid Video Through The Ages

Hard is it may seem to believe, our little Vivid Video is all grown up and turning twenty-five this year—and in celebration, LA's World of Wonder Gallery will be showcasing Vivid's erotic photography. More »

The Incredible Shrinking Playmate

The elite team of researchers over at Wired have crunched the numbers and determined something astounding: over the past fifty-six years of Playboy history, Playmates have been shrinking—even as their boobs remain busty as ever. More »

April Flores Makes History

April Flores: porn vampire, Crush Object extraordinaire, and model for the first ever plus-sized cyberskin pussy. Is there anything she can't do? (fattyd.com, via Baby Sinead)

Which President once said “Are you prepared for the storm of lovemaking with which you will be assailed?” What did LBJ nickname his dick? Which president was photographed in a bathtub receiving oral sex from a partner who was not his wife? Playboy has the answers in their presidential sex quiz... which, as far as we're concerned, contains the most important info you'll ever need to know about the leaders of our country. (playboy.com, via nerve.com)

Playboy Playmate Archive Makes You Feel Young Again (Or Very Old)

Yes, plenty of websites with large collections of Playboy centerfolds have come and gone—but they're mostly gone, which is why we don't mind pointing you to a new one when we stumble across it. Every centerfold from Marilyn on down to 2004 (why it stops there is a mystery for the ages) and all one page so if you scroll very quickly, it's like your life flashing before your eyes. Or the life that began when you found that box your dad kept in the garage, anyway. More »

The University of Kansas students newspaper has published its annual "sex issue," complete with nude photos taken at the campus World War II memorial. Don't worry, their history class is next semester. (myfoxkc.com)

Revenge Of The Sexy Magazine Covers

Since we studied history at our liberal elitist college, we always enjoy looking through dusty archives for relics of bygone eras. We also learned where to find all the dirty Victorian picture books at the research library. Maybe that's where the folks at Xpozio went to find all those sexy old magazine covers they keep posting? We've linked to a couple of their galleries in the past, but the collection has exploded to include pretty much every Playboy cover in every international edition ever as well as most of the covers from the illustrious history of Penthouse, Hustler, High Society, Juggs (yes, Juggs) and other classic spank mags. So in how many different languages can you say "Pamela Anderson Naked"? More »

You crazy kids may think that you invented the whole sexy zombie concept, but the truth is that the undead have been pawing at naked women for centuries now. OK, so we might prefer to fap to a reanimated Joanna Angel than over some dusty old etching but hey ... to each his own. Art historians deserve to get their kicks wherever they can, you know. (artfagcity.com)

"Eveready Harton" And The Birth Of Cartoon Smut

People are always asking if we know where to find the world's first porn movie or the world's first nude model or the name of the caveman who invented jerking off. Obviously, we are much too young and spry to be able to recall such ancient history, but there are folks out there who know where to find such hidden gems. These intrepid internet explorers have tracked down what is believed to be the first pornographic cartoon, "Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure." Made in the 1920s by (allegedly) the same animators who created family favorites for Max Fleischer and Walt Disney, it's the heartwarming tale of a man and his giant penis just looking for a little satisfaction in a harsh and cruel world. Who says cartoons are just childish fun? More »

Even though this "blog" post is about the length of a novella, it does have some interesting stories from the glorious history of porn in San Diego. Is this why everyone is always reminding them to stay classy? (sandiegoreader.com, via adultfyi.com)

If you're a fan of Hustler, you'll enjoy this collection of dozens of the magazine's covers from the last four decades. You'll enjoy it even more if you're a fan of gratuitous pubic hair. (xpozio.com)

