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#maritalaidtestkitchen
The Enspiral Vibrating Love Glove
The coolest thing about this gadget is that the "glove" resembles Leatherface's apron in the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." More » -
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Listening To The Talking Head Vibrator
It's impossible to effectively talk dirty while you're face-deep in someone's snatch. Am I right? Am I right?? Ladies? But now you can talk dirty and not even be in the same room. More » -
#maritalaidtestkitchen
Bring Me The Mouth Of Allanah Starr
"Look for the Adam's Apple!" one is told as one plans a Thailand vacation. But what if the Cyberskin mouth masturbator one mail-ordered doesn't have one? Has one still stuck one's cock in a tranny? More » -
#matk
Enter The Cyberskin Ice Action-View Pussy Stroker
The latest in a long line of passive-aggressive marital aids, the Cyberskin Ice Action-View Pussy Stroker tells you why you can't get a real sex partner (because she's "Ice" cold) all the while allowing you to view your "action" inside a Cyberskin representation of one. That's good for you if you've never "meta" sex toy you didn't like. -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mama Said Turn You Out Edition
Milves turning their adult daughters into prostitutes, and then getting the process filmed. Is there anything we cannot accomplish with our positive outlook and entrepreneurial zeal? No. There is nothing. Thanks, GawkerMedia-sponsored Anthony Robbins seminar! But now the question is: What would you not want to see in your porn? Fleshbot readers like last week's winner worked overtime. Now you must tell us what would get you the opposite of off. More » -
#maritalaidtestkitchen
Going Deeper With The Cyberskin Penis Extension
I admit that I have never asked myself how things might change if I only had an extra four inches (though I sometimes wish bank machines would dispense five dollar bills again). But I was intrigued at the thought of my parts being a third black, like I had vitaligo or was the 70's-era Boston Celtics. That is why I tried out the Cyberskin 4" Extra Thick Transformer Penis Extension. (BTW: Grimace is packing the Caucazoid version.) More » -
#hype
"Pirates II": Destroy All Monsters!
A mere two years after releasing the teaser, Digital Playground has released the cover art for "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge", leading to widespread speculation that the actual movie might arrive by the Vancouver Winter Olympics in 2010. Featuring a family-friendly, nowhere-near nude septet tableau including Stoya, Katsuni, and Jesse Jane front and center, the cover also features a diverse cast representative of porn's vaunted crossover appeal, including Belinda Carlisle, The Grimace, and Godzilla. More » -
#sextoys
We've long wondered why so many sex toys are purple—and finally, someone has taken the time to try and find out. Even if this poll of several sex toy luminaries still doesn't explain our peculiar fascination with a certain large and fuzzy fast food promotional character. (nakedcity.com) -
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#japan
Really Lovin' It
And speaking of horny Japanese people today, a porn producer, two actors, and his crew were arrested in Japan for shooting a gonzo scene inside a McDonald's. Making matters worse, the employees making Big Macs were asked to hold the "special sauce." (japantoday.com) -
#instruction
Notes On Porn Camp: Or, Kum Ba Ya ... On My Face!
Ever wanted to make and sell a homemade porn movie but lost hope after the penis pictures you posted on Craigslist yielded nothing? Visit Tampa from March 28-30 for a comprehensive seminar that will cover everything from lighting to where to store your talent IDs for when the feds break down your apartment door. More » -
#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Rascal Doubleteamer
Two and a third feet long and two and a quarter inches around lies the Rascal Video-branded Doubleteamer two-headed dildo. If this horrifies you, remember that you are only responsible to take half of it. More » -
#blastsfromthepast
Fast Times With Dana Vespoli
The first time we saw Dana Vespoli, we thought of Phoebe Cates in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High". Then, when we encountered this scene with Mark Ashley, it was like Jennifer Jason Leigh's best friend got together with Spicoli. (Well, she's got to be somebody's baby.)
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#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Extreme Restraints' Large Shock Prod
Just as visiting an adult film set gives one a solid sense of the soil from which our nation's porn is grown (at the same time one becomes more disconnected from it, if possible), stopping by a weapons-grade sex toy warehouse and seeing things like cattle prods stacked high on each other drives the point home that lots more people are serious about bringing and absorbing pain than previously estimated.
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#theass
Porn Of The Moment: Mi Culo, Su Culo
Even as we rejoice that a word like w00t can come into its own, we are saddened that there is no word for "azz" in Spanish. Hence the need for translation of John E. Depth's latest buttockulous title "Que Culo Grande!" More » -
#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Climax Rabbits
Like you, when we heard the name of this product we thought, "Is this the long-awaited sequel to 'The Thorn Birds'?" We are happy to report that this is true. Using the Climax Rabbits is like having a Little Pink Richard Chamberlain For Your Vagina™. More » -
#anal
Any one who says that girls don't really enjoy anal sex, but only do it to please their partners have never met these ladies who clearly love their jobs. You can't fake that kind of enthusiasm! Right? Right? (downloadingpornwithdavo.com) -
#electrosex
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Electrical Silicone Cock Ring Set
We feel that our recent experimentation with electrical things has followed a pattern only identifiable in retrospect: first, we used technology to improve on existing technology, then we used DC instead of AC for purely aesthetic purposes, then we zapped our balls.
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#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Hammerin' Hook
While neither the size nor the hue of last year's King Kong Dildo, Hustler's Hammerin' Hook is still something of which (we're hoping) Audrey Tatou might say "C'est formidable!", if only to hear her say such a thing in such a context. More »
