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Raven Haired Beauties Get Their Turn In "Brunette Ambition"

DCypher — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Dark hair draws you in, framing a woman's face and making it harder to hide imperfections in her beauty. Erik Everhard's newest release pays tribute to those smoldering sex pots who've gone over to the dark side.

For many of us, "Blonde Ambition" will forever be associated with Madonna's iconic and unforgettable performance of yesteryear, which Rolling Stone once proclaimed the best tour of 1990. For the younger set, it will more likely refer to the hapless 2007 Jessica Simpson movie that came and went faster than a young boy's fleeting masturbatory fantasy about blasting a fresh batch of nut chowder across that blow up doll's fat, big league baiting booty. Church.

But while much ado has been made about the blond set (it's practically its own niche), rarely do we see such attention paid to the darker coiffed beauties. Celebrities from Angelina Jolie to Sandra Bullock have been as easy targets for the unquenchable sexual fantasies as Kate Hudson, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann turned their sex appeal into political careers, despite debilitating mental retardation, becoming more popular than transsexual Coulter amongst sexually repressed red meat and bloody potato eating Republicans.

Leave it to Erik Everhard, one of the most oversexed men on the planet, to turn his insight and massive tool to the plundering of brunettes with the release of his latest movie "Brunette Ambition" which releases this week.

With a dream ensemble of young, beautiful, slutty women, including Jasmine Byrne, Tory Lane, Gianna Michaels, Sandra Romain, Lela Star, Amy Ried, Liliane Tiger, Angelina Crow, Rachel Starr, and Angel Dark, it's an amazing first venture into the world of serious, librarian type, often overlooked women.

"Brunette Ambition" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. Check out our exclusive gallery. Brunettes of the world—rise up and fuck!

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Jenna Haze Demolishes The Color Line With "Sexual Blacktivity"

DCypher — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

We haven't seen such a scintillating tale of smoldering adventure, illicit desires, and sexy zebra action since the drive-in theater played "The Queen of Spades" and "Action Jackson" on a double feature adults-only Friday.

Jenna Haze's new company, Jennaration X, releases their first interracial title next week, "Sexual Blacktivity," which means that the pint sized princess of porn is preparing to once again blow our minds (as well as other amazingly large objects).

Never one to preach what she can just as easily practice for your viewing pleasure; performer, director, and company owner Jenna Haze jumps right into the thick of the action—which in this case is considerable—demonstrating how she has managed to remain one of our favorite starlets over the years.

First, she takes a powerful fucking from Prince, hard and deep up in her tiny lubricious hole, all the while attempting to make him cum too fast with some of the filthiest trash talk you've ever heard. (We don't know how he made it through the scene as long as he did. We certainly didn't.) Next, she takes on two huge ebony flavored cocks at once, a first time for the award winning sex machine; and follows that up by dressing up as a "little white slut" and letting Rico plow her rubber cunt as hard and deep as he can. To finish it all off, she invites her girlfriend Andy San Dimas over, and hooks the girl up with Sean Michaels (after tasting his legendary tool for herself, of course).

And if that weren't enough, she throws in hot interracial sex scenes with her friends Gianna Michaels, Tori Black, and a reverse scene with sexy ass Misty Stone that had us drooling from start to finish.

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"Lexington Loves Big White Tits"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Why is Bree Olson, who just re-upped with Adam & Eve, such a treasure? One reason can be found in the compilation "Lexington Loves Huge White Tits," in which she wipes Steele's come out of her eye with his cock.

You'd think compilation porn DVDs would be the best of the best, but often they are not; the sheer amount of material available often works against the better angels of a company's nature, and the consumer is left with something less thought out, even, than regular porn.

But "Lexington Loves Huge White Tits" is not only an excellent compilation but it is also a mini-history of famous and lamentably obscure porn talent over the past half-decade which shows why Steele is still at the top of his game and why huge white tits have been the cornerstone of Western Civilization.

There's very little tease, no story at all, and it appears that some of the women are wearing recycled outfits their counterparts might have worn in earlier scenes, but who cares? Viewers are treated to spirited performances from Sara Jay and Gianna Michaels, as well as a number of healthy, phat-bootied caucasians we haven't seen in a while and who have disappeared into the ether, like the bewitching Texas (not to be confused with Alexis Texas).

Not only that, but we also get Belladonna, whose breasts aren't that big, per se, but she is Belladonna.

Even though Bree's is arguably the most famous name in the bunch (and her scene, shot at least three years ago, shows exactly why she is in a long-lasting contract), it is the trysts that make up the middle of this 12-pack that are the most spontaneous, least-studied, and fun.