Sex And Videogames: An (Even Briefer!) History

Anyone who's spent any amount of time reading Fleshbot over the years knows that the relationship between sex and videogames has always occupied a special place in our, uh, hearts (and we totally have the callouses on our thumbs to prove it!) If you want to school yourself on the illustrious (and not-so-illustrious) history of pixelated T&A and don't feel like browsing our entire archives, however, you could do a lot worse than watch this amusing and informative semi-animated documentary which packs a surprising amount of material into its nine minutes, and makes a strong case for exploring and celebrating sexuality in the development of gaming as an art form. (OK, so there's not much by way of actual pixelated T&A; afraid you'll have to dip into our archives for that after all.) More »

MILFs Through The Ages

Think yummy mummies are a just recent development? Think again. Babeland has a list of sexy moms from days of yore. Let's just say that today's moms have nothing on the MILFs of ancient Egypt. (blog.babeland.com; thumbnail from MILF Lessons via Ask Jolene)

How Hippies Uncovered The Human Body (Including The Odors)

Did you watch Part One of VH1's "Sex: The Revolution" documentary last night? Or are you simply relying on us to feed you bite-sized clips that will allow you to somehow absorb the meaning and context of the 20th century's sexual revolution all your own? (Hey, it's worth a shot.) If you watch tonight, you'll get more insight into the swinging single lifestyle, how birth control forever changed the landscape of wild, unprotected fucking, and how the dirty, smelly hippies are responsible for the whole thing. We just knew that somehow we'd be able to blame everything on them. More »

Studio 54: Looking Back At Sex, Drugs, And Disco

The days of disco were a wild time, full of dancing, drugs, and — of course — lots of sex. Or at least, that's what we've heard. We're a little too young to actually remember the heady days of Studio 54, but lucky for us VH1's Rock Doc "Sex: The Revolution" (finally) premieres tonight and for the next four days, we'll be sure to get our fill of all the sleazy hot history we can handle. Below, find out why people are still talking about New York's legendary nightclub thirty years later. More »

A Hoax, You Say?

Guess what? That "new" Marilyn Monroe sex tape? Probably not real! And the guy who claims to have sold it may be just a self-absorbed name dropper who likes the attention. Stunning, isn't it? We know that you're hurt and confused by all these dastardly lies, but try not to let it ruin your faith in celebrity sex tapes. (Defamer)

East Germany's Military Porn Factory Had Ways Of Making You Fap

Researchers combing through the Cold War era files of the East German secret police in Berlin have uncovered a startling new secret about the military powerhouse that struck fear into the hearts of Western Europeans for decades—they loved their porn. In fact, they didn't just watch it ... they made it! Lots of it. Even though porn was officially outlawed under the Communist regime, in the 1980s an army base in Biesdorf became a de facto porn studio with over 160 East German soldiers and officers directing, shooting and even starring in hardcore porn films that were shown at parties for the Army's top brass. But now their dirty secret is out, and German TV has even broadcast a few scenes (clips please, German readers!) proving that the German Democratic Republic (which was neither Democratic nor a Republic; discuss) was better at spying on its people than fucking them. But was it better than "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS?" We're going to need more double agents to know for sure. More »

In case you haven't already gone to the library and done this yourself, here's a shot-by-shot comparison of the Lindsay Lohan/Marilyn Monroe photoshoots. If you happen to find a video of a Marilyn lookalike giving a blowjob, let us know. (ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com)

This just in: Pre-Christian era Swedish Viking women dressed like high class hookers! Keep in mind, though, that these are Vikings; it doesn't take much to be "provocative" around them. (livescience.com)

A Brief History Of Boobs

The internet is the perfect place for people with high tech machinery and lots of time on their hands to thrive by throwing together perfectly pointless, but highly entertaining visual fare. This video retrospective on this history of boobs, from our ape-like ancestors down the latest Britney Spears album cover, may not be chronologically accurate or even that well made, but it does contain an impressive amount of bare breasts for just one 60-second video. Watch and see if your favorite hooters made the cut! More »

History buffs should appreciate this gallery of ancient condom wrappers from the '30s and '40s. Just like Grandpa used ... or didn't use, obviously, otherwise you wouldn't be here. (ep.tc, via copyranter.blogspot.com)

Vintage Girly Magazines: Now In Blog Form!

