Strap On Sally 25

Studio: Pleasure Productions
Director: Jim Gunn
Cast: Gina Lynn, Capri Anderson, Cheyenne Cooper, Kitty Bella, Kara Novak, Marky Marxx, Katey Grind, Lynn Love, Megan Jones

"Strap On Sally 25" isn't just a hot, girl-on-girl fuckfest, it's also a slow-paced montage of women mastering the ancient art of strap-on sex. The girls have to learn to work with their new penises, and slowly but surely, they develop a rhythm for ramming that could rival the most cocksure stud on the scene.

In fact, some might say that the strap-on dildo is better than the real thing: it's always hard, there's no risk of premature ejaculation, it can perform while bent at horrible angles, and—best of all—it's attached to a beautiful, domineering vixen. Which vixen? We're glad you asked.

For her eighth time in the series, Gina Lynn commands a cocky crew of females probing through new, sexy territory. She introduces Capri Anderson to the wonders of the strap-on, who returns the favor to Kara Novak, and so on until the knowledge is disseminated throughout Miami. This results in a six-way strap-on orgy at Gina's house, proving once and for all the efficiency of trickle-down fuckonomics.

Gina is, as always, brash and bossy with her cock and a stern disciplinarian in all aspects. She demands that her partners suck her cock before she lays even a tip of plastic pipe. While it's practically pointless to have Capri and Cheyenne Cooper slob on a false knob (since they show the application of lube), it's still pretty fun to watch. More importantly, it gives them a sense of reverence for the strap-on.

At times, Gina goes a bit overboard with her power trip. While warming up Cheyenne, she tells her young apprentice to "suck that nipple like it's a cock." That's pretty cool. We guess.

Luckily, there are few truly awkward moments in the film, and everyone gives 110% for the final orgy. Lynn Love, Katey Grind, and Megan Jones join Gina, Capri, and Kara for one last hurrah of harnessed humping that leaves the strapping young lasses writhing and giggling. And there's not one bit of penis envy to be found.

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That's exactly what the fine team over at Immoral came up with.

Now, award winning director Jim Powers and degenerate playboy Porno Dan are not the first pornographers to create a "fuck your fans" series—far from it. Everyone from Jackie Treehorn to Jack Horner has pulled this plume out of their pimp ass fedora. Even party girl Shane pulled this shit. So what's the difference with this series? Um, this one actually has real name stars in it doing what they love to do best with the folks who love them the most.

Listen here —volume two stars Phoenix Marie, 2009 XRCO Winner for Best Deep Throat Angelina Valentine, AVN Hall of Famer Amber Lynn, superstar Gina Lynn, cock worshiper Sara Jay, and up and coming dick drunk starlet Brynn Tyler. For those who are mathletically disabled, that's a full half dozen world class prick charming scum garglers!

Colin, one of the lucky fans who gets his sword swallowed in volume two, says "I still can't believe I got a blow job from Phoenix Marie, I can't wait to show this movie to my friends."

"Blowjob Winner 2" releases this week from Immoral Productions and Pure Play. It is sure to get your pulse racing. Check out our exclusive gallery.

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Pleasure Productions understands that. That's why when they enlisted adult super star Gina Lynn to reprise her celebrated role as "Strap On Sally" for their twenty-fourth installment of the series they put her under the watchful eye of veteran director Jim Gunn.

They knew that if they unleashed her on Alexia Sky, Taylor Thomas, Nikki Brooks, Eva Ellington, Gracie Glam, Marky Marxx, and Sophia Sutra with a plastic polished pussy pounder fastened to the front of her like a sexually frustrated aberrant unicorn the girl would simply wreck ass with no plan and no thought of the consequences to these amazing young ladies.

You know, generally we would be the last ones to suggest that a woman needs a man to tell her what to do. In this case, we are looking at the exception to the rule. We're not sure we want to know what this would have looked like without a little male supervision.

"Strap On Sally 24" comes out this week. It's chock full of all the stuff you love to see these hot little sluts doing like kissing with pretty bubble gum pink tongues, titty sucking goodness, and buckets full of crazy strap-on madness...with nary a cock in sight.

