Ostensibly a typography project, "Sade for Fonts Sake" is a CD loaded up with a suite of fonts (for Mac, Windows, and Linux, folks). But these are no ordinary fonts, mind you. Load up "Oh Bishpo X" and type the letter a—what appears onscreen is not, in fact, the letter a, but rather "stop,".

Type abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890- and you're given:

stop, closer, tighter, wider, there, higher, enough, deeper, shutup, hold it, wake up, stay, harder, turn, rise down, no—bend, come, don't, wrong, stoop, open, sit, shhh, slow, cry,

You get the picture.

Some of the fonts, like Oh Bishop X and Oh Justine, are based on characters from novels by Sade; others take inspiration from more contemporary figures, like Michael Lucas and Monica Lewinsky. It's fascinating to see how each character transforms the alphabet (and other words)—how each of us puts on our spin on what is, ultimately, a very universal experience.

· Buy Sade for Fonts Sake (amazon.com)
· National Philistine (nationalphilistine.com)
· Thumbnail: Sasha Grey, just because (nsgalleries.com, via Ask Jolene)

Pink Visual and Fleshbot have teamed up to bring you Kinky Games, an iTouchHer web app that's powered by you, the people. Have an idea for a game? Submit it in the comments—and if your game is one of the best, you'll win a free membership to iPinkVisualPass. Pretty sweet, right?

Here's the official breakdown of how it all works:

Fleshbot users will submit game ideas for the Fleshbot iTouchHer web-app (www.kinkygames.com) to be voted on by other Fleshbot users. The top vote-getters will then be judged cooperatively by the Fleshbot editors and the porn purveyors at Pink Visual to decide the Gold, Silver, and Bronze winners.

The three winners will see their custom games created by Pink Visual and added to the Fleshbot iTouchHer web-app. The Gold winner will also receive a free 6 month membership to Pink Visual's mobile porn site, iPinkVisualPass, while the Silver and Bronze winners will receive 3 month and 1 month subscriptions, respectively.

To be considered for implementation, game submissions must be conceptualized to operate within the basic parameters of the Fleshbot iTouchHer web-app (see sample game at Kinky Games) and must not include any content concepts that are considered illegal within the United States.

Please click here to read this contest's terms of use and other fun fine print.

· Previously: iTouchHer: Adult Games For The iPhone

And having done so, we're pleased to announce that Raven does, in fact, live up to the hype. A smart, capable girl who loves Star Trek, World of Warcraft, and, of course, making porn, she's a geek's dream. Add to that the fact that she's got a head for business, and runs not one, but two sites all on her own, and well—it should be easy to see why we're totally smitten. Looking to fall in love yourself? Click through the gallery to read our interview with Raven.

Fleshbot: So just to get started, can you tell me a little bit about yourself? Where are you from, how long have you been doing adult, how did you get into adult?
Raven Alexis: I'm originally from the Northwest and I've been living in Las Vegas for about three years now. I've done a lot of online work; I've done some dvd work as well and I have my own websites that I started and I work really hard on those and obviously now I'm with DP, so that's kind of me in a nutshell.

What made you decide to start your own site?
I've always kind of wanted to have my own website, to start my own business, be my own boss. And it just seemed like the web is where everything is right now.

For your own website, how much of the business end did you do? Were you also doing any technical stuff?
I own and operate them. I do have two webmasters that help me operate them, but I can do pretty much everything just in case someone can't do something. So I edit occasionally, I update the sites occasionally....I'm my own production company, so I try to be as hands on as possible and involve myself in everything a little bit.

Image of Raven Alexis courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

What's the difference between ravenalexis.com and ravensplayhouse.com?
Raven's Playhouse is my first site and it's exclusively solo...solo masturbation, solo stuff. It's much more girl next door, sweet girl stuff. Raven Alex has my boy-girl, girl-girl. It's got kind of a collection of stuff on it. It has a backstage pass area on it where they can actually just kind of see see me in regular life doing regular life things.

