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Flesh Flicks: Stairway To Heaven?

We've never had a home with a staircase in it. Well, we have lived in walk-up apartment buildings with more stairs than we ever cared to count, but never a place with a second level requiring us to have a bonus flight inside our actual domicile. That means that, sadly, we've never been able to get busy on our very own bannistered steps—which is just awful because it looks so ... well, actually it looks kind of uncomfortable. (But kinky, right?) Maybe next time we'll ask our Realtor© to only show us places that have an elevator in the living room. More »

6:33 PM on Tue Jul 8 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
7,018 views, 2 comments

Latest by Lux Nightmare: You could always install a loft and do it on the ladder. That's even more uncomfortable (and scary!). more »

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What's Cookin'? Top Ten Kitchen Sex Videos

Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Some steamy tabletop sex with a side of kitchen counter loving? Up against the cabinet action followed by a fridge door foursome? Girl on girl a la mode, with a side of deep throat? Say no more—let's fire up the oven and heat this place up. More »

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2:01 PM on Tue Jul 8 2008
By Lux Nightmare
10,089 views, 1 comment

Latest by CloudCarrier: No. 2's final stare-down into the camera hypnotically floored me, so thank you for that! And I would believe that if King Crimson knew how useful their best epics and/or soundalikes favored amateur clips (No. 7), they might see more »

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How To Have A Successful Threesome

Having a good threesome isn't always easy—there are a lot of factors to keep in mind if you want the evening to go just right. But, as this helpful video demonstrates, the most important thing is to make sure everyone is involved in the action as much as possible. The last thing you want is for someone to feel left out. Oh, and bringing a camera to record the memories is a pretty good idea too. That's a memory you definitely want to last for a lifetime. More »

11:10 AM on Tue Jul 8 2008
By Lux Nightmare
8,567 views, 2 comments

Latest by dawimp523: Well, I thought it was German at first, but then it could be Swedish or Norwegian. Or maybe it's a made-up language that you only use when you have threesomes! Also, this raised a lot of other questions like: why more »

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Coming For A Cause: Just About Everybody You've Ever Masturbated To In "Defend Our Porn"

Whether you want to donate to the Evil Angel legal defense fund or spend 10 glorious, disturbing, jaw-dropping, delightful, and carnivorous hours with the likes of Belladonna, Sasha Grey, Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, and Tricia Devereaux (or, I imagine, both), you will love "Defend Our Porn."

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9:20 PM on Mon Jul 7 2008
By Gram Ponante
12,146 views, 6 comments

Latest by Gram Ponante: Yup. If you can find one county where a jury will call it obscene, you're all set. more »

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Flesh Flicks: The Magic Of Joanna Angel

We know it seems like we mention Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel a lot around these parts (she is our Supreme Commandress, after all), but there may still be a few among you who aren't as well acquainted with her body of work as we are and who may be curious to know why she's so special. While we'd be hard pressed to enumerate all of Joanna's charms — we do have other things to write about, you know — the following clip, from the seminal "Cum On My Tattoo", should give you some idea of the magic that is Joanna Angel. Or at least provide you with something to get off to. More »

4:55 PM on Mon Jul 7 2008
By Lux Nightmare
14,660 views, 5 comments

Latest by CloudCarrier: @BBsinead: That probably explains why every time I watch a Burning Angel movie, rabbits suddenly appear in every corner of the room. Both I & my fluffy friends thank you! more »

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Keeping The "Chemistry" Alive: The Orgy Edition

As the fourth installment in an award-winning series, "Chemistry 4" has a lot to live up to. Tristan Taormino's strategy of putting a group of porn stars in a house for a long weekend, arming them with cameras, and letting them have at each other has been a winning formula so far— but after three hot sessions of "Real World"-style porn, even the best-laid plans can start to wear thin. How do you keep the chemistry alive?

Well, for starters, declaring it to be "The Orgy Edition" certainly doesn't hurt. Nor does kicking off the action with some poolside lovin'. Long before Tristan's even had a chance to explain the house rules, Penny Flame and Evan Stone are already getting to know each other better. In our book, that's a pretty promising beginning ...

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2:20 PM on Mon Jul 7 2008
By Lux Nightmare
9,749 views, 3 comments

Latest by n/a: @bengurion: your momma should wash your mouth out with soap! how dare you say that old school porn sucks? that's what's wrong with kids these days... don't give a shit about history. more »

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The Nurse Will See You Now

It seems Sasha Grey isn't the only one who feels strongly about the importance of regular medical checkups. This lovely young health care professional also wants to make sure you get the attention you need during your annual physical — and then some. Now just lie back and let her do her work. If you're good, she might even let you examine her too. More »

11:45 AM on Mon Jul 7 2008
By Lux Nightmare
12,768 views, Comment

Love, American Style We know the thankfully recently departed Senator Jesse Helms was a staunch proponent of federal legislation outlawing desecration of the U.S. flag, but we wonder what he would have had to say about this plucky couple using Old Glory as a bedspread for their amateur porn shoot. After all, the fact that anyone can be a porn star in this great land of ours is surely one of the most cherished liberties we're celebrating as a nation today, isn't it? (fuck-mouth.com - thanks Tits)

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Ripped (Off) From Basic Cable: "Dawg The Black Booty Hunter"

The A&E show "Dog the Bounty Hunter" has no porn elements in it whatsoever—yet viewers would probably not be surprised if each and every one of its characters had a porn career, so similar is the demographic. That is why "Dawg the Black Booty Hunter" (and, really, do we ever hear of white booty?) is the most apt porn crossover we have yet to actually see. Now all we need for our double-digit channel flipping is "Ass Road Truckers."

