Marlene (Hegre-Art) Gallery

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We beg to differ with our eminent colleague Violet Blue's assessment that the latest installment of Hegre Art's "Meet Mr. Right" matchmaking contest (now in its second year!) is "like driving by a car wreck, with pretty girls" It's more like driving by a car wreck, with a pretty girl named Nika who happen to be naked. Understand the difference? (hegre-art.com + tinynibbles.com)

Best Of Babelogs: Weekend Edition

Because we'd hate to leave you without anyone to help keep you warm over the next two days ... More »

Best Of Babelogs: Hump Day Edition

Because sometimes it's okay to feel stuck in the middle (of the week) ... More »

iPhone Porn Grid Makes You Glad You Gave Up That RAZR

OK, we know that all the iPhone news we're telling you about today is making things feel very last June around here ... but surely there's at least a few of you who found a new iPhone in their Christmas stocking or under their menorahs this year, and a few more of you who already owned one but who continue to be on the lookout for the best iPhone-formatted porn sites out there. The nicely designed iPhone Porn Grid delivers pretty much what it promises, even if what it features isn't so much straight up porn as fine (and free) babelog fodder from the likes of Hegre and Met Art. It's just the thing to flash to make all your non-iPhone owning friends jealous ... though they might not be as jealous as you'd like them to be once they see how sticky all that virtual babe fondling is making your touchscreen. More »

Best Of Babelogs: Welcome To The Future Edition

Because it's important to start your new year off right ... More »

Best Of Babelogs: St. Stephen's Day Edition

Because it's nice to get gifts you won't want to return ... More »

We don't know what you'll remember most fondly when you look back on 2007, but we'll have very many happy mass nudity moments to help keep us warm while we're sitting on the front porch of the Shady Acres Rest Home for Superannuated Porn Bloggers. In fact, we're going to do a little reminiscing right now if you don't mind ... (yourdirtymind.com)

Best Of Babelogs: Figgy Pudding Edition

Because you always thought that sounded kinda dirty too ... More »

Best Of Babelogs: Hump Day Edition

Because there's more than one way to get yourself through the week ... More »

Best Of Babelogs: Monday Edition

Because sometimes getting back to the old grind isn't such a bad thing ... More »

We Love Luba, Too

Sadly, despite all her many admirers, Luba Shumeyko is already spoken for, seeing as she is the wife of noted babe cataloger Petter Hegre. The good news is that Petter has never had a problem sharing his beloved with the world and you can dial up just about any babelog on the web and find her sparkling nude body smiling back at you. She's even got her own fan page (which may be more fan-targeted than fan-made) that is the hub from which your own Luba obsession can emanate. There's a Luba book, some Luba t-shirts, a Luba newsletter, Luba keychains and commemorative pot holders ... ok, we made those last ones up, but they do have Luba pictures for you daydream over. And we also found out that she has a twin sister named Nadya. Maybe she's still single? More »

The Hegre Art Dating Game

Falling in love these days is as easy as clicking on one of our Best Of Babelogs posts; in fact, we must have fallen in love at least twice while putting together our latest weekend edition, and that was before we even got to the jump. Of course, it doesn't take long before you realize that your budding romance with that impossibly sexy and improbably named Eurobabe is probably not meant to be. More »