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This post would be far more apropos were it intended as an obituary—a tribute far more befitting this less than stellar journey into the heart of a bad niche than an actual review. In words most akin to prolific transgressive writer Chuck Palahniuk, I am Jack's dead cliché.

Starring Gina Lynn, Nikki Benz, Honey Dejour, Savannah Gold, and the ever eager Claire Dames, "Jack's Big Tit Show Volume 8" cums charging out the gate with the kind of commitment to excellence we've grown to expect from Digital Playground directors... then morphs midway through from a Lamborghini to a Pinto.

Trust us when we tell you that the problem isn't lack of ability—it's the cast!

Clearly they blew the budget of this “Robby D Excuse” on top heavy platinum blonde uberhotties Gina Lynn & Nikki Benz, then filled in the title with a bevy of lesser known newbies with big mounds of tit meat, each more hapless than the rest.

If anything, we're glad to see a less than fully magnificent release from Digital Playground, if only because it pointedly reminds us of just how amazing their movies generally are. Diehard fans of Gina Lynn will enjoy seeing her get wrecked on the merciless tool of Scott Nails. Likewise, those enamored of temperamental beauty Nikki Benz will undoubtedly be more than satisfied to see her transformed from untouchable diva to insatiable cock slave through the talents of seasoned professional and full time smut manufacturer Robby D, via his alter ego Jack.

The rest of the release operates largely as filler—to be blunt about it. That's okay man. We still love you.

"Jack's Big Tit Show Volume 8" will be available to rent this week from Digital Playground.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

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· Kinky Gina Lynn (pornhub.com)

· Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)
· Buy "Apple Bottomz" (gamelink.com)

In "Surrender The Booty 3", Gina Lynn plays a Sexy Pirate Queen (is there any other kind?) who gets involved with some sort of gangplanlk-planking imbroglio withfledgling Fleshbot Crush Object™Shawna Lenee; the two of them are joined by a crew of erstwhile retired starlets including Dani Woodword, Cherokee, Bella Star, and Celeste Star, all of whom work hard to warm up your shivering timber.

After perusing this preview gallery, we have to say that all thoughts of pirates and the Seven Seas and potentially irritatingly overplayed web memes couldn't have been further from our minds. It’s just great to see Shawna Lenee and Gina Lynn in a porn movie together—whether they happen to be wearing striped stockings or not.

Metro Interactive will release "Surrender The Booty 3" this week.

• "Surrender The Booty 3" (DVD info @ metrointeractive.com)

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· Nikki Benz, Gina Lynn, and Krystal Steel a few years back (pornhub.com)

In case WeTV isn't in your cable package, catch some excerpts —including Gina's take on living in a pornstar household with husband and fellow performer Travis Knight; another about the rise of Teravision; Nicki's amazing porn comeback after a bout with leukemia; and Buck's story on making waves in the porn industry as its first FTM transsexual performer—after the jump.

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Gina and Travis in Bed

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The Birth of Teravision

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Nicki Hunter Back at Work

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Buck Angel on Buck Angel

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· Watch for the show in reruns on WeTV: "Secret Lives of Women: Pornstars" (wetv.com)

After the jump, our tribute to the deserving superstars who made it to Genesis' Top Ten ... and a space for you tell us who should be among them, but wasn't.

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10. Bree Olson

9. Gina Lynn

8. Eva Angelina

7. Hillary Scott

6. Sasha Grey

5. Belladonna

4. Jenna Haze

3. Jesse Jane

2. Tera Patrick

1. Stormy Daniels

· 2008 Porn's Hot 100 (genesisonline.com)

So, where did Genesis go wrong? Have your say in the comments below.