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"Popporn: The Guide To Making Fuck" Gives Us A Guide To...Well, You Know

DCypher — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

While "Bruno" is still causing a stir in box offices (despite Twitter haters every attempt to murder Sascha Baron Cohen), one of summer's most highly controversial movies has yet to even come out. Get ready for Popporn...the movie.

Celebrated for its irreverent comic take on all things porn-related (sounds kinda familiar), Popporn.com has steadily earned a name for itself online through devoted fans within the industry as much as consumers.

Zero Tolerance's Mike Quasar joined forces with the corny porn bloggers, Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs, to make a double disc tribute to the art of making fuck with some rather impressive comic results. Buckton, who stars as the clownish lead in this telescoping movie within a movie, encounters an endless series of setbacks and tragedies as he attempts to bring "strong fuck magic" back to porn. Despite his affected ineptitude, his wandering fool's journey leads us through an epic odyssey of pornographic goodness, all the while exposing the stereotypes and pitfalls of fucking on film for a living.

Courtney Cummz, Gianna Michaels, Kimberly Kane, Lexi Belle, Ryan Keely, Bobbi Starr, Tori Black, and delicious red velvet tart Faye Reagan star in this mockumentary of Buckton's tragic journey into the heart of poon. With a legendary director and an all-star cast, it stands to reason that the sex would be good—and it is. While we love each and every single one of the performers in the show, we'd have to say the threeway with Faye Reagan, Tori Black, and Dane Cross almost finished us off for good. Dane is the luckiest man in all porn, luckier than even Evan Stone or James Deen. Watch your back Dane, that's all we're saying.

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Mid-Day Topless Dance Break: Gianna Michaels

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:30:01 EDT

We don't know about you, but we feel like dancing. Actually, scratch that, dancing is too much effort. What we really feel like doing is watching Gianna Michaels dance. Without her top on.

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Gianna Michaels On Gianna Michaels: Her First Anal Scene

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:30:01 EDT

We all know how you guys felt about Gianna Michaels's first anal scene. But how did Gianna feel? Elegant Angel got an interview with the busty Crush Object shortly after she shot the scene. In sum: she loved it.

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Gianna Michaels And Ava Rose Take It Up The Ass: The Trailer

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Er, excuse us, we meant to say, "Here's the trailer for 'Big Wet Asses 15.'" Sure, it does have Gianna Michaels and Ava Rose doing anal for the very first time...but there's no need to be crass about it, right?

Oh, who are we kidding. This video has us so excited, we can't control ourselves. Seriously, we're on the verge of selling our firstborn child to get a copy of "Big Wet Asses 15." We might even sell your firstborn child (so you might want to watch out, kids.)

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Breaking: Gianna Michaels And Ava Rose To Do Anal!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:25:00 EDT

We thought it would never happen... but it did! Both Gianna Michaels and Ava Rose have shot their first ever anal scenes for Elegant Angel's "Big Wet Asses 15." It's official. We can die happy.

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GIANNA MICHAELS AND AVA ROSE SHOOT 1st ANAL SCENES FOR BIG WET ASSES 15!

Big Wet Asses, the winner of AVN's coveted Best Anal Themed Series award for 2006, 2007, & 2008 is back!

Elegant Angel is delighted to announce that porn superstar, GIANNA MICHAELS, stars in the 15th edition of the critically acclaimed series, performing in her very 1st, highly anticipated anal scene. Former contract girl, and current big butt superstar, AVA ROSE, also performs in her 1st anal scene in the movie. They both appear alongside a stellar collection of industry leading lights, including the spectacular Mia Rose, MILF superstar Julia Ann, and the beautiful and passionate Kimberly Kane.

Big Wet Asses 15 is the first edition of the series to be shot in 1080p High Definition. The movie will be released on DVD and Blu-Ray in a Collector's edition 2 Disc set full of extensive extras including extended BTS, a series retrospective, and multiple bonus scenes. The DVD will be released with innovative special packaging that will be a 1st for Elegant Angel. The release date is scheduled for the end of June.

Gianna performs in her 1st anal scene with former male performer of the year Michael Stefano. Ava Rose stars in her 1st anal scene with Mr Pete. Mia Rose and Julia Ann both feature, respectively, alongside Manuel Ferrara. Kimberly Kane performs in her scene with current male performer of the year, James Deen.

"It really went amazing," said Gianna. "I was so nervous at the beginning because I had never done anal on video before. But, it went so smoothly, and I had so much fun. Michael Stefano is great so I knew it would be an awesome scene. We all just had a really great time."

