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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Grinders, Gyros, And Hoagies Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:15:57 EDT

"I would like to grind your cock into a fine paste," Brea Bennett did not say at a news conference announcing her "Cock Grinder" movie. "Or maybe a meal from which I can make my family's tortillas." As head-scratchingly bad a title something implying that, should your penis pass through Bennett's folds, it will be ground is, I'm sure you can imagine a much, much more horrifying title.

Go, as they say, nuts because, like the subject of last week's winner josereyes, you're "smart! Not like everybody says!"

· Club Jenna (clubjenna.com)
· Buy "Brea Bennett: Cock Grinder" (gamelink.com)

At Your Service: Top Ten Waiter Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:55:12 EDT

As frequent restaurant patrons, we know a lot about good (and bad) service. Yet somehow, even in the fanciest of restaurants we've never seen a waitstaff quite as attentive as the ones you'll see in today's video roundup. We hope they were tipped very generously — they certainly all the tips they can get. After the jump, check out ten restaurant service professionals who deserve way more than 20%.

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Horny Cook takes Waitress (redtube.com)

Hot Waitress Girl (redtube.com)

Susi Waitress (megarotic.com)

Relieving Stress at Work 1 (megarotic.com)

Restaurant best service pt 1 (megarotic.com)

Petite Brunette Maria Fucked By Waiter! (megarotic.com)

Orgy in a restaurant (megarotic.com)

waitress (megarotic.com)

Chef is serving two waitress (megarotic.com)

In a hungarian restaurant (pornhub.com)

The 19th Hole

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:40:00 EDT

As the summer draws to a close this weekend, we really only have one regret—we didn't play enough golf this year. Taking a nice stroll on beautiful grass fields and then whacking the shit out of them with a four iron is easily the best way to spend a Sunday afternoon, but what makes it even better is when you have great playing partners to putt around with. Obviously, we're no Tiger Woods or anything, but as long as he's on the sidelines with a bum knee, there's really no limit to how low we can score. We just know we'll get that hole-in-one someday!

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· Part I (Megarotic)

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· Part II (Megarotic)

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· Part III (Megarotic)

High Drama In "Not Rated Pro Wrestling"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:45:34 EDT

When you took your SATs last year, doubtless you encountered the analogy "Love is to porn as sports is to X." And if for X you chose "professional wrestling" you will be delighted with today's feature film spotlight, which combines porn and wrestling in the same way couchbound people yearned for Alien and Predator to get it on.

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The latest of porn's attempts to marry the pageantry of wrestling to the domain of fake internal popshots, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling," like its predecessors bankrolled by Extreme Associates and Sin City in the late '90s and early oughts, has realized that the flimsy high concept storytelling of porn has been used in wrestling for generations.

But unlike its forebears, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" throws a little more sex the audience's way, performed by the likes of Kendra Secrets and Chyanne Jewel, who would be R. Crumb's powerful-legged heroines if he ever switched jobs with Vince McMahon.

How it works is this: actual wrestlers with their standard backstories (stole my belt, slept with my girlfriend, etc.) intersperse "legitimate" matches in a sparsely populated hall with wrestling grudge-related sex scenes between the aforementioned pornstresses and people like Evan Stone and Lee Stone. So, for example, Craig Valentine gets back at wrestling rival Evan Stone by showing a video of himself fucking Kendra Secrets.

"Beat that pussy up," Secrets says.

"Make sure when you kiss her on the lips," Valentine says to Stone, "you say hello to my kids, because they're hanging off her chin."

You get the idea.

This series has promise, but it was inevitable that it did not live up to its hype. I get a couple of press releases every week for this, and to watch the poorly rehearsed and scripted video, where viewers can hear each audience member clapping (there seem to be about ten), seems like kids' exercises in putting on "skits" for the new video camera, circa 1986.

Free of any real direction, the hammiest performers do well. Enter Evan Stone and Ron Jeremy. Stone knows this is a laugh, and we hope he got his day rate. He shows up in armor, for example.