How long have you been doing hardcore?
I have been doing it...I want to say for a year and a half now.

And what made you decide to start doing hardcore? Was it something you planned all along?
Yeah, it's definitely something I planned. I wanted to get a lot of solo glamour work under my belt. I wanted to make sure it was the right time and everything. And I've done it exclusively on my own site, on Raven Alexis, so all along I've been wanting to go to the next level. And Digital Playground has definitely been in my sights. I just think they're an amazing company and now I finally get the opportunity to work with them.

Image of Raven Alexis courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Do you consider yourself a geek? Is that how you self identify?
Definitely, yeah. I'm proud of it.

So what's the geekiest thing about you?
Um, well, there's a lot of geeky things. I play a lot of computer games, I play a lot of Xbox, I go to Comic-Con every year. I have a huge Star Trek thing, I go to Star Trek conventions.... Um yeah I'm very into gadgets, into sci-fi, just not really your typical girl, I guess.

Image of Raven Alexis courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

In terms of gadgets, what are your favorite gadgets?
My iPhone definitely is my favorite. I don't go anywhere without that. My computer. I have several. I have my gaming machines and then I have my laptop.

What kinds of computers do you have?
I have one Mac that I do all my website stuff on, then I have actually my two PCs that I built out myself. They're water cooled; they've got all the latest on them.

Image of Raven Alexis courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Are you mainly into Star Trek? Are there other sci-fi things you like?
I like Star Trek, it's probably my favorite. Battlestar Galactica is probably my second favorite. I do watch Star Wars. I'm not as into them, but I think I'm more of a trekkie than a Star Wars person, but I like them all and I'll give anything a chance. But I think Star Trek is my favorite and BSG is my second.

New BSG or old BSG?
I would have to say old. I watch the new stuff but it doesn't do as much for me.

And which breed of Star Trek?
The Next Generation.

Image of Raven Alexis courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

I also heard you play World of Warcraft.
Yes, I do.

Did you know there's a porn star guild in World of Warcraft?
I did not know that, no...If there is such a thing I would definitely be interested.

Have you run into any issues with your account? Mia Rose, one of the pornstars who plays World of Warcraft actually had her account banned because of being a pornstar.
No I haven't. I don't really discuss it. You know, I've played it for, gosh, five, six years now. I don't really discuss what I do. I don't you know let it be known who I am or anything like that. Yeah, I haven't run into any problems with that.

Image of Raven Alexis courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Have you shot any scenes for Digital Playground yet?
Yes, I have. I actually just finished doing something for them that's going to be released hopefully just right in time for the AVNs. We're just focusing on filming as much as we can.

Do you know what it's going to be called or is it still untitled?
I don't. I think they kind of keep those things untitled until the last second, you know?

Can you talk about who did you get to work with?
Oh, I can't actually say who I worked with but it was a great team and they were two of the best performers in the industry so it's not going to disappoint for sure.

Oh, two? Did you do two separate scenes?
It was one scene.

Oh, okay. Oh my goodness. Are you planning on working with males, females, both?
Both, all, you know, as much as I can get. I love sex and I love men and women equally.

Image of Raven Alexis courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Are there things you haven't done on camera yet that you are looking forward to doing?
I always I want to do new stuff all the time....I'm always looking to kind of push the envelope and do as much crazy kinky fun stuff as possible.

What would you say is your favorite fetish?
Um, gosh. I like BDSM, I like I have a kind of strange mask fetish, kind of like the "Eyes Wide Shut" thing. I have a lot of different kinks that I enjoy, but BDSM is probably the top contender.

Do you consider yourself a top or a bottom?
A top.

Image of Raven Alexis courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

You live in Las Vegas, right?
Yes, I do.