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· Howard TV's "Bowling Beauties" (craveonline.com)

Let's give them an A for effort, at least in the casting department: the menu for the second installment of this "Feast" features a young Keri Sable, now removed from porn and eternally inviolable, and fondly remembered Fleshbot crush object Lauren Phoenix, who has also since gone on to fuck in private and who presents her legendary ass like a tender peach ripe for the picking. In addition, Courtney Simpson provides the after-dinner entertainment as she demonstrates the correct way to perform Chinese fingercuffs from the New American Kama Sutra.

While Lynn and Knight borrow more than a few moves from the playbook of POV master Jules Jordan, they sometimes lack Jordan's attention to technical detail with the result that there are more than a few distracting glitches here and there. Maybe the next time around Lynn might want to consider swapping out Travis Knight for Jules, who doesn't wear bright white sneakers in every scene? (In fact, we have no idea whatsoever what Jules Jordan's feet look like, and we prefer to keep it that way.)

· Gina Lynn Productions (ginalynnproductions.com)
· Order "Gina Lynn's Ultimate Feast 2" (Adult DVD Empire)

Gina Lynn puts the tarp down in her entry in this limited ouevre, and for several moments (except for the interracial scenes), we felt like we were really there. She didn't even ask for a copay!

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· Adult Education: Gina Lynn Shows How to Raise Koi Fish (thenaughtyamerican.com)
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Previously: Pornstars Archive

Free the hand that rocks the cradle after the gap.

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Babysitters

Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Robby D.
Cast: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Sophia Santi, Teagan Presley, Sasha Grey, Nikki Benz, Nautica Thorn, Gina Lynn, Tommy Gunn, Lexxi Tyler, Sammie Rhodes, Alektra Blue, Angie Savage, Ben English, Charles Dera, Jerry, Saascha, Scott Nails, Tony De Sergio, Tyler Durden, Jay Lassiter

Review by Gram Ponante

It's impossible, of course, to have babysitters without children, but it is absolutely verboten to have images of children in porn movies, so we see their diapers and tricycles and can only wonder at their parents' poor judgment in hiring Sasha Grey to babysit.

A loose network of babysitters and neighborhood families take part in interwoven stories in this movie that features many of Digital Playground's contract stars in roles that are smaller than would normally merit their inclusion on a boxcover, but it is a pleasure to see them anyway.

The thought of the above-named cast operating a babysitting collective (their uniform is usually a backpack) is more titillating, for some reason, than the same group on a cheerleading squad. It must be my biological clock.

Nautica Thorn seduces a dad without too much effort, mopey teen Sasha Grey goes, in one scene, from a frigid prude to a cock-smoking dynamo in the next. This is explained away when she shows up for a babysitting gig that has been canceled. "I would do anything for that money," she tells the dad (and his friends). Cue boning.

Elsewhere, dominatrix Sophia Santi has a party with the wives. Wielding a strap-on, she orders:

"Bitch? Spit on that shit! I'm gonna take this cock and go home." (Santi is an undertapped resource, in my opinion). We see the leonine Angie Savage atop a strap-on mounted to Alektra Blue's leg. Smart: this allows the use of the knee as a pressure point as well as full view of all the special parts.

Teagan Presley, looking splendid after her own maternity leave, returns as the unlikely babysitter of a boy whose legal-age brother waits upstairs, masturbating. The brother has a broken leg, which is perhaps how producers got around the conundrum of why the absent mom and dad would hire Teagan in the first place.

Then Shay Jordan and Scott Nails get it on in the movie's Most Likely to Happen in Real Life pairing: the babysitter's boyfriend comes over while the folks are out. That Shay J. is a yeller.

Then, horrors, Shay is caught by parents Gina Lynn and Ben English. Best scene in the movie. (Scott Nails beats it out the back door.)

Then the combination is repeated, this time with Tommy Gunn, Jesse Jane, and Nikki Benz. It is almost redundant to say that Jane is so practiced and gleeful with her sex kitten roles (and Digital Playground never makes the mistake of casting her against type) that she always ups the ante. Gunn, too, can be seen actually acting. The dialogue and the setups might be simple, but I never get the feeling that he's tuning out.