Making the moves on "Vampire Warrior"'s girlfriend, Chyanne, Stone reveals that "on the road, wrestlers talk."

Jeremy, as a color commentator opposite a wrestler named Angelo "A Train," works his ass off like a Poconos comedian in a tough room.

The room itself appears to be a massive Florida strip club, rented for a couple of days.

Staying true to the pro-wrestling format of betrayal and vendetta, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" to its credit fills the disc with several sex scenes and plenty of wrestling, as well as interstitial exposition of why everyone is so mad at each other. Some people are cheap, others introduced their former friends' daughters to porn, etc. Like watching wrestling without sex, it gets confusing to follow the storlyline sometimes.

While Mary Carey and Tyler Faith are in the movie, they do not show up in sex scenes. Those go to Secrets, Keeanie Lei, and Jessica Haze.

As a porn flick, "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" could have stood some improvement, but I say with all honesty that if you like professional wrestling, you will like this movie.

- Review by Gram Ponante

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Not Rated Pro Wrestling
Studio: New Porn Order
Director: Craig Valentine
Cast: Matt Bateman, Snakemaster Abudadene, Blackheart, Pablo Marquez, Loaded Cash, Kendra Secrets, Kis Romeo, Billy Blade, Annie Social, Buff Bagwell, Misty, Lee Stone, Keeanie Lei, Mary Carey, Doc Rivers, Mr. Montana, Tyler Faith, Jessica Haze, Vampire Warrior, Too Cold Scorpio, Evan Stone, Craig Valentine, Chyanne Jewel, Dick Fitzwell, "Knockout" Nikki, All the Money, Ron Jeremy, A Train

· New Porn Order (newpornorder.com)
· Buy "Not Rated Pro Wrestling" (gamelink.com)

Everybody Back On The Bus!

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:45:29 EDT

Having movable orgies in the back seats of buses/vans/tractors is a time-honored porn tradition. So why does this crew feel the need to turn their clandestine party ride into an open air bridge fuck in the middle of a city? This is one instance where it seems silly to try and have it both ways. It's like ... you wouldn't start an all-girl double dildo scene and then suddenly march in with a bunch of Japanese balloon fetishists half way through, would you? That would just be silly!

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· "In front of everyone" (pornhub.com)

Katsuni Is Looking For Work

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:45:11 EDT

If we're to believe the action in this clip, it looks like Katsuni (or Katsumi, if you're old school) needs a job again. But somehow we don't think she'll be unemployed for long. After all, there aren't that many French-Vietnamese porn stars with an adorable accent who take it in all three holes. Hey, if we could write her into the budget, we'd hire her ourselves! Though it looks like someone else might have beat us to her services. Good thing they decided to share a tape of the interview ...

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· Katsumi gaped in the office (pornhub.com)

Playing In The Backyard

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:05:13 EDT

People always mock the suburbs as a boring place where nothing ever happens, but they always overlook the key drawing point of the picket fence lifestyle: the nice green backyard that the picket fence surrounds. In fact, big city folks don't realize just how much action goes on back there. Why, almost every day a bear or a wolf wanders through, or you find buried treasure under the hedges, or some girl decides to turn your lawn furniture into her own personal pleasure area! Sure, there's a lot more maintenance and upkeep, but spend one lazy (or not-so-lazy) summer afternoon back there and you'll see that it's worth it.

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· "Playful teen backyard anal surprise" (xoxtube.com)

Advanced Sex With Aurora Snow

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:45:13 EDT

As we've noted here several times before, there are some sex acts that are better left to the professionals. For instance: double penetration, extreme ass play, choking and creampies may all look like a lot of fun, but they can prove a little tricky if you try to import them into your own bedroom. Good thing that Aurora Snow is very professional. Now just sit back and let her do all the work. (And don't forget to take notes!)

