Who's Ready For The Undie Run?

School's out for summer—and you know what that means. Time to strip down to your underwear and run around campus... like we did last winter, and the spring break before that... and really, whenever the opportunity arises. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Creams Rising to the Top

You live life to the fullest, Fleshbot Readers. You fuck anything that moves until it doesn't move. You're lusty and vulnerable (sometimes you cry). Why, then, would you want your cock to be desensitized? More »

The Bad Boy P-Vibe

I'm glad that the Bad Boy P(rostate) Vibrator I received was bright red, because the black version, shaped the way this thing is, would have summoned uncomfortable memories from the city pool. More »

Naked People Reveals What Lies Beneath (Your Neighbors' Clothes)

If you've ever wondered what your neighbors look like naked (and come on, if you're reading this website, you probably have), Naked People may be just the website to sate your curiosity. More »

Diesel Exposes Its Models In Hot New "Intimates" Campaign

Much as we enjoyed Diesel's "SFW Porn" video, we're pleased to see them moving in a decidedly less SFW direction with their new "Intimates" campaign. True, there's no nudity—but that's clearly the next logical step, right? More »

Bring Me The Mouth Of Allanah Starr

"Look for the Adam's Apple!" one is told as one plans a Thailand vacation. But what if the Cyberskin mouth masturbator one mail-ordered doesn't have one? Has one still stuck one's cock in a tranny? More »

Time Out New York Wants To Hook You Up With Ellen Stagg

Have you ever dreamed that one day you—yes, you—might wind up on a date with someone as smart, funny, talented, and smoking hot as erotic photographer Ellen Stagg? Well, today could be your lucky day. More »

It's A Super-Funpacked Double Edition Of Faithmouse This Week!

Censorship may have forced our friend Dan Lacey to remove his last cartoon from eBay, but he's back this week with two, count em, two erotic artworks. More »

In Love... And In Bed

Just in time for Valentine's Day, the New York Times has a profile of "Pillow Talk," James Tribble and Tracey Mancenido's series of photos of couples together in bed. More »

Transsexuals: Little. Asian. Uncircumcised.

This much is true about tranny movies: however much fun the katoeys don't seem to be having, you can be assured the orgasms are real. More »

College Students Continue Grand Tradition Of Public Nudity

Hey UCLA: UC-Berkeley will see your "undie run" and raise you some full frontal nudity. (Again.) Man, we love college rivalries. More »

UCLA Undie Run: Caught On Tape!

Oh, these college students are so cute—running around in their underwear, blowing off stress... it's enough to make us wish we were still in college. More »

Picnic On Hanging Cock

Confronted by an enormous boner, this adorable blonde seems to be trying to express something beyond words, perhaps beyond her capacity for expression. More »

So You've Decided To Have An MMF...

So you're thinking about having an MMF threeway, and you're just not sure where to turn. You could ask the experts, or you could study at the knee of porn's finest instructors, or you could read the blog of some guy who seems to really like boy-boy-girl threeways (and thoughtfully includes links to MMF porn!). Sure, some of his advice is questionable at best, but he has more than a few entertaining one liners. And, to be honest, we have soft spot for anyone out there who's trying to increase the visibility of male bisexuality (and threeways!) so we're going to let this one slide. More »

Slate addresses the curious question of why beach volleyball players are always slapping each other on the ass and concludes that it has something to do with every sport having "its own superstitious tics, preening behavior, and weird bits of incidental ceremony". And here we were thinking that it was simply because a lot of beach volleyball players have really nice asses, which just goes to show how little we really know about beach volleyball. (But not nice asses. We do know our nice asses.) (slate.com)

Fleshbot OMG: What Lies Beneath

I can't say whether or not this will be a regular feature, but out of the hundreds of porn titles I receive each week at Fleshbot West few if any inspire a vocal reaction. Fewer still require my showing this to te proprietors of every Korean travel agency along the hallway. You've probably already guessed (because you're brilliant) but I found myself understanding how Civil War General Ben Butler felt when he said that the look of things in the north did not prepare him for conditions in the south. More »

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mentor Lesbians Edition

Back in my day (I am now 23), lesbians didn't look like this—or at least the mainstream media, softball-playing, Melissa Etheridge-listening, workmen's comp-seeking, Seneca Falls enpilgrimaging ones didn't. So seeing this lesbian MILF movie, even after a steady diet of porn lesbians, is still a shock. More »

We thought ourselves well acquainted with the wild and crazy world of dickisms, but after briefly browsing Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms, we realize we're mere novices when it comes to conversing about the 21st digit. If you can take a break from wrestling with Beastus Maximus, check out this comprehensive database and learn every term from A to Zamboner. (starma.com, via dailybedpost.com)

