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#contest
Design Your Own Adult iPhone Game—And Win Free Porn!
This summer, Pink Visual launched iTouchHer—an iPhone (web)app chock full of naughty games. Think you can come up with a game that's better than theirs? Now's your chance to prove it.
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#newfaces
Meet Raven Alexis: Your WoW-Playing, Star Trek-Loving, PC-Modding Crush Object
There are many stereotypes out there about pornstars: Raven Alexis demolishes pretty much all of them. When we heard about Digital Playground's geeky new addition, we knew we had to get her on the phone. More » -
#behindthescenes
Behind The Scenes At The 2010 Nerdcore Calendar Shoot
Last week we gave you a sneak peek at the upcoming (and totally hot) Nerdcore Horror calendar—now the Nerdcore chaps have given us a chance to see what goes on behind the scenes at their shoots. More » -
#geeklove
Phoenix Askani Geeks Out
There's many a "geek" girl out there who couldn't tell you the difference between Star Trek and Star Wars—but Phoenix Askani is not one of them. At Exxxotica, she explained to us just how geeky she is... More » -
#publicsex
Pink Visual's FapMapper Wants To Put Your Fap On The Map
Pink Visual—the genius team behind iTouchHer—has launched a new mobile innovation. FapMapper (currently in beta) is an iPhone web app that allows you to put your sexual exploits on the map. Literally. More » -
#thefuture
The Future Of Sex Approaches: Arse Elektronika 2009
Is it the end of September already? Why, that means that it's almost time for Arse Elektronika—San Francisco's annual festival devoted to sex, tech, futurism, and, of course, robots and the people who love to fuck them. More » -
#scandal
Fox Issues Cease And Desist Over "X-Files" Parody Porn
Been eagerly awaiting the arrival of "The X-Files: A Dark XXX Parody"? Don't hold your breath: thanks to objections from Fox, that title will never see the light of day. More » -
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#games
iTouchHer: Adult Games For The iPhone
Apple may not be letting porn into the iPhone app store, but crafty developers have realized that those big bullies can't control the internet. And thus the release of iTouchHer, Pink Visual's new iPhone (web)app. More » -
#geeklove
Kimberly Kane And Ashlynn Brooke In "The X-Files: A Dark XXX Parody"
Just as Fox Mulder wanted aliens to be real, we keep hope alive that adult parodies can be legitimate expressions of the pornic arts. That's why we are curious as a randy chupacabra about this "X-Files" parody.
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#geeklove
Learn HTML With Exey Panteleev (And His Hot, Naked Friends)
Sure, you'd like to learn HTML, but those pesky tag things are just so forgettable. Enter Exey Panteleev's patented learning system: with his combination of HTML knowledge and naked babes, you'll be a coding whiz in no time. More » -
#todayinbitches
Japanese Bitches: This Time They're Human
Godzilla. Mothra. Sadako from "Ringu." The Land of the Rising Sun is famous for its bitches. But until now they've either been radioactive or dead. More » -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Jerked By An Angel Edition
Unless performed on oneself, the handjob is the toughest of the marital arts. Therefore the notion of a "Fantasy" handjob made me think of Cthulhu (the tentacles!), Grimace, the Archangel Gabriel, or a unicorn. More » -
#tehinternets
We've never been big fans of Internet Explorer — but then, IE has never been that big a fan of us either. That could all change with the release of IE 8, which is rumored to include a private browsing feature (aka "porn mode") that would allow users to cover their tracks while browsing naughty websites. We might still have to deal with all of IE's other flaws, but at least we'd have one less thing to worry about. (gizmodo.com) -
#geeklove
Live Nude Geeks! How Geek Porn Went Mainstream
Our nerdy sibling site Kotaku has looked up from their XBox DSs or their Nintendo 360s or whatever it is that occupies most of their time and discovered that there's porn in them thar internets—and not just any porn, but geek-focused porn even! (Specifically, a babelog site called Gamer Fetish.) While they've gone all thinky about the topic, discussing the ways in which geek culture and porn culture overlap and crediting geek-themed porn with the future destigmatization of sexy pictures, we (with our extensive experience on the topic), would like to offer a slightly less highfalutin opinion on the "new" phenomenon of geek porn. More » -
#altporn
What makes an alt model and the founder of Geek Girls Online tick? Altporn.net journeys deep into the mind of Athena Hollow to learn more about nerd culture, geek porn, and the difference between geeks and nerds. (Oh, and dorks too. Don't forget the dorks!) (altporn.net) -
#dildonics
"A Series Of Controversial Dildonics": Think Globally, Fap Locally
San Francisco's annual Arse Elektronika events sees the sexiest of the geeky (or the geekiest of the sexy) trying to outnerd each other with fabulous sexual inventions that are impractical, implausible, and exactly what you want for Christmas. It's also a great way for tinkerers of this sort to experiment with new and wacky ideas. Like, say, a vibrator that's hooked up to the U.S. Geological Survey and only buzzes when there's an earthquake somewhere in the world: you just plug it in, turn it on, and ... wait for a completely unpredictable natural disaster! Only trouble is that when your own "Big One" finally arrives, it's tempered by the realization that a building might have collapsed somewhere with people trapped inside. Talk about a buzzkill.
