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Caught On Tape: Top Ten Celebrity Sex Tapes
Now that we all have digital cameras or webcams or iPhones or some sort of photo device that doesn't require third party processing, pretty much everyone out there has taken a photo or video of themselves en flagrante delicto—even celebrities (they're just like us!). The difference, of course, is that when your sex tape (or our sex tape) goes public, it really only matters to an audience of tens—as opposed to the tens of thousands (or millions) of people who happen to take interest when, say, Colin Farrell is caught on tape. Over the years, we've made good business tracking the all too many instances of celebrity sex tapes; join us after the jump for a walk down Naked Celebrity Lane. More » -
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"Ladies Of The Night": What Does Gene Simmons Know About Whoring?
Prostitution has been written about by everyone from the Apostles to Shakespeare to Charlie Sheen, but you can take all that previous pontification and cram it: Gene Simmons is about to have his say. The God of Thunder and noted romancer has a new book coming out called "Ladies of the Night" where he will share his "own unique philosophy about the inception and legacy of prostitution." (And not a minute too soon!) More » -
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Gene Simmons continues his "garbage from my past" line of defense regarding the sex tape that he claims is "decades old" and part of an ongoing blackmail attempt. Honestly, we don't know why anyone would ever accuse Gene Simmons of being some sort of sexual animal. (Idolator + Copyranter) -
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(Still More Than You Ever Wanted To Know About) The Gene Simmons Sex Tape: The Plot Thickens
To no one's surprise, Gene Simmons has lawyered up and gone knocking at the doors of sites that have reported on a certain sex tape scandal that erupted this week ... including our silicon-headed sibling Valleywag, who have just posted a cease-and-desist letter from his legal team which claims among other things that the tape was surreptitiously filmed by a woman named Traci Anna Koval but that Gene's company "Allied Industry" purchased all the rights to the tape back in 2003 presumably to keep it hush-hush. (Got all that?) However, a "spokesman" for the company currently selling the tape told XBiz earlier this week that it was shot nine months ago ... and that Simmons was completely unaware of its existence. It it possible that someone is not being completely honest here? Shocking! But wait ... there's more!
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#prspin
Gene Simmons Addresses The "Incident"
From his official website: "Hi everyone. You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past. Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options ... All is well." Why so harsh? It's not the best sex tape ever, but we wouldn't necessarily call it "garbage." (genesimmons.com) -
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Got Love For Sale: Analyzing The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"
As evidenced by his band's eagerness to place their name and likenesses on posters, t-shirts, mugs, license plates, fine hand-painted glassware, comic books, bicycle pants, condoms, and coffins, KISS frontman Gene Simmons is not afraid to sell anything. So is it too much of a stretch to believe that he'd sell himself, his penis, and the virtue of some aspiring model just to make a quick buck on the internet? That was the question on everyone's mind upon discovering that yet another celebrity sex tape had mysteriously "leaked" this week. Actually, that was pretty far down on the list of unsettling questions this tape raises, somewhere between "Does Gene Simmons really fuck with Steve Perry music in the background?" and "Seriously, Steve Perry?" More contextual analysis after the jump. More » -
#oureyeballs
Calling Dr. Love (To Please Euthanize Us): The "Gene Simmons Sex Tape"
Maybe we and Terry Gross are not the ideal demographic for the just-now released "Gene Simmons Sex Tape", featuring a man who appears to be the KISS bassist atop an Austrian energy drink spokesmodel. But as personally repellant as many find Simmons, we can't help but thank him for leaving his goddamn shirt on. More »