So if I were to come to Las Vegas, what would be something I would absolutely have to do?
Oh gosh. I think probably the most important thing here in Vegas is the old strip, the Fremont Street experience. I have a fascination with all things classic and retro, so it's pretty cool to see the old classic Vegas like you see in all the movies.

Are there things you see as a local that tourists don't normally see?
I think everybody thinks that vegas is crazy crazy 24/7, you know? But there's a huge outdoors scene, = hiking and ski clubs and things like that. There's a huge suburban feel to it as well. So, I think people tend to just see the strip and don't realize how much it has to offer for actually like living here and doing other stuff.

Image of Raven Alexis courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Apparently, apparently, it's a lot of girls, standing around, naked. Which is kind of what we expected...but still, very nice to see with our own eyes.

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...and let us in on some of her geekier fantasies. Oh Phoenix, now you've got us thinking about what you could do if you had Jean Grey's powers—and believe us, we'd pay good money to see that!

· Phoenix Askani on Burning Angel (burningangel.com)
· Phoenix Askani on Twitter (twitter.com)
· Phoenix Askani on MySpace (myspace.com)

The idea is simple: using your iPhone, you can mark the FapMap to commemorate a place where you had a romantic tryst, a rushed little quickie, or even just rubbed one out. True, it's not a completely original idea (in fact, we feel like it's been done several times before), but it does have a clever name and iPhone integration, which puts it at least a few steps ahead of its predecessors.

Though it's a little early to tell if this is the sex map of our dreams, we've seen enough promising products from Pink Visual to keep our fingers crossed (for the time being, anyway). Once they work out the kinks (like the fact that every address begins with 1000), we have a feeling this could be a very, very useful product...or at least one that's good for a few (sexy) laughs.

· FapMapper (ipinkvisualpass.com)
· Thumbnail star: Madison Young via Girls With iPhones (madisonbound.com + girlswithiphones.com)

This year's edition (theme: "Of Intercourse and Intracourse") promises to be just as exciting as the past two installments; with both io9's Annalee Newitz and Fleshbot alumna Violet Blue on the roster of speakers, we're sure attendees will receive quite a bit of food for thought (and, er, fantasy). Full details are available on the Arse Elektronika website. And for those of you who can't make it out to San Francisco this weekend, never fear: we're sure we'll have more than a few highlights from the event covered right here on good ol' Fleshbot.

· Arse Elektronika (monochrom.at)

Instead, this fall will see the release of "The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody," a film largely identical to "The X-Files: A Dark XXX Parody," but with no "X-Files" trademark (and, we hear, totally renamed characters). But hey, as long as it involves a redheaded Kimberly Kane getting naked and dirty, does it really matter if it's "The X-Files" or "The Sex Files" or "The XXX Files"?

We thought not.

· New Sensations Draws Fire From 20th Century Fox Over ‘X-Files' Parody (more @ xbiz.com)
· Image via Kimberly Kane (blog.kanearmy.com)

At present, there are 8 games to play, ranging from the ultrageeky WWDC Quiz (answer questions about Apple and get rewarded with nudity) to the more traditional Nude Photo Hunt to the rather unfortunate Roast Beef or Twat? Simple though they may be, they are pretty fun (and nudity-laden!)—and hey, winning results in free porn!

Our fingers are crossed that Apple doesn't go and find some lame way to screw this up for everybody. (Also, that Roast Beef or Twat? gets phased out of the system.)

[P.S. Don't have an iPhone? You can just as easily access the site on a normal web browser. It's just very small that way.]

· iTouchHer (itouchher.com)
· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)

Starring Kimberly Kane as Dana Scully and the dreamy Anthony Rosano as Mulder (with the magically delicious Ashlynn Brooke going back to her dark roots temporarily to play a demoness), "The X-Files: A Dark Parody" was conceived as an actual "X Files" episode but with sex, taking place in the time in the series when Gillian Anderson's Scully became pregnant and fans wondered if she'd been Muldered and Californicated.