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· Aurora Snow ass play and cream pie (pornhub.com)

Glearning To Glove Glauren Star

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:55:54 EDT

Yes, we thought the same thing when someone first wrote to us asking about up-and-coming ass smoothie aficionado Glauren Star: that must be a typo. But it's not! We'd love to hear the story behind her unusual name—or any story about her, actually. But since all we could find in the way of a personal site was a rather uninspired MySpace page, we'll just have do with the few galleries and videos that we were able to track down. If there's one thing we have learned, though, it's that this gal is thirsty. When not mixing up various orifice-based cocktails or drinking out of porcelain bowls, she's basically having loads of filthy, filthy sex. This tattooed hottie is sort of what we imagine it would be like if Stoya and Belladonna somehow mated and got their lovechild a job at Burning Angel. (A job involving milkshakes of course.) Check out more of her small, but growing book of recipes below.

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· Kinky Glauren Star sucks a big cock (PornHub)
· Galleries via AssSmoothies, Extreme Sophia + Swirlie Girls (via royalporngalleries.com + ultimateporngalleries.com; more @ Ask Jolene)
· Glauren Star on MySpace (myspace.com)

Twice As Nice: Top Ten Double Dong Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:25:17 EDT

Much as we like to watch boys and girls getting it on, there are some things that a heterosexualist sex scene just can't provide—like the joy of watching two girls go at a doubleheaded dildo the way that only only two girls can. (We hear some of the kids call it "scissoring", though we never thought a fake dong was neccessary for that. But still!) This one goes out to dirty bacon and all the rest of you double dong enthusiasts out there: we've picked out a choice selection of girls and their friends and their toys for today's Fleshbot Requests roundup. After the jump, dive into the action to see how they all fit together—we're sure they'll make room for you if you ask nicely.

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Two Lesbians on the bar table (redtube.com)

Lesbians enjoy their doubleheaded Dildo (redtube.com)

Three Lesbians and two doubleheaded Dildos (redtube.com)

Lesbians have Fun with Double Dildo (redtube.com)

Two tight blonde babes use double dildo (pornhub.com)

Lesbians on double dildos (pornhub.com)

Hot lesbian having fun with a double dildo (pornhub.com)

Double dildo action (pornhub.com)

Double dildo action (megarotic.com)

Double Lesbian Play (megarotic.com)

Coffee, Tea Or Orgy?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:45:58 EDT

The worst thing about air travel has to be the layovers. Being stuck in a dreary airport in an unfamiliar city with nothing but a carry-on bag and an overpriced Cinnabon outlet to sustain you is no way to go through life. Plus, you never get an explanation for the inevitable and massive delays. Sometimes, any information would be more helpful than not at all—even something as simple as "We'll be delayed while the captain screws his entire flight crew back at the hotel." It may not make sleeping on the airport floor and picking at your stale Cinnabon any more pleasant, but at least you know your plane is grounded for a good reason.

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· "mile high club?" (PornHub)

Kelly 4 Free (4 Real!)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:20:06 EDT

Love Kelly Madison but hate, you know, actually paying for porn? Well, good news: Kelly 4 Free offers you the chance to ogle Kelly's luscious 34FF rack—and her other parts, too — without spending a dime! Granted, the free content is really just hosted galleries and trailers advertising her two paysites. But hey, you get what you pay for, cheapskate. (kelly4free.com)

A Country Boy Can Survive

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:20:36 EDT

We live in a big city, but we grew up in the Midwest, so we hate it when people assume that everyone who lives in a neighborhood that can't be reached by subway is an mouth-breathing inbred yokel who can barely tie his own shoes let alone know how to use a library card. (Our libraries are top-notch, thank you very much!) Just because someone hangs out in a barn all day that doesn't mean they aren't sophisticated. They can still recognize a hot pornstar when they see one and show her some good ol' down home hospitality, to boot.

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· Farmer's Fantasy (RedTube)

Joanna Angel's Long Lost Cousin?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:50:20 EDT

Unlikely though it may seem, we're almost postive that we've just discovered a long lost relative of our very own Supreme Commandress. Though she's halfway across the world—and even though we would never call Joanna a "tattoo slut", even though we're not sure she'd mind—this gal shares many similarities with the reigning queen of Burning Angel: long dark hair, plenty of tattoos, and a healthy love of butt sex. Now if only we could get these two together for a family reunion ...

