In all honesty, the spread is rather tasteful. We genuinely guffawed during the interview, especially when Marge asserted that she was happy to be a "MILK—a Mom I'd Like to Know." It's just so wholesome. And this is probably the most exciting celebrity cover to come out in a while.

The only real disturbances were Marge's boobs under the gauzy negligee. Maybe it's just the pink-sheen from her outfit, or the fact that she has nipples, but they look too...human. Too Playboy-approved. Too perky. Marge has three kids, and we always assumed she breastfed them. Could Krusty-brand Baby Formula be the key to her youthful bounce?

· Marge Simpson's Playboy Photos Revealed (worstpreviews.com)

Our question (besides whether Marge is a natural bluehead): should we feel sadder for Hugh Hefner or Matt Groening?

· Ay, Caramba! Marge Simpson Gets Nude for Playboy (eonline.com)
· Thumbnail via Cartoon Fucking (cartoon-fucking.thumblogger.com)

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It turns out that Wiska and Macroc are not characters from a Japanese adult cartoon called Sailor Kitty. They are, instead, a pair of Eastern European blondes who have a lot of sex with each other and Omar Galanti, which actually turns out to be more of what we were in the market for.

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· Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)
· Buy "Rocco: Animal Trainer 26" (gamelink.com)

This title comes to us from Tuna Empire, whose other titles (including "Family Circumstances", "Capture Guide for the First Date", and "Viva Freedom!". among others) feature slightly more realistic depiction of male organs and how much semen they produce than some of the other erotic manga we've seen. (Of course, the tradeoff is that we're subjected to more perverse and specialty categories of porn, but that's hentai for you.)

"The Spirit of Capitalism" follows Sayuri as she begins her new office lady job. "Office ladies" are a common sight in many Japanese companies; usually they perform support tasks for other employees like making copies and delivering mail. The twist here is that (surprise!) Sayuri's main job is to service the male employees of the company.

So a major focus of the scenes in this manga is gangbangs and forced humiliation, which Sayuri and her fellow office ladies seem more than happy to participate in—even if it's not part of their job descriptions or if it happens to take place on their day off.

As I mentioned before, the series does go off to into some more specialty aspects: specifically, there are a couple of scenes involving watersports. But those are few and far between, so if it's not your cup of tea you can just flip the page and the action will have already moved on to something else. This title also loves to feature anal play, so that takes center stage for many of the stories as well.

And as I also mentioned, Tuna Empire's work is worth checking out to see something that is not frequently depicted in ero-manga: men with realistically sized penises who ejaculate realistically. Up until they pull out the futanari (dickgirl) chick from India. Then all bets are off.

You can pick up a copy of "The Spirit Of Capitalism" from Icarus Comics, a fine purveyor for all your hentai needs.

About the author: Rich spends plenty of time blogging about anime, games, and toys across the interweb when he's not spending his time translating Japanese documents or writing screenplays.

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Previously: All In The Family: Taro Shinonome's "Swing Out Sisters"

So this week, I'd like to introduce you to one series that I love: Taro Shinonome's "Swing Out Sisters". (Ed. note: No relation to the fondly remembered 80s sophisti-pop group of the same name. But you probably figured that out already.)

"Swing Out Sisters" follows Yuuta as he's trapped between the competing lust of his two older sisters. Whether it's in the bath, while taking a test, or as soon as he's gotten home, Yuuta is never safe from the perverted desires of his siblings

The elder of the two, Chiyoko, is the one seducing Yuuta, They end up having sex at just about every opportunity, and it doesn't matter what the risk is – their passion is too great. But one night, Chinatsu, the other sister, finds out about it. And from there, there's a bit of a rivalry between the sisters for who can dominate Yuuta's time and semen ... until, of course, they learn to share.

Just like some of you were with your first love, so it is Yuuta and his sisters: they all profess their strong love for each other, the bonds of which are strengthened by their devious passion. When you were a love-struck young adult you might have even dreamt of marrying the object of your affection, unable to comprehend what your life would be like without the other. But what an impossible path that is for Yuuta and Chiyoko and Chinatsu—in the end, they're still brother and sister(s).

Shinonome's art style captures those feelings wonderfully. Each page is full of the kind of sweat and passion that drenches a couple after they've been at it hours. Sure, the amount of semen and other assorted fluids might be a bit exaggerated—but within the context of the story, you come to accept it. And isn't hentai all about exaggeration anyway?

"Swing Out Sisters" is available from Icarus Comics.

About the author: Rich spends plenty of time blogging about anime, games, and toys across the interweb when he's not spending his time translating Japanese documents or writing screenplays.

· "Drawn dirty" (eyeweekly.com)

When last this site visited the girls of Genki Genki (and found it horrifying), its founder hadn't contributed a blog. Now readers can peak into the precise, perverted, and pescaphilic mind of Amano as he blithely describes sets awash in liquefied worms, vomit, and unexpected tenderness.

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"Other porn films featuring cockroaches don't come anywhere close to this one..." drawls the auteur in "The hentai diary of genius director Daikichi Amano." The images on his site and in his movies are vivid and well-crafted and, unlike much fetish work, is not so arty as to be remote. One's own feeling about the content aside (and please don't tell PETA), the work is arresting.

"Around this time of the year, creatures tend to rot pretty quickly," Amano writes, making our own on-set adventures seem commonplace. "And the unbearable stench has a considerable effect on the resolve of our actresses and actors on set."

