If you're a University of Wisconsin Law School student who was hoping to bone up (sorry) on your sex toy knowledge via that "Sex Toys 101" seminar that was canceled this week in a possible violation of certain First Amendment principles, not to worry— we'll still be here to teach you everything about sex toys you ever wanted to know. Of course, we won't be able to help you with any hands-on demonstrations of your own: that costs extra, and you'll have to take us out for dinner first. (avn.com)

Joanna Angel Goes Back To School

Despite accusations from some murky group of "professors who research the sex industry" that her brand of porn "glorifies and normalizes a whole range of physical and sexual abuses against women", Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel will be bravely lecturing to students at Indiana University today on the fine art of making dirty movies and branding her own sex toy line. We ask you: could a nice Jewish girl who raves about her mom's hamentashen possibly condone anything as terrible as physical and sexual abuses against women? These people clearly don't know who they're talking about. (joannaangel.com; more @ Xbiz)

We're not sure how new this video report is — the ultra tepid H Bomb, which debuted in 2004, is hardly a "new" magazine — but it was still interesting to learn that there is actual sexual activity on the Harvard campus. Had we known that we totally would have at least made it our safety school! (current.com - thanks M.)

On campus sex toy showcases with lectures about the ins and outs of vibes, dildos, and butt plugs are good reasons to pony up the cash for an Ivy League education — though for $35k, we'd think the folks at Columbia could throw in a free Curve or two, too. (columbiaspectator.com)

Sex Week At Yale: Final Thoughts From An Alum

Sex therapist and sensual salon hostess Dr. Susan Block returned to her alma mater for last month's Sex Week at Yale and proceeded to write the definitive account you wont find in Porn Valley press releases, in which Ron Jeremy is revealed as a pawn of religious groups and Vivid director Paul Thomas is accused of misogyny by the future leaders of America. Block also recounts her own persecution over her use of the word "slutwear": "(S)ome of these well-meaning sisters seem bent on making life as difficult as possible for innocent sluts and the people who love us," she writes in her bonobo-laden travelogue. More »

As we all know, sex really can sell anything — even boring college classes. If only our college pre-med courses had been called Sexy Naked Time instead, we might actually have jobs our parents could brag to the bridge club about. (woi-tv.com; University of Iowa sex classes look absolutely nothing like the clips from My First Sex Teacher as depicted in thumbnail)

Porn Valley Dispatch: Teach Ashley To Write A Business Letter

The archetype of the stripper working her (or his) way through college has become an uniquely American success story. And while we have no problem with naked pleas for money from those who are themselves naked, pornstress Ashley Steel's new perennial paysite, Send Ashley To College, makes us wonder how she is "pursuing a doctorate in psychology" when some junior college graduated her without first determining if she could write a cover letter. More »