Director, William H. was delighted with this volume of Elegant Angel's flagship series: "Our goal from Big Wet Asses 9 onwards was always to make the next volume even better than the previous one. With each edition it becomes more of a challenge. But, we went all out for Big Wet Asses 15, and listened to who the fans wanted to see. Every scene was excellent and overall I think its one of the best Big Wet Asses ever. Gianna's anal scene isn't like your typical 1st anal scene. It's very hardcore and features lots of ATM. Julia Ann's scene with Manuel is possibly the best ever in the entire series. The passion and intensity of that one really blew me away."

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“Slutty & Sluttier 9” Is One Cure For Existential Angst

DCypher — Fri, 08 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

At long last the weekend is here, drawing a long and tedious week to a glorious close. We've saved the best—courtesy of Manuel Ferrara and Evil Angel—for Friday. You're going to like this, trust us.

What's it all about? We often ask ourselves that question as we paw through an endless sea of sticky pictures of girls pulling themselves open for well endowed men. Rarely do we come up with an answer that satisfies us. Before we can get underneath the mystery of our attraction to porn, our puerile fascination, we are once again swept away by another incredible young starlet.

Manuel Ferrara certainly doesn't have the answer, we can tell you that. Nor does he have a comprehensive grasp of the English language, for that matter. Yet somewhere behind his sparkling eyes and that elusive Mona Lisa smile, the man has the virile imagination of a perverted genius, bringing our dark fantasies together with great passion and enthusiasm and once again turning our heads and hearts over to our raging insatiable lust.

His latest release is "Slutty & Sluttier 9," and stars Gianna Michaels, Cecilia Vega, Dana DeArmond, Sindee Jennings, Rebeca Linares, Bobbi Starr, Cindy Crawford, and Alicia Angel behaving like absolute sex maniacs and devouring huge cock into their every orifice. It's nothing short of brilliant, with its increasingly harder and harder scenes progressively building to all out gang bang. Our only concern is that we seem to be growing desensitized to it all. If he keeps giving us this kind of amazing goodness, how will we ever watch normal porn again?

We will let you be the judge.

"Slutty & Sluttier 9" releases soon from Evil Angel. Keep your eyes, and other usable body holes, open and ready.

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Queen Gianna Michaels Wants To Welcome You To Boobsville

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 04 May 2009 12:00:00 EDT

What with summer quickly approaching, we've been trying to pick a spot for our next vacation. Originally we were thinking LA or San Francisco... but now we're convinced that Boobsville is the place to go.

If the name along weren't enough to convince you, maybe this clip from Boobsville's promotional video will win you over. Gianna Michaels (an obvious pick for Boobsville's queen) is eager to welcome new arrivals to her city—and she'll happily give any and all comers the Boobsville handshake (which, come to think of it, is what we're going to be calling titfucking from here on out).

Really, how could you not want to visit this city after a video like that? Screw summer vacation—we'll be booking the next plane there!

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“Breast Worship 2” Just In Time For Spring

DCypher — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Now that spring is officially here, there seems to be only one thing on our minds...big bouncy boobs! Suddenly, hot chicks with ample cleavage seem to be everywhere—which is fine by us.

Fast forward to (who else?) a guy named Jules Jordan from (where else?) Jules Jordan Video, who just decided that next week would be a good time to drop his latest video about (what else?) big boobs! Seriously, the people over at his company are unbelievable. It's like they have a mind reading machine that gets inside of our brains, looks past all those jokes about Chuck Norris, and actually figures out what we want, long before we're even aware of the desire!

Lexington Steele plows his massive ebony fuck worm deep into slutty Tory Lane's quivering butthole and just demolishes it, for, like, an hour. A ripped boy wonder gets to violate the hell out of sexy big boob princess Nikki Benz, who parades around like she's a Mardi Gras present from Stanley Kubrick to our inner child. We'll have to check with our "on retainer" crack legal team before we talk about what we would do to that beautiful woman if we were locked in a villa with her in Barcelona for the weekend... because it might not be legal (even in international waters!).

Add to that the severely wonderful drilling that chesty darlings Gianna Michaels, Shyla Stylez, Cassandra Calogera, Carmella Bing, and Ami Jordan undergo, all replete with bouncy jugs of jiggling goodness, and you've got the perfect way to spend an afternoon on an otherwise end of the world Monday meltdown.

"Breast Worship 2" releases next week from Jules Jordan Video. We'd say it was DD-licious, but that's just pandering, so instead we'll just go with awesome.