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· Tattoo slut ass fuck (megarotic.com)

Six Bucks An Hour: Top Ten Bad Babysitter Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:55:49 EDT

Like many of you, we spent a lot of time babysitting during our teen years: it was an easy way to pick up some extra cash and allowed us to catch up on much needed TV watching at the same time! Of course, we were always very well behaved while on the job. But now we're starting to wonder if maybe that was a mistake. After watching these clips of bad babysitters minding more than just the kids while waiting for Mom and Dad to get home ... well, let's just say that it looks like we missed a lot of other fringe benefits of the job. If only we'd realized that ~~fifteen years~~ ~~ten years~~ before we left for college last year! At least we'll always have the special moments you'll find after the jump to help us recreate the memories ...

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Bored Babysitter (megarotic.com)

Callgirl for Babysitter! (megarotic.com)

mother pay the babysitter with a hot blowjob (megarotic.com)

Babysitter 2 (megarotic.com)

fucking my cute hot babysitter in public park (megarotic.com)

Babysitter Surprise (megarotic.com)

Making sure the babysitter is mature enough to handle the kids (pornhub.com)

Eat the babysitter! (megarotic.com)

The Babysitter #2 (megarotic.com)

Little sister part1 (pornkolt.com)

The Magic School Bus

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:34:00 EDT

The worst part about having a grown-up (sorta) day job is that we never get to go on field trips anymore. It's like having a day off, without actually having a day off. Plus, you get to ride on a bus (always fun!) and if you behave yourself, maybe the bus driver will stop at McDonald's on the way home! Unfortunately, we don't think these two are behaving very well. They probably won't get to go the science museum ever again, but detention will be so worth it.

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· "school girl fucked on the school bus" (PornHub)

Flesh Flicks: Rack 'Em Up!

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:10:20 EDT

Most people probably see a photographer who takes pictures of naked women assume that he must bang every hot chick who drops her drawers in his studio. The real truth is ... those people are right! Talking women out of their clothes is the hardest part of both photography and getting laid, so once you get those skills down, you're pretty much set for anything. Just don't forget to put film in the camera.

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· "Two babes and a photographer" (RedTube)

This Just In: Monster Dicks Continue To Pursue Young Chicks

DCypher — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:45:47 EDT

Aiden Starr, Jaeylin Fox, Lorena Sanchez, Sandra Romaine, and Veronique Vega have more than proved their moxie over the years when it comes to riding some of the most formidable appendages in the business. So it didn’t come as much of a surprise when we found them in the cast list of Hustler’s newest obtusely titled release, "Monster Dicks In Young Chicks". Unfortunately, Hustler didn't provide us with more information about director Lex Drill; fortunately, this is yet another one of those DVDs where the title pretty much speaks for itself. So let's just skip over to the preview gallery and save ourselves the effort of trying to say more about it, shall we?

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• Hustler (hustlerworld.com)

Autoerotic asphyxiation may have a pretty ...

Fleshbot — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:35:10 EDT

Autoerotic asphyxiation may have a pretty bad rap in mainstream media, but trained porn professionals like Fleshbot Crush Object Sasha Grey make it look like just another day at work—providing that your work involves things like getting fucked in the ass while holding a pair of stockings around your neck. Just don't try this at home. There's a reason why she's a trained professional, y'know. (orgasmatrix.com)

Let's Make Some Beautiful Music Together

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:45:27 EDT

They say that music calms the savage beast, but that's not the only effect it has on certain folks. We've always loved listening to music with the people we care about, or at least the people we're trying to get in the pants of. It's a really intimate experience, and a great way to feel close to someone. In fact, the only thing more intimate than listening to music together might just be getting ... er, even more intimate with them. And the lucky couple in this video get to have both kinds of intimacy at once! Just think of what would happen if they added one of these to the mix ...

