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· "Outdoor Sex - Voyeur" (Haporn)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

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· Bathroom (Shufuni)

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· Laundry Room (Shufuni)

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· Living Room (Shufuni)

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· Elevator (Shufuni)

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· Parking Garage (Shufuni)

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· Wood Shop (PornoTube)

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· Office (Shufuni)

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· Another Office (PornoTube)

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· Office Kitchen (Haporn)

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· Back Alley (Shufuni)

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· strippers backstage ... OR cheerleaders after practice? You decide. (Shufuni + Haporn)

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Previously: Video Playpen Archive

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· Electricity Play Deanna (Haporn)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

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· Kinky Kitchen Sex (Shufuni)

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· Kitchen Sex Caught (PornoTube)

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· 2 chicks 1 dude (Haporn)

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· Japan Kitchen Cumshot (Shufuni)

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· brunette (Haporn)

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· Amateur Girl Masturbating In The Kitchen (Shufuni)

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· BabySitter Fucked in the kitchen (Haporn)

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· Kitchen Blowjob (Shufuni)

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· kitchen fun 2 (Haporn)

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Previously: Video Playpen Archive

We're no marriage counselors—or professional gamblers, for that matter—but we think it's just good advice to never make a bet with your fiancé if you aren't prepared to handle the consequences of losing. Cuckolding can be fun, in the right circumstances, but when not handled properly ... well, let's just say this fake movie couple may not live happy ever after. Actually, judging by their rapport, we think her eagerness to jump into another man's bed may be the least of their problems.

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· "A bet is a bet" (Haporn)
· Related: Cuckold Husband Blog

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

As the first day of summer approaches, so does the last day of school for our horny, barely legal teens. The notoriously hardworking Japanese, of course, never stop their education, and why would they when classes involve riding giant dildos and auditioning for the next edition of "Pantyhose Whores"? We suspect that either these girls were held back several years to meet the age requirements, or they are in some sort of advanced master's class for continuing toy riding studies. In either case, they've definitely done their homework.

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· 5 schoolgirls riding dildos (haporn.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

We don't see too many people on the video sharing sites with a lot of color in their skin, especially those that have multiple colors in their skin. This particular couple has so much ink on their bodies they almost don't qualify as naked, but even the quickest glance will tell you exactly what they're up to. Watch even more closely and you might get some fun ideas for body art to add to your own bad self (not to mention some decorating ideas for next Halloween) Those of you who are afraid of needles should be able to find something to look at too.

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· Tattooed Couple (Haporn)
· Clip via Velvet Ecstacy (velvetecstasy.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

With its non-existent story lines, zero character development, and predictable, robotic action, does today's porn move just a bit too slow for you? What if you could speed up your blowjob watching so that you could go from de-pantsing to money shot in a just few short moments? Believe it or not, you would hardly notice the difference other than the fact that it sounds like someone is getting fellatio from a chipmunk. That's a small price to pay for the ability to watch your porn in half the usual time. Of course, with all the bonus minutes available during your work day, you might actually have to, you know ... do your work. How horrible would that be?

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· Fast Forward Blow Jobs (Haporn.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Today's clip is short, but about five kinds of sweet. A little person pretending to be a baby having anal sex a with full-sized woman in an over-sized crib is sort of like a cosplay fantasy mixed with infantilism but like ... in reverse. Or doubled. Or something. We're still trying to wrap our mind around this out-of-proportion mash up, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy it anyway. It's not about big or little, it's what you do with the tools you've been given, right?

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· dwarf fuck (Haporn)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

We've said before how much we those types of holidays that Hallmark somehow hasn't gotten around to promoting yet, especially when they involve two of our favorite things—or in the case of this weekend's Cake and Cunnilingus Day, two more of our favorite things. Newly hatched in response to Steak and Blowjob Day every March and accompanied by an informative website that gives you everything to need to make the party in your pants a successful one, this latest annual celebration will hopefully give us all something to look forward to come mid-April each year besides filing our tax returns. While the focus might be on making women happy, it's something that we all can participate in: surely eating pussy is one of those things where it's every bit as good to give as it is to receive. And everyone likes cake, right?

· Cake And Cunnilingus Day (cakeandcunnilingus.com - thanks Ms. Naughty)
· Thumbnail via Violet Blue + Muff Diving Men; see also Pure Cunnilingus (paysite preview tours @ muffdivingmen.com + purecunnilingus.com)

After the jump, check out a selection of video clips to help get you in the mood—because even if you find yourself with no one to chow down with tomorrow, at least you won't be missing out on all the fun.

