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more about #straight more comments → Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » -
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The Forest Nymphs At Play
Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com)
Models: Aria Giovanni and Heather Vandeven (ariagiovanni.com + myheathervandeven.com) -
#sports
BracketologyXD: When Your Bracketology Needs A Little Something "X"tra
If, like us, you're a fan of Penthouse Pets, and—unlike us—also a fan of sports (and this "March Madness" thing), then check out BracketologyXD, which combines sports voodoo with boobs. Win! (bracketologyxd.com, thumbnail) -
#fleshbotrequests
Making Beautiful Music Together: Girls And Their Instruments
There's something about a girl who knows her way around a musical instrument that just sets our loins a-quiver—and no, we're not talking about the skin flute or the rusty trombone. We blame it on all those years of compulsory violin lessons! Well, that, and that one magical night at band camp. There's more than one way to make beautiful music, you know, and along with Fleshbot reader hodayathink we like girls who are fluent in all of them. See why music really is the food of love after the jump. -
#theenvironment
Old Pornstars Never Die, They Just Get Turned Into Heather Vandeven's Doggy Style Pet Pussy and Ass
Bowing to consumer pressure for more responsible sex toy manufacturing practices, Topco Sales announced today that it would start recycling its overstock of old, worn out porn star genitalia reproductions to create its new line of "Second Coming" porn star genitalia reproductions. "Our Jenna Jameson vibrating pussy and ass hasn't been selling so well since she got all that plastic surgery" said a company representative, "so when we figured out we could melt them all down and create a new limited edition Heather Vandeven model instead it just seemed like the right thing to do. Heather is so hot right now!" Topco says the new line will be available soon, and that they'll offer a no-questions-asked full refund policy to any consumers who purchase one only to discover that it still feels like they're fucking Jenna after all. (topcosales.us) -
#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Heather Vandeven's Doggy Style Pet Pussy & Ass
Is something truly disembodied when it bears the name of its inspiration? Is this Doggy Style Vibrating Ass and Pussy truly inanimate if it draws its shape from Heather Vandeven? Can we effectively say "meta" and "blow a load in an ass" in the same sentence? Let's try! More » -