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· Tight Little Latina Lupe (megarotic.com)

As Real As It Gets: "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2"

DCypher — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:10:37 EDT

As we've noted before, the burden of proof with most MILF titles these days is left up to the consumer—and with the number of MILF titles studios keep churning out, that's a lot of, uh, burden. So it's refreshing to see director Chris Streams releasing a MILF title that actually features women over 30. And how do we know they're thr real deal? Well, in some cases we've seen them performing in adult films for a minimum of six or seven years—which would at least make them around 25 or so. Also? The title is kind of clever in a crude sort of way. So there's that too.

In fact, "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2" doesn’t pull any punches anywhere. The video shows just enough wrinkles, stretch marks, and imperfectly proportioned rack jobs to make us believe we're watching insatiable cougar types in action—and we mean all of that in the best possible way. After all, you wouldn't want to buy or rent a title like this and see Veronica Rayne looking like a dewy-fresh barely legal ingenue, would you? No, you would not: you want to see her handling two studs at once as only a mature woman of experience can. And she does.

"Dirty Rotten Motherfuckers 2" also stars Brittany O’Connell, Holly Halston, Julia Ann, Monique, Jada Fire, Diamond Jackson, and Raquel Devine.

• "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2" (DVD info + more previews @ julesjordanvideo.com)

XOXTube Gives You More Tube To Unclog

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:20:30 EDT

Just when we were starting to think that we had seen every single video ever uploaded to RedTube or that Megarotic's daily viewing limits were going to force us into a permanent state of frustrated arousal, along comes yet another new(ish) take on the whole dirty video sharing community, XOXTube. (We guess the O is for "onomatopeia"?) From a purely functional standpoint, there's nothing new here—click buttons, watch porn, repeat—but you do get a whole new library of smut to choose from when your other alternatives start to seem stale. Just as in the rest of our free market economy, more choices give consumers more power to shape their own destinies, or something like that. So get in there and let Kobe Tai help you strike a blow for capitalism!

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· XOXTube (xoxtube.com)

Earning Your Wings: Top Ten Mile High Club Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:10:47 EDT

Air travel has gotten a lot less sexy over the years: the ~~stewardesses~~ flight attendants no longer dress like cocktail waitresses, the quarters have gotten way more cramped ... and don't even get us started on the price of alcohol. Yet somehow we're still turned on by the thought of doing it on a plane. Is it the danger of doing it in public? The thrill of cramped quarters? The aphrodisiac qualities of those teeny-tiny bags of pretzels? While we muddle through that one, check out some of our favorite members of the Mile High Club after the jump. May their courageous exploits serve as an example to us all!

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Plane Bathroom (megarotic.com)

Airplane Asian Sex! (megarotic.com)

sexy stewardess (megarotic.com)

Airplane Party—Hot Lesbians In Action! (megarotic.com)

Mile High Club again! (megarotic.com)

Terra White Anal in the Airplane (megarotic.com)

airplane bj (youporn.com)

Muscular dude fucking one hot chick on a plane (megarotic.com)

stocking stewardess sex (in the airplane) (megarotic.com)

Fly with us! (megarotic.com)

A Hard Day's Work

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:35:34 EDT

Every morning we wake up, get dressed, kiss our spouses goodbye, and head off to the office. Just like this guy! Of course, when we arrive in the office, we settle down for a long hard day of watching porn clips—whereas this guy gets to have a hot and heavy threesome with two hot babes, leaving no orifice unpenetrated. But other than that, he's a regular working stiff just like the rest of us. Right? (Or maybe it's a French thing?)

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· Two Girl One Man (megarotic.com)

Angelica Sin Gets What She Wants

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:35:46 EDT

Angelica Sin knows exactly what she wants: to take it in the ass. Coincidentally, watching Angelica take a hard cock in her big, perfectly round posterior is exactly what we want — especially when it's accompanied by a nice helping of Angelica taking it in the mouth and seeing Angelica with a hot load splashed all over her face for dessert. Isn't it nice when things work out for everyone?