We're a little annoyed at our father right now, because we just got another painful reminder of how he neglected us ... by failing to save all the useless crap from his childhood that would be super valuable today. No baseball cards, no stamps, no G.I. Joe dolls in their original unopened packaging. It's like he wasn't even thinking of us (or our eBay accounts) at all! Outside of a few random Playboy's, he couldn't even be bothered to save any classic smut from those bygone days. Fortunately, some of his generation showed a little more foresight and passed down those long forgotten, but still quite entertaining porn rags from the 1950s and '60s. More »

Christopher Columbus not only brought war, oppression and the ravages of smallpox with him when he "discovered" America—he also invented syphilis! (Well, sorta. His sailors took the mutated, sexually transmitted form of the bug back to Europe.) And you thought that not getting mail delivered on his birthday was annoying ... (yahoo.com)

Porn Vegas Dispatch: AVN Founder Remembers His First Time

Paul Fishbein co-founded AVN in 1983 while a clerk in a Philadelphia video store. Then a newsletter for video stores about the emerging (and lucrative) adult video market, AVN has grown into a series of publications and websites as well as the sponsor of several trade shows, including this week's Adult Entertainment Expo. We spoke with Fishbein about the first porn movie he saw, the unpredictability of the adult market, and the emerging generational divide in porn. More »

We'd like to sit you younguns down and tell you about the old days of drive-in movie theaters, but even we never went to one that showed porn. You've haven't seen vag until you've seen one three stories high. (newsreview.com)

It's Not TV ... It's Katie Morgan!

More »

Flesh Flicks: Iron Woman

Don't you just love the History Channel? Their re-enactment's of great moments from the long lost past are not only informative (and realistic!) they're highly entertaining. Where else would you learn about the sad French princess who was imprisoned in a cage of sexual frustration, where even facials must be delivered on cold wrought iron. It's sexy, because it's true! We also heard that she gives great helmet. More »

Katie Morgan On Sex Toys

More »

A (Not-So) Brief History Of Adult Cinema

No one really knows what the first true porn movie was, but as long people have been able to put pictures on stuff and make them move that has always included "brief sexuality" and "partial nudity," as the MPAA so quaintly puts it. However, some people take such questions very seriously (much more seriously than us, thankfully) and have strived to make the history of smut a vaild and worthwhile pursuit. More »

"Seduced": The History Of Erotic Art

Even though we're happy living in this digital age, it's nice to know that if Fleshbot had been around some 2000 years ago, we still would have had plenty of naughty material to blog about. (Or carve into big stone tablets about?) So when a straight-laced British museum like the Barbican in London wants to put on a show titled "Art and Sex from Antiquity to Now," the hard part isn't finding centuries-old smut to showcase, it's finding a place to put it all. More »

The Mightiest Movie Mammaries

One of the nice things about Breast Cancer Awareness Month (besides all the awareness, we mean) is that it's the one month of the year when you're allowed to focus on boobs without people thinking you're a perv or something. In fact, it's even encouraged! So even a magazine/website devoted to regular old mainstream films can break out a list like the 50 Best Breasts in Movie History and still act like they're just being charitable and not the rack-obsessed horndogs that they are. That's 50 breasts, by the way, so there's only 25 women—but we have to say that their selections are thoroughly researched and even backed up by YouTube-based arguments. As we've said before, it's impossible to truly rank one pair of cans over another (even if we feel Sophia Loren deserves some special mention) ... but it's good to be reminded that the film world has always done a fantastic job of utilizing its greatest special effect. More »

Thrill to the fabulous (and wordy) wartime adventure of one of history's most famous lost and found erotic paintings. This museum is worthless without pics. Update: As always, the internet provides! Thanks, Thomas! (independent.co.uk + lemonde.fr)