The Simple Pleasures

This Saturday, we encourage you to appreciate the simple things: an enthusiastic handjob. A nice set of breasts. Good tan lines. Lucky for you, they're all in this clip. More »

A Day At The "Suck Off Races"

Consider the Mope. While veteran Chelsie Rae or barely legal Tara Lynn Fox competes to coax a load from him and his brethren in the shortest time, he is under the most intense performance pressure of his unpaid bukkake/gangbang/gokkun career. More »

The Magic Touch

If you ask us (and since you're reading this, you pretty much did), handjobs are the most underrated sex act of all. You might not even think of them as sex—but this video will change your mind. More »

Never A Dull Moment

Photo by John B. Root (rebootcash.com, via indienudes.com)

Fleshbot PSI: What Foreign Film Features This Hot Scene?

Once in a blue moon, we come across a mainstream sex scene that actually impresses us. Like this one: it's hot, there's hard cock, and it's almost nine minutes long. There's just one problem: we don't know where it's from. More »

Worshipping At The Altar Of Lilith

Because Amateur Crush Object Lilith is actually Lilith the Sex Goddess, and not just Lilith the Sex Mortal, she requires her followers to worship her with offerings. And because she's a sex goddess, she prefers offerings of jizz. More »

A Gift That's Sure To Impress: Your Dick In A Box

Well, it looks like this couple took that Justin Timberlake/Andy Samberg song a little too literally (or maybe just literally enough, depending on your predilections). At least we know what to get them for their anniversary... More »

Tori Lane Reminds Us Of The Important Things

We've seen some pretty bad porn titles in our time, but this may be one of the absolute worst. Following in the footsteps of "Scary Movie," "Date Movie," and "Dance Flick" comes... (wait for it...)... More »

Keeani Lei Makes Being Bad Look So Good

We were very well-behaved in school—good students, with good grades and lofty goals (like one day running a porn blog). But now we're starting to regret sticking to the straight and narrow. More »

Now You Know, And Knowing Is Half The Battle

We at Fleshbot are eternally grateful to Penny Flame for giving the world this instructional video on how to give hand jobs. The skill is a vital part of your sexual résumé. More »

Idle Hands Are The Devil's Playthings

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Madison Scott Really Touches Us

If you have yet to catch what's known around these parts as "Madison Scott fever," then you're just not looking in the right places. And you should definitely click through on this post. More »

Penny Flame Has The Whole World In Her Hands, Mouth

When thinking of Penny Flame (and we are), her hands aren't the first things that come to mind. "We already know she isn't a transsexual," we say. "Concentrate on other parts." But now we've reconsidered. More »

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Jerked By An Angel Edition

Unless performed on oneself, the handjob is the toughest of the marital arts. Therefore the notion of a "Fantasy" handjob made me think of Cthulhu (the tentacles!), Grimace, the Archangel Gabriel, or a unicorn. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Courtney Cummz

Courtney Cummz won our heart with her delightful personality and her sweet face, but she didn’t stop there. Her trim body, fine ass, and pierced nipples are a delight to look at, especially when she’s getting railed silly by some lucky bastard. But Courtney’s even more - if you can believe it - than a pretty face and a perfect round ass and a pair of perky pierced nipples.

Mia Smiles Is Smiling Somewhere Else Now

It's always sad to say goodbye to pornstars—especially ones as adorable as Mia Smiles (who, we must say, we totally loved in Jamye Waxman's "Toying With Pleasure."). But, even in the best of porn careers, there comes a time when one must move on—and so it is that we now say goodbye to Mia Smiles, who's moving on to other work after twelve lovely years in the adult industry. Oh Mia, we'll miss you—but at least we'll always have the memories (and so can you! Check below the cut!). More »

1st And Ten, Do It Again

Taking your girlfriend up to the rocks overlooking the football stadium is an excellent cheap date, but just remember that if you can see into the stadium, everyone in the stadium can see you too. (YouTube, via Deadspin) More »

"The Best Hand Job In Town"

An Elgin, Illinois, car wash recently caused a bit of a kerfuffle by advertising their machine-free towel dry service as "the best hand job in town." Even more amusing than the hysterical reaction of the townsfolk—or that the local paper can't bring themselves to say the offending phrase—is the owner's defense that this is standard industry "lingo" and if you don't believe her then you morons should just Google it. Well, we didn't, so we did and you know what? She's right! So does that mean "hand job" is just a part of boring everyday business jargon ... or do all car wash owners simply have the same sick sense of humor? Check out our rogue's advertising gallery below and decide for yourself. More »

Happy Endings: Not Just For Married Men Anymore!

The reach around. The full release. The big squeezer. What ever you want to call it, the post-massage tugjob is a time-honored tradition from luxury vacation spas to seedy Chinatown pleasure shops. When lonely, bored, or frustrated men just want a little something extra from their "relaxation therapy," they always known that a nice tip—and the right answer to "Are you a cop?"—can always get them a nice bonus. But what about female customers? Don't their needs and desires matter? Surprisingly enough, they do! It seems that today's stressed-out women are learning that a well-timed handjob can be on the menu for them as well. There's even this website trend piece to prove it! Both male and female rubdown artists are relaxing tense women everywhere ... and the girls can't stop raving about it. More »

Fleshbot PSI: We Need A Nurse, Stat!

