In what is doubtless just the initial trickle in an all out flood of sexy calendars, we've received a sneak peek of both Lucy Pinder and Gemma Atkinson's calendars. True to form, Lucy bares some while Gemma keeps it (mostly) under wraps...but both have got us thinking that 2010 can't come soon enough.

Is it August yet?

· Lucy Pinder and Gemma Atkinson (more @ boobieblog.com)

· Gemma Atkinson: I'd go topless onscreen for the right money (nowmagazine.co.uk)
· Thumbnail: Nearly topless Gemma Atkinson (thehollywoodgossip.com)

· Nuts Magazine's 50 Sexiest Singles of 2009 (dailypoa.com)
· Gemma Atkinson (dailypoa.com)

· Nuts 2009 Topless Desktop Calendar (dailypoa.com)

First, there's Sophie who seems to change haircolor every time takes off her bra. (That's a lot.) We're not sure how we feel about the the blondish version, but this rather sizeable gallery give us plenty of time to think about it. We definitely miss the color in Keeley's classy, black and white snaps, but we suppose a little dramatic flair isn't so bad—especially when you're sweaty and topless. Finally, we'd like to apologize to our allies on behalf of American Curves magazines, which put the completely British curves of Lucy Pinder on its cover. As much as we would love to claim her as one of own and would definitely vouch for her character should she seek US citizenship, we respect all international treaties and will not try to colonize her hooters. (Maybe send just a little bit of foreign aid?)

Oh, and since you were so polite during the rest of this post ... here you go.

Don't say we never did anything for you (or Gemma.)

· Sophie Howard, Keeley Hazell + Lucy Pinder And Friends (dailypoa.com)
· Gemma Atkinson Maxim Magazine Pictures (hollywoodtuna.com)

· It's a virtual certainty that we'll be writing about Gemma Atkinson's bikini calendar come December, but you can get a preview of it right now. Try to guess which suit will be October. (dailypoa.com + hollywoodtuna.com)

· Two adult DVD distributors get busted for obscenity, because of the movies they sell, "none of the three films has a plot line." If that's the standard for arrest, why are the makers of "Fantastic Four" still walking the streets? (sltrib.com)

· Even rich and powerful people get destroyed by porn, which is weird because you'd think they could pay someone to destroy their life for them. (denverpost.com)

· Harry Reems looks back on the good old days of alcohol and homelessness. Oh wait ... yeah, he's probably much better off now. (channel4.com)

· Breaking: Men and women learn a lot about the opposite sex when they date one member of it for an extended period of time. They also learn how to fight over morning bathroom privileges. (gainesville.com)

· A judge orders man not to have girlfriend for the next three years. A) You can do that? B) We have some material that might help him through this tough time. (ap.org)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

We do our best to keep you up-to-date on all the greatest (and some of the not-so-greatest) celebrity beach sightings, because it's important to us that you know what famous people really look like in their most candid moments—especially when those candid moments happen with little or no clothes on. Unfortunately, we've been overwhelmed this week by the glut of vacationing superstars. (Seriously, don't these people have jobs?) So in the interests of saving our time and ruining your bandwidth, we've collected several of the most recent galleries here in one post. Considering that, technically, summer hasn't even started yet—and Jessica Biel is mysteriously on hiatus—this could be just the beginning of a very long and exhausting three months. We're going to need a summer break from our summer break.

· Uma Thurman (Egotastic)

· Gemma Atkinson (the-feeding-tube.com)

· Elisabetta Canalis + Serena Williams (celebslam.com)

· Kelly Ripa (ninjadude.com)

· Anna Kournikova (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Celine Dion (for reals!) + Britney Spears (drunkenstepfather.com)

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Finally, some thoughts on bikinis from a non-famous, but definitely not non-hot model. Maybe some we'll know who she is and she'll get her own post here! (YouTube, via jaggle.nl)

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Previously: Fleshbot's vast "celebrity" + "bikini" treasure trove. See also: Celebrity Bikini Blowout 2006