Tiddy Bear Saves Your Life And Hugs Your Titties!

We just stumbled upon this clever Saturday Night Live-style commercial spoof on YouTube and it is hilarious! Just the idea that someone would spend $14.95 to solve the deadly problem of seat belt irritation is pretty funny, but the way they mock those pseudo-subliminal infomercial sales pitches is just perfect! Having the announcer say "Tiddy Bear" over and over again as women in low-cut tank tops press a plush toy firmly between their breasts sure is an hysterical take on goofy, ill-conceived advertising! Click the thumbnail and check out the video below—they really nailed this one! More »

Sexy Underwear Shamelessly Used To Hawk Sexy Underwear

Putting a few dozen models in skimpy underwear and having them play a giant game of patty cake is the kind of genius advertising strategy that could sell just about anything. But here's the weird part—this ad is actually selling skimpy women's underwear! It's so crazy that it just might work! More »

Wonderbra's advertising is, as always, subtle and tasteful. Although, maybe they stole this one from Enzyte. (photoshelter.com, via adrants.com)

We're starting to think that Spirit Airlines' old "MILF" promotion was not just a funny coincidence. It does raise an interesting question though—if you join the Mile High Club with two people, do you get double the frequent flyer miles? (Consumerist)

You know, we suddenly have an overwhelming urge to suck on some mangos ... and by "mangos" we mean "tits," of course. (more @ adsoftheworld.com)

Wait, we're confused. Why would anyone need fruit flavored lubricant? Unless ... oh! Now we get it. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Switzerland's new HIV awareness campaign uses naked fencing to make a point about the importance of using condoms—and gives us an idea of the kind of thing we'd like to see in the next Olympics. Not to mention in the next porn flick we watch. (bag.admin.ch, via Sexoteric)

Is this really the most gratuitous use of an ass in advertising history? Of course, this assumes that you believe an ass shot can ever be gratuitous in the first place. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Can you identify all the sexual euphemisms in this porn channel advertisement? If so, your mind is truly in the gutter. And we're impressed. (13gb.com)

Fashion designers are nothing if not subtle, but can anyone decode what Tom Ford is trying to say with his new perfume ads? "Gee, your crotch smells terrific?" (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Campari decides that it doesn't really need Salma Hayek's face to sell liquor as long it still has her boobs. After all, no one ever looks at a person's ... head? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

If residents of West Nyack, New York think two girls splashing each other in a kiddie pool is an offensive advertising strategy, wait until they see this sex shop's blue light specials. (thejournalnews.com)

There are so many things wrong with this Viagra commercial that we can't even begin to make a joke about it, but man do we really hate Elvis right now. (YouTube, via copyranter)

It's pretty rare to find advertising that uses both tits and subtlety to sell its product. We guess we don't need to tell you to look closely. (sandeepmakam.blogspot.com)

It's obvious that sex sells when the product you're hawking is frilly lingerie or body wash ... but as this look back at some of the more surprising sexy ad moments we've come across over the years will remind you, a little T&A can make even your next purchase of coffee, toilet paper, or a new vacuum cleaner a little more exciting. (inventorspot.com)

WTF Is Going On Here?

How would you like to start your day with a nice tall, frosty glass of WTF? That's exactly what you can get if you live near a Mac's Convenience Store (Canada's answer to the 7-11) and have access to a Froster (Mac's answer to the Slurpee.) See, the Froster comes in three sizes—WTF, OMGWTF and RUNTSOMGWTF—but of course you won't learn any of that from their new ad campaign, which is appropriately entitled "WTF" since it will leave the majority of viewers scratching their heads and saying WTF? If watching two axe-weilding lesbians romp with a giant man-tree or seeing a robot take a pommel horse from behind doesn't make you say WTF, then you must have achieved an all-knowing state of clarity that most Buddhist monks could only dream of. Seriously ... what the fuck? More »

Condom Ads From Around The World

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X-Passion: Does TV Make You Horny?

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Breaking: Interactive Beach Cam Is A Cruel Marketing Stunt

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Breaking: Skin Shamelessly Used To Sell Skin Care Products

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Strip Club Commericals Go For The Hard Sell

When you think about it, strip clubs don't even need to advertise. Pretty women taking their clothes off and rubbing up against you for a small fee pretty much sells itself. Of course, sometimes it helps to let people know what your address is and it's also a good excuse to get the owner and his buddies on TV at 2:00 in the morning. We've already seen the greatest strip club commercial of all-time, but blogger and two-drink minimum aficionado Beyond The Neon has scoured the YouTubes to compile this collection of the best in go-go advertising. Judging by the clientele these spots are trying to attract, it appears that creepy bald guys and space aliens have a lot more in common than a lack of hair. More »

Playtime With Honey And Bunny

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