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more about #straight more comments → Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more » -
#fleshflicks
Whatever Happened To Palm Reading?
It is very, very rarely a good idea to go to a fortune teller to find out if your boyfriend is cheating on you. And it's an especially bad idea when the fortune teller keeps asking you personal questions about your sex life, and wants to see your privates in order to read your future. Of course, if you really need to know about your relationship, and have absolutely no other way of finding out, then you may just have to make that sacrifice, and do exactly what the fortune teller tells you. Psychic wisdom isn't free, you know. More » -
#mature
Nursing Homes More Accepting Of Old People Sex
Perhaps inspired by such eldersex pioneers as Shigeo Tokuda and Dave Cummings, nursing homes are warming to the idea of their residents having sex. Which, we must say, we find rather encouraging: maybe by the time we're old enough to move into a nursing home, the staff will have warmed to the idea of wing-wide orgies and resident sex parties. (foxnews.com) -
#matureaudiences
Germans are excited for the release of "Cloud 9," a new movie about a hot and sexy love triangle featuring some steamy and explicit sex scenes. Oh, did we mention that all three parties are in their 60s and 70s? It's the rare film that both you and your grandparents can enjoy, if it weren't so awkward to see it with them. (afp.google.com + german-films.de) -
#mature
Looking Good In A Bikini At Sixty—Not Just For Oscar Winners Anymore!
Inspired by Dame Helen Mirren's bold display of flesh, other sexy sixty-somethings are coming out of the closet about their own love of skimpy swimwear. With all these bikini-clad GILFs floating around, it's no wonder all those old people are getting laid so much. (mirror.co.uk) -
#milf
The Ignominious Return Of Porn Review Haikus: International MILF Edition
"Slutty fuck toys give in to their dripping wet desires and take a deep dicking that is nothing short of spectacular. Cock crazed cuties get a pussy pounding that leaves their steamy slits red and raw," reads the Grammy-winning liner notes of "Mommy, Granny & Me"—which tells us nothing about the three generations of compounded shame within. Hence this haiku: More » -
#celebrity
Two Minutes, 39 Seconds Of Living Dangerously: The Linda Hunt Sex Tape
Our not-so-secret crush on pint-sized thespian and Tylenol commercial voiceover artist Linda Hunt has been documented here before, but never in a million years did we ever think we'd be treated to a nearly three minute clip of this particular object of our affection being pleasured by a strapping young buck on the top of a kitchen counter. You can keep your washed-up pop tarts and chick show television starlets: when it comes to fap material, one starring an Academy Award-winning performer who shot to fame for her crossgender portrayal of a "Chinese-Australian dwarf of high intelligence and moral seriousness" is totally worth firing up our BitTorrent client for! More » -
#advertising
74 year old former Catwoman Julie Newmar wants everyone to know that she (and her legs) are available as a corporate spokesperson and quality advocate. Hey, if we look that good when we turn 74, we're going to want everyone to know about our ... uh, services as well. (copyranter.blogspot.com)