This Just In: Pornstars Still Like It Big

Since we last reported on this important topic, we'd love to be able to tell you that there's been a sea change in the way the adult industry views men with average-sized members, and that the whole "size matters" debate is one we can relegate to the dustbin of history along with Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign, the musical version of "Carrie", and the last season of "American Idol". But alas, Brazzers' latest compilation of scenes from their PornStarsLikeItBig.com website clearly shows us that this is not the case—and no amount of penis pumping or Enzyte or yohimbe can make up for it. More »

More Naked Guitar Hero: Hold On To Your Whammy Bar

If Guitar Hero is the technological solution for people who lack the time and/or ambition to learn how to play a real guitar, then maybe naked guitar hero videos on xTube are the solution for people who want to be this guy but who lack ... uh, a lot of things. Are we witnessing the birth of a new trend here? The modern day gaming equivalent of the homemade j.o. video? Stay tuned to find out (maybe)! More »

Hot Tail: Your Furry Schoolgirl Striptease Fantasy Finally Comes True

Since we spend so much time together, dear reader, we hope it doesn't come as too much of a surprise to learn that we here at Fleshbot can totally read your thoughts and therefore anticipate exactly what you're in the mood to see. For example, while we were enjoying our breakfast of green tea and Fruity Pebbles this morning we heard a little voice telling is that you wanted us to post a video of a crossdressing furry in a schoolgirl uniform stripping to Aphex Twin's "Windowlicker"—and your wish was our command! (OK, so maybe someone slipped something into our Fruity Pebbles, but even if you've somehow caught this before somewhere it's still not the sort of thing you see every day. And if you're freaked out or anything ... well, at least it's still a lot less creepy than the original video. Right?) (found @ fchan.us - thx qDot!)

Buttmonth: The Only Election That Really Matters

Exhausted by the seemingly neverending election season? If you don't give a rat's ass about exit polls, take a break from Clinton vs. Obama with an election that really matters: Stockroom.com's National Butt Month Competition , an intense campaign to determine who shall be crowned (if that's the right term) with coveted title of Best Ass in both male and female categories. Sure, the results of this election probably won't end the war or get us universal healthcare, but we promise the debates will be a lot more interesting. (Come to think about it, this might be one way to decide that whole Democratic nomination thing once and for all. Quick, someone get a camera!) More »

Best Of Sex Advice: Unlearn What You Have Learned

We all have bad habits — whether it's snoring or not picking up your socks or forgetting to wear pants to the opera — but the important thing to remember is that you can change. Do you have trouble staying monogamous? Try a threesome! Do you have foul tasting spunk? Try pineapple juice! Does the sight of vagina make you ill? Try being gay! There's a solution to all your problems, even if you simply made up a problem in order to get your name printed in an advice column. Think you can pick out which of this week's questions are real and which are pure entertainment? If not... hey, there's another skill for you to learn! More »

Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Toronto's Feisty Feminist Porn Festival

"We decided that it's not enough to criticize adult films for not adequately representing women's - and in many cases, men's - sexuality. So we decided to do something about it," said sponsors of Toronto's 3rd annual Feminist Porn Awards, brainchild of "feisty" feminists Good for Her. The two-day festival in April includes an awards show as well as a screening of several nominated films. You know that an awards show with a "Sexiest Straight Scene" category must have a deliciously diverse lineup. In fact, "Deliciously Diverse Cast" is also a category. More »

Police in The Netherlands are recommending that sex be allowed in all public parks. (Dogs, however, must be securely leashed.) We think that's great—after all, we've been picnicing in our bedrooms for ages now, so it's only fair. (nisnews.nl)

Best Of Sex Advice: Vagina Things You Need To Know

The problem with sex is that there are boy parts and girl parts, and sometimes it's hard for boys to make the girl parts happy (and vice versa) since boys only know how to make their own boy parts happy. Of course, sometimes he wants to make another boy's parts happy (or a girl with another girl's parts) and they still seem to have trouble with that too. And now that we think about it, there are tons of boys and girls who don't even know how their own parts work and couldn't possibly be expected to make anybody's else parts happy too. What's the moral of this story and this week's sex advice questions? Everyone needs to learn how a vagina works ASAP. That's the only way us boys and girls are ever going to get out of this mess alive. More »

Today's baseball spring training update: A scout for the Boston Red Sox was arrested in Florida for "committing a lewd act in a hotel room that overlooked the pool." Your move, Derek Jeter! (abc2news.com)