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· Pussy licking

· Housewife Lesbian Lickfest

· Black pussy licked

· Great licking

· Licking fun

· Two hot chicks licking

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Previously: Flesh Flicks: Cunnilingus For Dummies, Classical Cunnilingus, Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Tongue Tingler, Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Velvet Touch Clit Licker, Happy Steak And Blowjob Day!,

Fumbling around in the back seat of your parents' Oldsmobile is a time-honored tradition that all car-loving Americans hold dear. So it's no surprise that when those horny teenagers grow up and can afford their own vehicles, they're going to get busy in them. And probably film it too. As usual, this collection doesn't even scratch the surface of car-related porn (and doesn't even include your classic gear shift insertions), but it should get you started off down the freeway of love. Just remember to always set your parking break and check your blinds spots. The last thing you want is to get rear-ended. (Accidentally, that is.)

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· Car Fuck (Haporn)

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· Cum-Roof (Car Roof Job I - Trailer) (PornoTube)

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· Cum-Roof (Car Roof Job II) (PornoTube)

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· bangbus Kate (Haporn)

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· Orgasm in Car (PornoTube)

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· Car accident victim fucked (Haporn)

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· Trunking (PornoTube)

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· caravane (PornoTube)

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· car fucking (PornoTube)

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· Washing the windshield with her boobs (Haporn)

· Thumbnail image via funpic.hu

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Previously: Video Playpen Archive

We've already addressed concerns today about the lack of porn for women but surely no one will have any bones to pick about this clip—it's filled with women, and we know everyone can be supportive of that. OK, so maybe an all-girl orgy isn't your favorite fantasy, but let's be honest ... it's a pretty good one, isn't it? (Bonus points and squishy love vibes to anyone who can tell us where this comes from. We're dying to see how it all turns out.)

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· "lesbo_orgy" (Haporn)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

It's a well-known scientific fact that having sex burns 30,000 calories an hour. (That's 100% true. Don't even bother too look it up.) So imagine if you could have sex and get your regular workout in at the same time? If you get laid often enough, you could have the body of an Olympic athlete in a just a few short weeks! That's obviously what the girls in these videos are attempting, although maybe they aren't incorporating their exercise equipment so much as just fucking on top of it. Those giant rubber balls are great for your back, though. She must have terrific posture.

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· Fab-Rider (Abdominal Exerciser I) (Haporn.com)

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· great ball fuck (Haporn.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

What is it with women these days? It's like you can't even invite five chicks over to hang out in your hot tub without it turning into a lesbian orgy! We're not complaining, mind you; far be it for us to judge how eager some gals are to get it on with other women when there's a lot of water involved. Is this trend all in our head, or have you noticed it too? Maybe you should throw your own hot tub party and see if you get similar results. (And make sure you invite us if you do. Somehow things just never turn out like this when we try to plan it ourselves.)

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· "Lezbo bath party" (Haporn)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

We've seen women service men with their feet plenty of times, but an even more rare and special technique is female-on-female foot insertion. You normally wouldn't ask a friend to kick you in the crotch just for the fun of it, but you don't hear any complaints from the ever-plucky Belladonna here as she finds herself on the receiving end of a dildo-enhanced footjob. Or maybe you do, but you won't be able to decipher it since these chicks can't seem to stop talking over each other. One "fuck yeah!" at a time, ladies—otherwise our closed captioning system starts to get really confused.

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· Foot insertion (Haporn)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

We've been told by people who know such things that blog readers love lists: they're simple, quick to read, and generate discussion. In fact, we know more than a few websites that rely on them pretty much exclusively—Top 10 this, Worst 8 that. So in that spirit we're presenting you with our latest Video Playpen roundup of the Top Ten Blowjob Videos We've Seen This Week. See, we're hedging our bets a little bit, because frankly there are a lot of blowjobs out there on the internet—and try as we might, there's no way to see them all. So we're not confident enough to proclaim these the ten best blowjobs ever. They aren't all new, they aren't all complete, and they certainly aren't definitive. But you know the old joke where the guy is asked to describe the worst blowjob he ever had in his life? (The answer: "Awesome!") It's a list ... it's blowjobs ... you really can't lose.

