Global Domination Watch: Sasha Grey

GQ recently unleashed Sasha Grey upon Germany. If she had been around a couple decades earlier, the Berlin Wall would've come down in a second. Take that, Ronald Reagan. More »

Topless TV World Tour: Germany's "Schatten der Gerechtigkeit"

At long last, and after many boobs, our topless TV world tour has finally left France, venturing across the country's eastern border and into Germany—and just in time for the premiere of "Schatten der Gerechtigkeit"! More »

Monday's Child Is Fair Of Face, "November Child" Is Fond Of Skinnydipping

Of all our preconceptions about German girls (and trust us, there are a lot), "enjoying skinny dipping in the cold weather" was never really one of them. This clip from "Novemberkind" ("November Child") has totally turned our world upside down. More »

AIDS Is Bad. Just Like Hitler Having Sex.

Today in unfortunate safer sex advertising: Germany's das comitee produced a set of posters determined to remind people of the seriousness of HIV...by comparing the virus to Hitler, Stalin, and Saddam Hussein banging hot chicks. Right, that makes sense. More »

Verona Pooth And Her Areola Pop In To Say Hello

In Germany, Verona Pooth is a television celebrity, entertainer, commercial icon, former beauty queen, and businesswoman best known for her brief marriage to producer and musician Dieter Bohlen. On Fleshbot, she's a hot lady best known for this nipple slip. More »

Busty Girl Of The Day: Hristina Ruseva

German FHM put together a wonderful blond special...and we think Hristina Ruseva is the specialist blonde of them all. More »

Bar Refeali Gives Us More To Look At

Bar Refaeli may not have (really) posed nude yet, but at least by the grace of German GQ, we're able to ogle her nipples through a very seethrough top. Hmm, our diabolical plan seems to be working... (dailypoa.com)

Caution: Sprite May Cause Involuntary Arousal And Excitement

The amateur sociologist within us is tempted to (over)analyze this commercial, taking a look at what the explosion of corn syrup-infused joy as a substitute for, well, a different kind of explosion says about our culture. More »

Kristyna Malerova Strips Down In "Absurdistan"

German film "Absurdistan" is something like a coming of age tale crossed with "Lysistrata" (and plenty of absurdity, we're sure)—and like any good coming of age tale, it has a healthy dose of full frontal nudity. More »

Topless Carla Bruni To Be Auctioned In Germany

Still annoyed that someone else snagged that naked photo of Carla Bruni? Well, good news: there's another one up for sale at Berlin's Villa Grisebach Auction. More »

Cherilyn Wilson Keeps Us Up At Night With "Parasomnia"

Is there some sort of anti-boob conspiracy in Hollywood these days? We keep hearing about these wonderful, boobtastic films that apparently aren't coming to a theater near us any time soon (and no, we're not just talking about "Powder Blue"). Latest on our list: "Parasomnia." More »

Pornstar Annina Gives Us A Reason To Watch Reality TV

American network execs may be ratings obsessed, but they've got nothing on their German cousins. German Big Brother brought back a booted pornstar contestant—specifically to see her have (on-air!) sex with a costar. More »

German Bank Discovers That Sex Is The Solution To All Our Financial Woes

You know how the story goes: boy meets girl, boy woos girl, boy treats girl to a night of passionate, rousing sex—and suddenly, everyone's problems are solved. More »

Lingerie Clad Hottie Certainly Stimulating Something

"Stimulate" the economy jokes? Still stupid. This girl in purple lingerie? Hot enough to make us forget that. Hey, who knows, maybe over in Germany, the joke is still fresh. More »

Alina Percea Tries, Fails To Get Rich Off Virginity

Again with the virginity auctions: Alina Percea, aka Jungfrau18, is selling her virginity online in order to raise money for college. More »

Erica Ellyson, International Porn Ambassador

As a former Penthouse Pet of the Year, Erica Ellyson has a lot of experience representing Penthouse on the international stage—serving as an ambassador of good will (and good porn). More »

Heidi Klum, Master Of Underboob

Underboob is one of our favorite part of the boob... and Heidi Klum has some seriously nice underboob (which help makes up for the fact that she apparently has no nipples). More »

Beate Uhse: Now You See It, Now You Don't

German smut magnate Beate Uhse wants you to know two things about their TV channel: it's full of superhot smut, and their fancy "child lock" will keep your kids happily untraumatized by your erotic entertainment. More »

Now That's Some Good Branding

Condomi, a German sex shop, has raised some eyebrows with a new shopping bag depicting a lady's nether regions, with the hand holes strategically placed to simulate, um, crotch groping. More »

Dita Von Teese Gives Us So Much To Be Thankful For

So we're sitting here, trying to make a list of all the things that we're thankful for, when what do we find but some gorgeous pictures of Dita Von Teese in German Playboy. Coincidence? We think not. Number one on our list of things to be thankful for: Dita Von Teese's nipples. Number two? Dita Von Teese. (thesuperficial.com)

Brothel Patrons Get Branded

A German brothel has come up with an interesting advertising plan (and economic stimulus package!): men who get the brothel's name tattooed on their arm will get free entry into the establishment for the rest of their life (as well as discounts on certain services, like lap dances). So, uh, what would it take to get you guys to tattoo the Fleshbot logo on your arms? (telegraph.co.uk)

Eva Roob: From Soccer To Sex Industry

It's the oldest story in the book: a beautiful young woman, hard up and in need of money, decides to cash in on her youth and beauty and go into the skin trade. Except in this case, the young woman in question isn't a broke college student or a single mom, but Eva Roob, a (now former) professional soccer player. Apparently, the German jizz biz pays better than the German soccer biz—well, at least if you're as hot as Eva Roob (also known as Samira Summer). After the jump, get acquainted with some of Eva's finest work. More »

Germans are excited for the release of "Cloud 9," a new movie about a hot and sexy love triangle featuring some steamy and explicit sex scenes. Oh, did we mention that all three parties are in their 60s and 70s? It's the rare film that both you and your grandparents can enjoy, if it weren't so awkward to see it with them. (afp.google.com + german-films.de)

Thinking of downloading an Evil Angel title from a file sharing network the next time you're feeling frisky? You might get more than you bargained for ... you know, like a lawsuit. Might be better just to find something less risky to fap to somewhere else and save your pennies to buy an Evil Angel DVD later on instead. Especially while you still can. (p2p-blog.com - thanks JR)

German Olympians Join The Parade Of Naked Athletes

Our Beijing bureau has been working around the clock to make sure that you stay up-to-date on all the latest Olympic news—specifically, which athletes have taken their clothes off for a photo. Our Chinese spies could find no information about any sporting events or medal winners—some guy won a swim race, maybe?—but they do tell us that the latest German edition of Playboy will have four different collectors covers starring four female athletes currently competing at the Olympics. They are sailor Petra Niemann, canoeist Nicole Reinhardt, judoka Romy Tarangul, and Katharina Scholz, a field hockey star (pictured above) who worries that her fortuitously-timed cover might distract people from all the field hockey, which doesn't really seem possible. Check out her fellow countrywomen below and keep dreaming about all that gold jewelry. More »

Germans are apparently complaining that they can't go on vacation to Turkey without the Russians coming down and spoiling everything with their "whores and vodka". Um, aren't whores and vodka pretty much the reason you would go on vacation to begin with? (thelocal.de; thumb and vodka gallery via assexyasitgets.com)

And speaking of celebrity sex scandals in the news this week, apparently dirty photos of former "Germany's Next Top Model" contestant Gina-Lisa have surfaced online. But unlike Verne Troyer, Gina-Lisa isn't mad that her naughty bits are on display; she's just worried that other women will get jealous when they see the pics. Aren't Germans so much more civilized? (And yes, we know that this post stretches the limits of what constitutes a "celebrity sex scandal". But we had to do something to get all that midget porn out of our heads.) (bild.de)

Oh Dita Von Teese, we love you so much that we would cross an ocean just to get a glimpse of your nipple ... or at least peruse the pages of the new German Maxim, where if we squint really hard we can pretend we're getting a glimpse of your nipple too. (OK, so it's probably just part of that fancy bra you're wearing ... but are you really going to spoil the fantasy for us after we've come all this way?) (vanityspy.com)

If you've been worshipping at the altar of the porn saints, it's time to get off your knees and make a pilgrimage to the very first Pornsaints Art Exhibition. You'll have to go to Berlin to pay your respects, but we're sure that you'll be generously rewared for your devotion. (church.pornsaints.org)

Ladies Love The Mobile Pimp

We've been known to get pretty fancy with our cellphones. But sadly, even the most tricked out iPhone hasn't helped out much when it comes to attracting the attention of potential female companionship. Maybe we're doing something wrong, because the whole cell phone thing seems to be working quite nicely for the Mobile Pimp, after all. Could it be a German thing? More »

East Germany's Military Porn Factory Had Ways Of Making You Fap

Researchers combing through the Cold War era files of the East German secret police in Berlin have uncovered a startling new secret about the military powerhouse that struck fear into the hearts of Western Europeans for decades—they loved their porn. In fact, they didn't just watch it ... they made it! Lots of it. Even though porn was officially outlawed under the Communist regime, in the 1980s an army base in Biesdorf became a de facto porn studio with over 160 East German soldiers and officers directing, shooting and even starring in hardcore porn films that were shown at parties for the Army's top brass. But now their dirty secret is out, and German TV has even broadcast a few scenes (clips please, German readers!) proving that the German Democratic Republic (which was neither Democratic nor a Republic; discuss) was better at spying on its people than fucking them. But was it better than "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS?" We're going to need more double agents to know for sure. More »

This just in: Monster vaginas are taking over the German legal system! (OK, not really; it's just a fairly tame news item about P2P porn sharing lawsuits. But we couldn't resist that post title either.) (p2p-blog.com; thumbnail via dentata.net)

Tasty Pinups By Thomas Junior

We'll never cease to be amazed by the things certain masters of the fine art of pinups can create: who knew that with just a few pastels and some colored pencils and charcoal (not to mention about thirty hours of time), you could have your very own giddy big-boobed naked pinup girl squirting ketchup all over herself? We guess you'd need a fair dose of German artist Thomas Junior's talent to create something like that too, though we'd still probably just end up with a brightly colored stick figure. Even with twice the amount of time.
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If Doreen Jacobi really is a German TV star, we have definitely got to find ourselves a German TV. And maybe a German-English dictionary, but that seems like less of a priority. (doreenjacobi.com + sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Kader Loth sounds like the name of an evil Jedi Knight in some crazy Star Wars comic book, but she's actually Germany's "queen of dumb TV." Still, we wouldn't mind watching her handle a lightsaber. (That's not a dirty euphemism — we are seriously huge nerds.) (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

German Fashion Magazines Do It Better (And Nakeder)

There's no need to rehash the point, but occasionally we are forced to remember the painful truth that Europeans are way cooler than we are. Well, in one particularly area anyway—their delightful freewheeling stance on female nudity in the media. Take GQ magazine, for one example. The online American version can be a tedious slog through celebrity profiles and long treatises on silk suits, while the German version is one of the best places on the web to find free photos of naked Eurobabe models. As we recently discovered, the site has an entire section devoted to erotic glamour photography featuring work by many well-known photographers, like old Fleshbot favorites Alexander Paulin, Fabio Borquez, Gavin O'Neill and others. Sure the text is in German, but who cares about German celebrities and silk suits? More »

Recently widowed German women should watch out for scammers who are sending bills for mail-order pornography and claiming it was secretly purchased by their dead husbands. Your beloved almost certainly did buy porn, but we're pretty sure you don't have pay for it once they're gone. (news24.com)

The Great Brothels Of Germany: A Photo Tour

In most places, employing the services of a sex worker usually means a seedy hotel room rented by the hour or, in a pinch, the backseat of moving cab. And those are the nice alternatives. In other parts of the world, however, where brothels are allowed to exist and thrive, the "offices" can get pretty fancy and elaborate—sometimes they're downright cute! In a project reminiscent of some previous Japanese excursions, photographer Patric Fouads took a tour of some the finer brothels in Germany and came back with a collection of unique and interesting photos, snapped in the bedrooms where fantasies are made and paid for. And if you want to pretend like you're in Japan, you can always find a place for that too. More »

Some German file sharers are getting bills in the mail from lawyers asking for 250 Euros, because they illegally downloaded movies like the classic "Fick mich." (Yes, that means what you think it means.) That's like, what .... $0.50? So it sounds like a pretty good deal. (p2p-blog.com - thanks JR)

Ben Wittner's Surreal Life

German photographer Ben Wittner's photos seamlessly mix the surreal and the ordinary, combining everyday scenes of comfortable nudity with slightly (and sometimes not-so-slightly) bizarre details—a bathtub in a tree, headphones casually slipped over someone's naughty bits—painting a picture of a strange, yet oddly alluring, world. We're not entirely sure what he's trying to say in some of these tableaus, but we're all ears. (Maybe slipping some headphones over our own naughty bits would help us hear a little better?) More »