The lineup of speakers and panels looks pretty exciting, and there's also a performance lineup starring Kink.com's Fucking Machines, an interactive female orgasm exhibit (their equivalent of booth babes, we guess), and something called "The Electric Orifice Orchestra" where "extravagantly dressed performers use live biofeedback from muscular interior walls of their bodies to create a multi-media interactive show". Our arses are already tingling with geeky porn-tech glee. (Or from our latest Marital Aid Test Kitchen mishap. It's hard to tell.)

· Arse Elektronika 2007: Porn and Tech Conference (tickets, info @ monochrom.at)
· Thumbnail: Kink.com's Fuckzilla in action

· Lindsay Lohan is very shiny. Isn't she overdue for some truly insane public behavior? (egotastic.com, more @ drunkenstepfather.com)

· An artist plans to install 30 full-size nude male sculptures on rooftops all over London in a completely sensible plan that shouldn't cause anyone to get upset ever. (thisislondon.co.uk)

· Is video upload site XXX Uploads the target of jihad? Whatever happened to the good old fashioned fatwa? (ghettowebmaster.com)

· In what may be the strangest piece of royal gossip ever (and that's saying something) the future King and Queen of England may have broken up because of ... German porn maestro Klaus Harmony? For a dead guy, he's got one heck of a press agent. (pugbus.net)

· State lawmakers in Utah want to ban open wi-fi networks. Why? Because of the childrens of course! (kutv.com)

· Letter To The Editor Of The Day: "Come on, TV entertainers ... Your children are watching porn!" (pressconnects.com)

· Sex workers in India "employing" men to act as "partners" for "social and emotional support." Next week, India learns about the Pimp Cup. (indiatimes.com)

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In a monumental disaster for lovers of free porn—in other words, everyone—online hooligans took down video sharing site XXXUploads over the weekend, resulting in the loss of all of their content. All the blowjobs and threeways and rabbit fucking clips ... gone. The site has already started work on the long, slow process of rebuilding its inventory, but thousands of dirty clips have forever been lost to the digital gods—and for us that means a good deal of our Flesh Flicks archives are now obsolete. We apologize for any broken videos you may encounter while trawling our archive, but try not to take your frustrations out on your poor laptop. The best thing you can do at this point is remain calm and keep sharing your own videos with the world—otherwise the hackers will have won. We'll never understand what kind of sick monster would take joy in robbing the world of porn, but we think there's a special place for them in interweb hell, where miscreants are forced to watch blinking text, click endless pop-up ads, and wait for bad MySpace layouts to load for all eternity.

· XXXUploads (xxxuploads.com)

As as a sign of solidarity, here's a lesbian sleepover to get the ball rolling again.

· Lesbian Sleepover

Upload More on the hackery @ : GhettoWebmaster.com"Online Jihad: Porn site hacked on Easter Sunday"

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