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· Jeanna Fine in Dr. Fellatio (XXX Uploads)

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· Red head twins (aka Pason and Danni Woodward) (Haporn)

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· Great Facial! (PornoTube)

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· great head (XXX Uploads)

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· Awesome amateur deepthroat and swallow (Haporn)

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· Eve Laurence (XXX Uploads)

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· blowjob gangbang (XXX Uploads)

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· Black-Haired Facial!! (XXX Uploads)

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· Cum Sneeze (XXX Uploads)

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· The Hippie Facial (XXX Uploads)

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Previously: Video Playpen Archives, Flesh Flicks Archives

We pretty much take it as a given that 98% of all porn video files on the interweb are labeled incorrectly. How many times have you downloaded a movie with the filename "brinteyspeers_REALlesbianorgy_xx" and when you open it up, it's actually some German guy getting spanked in an S&M dungeon? It's very frustrating, but it's all part of the game. Still, there's no excuse for anyone smart enough to turn on a computer to misfire this badly. Sometimes it's a legitimate case of mistaken identity—even we can't keep them all straight—but is there anyone left on the planet who doesn't know what Jenna Jameson looks like? (Even in her new, excessively streamlined incarnation.) Unless she's hiding under the bed, she's no where near this threesome, so let's try to be a little more careful out there, people. This message has been brought to you by the Committee for Responsible Porn Labeling.

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· "Jenna Jameson 2 blondes" (Haporn—and that's Jill Kelly in the belly bracelet and white boots)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

We love fake holidays as much as anyone, so of course we're going to honor Steak and Blowjob Day. Celebrated on March 14 and billed as the Valentine's Day for guys (or girls) who hate all that mushy stuff, it's a straightforward way for loving couples to show their appreciation for each other with an exchange—or rather, a one-way transmission—of hot beef injections—and the best part is that you don't have to wrack your brain for a gift idea since it's right there in the name of the day! To do our part, we scrounged up some quality knob gobbling videos to help set the mood—but unfortunately ever since that Atkins guy died of a coronary new examples of steak porn are a little harder to come by these days. (Still, aren't you glad that we got through this whole post without once using the phrase "tube steak"?)

· Steak and Blowjob Day (steakandbjday.com)
· Thumbnail via the ever-classic "Super Model Meat Sports" (video @ transfatty.com)

Lots more mouth-watering meaty goodness after the jump.

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· (I Deep Throat) Heather and friend (Haporn)

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· Veronica (Haporn)

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· Jenna! (Haporn)

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· After School (xxxuploads.com)

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· Awesome Blowjob (xxxuploads.com)

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· trendy blowjob (xxxuploads.com)

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See also:

· Flesh Flicks: Gloryhole Madness!
· The Art Of (Very) Deep Throating
· Blowjobs and Haikus

· Slate on Atkins Porn
· More Fast Food Porn
· Neo-Ronald(s)
· Hardee's Girl Commercial
· Paris Loves Meat
· More Meat and Porn
· More Women and Meat
· More Atkins Porn
· Super Model Meat Sports
· CGI: "Burgers & Blowjobs"

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And for our vegetarian friends:

· How To: Make Your Own Veggie Vibrator
· Vagetarian Porn
· Vegan Sex Toys

While digging through the video porn sites every day, we come across a lot of older stuff that reminds us of our youth. You know, like earlier this decade. Although these scenes have been around a while, we usually haven't seen them in years and they take us back to our early days of internet smut gathering. We occasionally like to resurrect them for you here, partly out of nostalgia and partly because we're still in mourning over the Great Hard Drive Crash of '03. Like this clip of those two Romanian gymnasts who had a nice side career performing their routines in the nude for Japanese videos. Remember them? Ah ... the web was so innocent way back then. Not at all cynical and jaded like we are now. Thank you, Haporn, for occasionally allowing us to relive those times and for being the kind of place that collects shirtless uneven parallel bar routines. Maybe the present really isn't so bad after all.

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· Nude Gymnastics (haporn.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives, Naked Gymnasts

There's a guy on our block who will cut anybody's hair for $9. It's a pretty good deal, but the downside is that every customer gets the same Marine-style buzz cut no matter what they ask for. Plus, he doesn't look anything like this girl—and he definitely won't climb on to the chair with you for a bikini body rubdown. As if you needed any more proof that everything is kinkier in Japan, it now seems that even a simple haircut can turn into your lucky day. Unfortunately, the blow dry is extra.

· Guy getting haircut gets lucky (Haporn)

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Because that clip cut off just as it was getting interesting, here's a bonus video of a completely random and unrelated blowjob. Does it make any less sense that what you just watched?

· Asian Blowjob (Haporn)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives