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more about #straight more comments → piggythewonderdog: Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi! more » Beaker: "Panties in a bunch? No problem! Transform them in to a slingshot-style 'Slit Shooter' with a few simple movements." more » Princess Commands, Darling: Or more precisely, "girl-on-girl-on girl action." more » sam991: And yet it still looks less weird than most of the toys marketed to women. more » Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected: This is without a doubt 10x more disturbing than that hump-able ottoman. more » pettiblay: I kind of want one... But then again all the porn ads on this site are just getting me horny as f*ck. Let Adam Frucci review it first. more » Guitar_Wolf: "I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm VERY disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You'... more » Guitar_Wolf: Is that Valentino...ew. more » Mazda Eric: I am honored to live in the same city that gave birth to Stoya! more » The New No. 2: xhamster.com FTW. more » heterophobic: YuVuTu is nice and all, but you have to pay to even do searches. When I'm in a very specific horny mood, it just doesn't work. ;-) more » FrankN.Stein: I can't wait till she gets promoted in the movies and may wear the golden uniform ;) more » otko: Oh boy I bet Eva Green in The Dreamers is fucking FABULOUS on blu-ray. If that ever hits blu-ray, I just might have to do something about it. Otherw... more » thexpert: Uh, duh? Totally idolized the severed 'head' growing up. more » bmonkey: Lux, wow, you know how to pick the models...good job more » -
#pornstars
Global Domination Watch: Sasha Grey (Still In Germany)
We know Sasha's been there for a while now, but don't you worry. Germany will fall to her charms. Now that she has infiltrated their Playboy, it is only a matter of time... More » -
#pornstars
Global Domination Watch: Sasha Grey
GQ recently unleashed Sasha Grey upon Germany. If she had been around a couple decades earlier, the Berlin Wall would've come down in a second. Take that, Ronald Reagan. More » -
#tv
Topless TV World Tour: Germany's "Schatten der Gerechtigkeit"
At long last, and after many boobs, our topless TV world tour has finally left France, venturing across the country's eastern border and into Germany—and just in time for the premiere of "Schatten der Gerechtigkeit"! More » -
#movies
Monday's Child Is Fair Of Face, "November Child" Is Fond Of Skinnydipping
Of all our preconceptions about German girls (and trust us, there are a lot), "enjoying skinny dipping in the cold weather" was never really one of them. This clip from "Novemberkind" ("November Child") has totally turned our world upside down. More » -
#badideas
AIDS Is Bad. Just Like Hitler Having Sex.
Today in unfortunate safer sex advertising: Germany's das comitee produced a set of posters determined to remind people of the seriousness of HIV...by comparing the virus to Hitler, Stalin, and Saddam Hussein banging hot chicks. Right, that makes sense. More » -
#nipslip
Verona Pooth And Her Areola Pop In To Say Hello
In Germany, Verona Pooth is a television celebrity, entertainer, commercial icon, former beauty queen, and businesswoman best known for her brief marriage to producer and musician Dieter Bohlen. On Fleshbot, she's a hot lady best known for this nipple slip. More » -
#babes
Busty Girl Of The Day: Hristina Ruseva
German FHM put together a wonderful blond special...and we think Hristina Ruseva is the specialist blonde of them all. More » -
#celebritynipplewatch
Bar Refeali Gives Us More To Look At
Bar Refaeli may not have (really) posed nude yet, but at least by the grace of German GQ, we're able to ogle her nipples through a very seethrough top. Hmm, our diabolical plan seems to be working... (dailypoa.com) -
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#advertising
Caution: Sprite May Cause Involuntary Arousal And Excitement
The amateur sociologist within us is tempted to (over)analyze this commercial, taking a look at what the explosion of corn syrup-infused joy as a substitute for, well, a different kind of explosion says about our culture. More » -
#movies
Kristyna Malerova Strips Down In "Absurdistan"
German film "Absurdistan" is something like a coming of age tale crossed with "Lysistrata" (and plenty of absurdity, we're sure)—and like any good coming of age tale, it has a healthy dose of full frontal nudity. More » -
#celebrityskin
Topless Carla Bruni To Be Auctioned In Germany
Still annoyed that someone else snagged that naked photo of Carla Bruni? Well, good news: there's another one up for sale at Berlin's Villa Grisebach Auction. More » -
#pornstars
Pornstar Annina Gives Us A Reason To Watch Reality TV
American network execs may be ratings obsessed, but they've got nothing on their German cousins. German Big Brother brought back a booted pornstar contestant—specifically to see her have (on-air!) sex with a costar. More » -
#advertising
German Bank Discovers That Sex Is The Solution To All Our Financial Woes
You know how the story goes: boy meets girl, boy woos girl, boy treats girl to a night of passionate, rousing sex—and suddenly, everyone's problems are solved. More » -
#lingerie
Lingerie Clad Hottie Certainly Stimulating Something
"Stimulate" the economy jokes? Still stupid. This girl in purple lingerie? Hot enough to make us forget that. Hey, who knows, maybe over in Germany, the joke is still fresh. More » -
#virgins
Alina Percea Tries, Fails To Get Rich Off Virginity
Again with the virginity auctions: Alina Percea, aka Jungfrau18, is selling her virginity online in order to raise money for college. More » -
#babes
Erica Ellyson, International Porn Ambassador
As a former Penthouse Pet of the Year, Erica Ellyson has a lot of experience representing Penthouse on the international stage—serving as an ambassador of good will (and good porn). More » -
#celebrity
Heidi Klum, Master Of Underboob
Underboob is one of our favorite part of the boob... and Heidi Klum has some seriously nice underboob (which help makes up for the fact that she apparently has no nipples). More » -
#video
Beate Uhse: Now You See It, Now You Don't
German smut magnate Beate Uhse wants you to know two things about their TV channel: it's full of superhot smut, and their fancy "child lock" will keep your kids happily untraumatized by your erotic entertainment. More » -
#hype
Now That's Some Good Branding
Condomi, a German sex shop, has raised some eyebrows with a new shopping bag depicting a lady's nether regions, with the hand holes strategically placed to simulate, um, crotch groping. More »