An unintentionally hilarious scene pops up between two porn dudes commenting on Sasha Grey's blowjob antics. Their scene is known in porn circles as the "High Five", in which two guys will high-five each other over the woman they've just unloaded on. In this case, the men are just watching from the sidelines, but still congratulating each other with pints of beer. Since both speak English with heavy Slavic accents, it is almost impossible to understand them.

While we can suspend our disbelief enough to imagine married mom of one Jesse Jane as a gum-smacking babysitter, these guys just look like they shouldn't be there, and wouldn't be saying those things if they were.

Writer/director Robby D., while he has Digital Playground's financial resources and talent pool to draw from, nevertheless also makes Babysitters a fast-paced, fluid, cheerful, well edited movie, down to characters from one scene reaching for a doorknob that opens a door to a new scene with different characters. This might not seem like much in mainstream terms, but any effort pays off in porn, and Babysitters, already ahead because of its cast, benefits from his direction.

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Gina Lynn has just released a movie (we haven't seen it) called "The Demons Within", dealing with, we're pretty sure, demons that live inside our bodies, as opposed to the one floating above our left shoulder that keeps having fights with the angel over our right. The diminutive dynamo (this picture is actual size) is looking forward to meeting her fans at this weekend's Erotica L.A. to discuss "Demons"' filmic merits.

"I want to hear it first hand from the fans who buy the DVDs," she said.

(If the movie's any good, Ms. Lynn, you don't want to deal with the first hand at all.) - GP

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If ever a press release should have been sent out with the words "SPOILER ALERT!!!" written all over it, it was the one that arrived in our inbox this morning with the news that Jersey's own Gina Lynn will be making her latest (and alas, final) guest appearance on "The Sopranos" this Sunday. In addition to reprising her frequently topless role as a Bada Bing girl, Gina will also be playing an unprecedented three additional characters in the episode: as a Nutley soccer mom who Tony meets in a fender bender in the parking lot of BJ's on Route 17, impregnates, and then drives to suicide; as the ghost of Livia, who later appears to him in a thirty-five minute dream sequence; and as the Russian who disappeared into the woods in the infamous "Pine Barrens" episode three seasons ago. (Actually, now we feel sort of bad that we ruined all the suspense for you. Just forget we ever said anything, OK?)

· Gina Lynn (official site @ ginalynn.com)
· Gina Lynn on MySpace (myspace.com/ginalynnxxx)
· "The Sopranos" (hbo.com)

Previously: Quickies: Gina Lynn, "Virtual Blackjack With Gina Lynn", "Gina Lynn's Star Search", "Gina Lynn's Black Attack", "Gina Lynn and Belladonna Unleashed", Gina Lynn's Tsunami Relief, "Gina Lynn Reinvented", "The Sopornos 5"

Sorry for the overly legalistic post, but you're probably seeing headlines all over the web today like, "Porn Law Declared Unconstitutional" and "Judge Blocks Online Porn Law" and we thought you might like a little clarification. (Plus, it's a slow sex news week otherwise.) The law they're referring to is the (in)famous Child Online Protection Act, which was passed in 1998 and made it a crime for any website to allow access to material deemed "harmful to minors," without requiring some sort of proof that the viewer was at least 17 years old. Because of legal challenges that law has never been enforced, but if it were, this site and pretty much everyone we link to would be put behind a wall that you could only break through with a valid credit card. Or we'd have to do our business from some secret offshore island (which doesn't sound so bad, actually.) Anyway, despite the lofty goal of protecting our childrens, this is the second time COPA has been declared unconstitutional and barring one final (and unlikely) reversal by the Supreme Court, today's ruling may finally put an end to this nearly decade-long affair. Now that we've got that straightened out and our legality is established once again ... FREE BOOBIES!!! Enjoy.

· 1998 pornography law kicked to the curb once again (arstechnica.com)
· Net porn ban faces another legal setback (news.com.com)
· U.S. judge blocks 1998 online porn law (yahoo.com)
· Thumbnail: Noted legal expert Gina Lynn; see more search results for " lawyer", "law" and "judge" (via AskJolene.com)