· BNew Porn Order" (newpornorder.com)

· "Dawg" tease on YouTube (youtube.com)

9:30 PM on Thu Jul 3 2008
By Gram Ponante
3,420 views, Comment

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Flesh Flicks: No More Lonely Nights

Like you (right?), we've spent many a night alone at home flipping through porn mags, getting reacquainted Mr/s. Handy, and desperately wishing for a beautiful blonde to magically appear and turn our fantasies into reality. But we always up the next morning cold, lonely, and with cramps in our hands. Maybe we just weren't wishing hard enough? Judging by this video, it seems that sometimes dreams do come true, at least for one lucky young man who happened to find himself living in a porn movie. Maybe we should ask him to do the wishing for us next time ... More »

3:55 PM on Thu Jul 3 2008
By Lux Nightmare
34,340 views, Comment

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Pornic Voices: Harmony And Dirty Harry In "Tough Love 14"

"My wife hates hookers," laments Dirty Harry, Porn's Everyman, to the neo-Crumb Girl Harmony. "Especially ones who smoke."

Harry has just been informed by a workman that his repairs will not be ready in time for his wife to return, so Harry needs to take out his fear and frustration on Harmony.

"I paid for you," he says as Harmony gets uppity. "I can do whatever I want!"

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1:25 AM on Thu Jul 3 2008
By Gram Ponante
10,104 views, Comment

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Meet Jenna Taylia (No, Really)

Surely someone had to have come up with this name before. But its current owner, featured in a movie called "Aussie Fuckfest: Gold Coast," was the subject of one of those vaguely sorrowful "Look at what's become of us!" stories in an Australian publication last year during the movie's filming. We take a look at the disconnect between porn and its coverage after the gap.

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4:55 PM on Wed Jul 2 2008
By Gram Ponante
15,176 views, Comment

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Flesh Flicks: Ye Olde Puffy Shirt

We've always been big fans of period costume dramas: t's like being transported to another time and place where people fucked in barns instead of fucking in kitchens and swimming pools and elevators like they do today! Isn't it magical? Of course, we still find it a little bit hard to believe that dudes with unwashed hair and oversized flowing puffy shirts could seduce so many country milkmaids quite so easily. We guess things really were different back then. More »

3:30 PM on Wed Jul 2 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
14,393 views, 1 comment

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Back To School: Remembering The Good Times With Haley Page

Our bright college years were a magical time filled with hanging out with our friends, drinking beer, going to frat parties, and watching porn stars have threesomes ... well, in our fantasies at least. Alas, we never got a chance to tap a keg with the fondly remembered Haley Paige either, but when we stumbled across this clip in which she costars with a couple of her coed friends it made us think about all the parties we could have gone to if we hadn't been so concerned with, you know, hitting the books and stuff. Had we known we wouldn't have ended up having much use for that degree in theoretical physics in our eventual job anyway, we probably wouldn't have bothered. More »

10:35 AM on Wed Jul 2 2008
By Lux Nightmare
11,024 views, 2 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: University of Sexy Coitus. /best i can do on short notice more »

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The Ignominious Return Of Porn Review Haikus: International MILF Edition

"Slutty fuck toys give in to their dripping wet desires and take a deep dicking that is nothing short of spectacular. Cock crazed cuties get a pussy pounding that leaves their steamy slits red and raw," reads the Grammy-winning liner notes of "Mommy, Granny & Me"—which tells us nothing about the three generations of compounded shame within. Hence this haiku:

For nine Thanksgivings
Granny just basted herself
It's why Grandpa died.

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1:20 AM on Wed Jul 2 2008
By Gram Ponante
3,461 views, 3 comments

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Love Taps: Top Ten Boob Banging Videos

After a wild night of ass smoothies and gape rimming, we can sometimes feel a bit worn out and overstimulated. (Who wouldn't?) In times like those, sometimes we need to forgo the craziness for a while and just get back to basics—and what's more basic than a nice pair of jugs and a big hard cock? Yup, some good old fashioned boob banging is always good for curing what ails us. (Sure, some might call it "tittty fucking", but that always sounded sort of sixth grade to us. And note that we said boob banging, not boob punching. Like we said, we're trying to get back to the basics here.) More »

2:40 PM on Tue Jul 1 2008
By Lux Nightmare
23,806 views, 11 comments

Latest by Rogg2000: just make sure to lube it up, or you will cause some serious damage, (talking from experience) more »

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Penny Flame Films Self (Because We Need The Extra Hand)

"That's what my boobs look like on camera?" asks the delicious and volatile Penny Flame in the pleasantly disquieting "I Film Myself 7." "Holy crap." For a movie that makes the performer the cameraman and the scene partner the viewer, you'd expect the resulting effect to be more claustrophobic than it is, and the production value (yes, it still matters) to be awful. Yet these scenes makes us feel like we're fighting in some dusty place and our hot girlfriends just sent us a movie.

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9:50 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
By Gram Ponante
20,634 views, 2 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: Penny Flame has jumped to the head of my favourites. Finding out she looks like Cat Power will do that. more »

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Flesh Flicks: Up A Tree

Is this where the term treehugger comes from? Because we know that it has something to do with nature "lovers" and people who get turned on by being outdoors, right? Sometimes just being out in the fresh air and enjoying the sights and sounds of the forest is all that it takes to get people feeling randy and adventurous. Of course, being adventurous is also how you get poison oak on your bikini line, so we'll just watch from inside today, thanks. More »

5:24 PM on Mon Jun 30 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
18,734 views, Comment

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