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· Angelica Sin in All About Ass (megarotic.com)

Party On, Dudes: Top Ten Stag Party Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:55:32 EDT

Is there anyone out there who doesn't love a good party? And when the party we're talking about features with strippers, hookers, and all sorts of sexy naked fun ... well, we certainly don't turn down those kinds of invitations. Whether you're celebrating your last night as a bacehlor, enjoying the drunked fruits of frat life, or just getting better acquainted with some old (or brand new) friends, we hope you're having the time of your life. Especially when we get to watch.

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Bachelor Party Fuckfest (shufuni.com)

Martin got all 7 girls to himself for his bachelor (megarotic.com)

STRIP CLUB SEX (megarotic.com)

Hailey fucked at party 6 (megarotic.com)

Rudis Sperma Party privat German (megarotic.com)

two girls danced for private party (megarotic.com)

Fun on a Party (redtube.com)

Party-Girls (youporn.com)

Best wild FFM orgy at student party, inc. Audience (youporn.com)

Hookers at a party (youporn.com)

Border Patrol Searches Get More Intense

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:45:16 EDT

It's not as hard as you might think to drive a truckload of contraband through a heavily armed checkpoint. Just make sure that you obey all traffic laws, have all your papers in order, and bring along a co-pilot who doesn't mind taking the border guards out back for a quick cavity search. Sure, these official police types can be overbearing and occaionally cruel, but at least they're easy to bribe.

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· "Police Corruption" (Megarotic)

Flesh Flicks International Edition: Sprechen Sie "Pizza Boy"?

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:55:15 EDT

Sure, we've all seen the same old pizza delivery boy setup in porn flicks before, probably more times than we can count. But have you ever seen it acted out in German? We didn't even know they had pizza deliveries over there! Guess it's one more example of how porn really is the universal language after all. And if this movie shows us Germans are not only acquainted with deep dish deliciousness and hot hausfraus who answer the door in their underwear ... well then, ich bin ein pizza boy too.

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· "Delivery boy fucks German MILF" (PornHub)

Everything You Always Wanted To Know About The Adult Industry (But Didn't Want To Have To Pay To Find Out)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:45:14 EDT

An online venture called Carnal University has announced a new interactive web-based training module which promises to teach its students everything they need to know about the world of porn. (Take that, University of Phoenix!) For just a mere twenty bucks, you can sign up to learn the history of the adult industry, with special sections on porn pioneers as well as milestones in the skin business, some of its notable technological achievements, and memorable pop culture moments. Which sounds like a worthy course of study, to be sure—but why should you have to pay for something which is, after all, our collective borthright as proud porn-loving citizens? After the jump, let our own trained educational staff teach you everything you ever wanted to know about porn, except for maybe why melon-scented body spray is so popular on porn sets. And yes, there will be plenty of videos by way of illustration. (But no pop quizzes, we promise.)

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Industry Pioneers: Names To Know
John Holmes

Vintage Hardcore Sex (megarotic.com)

Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy and Amber Lynn (megarotic.com)

Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson Fuck (megarotic.com)

Tera Patrick

Tera Patrick fucked and facialized (megarotic.com)

Buck Angel

Buck Angel V For Vagina (xtube.com)

Joanna Angel

Hard Threesome (megarotic.com)

Milestones
Teagan Presley Becomes A Former Hardcore Pornstar
Saying Goodbye To All That: When Pornstars Quit The Business
Erica Campbell: From Nude Model To Model Christian
Welcome Back, Sara Stone
Bye Bye, Belladonna and Welcome Back, Belladonna

Technology
Teledildonics
iPhone Porn
Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

Pop Culture Moments
Justine Joli: From Girl On Girl To Girl On Game
Savanna Samson, Porn Pundit
Happy "Birthday," Sasha Grey!
Lisa Daniels: Heavy Metal, Major Boobage
Sasha Grey Is Our "Superchrist" (And The Smashing Pumpkins' Too!)
Joanna Angel Does LA Ink
Porn Valley Dispatch: Lexington Steele Smokes "Weeds"

· "Carnal University Launches First Online Course" (avn.com)
· Carnal University (carnaluniversity.com)
· Thumbmail via ultimateuniforms.com via Ask Jolene

