Missy Stone is busy pleasuring herself on her velveteen bedspread, representative of the one toy rabbit she brought from home, her one connection to childhood. Professor Marco Banderas walks in and catches the grey-eyed beauty with her sensible loafers up on the bed.

What makes her a student and him a professor? The outfits, of course, and the title of the movie. Nothing else is spelled out. College is all about interpreting context.

At no point is the sullying of the teacher/student relationship addressed, but Stone does shoot Banderas an icy look; could it be that he let his teaching assistant grade her paper unfairly, or could it be because her name isn't Fiona and never will be?

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· Buy "Naughty College School Girls 47" (gamelink.com)

· Dr. Susan Block's Blog (drsusanblock.com, scroll to 2/25 entry)
· Sex Week at Yale (sexweekatyale.com)

A quick Google search revealed that the campus where the stalking was done was Broward Community College in the Hanging Chad region of the Sunshine State. One further sign that the movie was not filmed in Porn Valley was that, when asked if she could "suck (her) own titties," a woman named Jessi replied, "Do they reach?" Pornfolk learn that capacity within minutes of getting off the bus in these parts.

A Russian woman named Anastasia, identified by the high school term "exchange student", was my favorite in this condom-only production. Each woman seemed to have been approached as she flipped through a notebook, adding to the verisimilitude, in a deserted area of BCC's campus.

"Most of them are strippers," admitted a Pink Visual employee.

"And not actual college students?" I cried.

"...and not actual college students," she admitted.

It is important to point out that "Slutty Campus Teens" does not necessarily imply that these women are students - just that they were approached on a campus. We don't have their records to verify if they are actually teens, nor can we call someone "slutty" if she has sex for money, but I am kind of hoping that Julie is actually slutty, just in case I'm going poncho shopping down Broward way.

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Previously: Photoplay Archive

Read more after the gap.

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First off, here is Steel (with Lacie Heart) from Ron Royster's "Atomic Vixens". So you know she's serious about getting what she needs (in this case, Lacie Heart on the floor).

We first covered Steel's college aspirations back in 2005, but handlers have mounted a new fund drive, ostensibly for the rigors of her doctoral studies (once she gets her B.A.).

Steel writes on her website that she moved to Los Angeles and loves it, but times are hard.

After getting my Associates Degree from a Jr. College in Orange County, I've just started my 3rd year at one of the top 5 public Universities here in the United States. That's right, beauty AND brains... it's a rare combination, I know!

Didn't someone tell her to spell out her numerals under ten? And that ellipses have three dots?

I heard girls could make money running their own websites online, so I figured I'd try it out.

Where else does one run a website?

College can get expensive and I am paying for it all on my own. Even with student loans, it hasn't been enough to cover my expenses.

What is it? Better: "My student loans and my own contributions are not enough to cover expenses."

My family is struggling themselves and cannot help me.

Subject/verb agreement. Family is singular.

In fact, I will be the first person in my family to receive a college degree! Coming from the place I've come from, this is quite an accomplishment.

Orange County?

We wish Steel great success in her academic career, and we hope the PhD. will be there for us when we have a psychotic break about the uselessness off our own liberal arts educations.

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