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Live Nude Geeks! How Geek Porn Went Mainstream

Our nerdy sibling site Kotaku has looked up from their XBox DSs or their Nintendo 360s or whatever it is that occupies most of their time and discovered that there's porn in them thar internets—and not just any porn, but geek-focused porn even! (Specifically, a babelog site called Gamer Fetish.) While they've gone all thinky about the topic, discussing the ways in which geek culture and porn culture overlap and crediting geek-themed porn with the future destigmatization of sexy pictures, we (with our extensive experience on the topic), would like to offer a slightly less highfalutin opinion on the "new" phenomenon of geek porn.

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What makes an alt model and the founder of Geek Girls Online tick? Altporn.net journeys deep into the mind of Athena Hollow to learn more about nerd culture, geek porn, and the difference between geeks and nerds. (Oh, and dorks too. Don't forget the dorks!) (altporn.net)

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Justine Joli: From Girl On Girl To Girl On Game

When she's not busy looking hotter in a t-shirt than any gal has a right to, World's Hottest Geek Justine Joli has also been upping her nerdy cred with a new writing gig reviewing video games for Complex's DasGamer. Knowing her qualifications as intimately as we do, we think Justine is an excellent choice for the job: she's smart, knows her way around a gaming console, and will have no trouble at all getting her fellow geeks to pay attention to her. After the jump, check out the DasGamer video introducing Justine to their audience ... and giving us all a peek behind the scenes at a recent photo shoot. More »

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Ellie Idol Is A Nerd's Wet Dream

It's common knowledge that we have something of a soft spot for geeky girls, so can you blame us for feeling a bit smitten with the lovely Ellie Idol? (Actually we'd say our spot wasn't that soft, but we've used that joke before too.) After years of working in the reality porn genre (usually as "Collie" or "Dirty Little Chloe"), she's finally moved into feature territory and has landed the title role in "Demi The Demoness." Hot looks, a love of cosplay, and now a starring role in a porn flick based on an adult comic? We're pretty sure Ellie is the new definition of a nerd's wet dream. We know she's definitely ours.

· Ellie Idol: An Interview (tenderbits.wordpress.com)

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Geek Girls Online: Where The L33t Meet


Lest you think that the term "geek" only describes one particular kind of eyeglass-wearing, D&D dice-tumbling genus, along comes a site like Geek Girls Online to remind us that there's a flavor of geek girl to satisfy any nerd fantasy you may have no matter how you happen fap, frag, or frack, depending on how you roll.

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Mac Or Windows: Who Spends The Most On Sex Gadgets?

Because Fleshbot staff meetings frequently devolve into all-out flogging battles over who is running the superior operating system on their laptop, we often wonder which brand of computer attracts the kinkiest, freakiest and perviest users. Well, UK sex toy emporium LoveHoney decided to find out through a totally scientific study of their online customer base. The verdict? More »

If you've ever wondered what it takes to work your way into the pants of certain Fleshbot contributors, here's a hint—find your local Apple store ... fast. (Don't worry, Windows fans. Some of us are still PC compatible.) (Gizmodo)

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"Once You Go Robot, You Never Go Back"

The concept of hot robot-on-human love may (still) sound like crazy talk to some, but author of "Love + Sex With Robots" David Levy made a compelling case for it to Stephen Colbert. Seriously, if something fucked you with the stamina of a supercharged mechanical sex machine and then did your taxes in the morning, you'd probably fall in love with it too. More »

Here's a nice collection of all the incredibly hot (and occasionally green) women who probably made out with Captain Kirk on the original Star Trek series. Now you know why sexually frustrated nerds are so sexually frustrated. (Flickr, via Boing Boing)

We agree with XFanz that this video would probably be a lot funnier if we didn't know for a fact that there really are actual girls out there who like "Star Wars" and comic books and who also like to fuck. Crazy, but true—put down that 20-sided die for a moment and you might actually notice one. (xfanz.com)

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Nerdcore Chicks Not As Nerdy As You Might Hope


Sure, the sexy heroines of the 2008 Nerdcore calendar are ready and willing to save the day when called upon, but will they know which superpowers to summon in order to do so? G4 TV crashed their recent signing party to ask the models themselves if they could identify the superhero they're supposed to be portraying. To be honest, this isn't exactly a fair test. We actually consider ourselves to be nerdy in all the right places, and even we couldn't tell who half these girls were to supposed to be. It's kinda hard to play name that superhero when they aren't wearing uniforms.

· G4 TV (g4tv.com)

Previously: Nerdcore Calendar 2008: Sexy (And Naked) Heroes And Villains


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Can Sarah Michelle Gellar Do Porn?

We always found Sarah Michelle Gellar to be a rather curious case study of Hollywood babery. Obviously, she will never escape the clutches of Buffy Summers, the Vampire Slayer who latched on to her neck and will never let go, but despite the obvious typecasting complications she did manage to sneak in the occasional film role that moved her ever so slightly away from the Hellmouth. However, like another friend of ours with resumes of hotness and acting that are both complicated by a geeky good girl reputation, we keep wondering: is she ever going to the next level on either front? More »

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Olivia Munn Has "Lesbionic" Tendencies

As you can probably guess, we find that there's quite a bit to enjoy in NBC's upgraded "Bionic Woman" series, but even with the super speed, enhanced vision, and general ass-kicking abilities, there seems to be one element missing from the cyborg hero's hardware. Thankfully, geek princess Olivia Munn and the folks at G4 have figured out the bug and made an update of their own. You've seen her play Wonder Woman and even devour airborne hot dogs in a single bound, but (easy stereotypical jokes aside) her latest adventure just might push the hearts and minds of her fanboy legions over the edge. Or their hearts at least, which are probably racing pretty hard at the moment. More »

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Nerdcore Calendar 2008: Sexy (And Naked) Heroes And Villains


One of our favorite calendars from last year's onslaught of month-by-month sexiness is back and taking the geeky greatness to even loftier heights. Not only does photographer Cherie Roberts' latest Nerdcore Calendar highlight important 2008 dates like the release of Iron Man, the Comic-Con convention, and Jean Luc-Picard's birthday, it features 12 highly stylized photos of hot chicks performing superhuman feats of wonder and daring. In the nude, of course. Because anyone can save the day in a pair of tights, but let's see Superman leap a tall building without a stitch of spandex on. Check out our special preview gallery and you'll believe that babes can fly. More »

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Revenge Of The Nerdcore Babes

What's our favorite new trend in video games? It's not the expansive multiplayer online environments or cooperative fantasy adventures. It's not even the cooler graphics and wireless remote controls. It's hot girl gamers who love to drape themselves in the actual consoles and games and send the pictures out over the interwebs. (Besides how can you tie someone up with a wireless controller?) Well, the nerdcore babes are back for more and we have to thank the boys over at Destructoid for sharing an exclusive bonus photo with us that you can see after the jump. We're not exactly Nintendo experts, but we are pretty sure you're not going to find any ducks to hunt in there. More »

When you come upon two naked night elves making sweet love in an otherwise deserted tram in Warcraft, do you stand there and masturbate unobstrusively, or offer to give one of them a reacharound? We should all be so lucky to be faced with the decision ... but before you get too excited, read what one player has to say about the encounter. Maybe those roleplaying realms aren't all they're cracked up to be after all. (se7en-x.com, via sexblo.gs)