You've done pretty well with our first two Porn Scene Investigation challenges, gentle readers, but now we have a potentially more difficult assignment to really test your mettle. This one comes to us from one of your fellow Fleshbot fans who desperately wants to know the identity of the busty nurse in the clip you'll find below. (Yes, handjobs seem to be a theme around here today.) The gauzy soft focus makes us think of something we might see on Playboy TV or the Spice Channel, but we can't put a name to the face. Won't you help? Remember: we're looking for name of the actress as well as the title of the movie the clip is from, so it might take longer than the eight seconds it took you to figure out the last one. Still, one reader's eternal gratitude is in your hands. Can you crack the case or do we need to call a doctor? More »

Wanted: Full Body Rubdown

After a long, hard week at work, we like to unwind with a nice relaxing massage. There's a place down the block from our office that's always been good to us—the prices are good, the masseuses are talented, and we always leave feeling ten years younger. But over the years, the staff there seems to have lost some enthusiasm for their craft. They've gotten stingy with the body oil, and the full body massages are, well, less than full body. So maybe it's time for a change. Anyone know where this place is? Seems like they offer exactly the range of services we're looking for. More »

We worked in a library in a previous life, but no one ever walked out of that place with "complete satisfaction" for just $10. At those prices, Eliot Spitzer must be kicking himself. (Yes, we're afraid these jokes will continue for quite some time. Sorry.) (Copyranter)

How To: Lead A Sexy Double Life

Everyone has certain habits or interests they generally like to keep private, like banging hookers in expensive hotel rooms. But suppose you also have an important high-profile job, like—and we're just throwing this out there as a possible example—governor of a large Eastern state? If other people found out about what you were doing, it might cause problems for you at work. So does that mean you have to choose between your job and your extracurricular interests? Of course not! Leading secret double lives is an American tradition, and Time Out New York's latest unbelievably coincidental issue talks to people about their hidden worlds — including the lawyer/go-go dancer, the loving father/group sex enthusiast (who you may be familiar with) and the husband who can't seem to say no to a good happy ending. (Can anyone?) They even offer tips on how to keep your secret shame a secret. If only this had hit the newsstands just a few days earlier who knows who it might have helped? More »

Two-Fisted Education From Hand Job Advice

The hand job may be among the most underrated ways to get off—not as hot as a blow job, but a lot more work than masturbating. But perhaps it's also just the most misunderstood? After all, no one really knows how someone else's junk works — even if you happen to have your own junk yourself — and that can lead to a lot of awkward and potentially painful moments. The aptly named Hand Job Advice graciously decided to help by offering several techniques that might come in ... uh, handy; even better, they all come with video demonstrations so you can see what the hell the scary headless lady is talking about. Heck, even solo flyers might learn some new tricks. So if you're a little unsure about your manual labor skills, give it a shot. Who knows? With a little practice your man might even decide that he prefers some mano-a-cock action. We guess stranger things have happened. More »

The Hidden Dangers Of Sex In Public

The book of exhibitionism is a well-documented tome filled with illicit back seat blowjobs, back row handjobs and lots of furtive masturbation. People always say that it's the risk of getting caught that excites them, but what happens when you actually do get caught? If the following videos are to be believed ... not much. The consequences of getting nasty in public aren't all that great, because frankly no one cares! The worst punishment you'll probably receive is a few sidelong glances and maybe some "I never!"s, but in most instances you'll escape unscathed. We say most, because there's always the possibility that some angry old man will take issue with your behavior and deliver his own brand of swift justice. You don't even want to know what this guy would do if he caught you running across his lawn. More »

Flesh Flicks: The Butterfly Effect

We were sort of hoping that Isabella Rossellini's bug sex instructional manuals would've looked a little more like director Philip Mond's 2006 instant entomological porn classic "Insexts", but it turns out that not everyone can pull off hardcore insect love with such aplomb. Still this clip does provide a helpful tutorial on how you should behave if you ever encounter a giant 8-foot-tall butterfly with no pants. (Hint: Don't neglect the "flower.") Also, we're not sure who the queen is ... but is that a pupa stage Nick Manning as the cunning linguist? If only he had shouted "Dropping pollen!" we would have known for sure. More »

Vivid Ed head honchette Tristan Taormino announced this week that her fellow Fleshbot crush object Penny Flame has been hired to direct a new line of sex instruction DVDs for the company; "Penny Flame's Expert Guide to Hand Jobs for Men and Women" is due out later this year. Our palms are getting moist just thinking about it! (Among other parts.) (Xbiz)

A visionary Canadian judge has ruled that massage parlour "happy endings" are not considered prostitution and those canucks have our favorite blowjob takin' ex-prez to thank for it. Guess that NAFTA treaty finally paid off. (thestar.com)

We're not really sure who this girl is or why she enjoys giving rim/handjobs to non-existent people, but we suppose that everyone needs a hobby. Even if it's invisible. (uniquepeek.com)

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