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#geekery
Superheroes Getting Superlaid
Our sci-fi obsessed sibling site io9 reminds us of one of the best parts of being a superhero: getting laid! We're no strangers to superhero fantasy, but we have to admit we weren't all that familiar with some of the sluttier superheroes they managed to dig up. The Huntress? Black Canary? The Viewer? We clearly need to spend a lot more time at the comic book store doing, uh, research. (io9.com; thumb via blackandwhiteanimals) -
#justinejoli
Justine Joli: From Girl On Girl To Girl On Game
When she's not busy looking hotter in a t-shirt than any gal has a right to, World's Hottest Geek Justine Joli has also been upping her nerdy cred with a new writing gig reviewing video games for Complex's DasGamer. Knowing her qualifications as intimately as we do, we think Justine is an excellent choice for the job: she's smart, knows her way around a gaming console, and will have no trouble at all getting her fellow geeks to pay attention to her. After the jump, check out the DasGamer video introducing Justine to their audience ... and giving us all a peek behind the scenes at a recent photo shoot. More » -
#video
Sex And Videogames: An (Even Briefer!) History
Anyone who's spent any amount of time reading Fleshbot over the years knows that the relationship between sex and videogames has always occupied a special place in our, uh, hearts (and we totally have the callouses on our thumbs to prove it!) If you want to school yourself on the illustrious (and not-so-illustrious) history of pixelated T&A and don't feel like browsing our entire archives, however, you could do a lot worse than watch this amusing and informative semi-animated documentary which packs a surprising amount of material into its nine minutes, and makes a strong case for exploring and celebrating sexuality in the development of gaming as an art form. (OK, so there's not much by way of actual pixelated T&A; afraid you'll have to dip into our archives for that after all.) More » -
#crushobjectalert
Ellie Idol Is A Nerd's Wet Dream
It's common knowledge that we have something of a soft spot for geeky girls, so can you blame us for feeling a bit smitten with the lovely Ellie Idol? (Actually we'd say our spot wasn't that soft, but we've used that joke before too.) After years of working in the reality porn genre (usually as "Collie" or "Dirty Little Chloe"), she's finally moved into feature territory and has landed the title role in "Demi The Demoness." Hot looks, a love of cosplay, and now a starring role in a porn flick based on an adult comic? We're pretty sure Ellie is the new definition of a nerd's wet dream. We know she's definitely ours. More » -
#pornofthemoment
Monsters Ball: Here Comes "MILFZILLA"!