Cytheria: The Way She Squirted

Fleshbot — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:10:07 EDT

Seeing Cytheria in that recently released Jenna Jameson flick a few days ago made us nostalgic for the days when you could barely turn around in the porn scene without being hit by one of her trademark squirts. So it was great to come across this compilation video of some of her more memorable moments ... which lets us relive them again and again. Never let it be said we're anything less than sentimental around here. (orgasmatrix.com)

Sunday In The Park With Blowjobs

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:45:22 EDT

There are lots of things to do in the park, like sit on the grass and swing on the swings and play on the jungle gym. But it seems that some folks prefer to enjoy the scenery from the comfort of the front seat of their car. After all, that way you don't have to worry about getting grass stains all over your clothes or bitten by insects. And if staying in your car means it's easier to engage in some hot blowjob action with your special friend ... well, doesn't that just make your visit that much more enjoyable?

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· Fun in the Park! (megarotic.com)

Soft On The Inside: "All Internal #8"

DCypher — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:10:30 EDT

As we've had occasion to mention before, the internal pop shot is one of the conundums of pornography—depending, as it does, upon its subject forcing said pop shot outside of her person in order to prove that it was, in fact, deposited inside to begin with. Keep that in mind as we discuss today's gonzo feature, director Chris Rolie's "All Internal #8". (But don't think about it too hard, else your head may explode.)

The internal pop shot is closely related to the creampie, bearing roughly the same relationship to it as do pupae to full-grown butterflies, and it is internal pop shots and their resultant creampies that are the focus of "All Internal 8"—as if you couldn't tell that already from the title. It stars a bevy of creampie-extruding cuties including Carla Cox, Madison Parker, Angelina Crow, Silvia Diamond, Stella Baby, Jenny Noel, and Jenna Jan, none of whom may be household names yet but all of whom will gain a certain notoriety from appearing in this no doubt soon-to-be-classic title. Think of what the first season of "The Facts of Life" did for Molly Ringwald and take it from there.

For all of you out there who have ever wondered about how creampies are created or the effects of gravity upon certain body fluids—or who are just dirty perverts (our favorite kind!)—this DVD, and this preview gallery, is for you.

• "All Internal #8" (DVD info @ julesjordanvideo.com/)

Flesh Flicks: Got Milk Maids?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:44:41 EDT

Were you raised in a barn? If so, then you probably get turned on by the idea of shagging a lusty farm wench—or a veterinarian who specializes in large animals—while the livestock serenades you with moos and neighs. Of course, you don't have to be a simple farm boy to enjoying watching two folk enjoy a roll in the hay. If fact, it's probably better to watch than it is to participate—it's the only way to get all the fun of barnyard sex, but none of the smells.

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· "Natural big breasts in a barn" (PornHub)

Burnt Offerings: Viv Thomas' "Members Only 6"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:45:06 EDT

While we are not the, er, house organ for Viv Thomas, we can explain covering two sequential titles in his "Members Only" series by saying that this one, confusingly, doesn't have cocks in it. Why, then, call it "Members Only"? Is this one of those Euro things like how cigarette holder-holding vamps refer to their parts as their "sex"? Don't they know what "member" means? Karen Black would know.

Yes, we are writing about "Members Only 6" because the performer Eleanor looks surprisingly like a blonde Karen Black and, apropos of Ms. Black's performance in "Capricorn One," we are equating the faked moon landing therein with the cocklessness of a movie boasting only members. There.

The above insert of Black, by the way, is from the 1982 film "Miss Right."

· Buy "Members Only 6" (vivthomas.com)

Dashiell Torralba: ¡Viva La Porn Revolucion!

Fleshbot — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:20:09 EDT

Gossip blogs are buzzing this week with the news that Dashiell Torralba, a former girlfriend of one of Fidel Castro's sons who recently sold a home movie with footage from everyone's favorite Cuban dictator's household to a Miami television station (and no relation to anyone we know), has apparently found another way to keep herself busy besides being charged for credit card fraud and identity theft: she also allegedly appears as "Rocio Marrero" in a Bang Bros. video called "Language Barrier". It's not the first time we've heard about a pornstar who's related to a famous name, however distantly; but it is the first time we've ever had occasion to mention Fidel Castro in connection with facial cumshots and hot Latina MILF action. So even if you have no idea who she is, won't you indulge our giddy excitement and check out the links and pics after the jump?

