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more about #straight more comments → Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » -
#chutzpah
Mr. Flynt Goes to Washington
First the banks, then car manufacturers; when will Big Porn receive bailout money for years of steadily dropping DVD sales? Larry Flynt's hat is in his hand so yours will remain free. More » -
#denials
TV Reporter Clearly Did Not Order These "Girls Gone Wild" Videos
We've all been there before: it's late at night, you're home alone, maybe you've had a few drinks ... and then those commercials start. You know the ones, for those DVDs featuring saucy young girls doing inappropriate things in the back of a bus? So you call the number, give them your credit card info, and then fall asleep and forget about it. But what do you do when the discs actually start showing up at your house? You take youralibicase to the American people! You see, there has obviously been some sort of mistake here, because who would ever do such a thing as order these tawdry exploitative DVDs? We will get the bottom of this! More » -
#lawsuits
Something tells us that Ashley Dupre is going to have a hard time finding a judge who can be convinced that "Girls Gone Wild"'s Joe Francis took advantage of her good name and that she deserves $10 million by way of compensation ... but then dispensing legal advice isn't exactly our strong point. (We also think she might want to consider that $1 million offer to pose for Hustler if she's looking to cash in on her notoriety before it's too late, but maybe we're not qualified to dispense that sort of advice either.) (CNN) -
#gossip
Prostitute's Only Slightly Less Shameful Past Revealed: Was Ashley Dupre A "Girl Gone Wild"?
It seems that "Girls Gone Wild"career slimeballpurveyor Joe Francis has decided to insert himself into the Eliot Spitzer/Ashley Dupre story, which some of you may have forgotten about already. But what took him so long? Oh, that's right—he was in jail. Well, he's out (for now) and suddenly remembers that there was a girl riding around on his GGW fun bus five years ago that looked a lot like America's Most Famous (for now) Hooker. Joe was prepared to offer Ashley $1 million to pose nude, but since he claims to have even more nudity and girl-on-girl action in his "archives" he'll make money off her the old fashioned way instead. (Even though he suddenly thinks she's not that hot anyway. Classy!) More » -
#girlsgonelawsuithappy
Sure, we all know Joe Francis is an asshole, but let's give the guy a break—when you have unambiguous video footage of a couple of drunk college chicks giving you explicit permission to film their boobs in exchange for a couple of cheap tank tops, you should go out of your way to embarass them even further by slapping said footage on your website after they turn around and try to sue you for selling it without their permission, right? (Hey, we didn't say that didn't make him an asshole or anything. Also: boobies!) (meetjoefrancis.com; more @ Defamer) -
#girlsgonewild
It's not the internet that will destroy us—it's Paris, Britney, Lindsay, et. al. and their vagina-baring ways that are sending us to hell in a handbasket. The girls anyway. The horny, stupid boys are eating it up. (foxnews.com) -
#thelaw
Seems like Joe Francis can't get away from girls going wild with lawsuits as a Georgia woman claims he used photos taken when she was only 16 to promote his DVDs. You'd think he'd have learned by now that getting underage drunk chicks to show him their boobs would only lead to trouble someday, but we guess it's a little late for that lesson to sink in at this point. (avn.com) -