While confirmation calls to Larry Flynt's office went unreturned (er, for years), we are fairly certain that Hustler has been naming movie titles specifically for us. We needed nothing more to convince us than the arrival of "MILFzilla," starring the rabid Ava Devine. More » -
#newfaces
Meet Winter Sky: Geek Trainer
"Geeks would be so attractive if they'd just take care of themselves," said Warcraft guild ace, porn performer, and sometime LARPer Winter Sky. "A guy who plays video games all day isn't unappealing because he plays videogames all day; it's because he doesn't clean up the pizza boxes, use deodorant, or iron his shirt." More » -
#simulacra
Entering "The Four"'s Not-So-Sexy Alternate Universe
Sure, most porn games generally suck. But then, Kronos480BC isn't your average porn game: the series of interactive journal entries that constitute its alternate reality universe are part of a promotion for NinnWorx_SR's already massively hyped "The Four", due out later this year. If you're already dusting off your twelve sided dice in anticipation of having virtual congress with a barely toga'd Brea Bennett, however, relax—it's a lot more "Lost Experience" than "MILF Warrior". (Which, considering how many of your own barely toga'd Brea Bennett scenarios you're likely to come up with once the movie is out, may not be so bad. You wouldn't want to get sick of it before you even watched the damn thing, would you?) More » -
#noblecauses
The Return Of Tania Derveaux: "Defend The Internet And I'll Destroy Your Virginity"
We're guessing that Belgian "politician" Tania Derveaux's plan to win office and literally blow off her constituents didn't work out as planned, but fortunately she has other causes to fight for: her latest campaign involves net neutrality and virgins, both of which she would like to mount and make sweet nerdy love to. The deal is simple: if you can demonstrate that you support the cause of a free and open internet—and you're an innocent flower 18 years or older—then she will fuck you silly. (Anal is negotiable!) Fair warning though: "if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity" ... and she clearly states that she is "not responsible for any genital injury." It makes perfect sense when you think about it—information wants to be free and the web is filled with horny but sex-deprived people. Why not let Tania solve both problems at the same time?
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#geekery
Three months ago the folks at Switched.com made a video at the Adult Entertainment Expo where porn stars discussed their favorite gadgets; assuming you're still interested, you can read more details in this new series of print interviews. We're not sure why it took them so long to transcribe everything, but hey — it was worth the wait to find out more about Jesse Jane's special relationship with her iPhone. (switched.com) -
#creativeproblemsolving
WASD Porn: Let Your Fingers Do The Fapping
Since time immemorial (i.e. 1992), the problem with watching porn on the internet has been how to best use your hands: with your strong one on a mouse and your other furiously typing in URLs, there's no free digits left to take care of anything else. The good thing about the internet, however, is that no matter how unusual, awkward or silly your "problem" might be, someone out there is probably working on a solution. WASD Porn is a porn aggregator that's set up to let you "surf" using only four letters on your keyboard. (It's a little biased against lefties, but them's the breaks.) It's not the most high-tech solution we've seen—and the content may or may not be up your alley—but anything that eliminates all unnecessary effort and movement will always be a big hit with us ... and everyone else who masturbates for a living. (Or at least as a dedicated hobby.) More » -
#geekery
Steampunk Masturbation: Jerkin' It Very Old School
Are you familiar with that whole "steampunk" thing all the kidz are talking about? If so, congratulations—you're a nerd! Fortunately, we love nerds around here and that's why this video tickled (or maybe abused) our various bones. For the uninitiated, steampunk fans are into reading and writing about and even building old-timey technological contraptions that may not be as convenient or cheap (or useful) as your fancy modern doo-dads, but they sure look cool on a shelf in the den. (If you still don't get it, read more Boing Boing.) Well, online nerd leader Merlin Mann has taken this aesthetic to its logical conclusion,with his own homemade steampunk onanism device, modeled after the "masturbatory sketchbook" of H.G. Wells (the "Leonardo Da Vinci" of jerking off). Yes, it's expensive and heavy and very, very painful to use, but fapping with this will make you so totally punk! Steampunk that is! Dig the old world, "artis-anal" craftsmanship below. More » -
#geekery