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• Rocio Marrero and Rocio Marrero in "Language Barrier" (previews @ bangbrosnetwork.com, via Your Dirty Mind

• See also: "The mystery of Dashiell Torralba" (babalublog.com)

Foursomes: It's All About The Love!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:15:11 EDT

We're not completely sure why four adults would choose to get freaky in a room that looks like it was decorated by a fourteen year old girl. (Is someone being naughty while the kids are at camp?) But there is one thing we do know. All those hearts on the walls have reminded us what's really important in a hot and heavy foursome: the love! Yes, we might get a bit distracted by all the bouncing boobs, tit fucks, footjobs, butt sex, and girls making out ... but at the end of the day, it's those warm and fuzzy feelings that bring us all back. (Okay, maybe that and all the gapes.)

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· Russian Foursome (megarotic.com)

Double Your Pleasure With Two Pregnant Lesbians!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:55:58 EDT

We're no strangers to the appeal of pregnancy porn, nor are we unfamiliar with the wonderful world of girl on girl action. But to truly understand the appeal of pregnant lesbians getting it on with one another, we must repeat the words of commenter anvalisok, who recently requested this extra special kink: "Just one lacks the double feminine glow." We may not know much, but we know better than to argue with that.

• Lesbians Fisting Pregnant (megarotic.com)

Put Me In, Coach: "Bad News Bitches 3"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:50:08 EDT

What better time to celebrate America's pastime than with American pornography, especially with this summer's Olympic games probably being the last for baseball? "Bad News Bitches 3" hearkens back to rambling, Cormanesque T&A movies like the original "Debbie Does Dallas" in its misguided attention to a plot when people like Penny Flame, Amber Rayne, and Rachel Roxxx running around in baseball jerseys and short shorts will do.

That our crack Photoshop team had to graft a baseball onto someone's peen will probably give you an idea of how much baseball is in this movie.

The Bad News Bitches must thwart the machinations of the thwarted rival of episodes 1 and 2 by any means necessary. As you can imagine, not much baseball is played throughout the movie, and there are no Belladonna-style scenes of unconventional bat placement, but older porn fans might appreciate this movie's similarity to the plot-heavy, good v. evil porn flicks of yore, just with more implants and less hair.

Admirable attention to detail includes "Bad News Bitches" t-shirts as well as location filming at an actual baseball diamond and aerial shots of Dodger Stadium.

· Pink Kitty Video (xxxjuicy.com)
· Buy "Bad News Bitches 3" (gamelink.com)

Flesh Flicks: Natural Wonders Of The World

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:15:50 EDT

Have you ever been camping in Yellowstone National Park? As you may be aware, the place is filled with powerful geysers that shoot amazing amounts of steam and water high into the air. It really is a spectacular sight to behold, as this video footage of an actual eruption shows. You have to be patient while you wait for the natural fountain to release her contents into the open, but in the meantime there is plenty more panoramic scenery to enjoy. And when that spectacular gusher goes off though, you'll understand why it was worth the wait. (Note: You might want to grab towel before you hit play. Mother Nature can get awfully messy sometimes.)

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· "mega squirt at camping site" (RedTube)

Fisting: It's Not Just For Porn Stars Anymore!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:55:35 EDT

Fisting may seem like one of those "don't try this at home" sex tricks, along the lines of making and serving ass smoothies or sticking baseball bats up your partner's ass. But as these two amateurs demonstrate, it's not just for pornstars: it's something regular people can enjoy too! Sure, it takes a bit of practice (and a lot of lube), but with enough patience, you'll be keeping pace with the pros in the fisting Olympics in no time. Assuming that someone actually organizes the fisting Olympics someday, that is.

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· Fisting fun (megarotic.com)