While his non-human work will undoubtedly raise the ire of animal rights activists, Amano has other irons in the fire, including strangulation, poo, and necrophilia. Regarding his workout regimen, Amano jokes (we think): "I'm hoping that one day, when I have really masculine body, I will be able to strangle an actress by lifting her up in the air by the neck with just one arm!"

· The hentai diary of genius director Daikichi Amano (genki-genki.com)

· Master Bloodfer's Hentai Page (masterbloodfer.org)

Previously: Come Machine Translator Needed: Mop Skills A Plus, Elevator Girl Kyoko: Going Down!, YouHentai: All Hentai, All The Time, Cartoon Porn by Alex Hiro, "Yin-Yang! X-Chang Alternative": Japanese Futanari Game

Given the rosy color scheme with which we've decked ourselves out around here, we have no problem getting behind this particular rallying cry: Pink Not Dead! is the bloggy repository for all thinks pink and pretty, curated by the same erotic provocateur who bought you the Minimal Fetish photo series we posted about yesterday and featuring a delightful assortment of pink art, pink fashion, pink flowers, pink sex toys, pink bikini-clad boobies, and pink hentai babes (wrapped up in pink tentacles, of course). It's all rather more PG-13 than most of the sexy blogs we come across around here, and unless you read Polish you won't be able to appreciate the often lengthy commentary which accompanies each post. But it's still worth checking out if only to remind yourself that even if pink usually signifies the kind of naughtier stuff on display on Fleshbot, it most definitely goes with some of the nicer things in life as well.

· Pink Not Dead! (pinknotdead.blox.pl, via flickr.com/people/vonmurr)

Previously: Minimal Fetish: Maximum Heat, DVD Review: Viv Thomas' "Pink Velvet Trilogy", Gallery: Jesse Jane (And Friends) In "Jesse In Pink", Porn Art By Buff Monster: "One In The Pink", Pink Milk, When Life Gives You Pink ..., Pinkgasm

Reading comprehension isn't as big a factor in this job as you might think, since most of the sites we look at and write about each day don't place a big premium on words. That's why even when those words are unintelligible to us English-only readers, we try not to let it slow us down too much. All the words on SexLog de Soletina, for example, are in Spanish, but we somehow keep lingering anyway. Perhaps it has something to do with the filthy hentai and other hardcore drawings that decorate every post. Bi-lingual (or very patient) readers will have a lot of fun at this site—it is a sex blog after all—but even casual window shoppers have to appreciate the multicultural value of a Spanish-language blog that is mostly illustrated by sexy Japanese art. If only the members of the United Nations got along this well.

· SexLog de Soletina (soletina.zoomblog.com; English robot translation, via altavista.com)

Previously: Animation by Mariola Brillowski: "House Of National Dog", How To: Search For Hot Japanese Porn, Part One, Azotador: Spanish Spanking Blog, Fundoshi Fever, Site de Cul

· Either our Russian translator is out of batteries or this page is the instructions for turning a Pringles can into a virtual vagina. Wish we'd thought of that. (palevo.com - thanks Leslie)

· We think we've seen more of Cameron Diaz in a bikini the last three months than we've seen of her in the theaters in the last three years. As long as we never have to sit through another Charlie's Angels sequel, that's a fair deal. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Japan comes to the rescue of Chinese citizens stifled by their country's strict internet censorship, by politely serving their porn. It's a great day for international cooperation. (asiasentinel.com)

· Speaking of cultural unity, organizers of the Bangkok International Book Fair learn about hardcore Japanese hentai the hard way. At this point, we assume all comic books are naughty until proven otherwise. (asiamedia.ucla.edu)

· What kind of delinquent would charge $250 worth of pay-per-view porn movies to a school district cable bill? It has to be an administrator, because the kids would be smart enough not get caught. (kutv.com)

· A British cable company joins the list of broadcasters that have "accidentally" shown porn instead of the regular programming. Maybe we should try "accidentally" not paying our bill next month. (monstersandcritics.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

One of the things we expected to see when all those do-it-yourself YouTube script clones starting hitting the interweb a few months ago was the appearance of dozens of more tightly focused video sharing sites—ones that featured just blowjob clips, for example, or lesbian strapon porn or Bananarama videos. That still hasn't happened yet as far as we know (maybe we just haven't found them yet?), but the recently launched YouHentai is a step in that direction: while there's already dozens of hardcore animation clips on view, it promises to become your one-stop shop for all things Japanese, tentacle-filled, and utterly perverse. Unfortunately, it seems plagued at the moment by all the problems that make all the other porn video sharing sites out there so trying lately—namely slow and unreliable downloads—but hopefully they'll be worked out before too long. Now all we have to look forward to is the day when someone decides to use a prefix other than "You" to name one of these sites and everything will be perfect! (Well, that and for someone to come up with an all-Bananarama video sharing site too. We can dream, can't we?)

· YouHentai.net Lite BETA (youhentai.net)

Previously: ScripTube: Build Your Own YouTube Clone, XXX Uploads: Still Yet Another Porn Video Site, Shufuni: Yet Another Porn Video Site, Flesh Flicks: Welcome to Haporn, Slut Addict: TGP Video Directory, Fantasti.cc Videos: Community Rated Smut, Narumi's Story, Final Fantasy Hentai