Because the Mac vs. PC sex toy study wasn't enough, now some French folks are taking it to the next level with a survey (yes, in French) that aims to determine whether choice of OS has any relation to breast and penis size. Brings a whole new meaning to that "Hey baby, is that an iPhone in your pocket?" line, doesn't it? (vaginus.org, via sexoteric.com; thumbnail via iPhone Porn Grid) -
#reeditedpornofthemoment
DVD: "The Sick & Twisted Horror Of Joanna Angel"
What if they made a horror porn movie without the porn? Evil genius Joanna Angel (or one of her slightly less evil minions at least) had that same thought, and since her company had already made two mostly horror movies already, how hard could it be? Burning Angel's genre classics "Re-Penetrator and "The XXXorcist" have edited down to scariest R-rated essence and re-packaged in a new DVD called "The Sick & Twisted Horror Of Joanna Angel." Watch below as Joanna herself explain the marketing potential of two films where hardcore smut takes a backseat to hardcore gore. It's kind of devious actually. Think of it as gateway porn—once you're hooked on the soft stuff, it's only a matter of time before you're coming on someone's tattoo. More » -
#pornstars
We've long known deep down that Fleshbot crush object Mika Tan would be our perfect geek girlfriend, but now we have definitive proof from the lady herself. Just don't let her near that special limited edition light saber you spent $500 for at that Star Wars convention back in '86, OK? (thenaughtyamerican.com) -
#geekery
Savvy porn geeks have known all about "Whorelore" for a while now — ever since it was called "Whores Of Warcraft", as a matter of fact — but if you're late to the party, you might want to catch up via this article. Better late than never, we always say ... especially when hot naked chicks with elf ears are concerned. (villagevoice.com, via thesexcarnival.com; more @ whorelore.com) -
#geekery
Nerdy (and pervy) as we were, we're been fans of the many variations of ASCII pr0n since, like, forever — and now some dedicated ASCII fetishist has updated and expanded the Wikipedia ASCII pr0n article so we can feel as informed as the next command-line wanker. (en.wikipedia.org - thanks R; thumbnail via asciipr0n.com) -
#amateur
Advertising for the Nintendo Wii may emphasize how it brings people together, but as one avid player demonstrates it totally rocks for solo play too. And isn't having a good time with yourself just as important as beating your friends in Wii Boxing? (postyourgirls.com - thanks B.) -
#geekery
Apparently, that sexy new MacBook Air just isn't enough to get some horny MacWorld attendees off: Violet Blue might think that a post-keynote foot massage is a little on the vanilla side, but ;et's she how she feels once she gets back from the Moscone Center this afternoon. (tinynibbles.com + gizmodo.com; see also VB's 2007 Macworld Sex Guide and Gizmodo's 2008 MacWorld Coverage) -
#video
Oh, Brandi Belle ... thank you for making many a skinny geeky nerd guy's fantasy come true this holiday season. If only we shared a locker room with gals like you and your friends when we were in school, we totally would've dropped the soap in the shower a lot more often. (brandibelle.com, via yourdirtymind.com) -
#pornstars
Popshots of the Week: Festival Of Lights Edition
The oil never runs out in Porn Valley: here, Joanna Angel remembers the past and ponders the future. While eight candles has nothing to do with "My Seven Bizzos", we are reminded this week that all spirituality is an inherently personal celebration. Or something.
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#geekery
We agree with XFanz that this video would probably be a lot funnier if we didn't know for a fact that there really are actual girls out there who like "Star Wars" and comic books and who also like to fuck. Crazy, but true—put down that 20-sided die for a moment and you might actually notice one. (xfanz.com) -
#geekery
In addition to those 300 or so new features that Apple has publicized, let's not overlook claims that the new Leopard operating system is the ultimate porn OS ever. Since we use our computers for pretty much nothing but looking at porn anyway, you can be sure we'll be putting that claim to the test as often as we can. (boinkology.com; more @ joyoftech.com) -
#geekery
Kelly's Hot Nude Leopard Action
Like many dedicated Mac fans out there, we ran home from work on Friday (er, even though we work at home), ripped the packaging off our freshly delivered copies of the new Leopard operating system, and spent the rest of the weekend organizing our Spaces and popping our Stacks and playing with all sorts of other OS goodness. The delicously geeky web model Kelly at Kelly's Arcade, however, did us one better: not only did she rip the packaging off her new Leopard box, she ripped her clothes off as well and put together the sexiest set of unboxing photos we've seen over the last three days (maybe ever). Guess some Mac fans are just more dedicated than others.
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