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#contest
Design Your Own Adult iPhone Game—And Win Free Porn!
This summer, Pink Visual launched iTouchHer—an iPhone (web)app chock full of naughty games. Think you can come up with a game that's better than theirs? Now's your chance to prove it.
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#publicsex
Pink Visual's FapMapper Wants To Put Your Fap On The Map
Pink Visual—the genius team behind iTouchHer—has launched a new mobile innovation. FapMapper (currently in beta) is an iPhone web app that allows you to put your sexual exploits on the map. Literally. More » -
#pornstars
Pornstars Now Available On Your iPhone (As Long As They Keep Their Clothes On)
After countless rejections, Apple has finally allowed two pornstars to be represented in the iTunes app store. Both Sunny Leone and Aria Giovanni have apps of their own (which—despite promises of frequent/intense sexual content or nudity—remain relatively tame). More » -
#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The OhMiBod Freestyle
Over the years, OhMiBod has repeatedly impressed the critics with their line of iPod-synced vibrators. But now, with the Freestyle, they've managed to create something that blows all their previous efforts away. More » -
#worldofpeen
Sexlets: The Gum That Lets You Sex
Pills require a prescription, and those sketchy packets of bodega "male enhancer" are just, well, sketchy. So why not source your erection enhancing needs out to a chewing gum? A sexy chewing gum, that is. More » -
#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Earth Angel
In these trying times, we're all trying to be as green as we can—and the Earth Angel is betting that greening the bedroom is the next big step. But will a hand-cranked vibe really turn your crank? More » -
#technology
Five iPhone Porn Apps We'd Like To See
Have you heard the news? Apple has approved an iPhone app with naked ladies! Yes, the days of a boob-free app store are long gone: now that parental controls are in place, it's open season for dirty content.
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#fyretv
Fyre TV: The Future Of Porn In Your Living Room
People used to complain that the VCR killed theaters and then DVDs killed the VCR and now they complain that the internet will kill everything. Oh, that's still going to happen, but maybe not in the way you think. Because someday soon the internet is going to make love to your TV and together they're going to use little "set top" boxes and IPTV to make your computer and your DVD player obsolete. We've spent that last couple of months playing with one of those little boxes, Fyre TV, and we have to say that the future of porn looks pretty cool. Take a tour below. More » -