Why does this excite us? Because this is geeky fan fiction with a porn twist just as much as it is a marketing ploy.

And like the Sam and Diane of the FBI, people wanted Mulder and Scully to get their X on. The two characters get together in the movie's climactic scene - and it's not a dream sequence.

One thing that is the stuff of fantasy is Ashlynn Brooke's rack.

"She has the best fake boobs I have ever seen," said Kane.

"The X Files: A Dark Parody" will be released in September.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

But wait, there's more! Exey Panteleev's patented learning system isn't limited to lessons about HTML: he's also got tips about CSS, photography, and all other sorts of nerd things. With just three easy payments of $29.95, his knowledge can be yours. (Offer not available outside the US. Make payments to Fleshbot.com.)

· Exey Panteleev (flickr.com)
· Sexy HTML Tips (flickr.com)

"Pissed Off Japanese Bitches" is a title we've covered before (even printing our first foreign-language headline) but today we've actually seen the movie and have a gallery to prove it.

It's important to remember that the envelope of traditional Japanese sexuality vis a vis porn can only be stretched so much before horrible snap-back occurs, so we'll have you know that each of these Japanese bitches submits to our collective will at the end and becomes gloriously, doughily naked. We wouldn't want the world to spin off its axis.

Still, once the Japanese Bitches have been subdued and banished to the sea, what will keep them from returning?

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "Pissed Off Japanese Bitches" (gamelink.com)

Hookers do this thing - they learn it at hooker camp - where they can successfully execute a handjob in, like, 30 seconds. But in real life, as in porn, the handjob must be magical.

Notice I didn't say "singular." I said "magical."

That is why I'm asking you to come up with a fantasy character you'd most like a handjob from, and why. The Hamburglar? Sure. But why? Radagast the Brown? Sure. But why? Tracy Scoggins? You get the idea.

· Hundies (hundies.com)
· Buy "Fantasy Handjobs 7" (gamelink.com)

Geek porn came about in much in the same way that the pierced and tattooed girls of altporn did—in fact, back in the olden days (or at least the late '90s/early '00s), geek porn and good old fashioned altporn were pretty much both subsets of the same general amateur genre. Over time, though, both got co-opted by The Man: altporn became the province of such companies as VividAlt, and sexy geeks got such polished productions as "Whores of Warcraft" "Whorecraft" "Whorelore". If anything, the current incarnation of geek porn isn't so much a sign that geeks are making sex safe for work, or at least for dinner table conversation: it's more that Big Porn has recognized geekery as a mainstream (or mainstream enough) enough culture to eroticize, monetize, and cash in on.

But you don't really want a lecture on all that—you want pictures of naked geeky girls! Good thing we can provide that too.

· NSFW: Gamer Porn: Would You Pay for This? (kotaku.com)
· Thumbnail star: Ann Angel via Gamer Fetish (gamerfetish.com)

If that's not depressing enough, try the dildo that puts you on a self-imposed sex strike based on the measurements of certain political and social facts. For example, if you set a "tolerance limit" of two Iraqi civilian deaths a day, then on any day where civilian deaths in Iraq exceed that number, the vibrator is locked out and you can't use it. No one dies and you're free to jack it! Awesome! Also creepy!

Obviously, these inventions are more Statements than useful masturbatory devices—it's probably better to imagine how a 8.5 quake would rock your hoo-hah instead of waiting for one. But the attempt to tie your daily orgasms to events affecting other people on Earth is a fascinating concept.

Both of these projects are being developed by a group called Cho-Yaba to compete for the "Golden Kleene" award at the next Arse Elektronika this fall. We're very interested in seeing the final results, even if given what we've seen so far their third as-yet-unveiled project—something called the "Perpetual Erection Machine"—is almost too spooky to contemplate. Even for us.

· a series of controversial dildonics (free.fr, via Slashdong)
· Controversial Dildonics (cho-yaba.com)
· Arse Elektronika 2008 (monochrom.at)