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more about #straight more comments → Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Annette Schwarz
Birthday Girl Annette Schwarz, who seems to update her own website, posts this as of March 2, 2009 on her blog: "I am available for purchase." Oh, frabjous day! More » -
#fetish
My Old School: Life at the "Fetish Academy"
It turns out that all of "Fetish Academy 3" is in German, so I was unable to understand what exactly goes on there. Beyond the gap are some of my guesses, based entirely on appearances. -
#video
Feisty And Fisty: Top Ten Fisting Sex Videos
Last week, we sang the praises of fingering—and really, what's fisting but fingering taken to its natural conclusion? Sure, there are some who may see fisting as "extreme" or "kinky"—but we think it's more along the lines of a good thing made oh so much better. Our top fisting picks, after the jump. More » -
#video
Flesh Flicks International Edition: Sprechen Sie "Pizza Boy"?
Sure, we've all seen the same old pizza delivery boy setup in porn flicks before, probably more times than we can count. But have you ever seen it acted out in German? We didn't even know they had pizza deliveries over there! Guess it's one more example of how porn really is the universal language after all. And if this movie shows us Germans are not only acquainted with deep dish deliciousness and hot hausfraus who answer the door in their underwear ... well then, ich bin ein pizza boy too. More » -
#pornfarmgirls
Flesh Flicks: Got Milk Maids?
Were you raised in a barn? If so, then you probably get turned on by the idea of shagging a lusty farm wench—or a veterinarian who specializes in large animals—while the livestock serenades you with moos and neighs. Of course, you don't have to be a simple farm boy to enjoying watching two folk enjoy a roll in the hay. If fact, it's probably better to watch than it is to participate—it's the only way to get all the fun of barnyard sex, but none of the smells. More » -
#artnudes
Erotic Photographs By Jörg Oestreich
This gem of a photo gallery came to us in an email with the subject line "excellent or bad ???" Well, we'll give you a hint—it's not bad: It's the work of photographer Jörg Oestreich and it's a rare case of "erotic art" that actually resembles art. Don't worry, though: the photos are still erotic too. These beautiful models in soft focus tend to get very handsy with themselves and each other and that is exactly the kind of art of that we can get behind. Does that answer your question? More » -
#existentialistporn
Existentialist bug fan Franz Kafka apparently left behind a rather sizable collection of hardcore porn stories that “academics have pretended did not exist," because they don't want to sully the reputation of a sad, depressive whose sole preoccupation was the pain and futility of modern life. Not surprisingly, the smut is described as "dark" and "unpleasant" ... perhaps even Kafkaesque! (timesonline.co.uk) -
#video
Cillit GangBang: For All Your Semen Removal Needs
Everyone wants to be a part of an orgy, but somehow when it all the fun stops no one ever wants to stay around and help clean up. Of course, they do tend to get a bit messier than your average shindig, so that's why Cilit Bang—which is a real German cleaning product—needed a bit of an upgrade to help hard-partying swingers get out those tough stains. You don't have to be German to get the joke here, but it helps! (Especially with the translation.) More » -
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#video
Flesh Flicks: Who Watches The Watchers?
There are few things in this world hotter than traffic violations. That's why male and female officers are so rarely teamed up to check out license plate numbers, registration tags and curb heights. Writing tickets together creates such a sexually-charged atmosphere that they will inevitably end up fucking in the back of the police van. (Just think of all the overtime!) Even worse, citizen patrols (who are also interested in the erotic potential of no parking zones) will inevitably follow and issue their own "citations" on the officers who have no doubt allowed their meters to expire. Maybe the next time these cops catch some silly teenagers necking in the back seat up at Inspiration Point, they'll have a little more sympathy. More » -
#photography
Classic Black & White Nudes By Volker Lang
Some artists like to make things complicated while others like to keep it simple. German Volker Lang doesn't fill his photographs with ridiculous costumes and props or impossibly landscaped backgrounds, he just shoots a beautiful woman (and the occasional dude) relaxing in the buff. The portraits many not be challenging to digest, but how hard is it to understand sexy? Sometimes a pretty girl with no clothes and a camera are the only things in this world that make any sense. More »