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Gianna Michaels And Her Melons To Star In "Watermelons"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We suppose that, theoretically, it's possible to make a porn called "Watermelons" that doesn't include Gianna Michaels in the cast... but to be honest, we really wouldn't advise it.

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Popshots Of The Week! "Office XXX" Cube Lube Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:00:00 EDT

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We've heard a great deal about "The Office XXX" lately, and New Sensations hopes to keep people talking by releasing a series of interstitial webisodes, sort of like "Battlestar Galactica" if Boomer and Caprica Six just got with the program and disrobed.

West, Gianna Michaels, Ashlynn Brooke, Nika Noire, and Faye Reagan star in the webisodes, which will, as you can see, be of the hardcore variety.

As fun and slick as "The Office XXX" appears, we can't help but wonder if it driving the Mom & Pop "Crack Whore Confessions" from the marketplace.

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We Wish Every Day Was "Teagan Video Nasty"

DCypher — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Digital Playground perpetually releases earthshattering titles that leave us speechless—and this week is no exception. Teagan Presley and Jenna Haze are enough on their own, but thanks for throwing in Brianna, Starla, Jenny and Gianna!

Not that we're surprised that they went above and beyond. Since when is enough ever really enough for these geniuses? Clearly, never. Ever. Period.

Which is why this title starts out with two of the sexiest bitches the adult industry has ever seen just flat out going at each other. Jenna Haze looks so amazing we can barely sit still while looking at our monitor, especially when you put her right next to luscious young Teagan... with both of their asses and nectar-glistened slits pouting out at us ever so temptingly. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but these shots are worth a million glazed eyes, dumbfounded and looking on in speechless wonder.

Saucy Teagan takes the sweetest fucking next. Why do all these shots leave us feeling like we were there with this sexy girl next door, convincing her to get dirty when there really just isn't time in the day for it? Every shot screams afternoon delight.

When it comes to man meat, Brianna Love and Gianna like double servings. Both ladies ski slalom with perfect balance, allowing several of their holes to simultaneously give and receive unimaginable pleasure to the happy man whores servicing them. Gianna's hefty jugs jog freely around as she slobbers lovingly on a rigid man pole, her partner uttering convincing moans of satisfaction—and again, we wish we were next up.

And how many times can we say it? We will never, ever, ever get tired of watching young Jenny Hendrix take a hard cock in any hole she pleases. Her curvy ass and petulant pout only make us want to grudge fuck her into next year.

"Teagan Video Nasty" releases next week from Digital Playground. Odds are you'll soon own a copy—but for now check out this great sneak peek gallery. Just remember your copyright laws and behave.

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Well, It's Certainly Our Idea Of Paradise

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:00:00 EDT

You know what the world needs more of? Girls with massive breasts and teeny bikinis, running in slow motion on the beach. Thank you, Score, for making the dream a reality.

· Big Boob Paradise (dailymotion.com, via boobieblog.com)

Gianna Gets Ready To "Bounce"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 12:30:01 EDT

For us mere mortals, a trip to the set of a porno is the stuff of dreams. For XCritic, however, it's another average day. Thankfully, they're happy to share pictures. (xcritic.com)

Alexis, Gianna, Rebeca, Oh My!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We're not really sure how anyone could ignore a photo gallery of Elegant Angel's Performers of the Year 2009 (naked!). In fact, we're not really sure why you're still reading this.

· Elegant Angel's Performers Of The Year 2009 (xcritic.com)

Popporn Is Making A Porno, Fleshbot Is Jealous

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EST

When our friends at Popporn told us they were making a porno (one with Ryan Keely, Nina Hartley, Bobbi Starr, and Gianna Michaels, at that), we didn't really believe them (we're jerks like that).

Even when they started twittering about the whole operation, we were still kinda suspect (come on, that can totally be faked). But now Josie Jacobs has started posting photos from the affair, including a photo of a naked Gianna Michaels, and we just can't deny it anymore: Popporn is really, truly, making a porno.

And we are so incredibly jealous.

· My Porno Vacation (josiejacobs.com)
· My Porno Vacation Part 2

Gianna Michaels Is A Princess Today Forever

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:00:00 EST

True, Gianna Michaels might officially be the blowjob princess just for today (that crown is rented from the costume shop), but we know she'll carry out the duties of the position long after sundown.

We're sure anyone who's seen Gianna in action will happily attest to her royal attributes (and, for the record, we're not just talking about her blowjob skills). Crown or no crown, Gianna's nobility just shines through. Especially when there's a cock in her mouth.

· Princess Gianna (pornhub.com)